WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
BIG SHOW VS ALBERTO DEL RIO
Big show starts off by dealing heavy body blows to the Mexican Champion's stomach, Followed by the Flying Pan Chop, then a Body slam. an attempt of a kick is countered by Del Rio into a Leg Stretch. Savant Kick by Del Rio, Whose Cross Arm Breaker is countered into a spear. Clothesline by show. Vader Bomb gets 2, Cross arm attempt by Alberto but Show's Massive Leg gets on the ropes. Bear-Hug by show. When was the last time you saw that move being used as a legit Finisher? Power bomb is countered into a Hurracanrana, then a seated Senton. Chokeslam gets 2, ddt after a string of holds and counterholds followed by the Shock and Awe. ADR going back to the well with a C.A.B But Big and Slow counters with Suplex. After an assists and a botched Shock and Awe, 2 more and then the Cross arm breaker for the match.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:ADR
So the Rumours of Dolph Cashing in tonight were just that. Rumours.
The united states championship match was a farce. GOBSHITE FROM MTV!, Frustrated that he couldn't out wrestle an actual Wrestler, Low blowed Cesaro. I'm sure that didn't bode well backstage.
ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH.
"WACIST" JACK TWAGGER W/ ZEB CULTER VS KANE VS MARK HENRY VS RANDY ORTON VS
ENTRANT 1: DANIEL BRYAN VS
ENTRANT 2: CHRIS JERICHO
What an opener! Shoulder Barge by Jericho, Armdrag side headlock traded, into the
Jericho gets out, teases the walls but instead uses a Rope Rein into the chain link wall. I must point out that this show has A FUCKING PG RATING! So no blood tonight!
ENTRANT 3: "WACIST" Jack Swagger
Vader bomb as Zeb Culter, better known as Dutch Mantel, looks on. Chris catches Jack from behind with a dropkick. followed by the flying knee by Bryan. Double underhook DDt by Bryan.
ENTRANT 4: KANE
Double team by the tag Champions. Chokeslam on bryan gets countered but Sidewalk slam is all he gets for his efforts. But the champs resolve their issues and perform a Steiner Bulldog on Jericho.
ENTRANT 5: BLANDY BORETON
Rope assisted suplex on by Orton. Both champions are vertical super-plexed.
ENTRANT 6: THE WORLD'S SWEATIEST MAN, MARK HUNGRY!
Oh look, a talentless wrestler whose over 6 foot that is friends with Hunt-uh vs A smaller talented wrestler who Hunt-uh is threatened by? I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN(?)
DANIEL BRYAN IS ELIMINATED
ORTON GET TOSSED INTO PLEXIGLASS WALL THAT SHATTERS! World's strongest slam on Kane.
KANE IS ELIMINATED!
Superplex on Henry by the remaining contestants. Walls of Jericho countered but he gets the running bulldog. Loinsault counted into a toss to the Chains. Rko out of nowhere.
MARK HENRY IS ELIMINATED
But henry destroys everyone. Officials including Booker and Long, walks Henry out of the arena. Swagger gets thrown into the pod wall by an unknown move as they focused to much on Henry leaving. Dropkick by Jericho. Belly to belly expertly done by Swagger. Patriot Act by Swagger. Walls of jericho , who walks into an O-Zone. Double Rope DDT by orton. Rko to Jericho.
JERICHO IS ELIMINATED,
But then Swagger with the FUCKING ROLL-UP, NO NOT IN GREAT MATCH LIKE THIS DONT END IT WITH FUCKING ROLL-U...
WINNER AND NUMBER CONTENDER: "WACIST" JACK THWAGGER.
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
THE SHIELD LOSES TO...I MEAN VERSUS RYBERG, LAME-ARSE AND JOHN FUCKING CENA.
-WINNERS: THE SHIELD.
Okay I'm sorry that i didn't do a full play by play of this match but usually if John Cena is in it, its a dead cert. I will say this. For a trio of men who not only are 200+ lbs each and over 6 six feet, the fact that they compete into bomber jackets, Denims and work-boots, and retain an edge in Agility and speed, Wonderful to watch in the ring and respect to Roman Reigns the only Samoan Wrestling Family member to not resort to those tired Samoan wrestling Moves. Sadly it means the above joke may need to be put to rest. the Following matches where too short or to crap to give full play-by-plays to.
Ziggler was put in a match with Kofi Kingston. after 2 minutes Ziggler got the "w". This lead to Big E attacking Kingston for some reason. Can the wwe please decide what alignment Big E is? he is a heel enforcer by proxy on wwe, but he is the main Babyface of NXT, Whose motive was given on that show was he was simply helping his friend, A.J.
The steep learning Curve as Diva's champion is being steadily climbed by Kaitlin. Slowly but surely Kaitlyn is gaining experience as the Diva who had little tv time, is coming out of her shell. she defeated a Game Tamina Snuka, this morning by matching her in terms of raw strength.
And the Rock defeated Punk. in a shamefull affair. it seems, and I am not exagerating this, that the rock has forgotting who to Wrestle or something, because he didn't put a single hold throughout the match. Maybe JBL was right last month that the Rock has being gone too long that his body is no longer "Ring-Fit". the Rock was more that just rusty. he needed a large bottle of WD-40, HE WAS THAT BAD LAST NIGHT!
Well this has being the 200th post thank you very much and this is also the fifth year of the Enlightened Page!
