Thursday, June 16, 2011

Impact Wrestling Slamiversery 2011

Celebrate 9 years of aborted pushes reverse ladder matches and lesbian ghost things at this event

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
GUN...MONEY!(C) VS THE BRITISH INVASION
And the team that hasn't being on tv for month have a title shot because?
Arm -rigger by storm, shelley gets the tag in and double leg sweep on Magnus. Double team by this new team but the brit show superior continuity with a big boot/legsweep combo. Necktie and williams out and a huge suplex followed by an elbow mr sky rock. tag and williams in with a t-bone.Rolling Chaos blocked. Storm back in and beer is spat in shelley's eyes but despite this miscue shelley gets the win with the sliced bread by Shelley
Winners: Storm/Shelley
AD BREAK: IN BRIGHTEST DAY,IN BLACKEST  NIGHT.....

BORE-GAN BET STEINER

X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
ABYSS(C) VS KAZ AND BRIAN KENDRICK
Abyss new music? its shit. Double team on Abyss, kaz with a dropkick on the big man but he destroys kendrick with the black hole slam.Abyss is bleeding after a last bit of flurry from the cruisers abyss gets the Hack Hogan boot in
WINNER: ABYSS
GIVE US ALESSA,AND THEN GIVE US EAMONN!

CRIMSON IS UNDEFEATED AND MICKIE BOTCHED HER FINISHER TO WIN HER MATCH

MONSTERS?OH! THEY LOOK LIKE TO MONSTERS TO YOU?

BACKSTAGE:BULLY RAY
"You are a boy AJ, ....I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
BULLYKARA VS AJ STYLES

Huge flurry of offence by Styles flair chops traded and  Styles chest is purple and the chain bought in by Bubba is used against him end comes when aj after sending bubba through a table, Bubba kicks Styles in the set for the 10-count.

JACKSON JAMES, AKA BISCHOFFS SON MADE ANDERSON THE WORLD CHAMPION
FOR HIS DADDY AND ANGLE WON HIS MATCH TO END HIS AWFUL FUED

Well that's it!
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Bogger box office update for september

The world wanted it! you shall have it!

I will review this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egQ79OrCs

in case that doesnt open i will say this

September-boggerboxoffice-Onslaught on the Gates of hell!-Eamonn reviews THE LAST AIRBENDER!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

TV24 JUNE 1 2011: BRITAN'S GOT TALENT SEMI FINAL 3

Well the donnie darko review done and dusted, welcome to Interactive june where i talk about tv.Sadly only three topics rule the screens on this day.

Sepp Blatter is once again FIFA Chairman despite rumours that the FIFA is corrupt,
REALLY(!)
NO(!)
SOCCOR IS CORRUPT(?)
Next you will tell me that there's a enquiry whether the Pope is Catholic and a survey among 100 bears whether they actually shit in woods!

Basicly England is complaining because for once they are not benefiting from the cheating(*Cough 1964COUGH Paid Linesman COUGH!). It's  such a non-story like last week Obama came to Ireland and Britian Ahead of the Nato Meetings on The Crisis in Lybia. Did papers put that on the front page? OH NO!

CHERYL COLE KICKED OFF US XFACTOR BECAUSE OF ACCENT
"Obama meeting Cameron ahead of meetings that may affect everyone in Western Civilisation? FUCK THAT SHIT! How Dare they make of The Rose of Newcastle?"

Last night was night 3 of Britans got talent. the acts that went through were the impressionist and the young blonde Autistic Boy Dancer. They join a boy singer, a boy band a pianst and 1 other act i cant remember.

Well thats it!

but first he is poll 2

Who is your favourite charector?
1 ME AS MYSELF
2 JOE-JACK
3 80S LAD

VOTE OFTEN!