WWE DRAFT 2024-FULL RESULTS

 This year a few changes. The champions are now locked to a brand. This is no longer to avoid confusion, but it must be a direct shot to AEW And it's 900 titles because they give publicity to every outlaw Company.

Two we heard that Roman Reigns has opted out of the Draft. 

So here are your night one draft picks to be implemented on the 8th of May.

ROUND 1

BIANCA BELAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

SETH ROLLINS REMAINS ON RAW

CARMELO HAYES DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

JEY USO REMAINS ON RAW

ROUND 2

RANDY ORTON REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

BRON BREAKER DRAFTED TO RAW

THE ANNOYING POTATO NNNNNNNNNNIA JAX IS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE CHICKEN WAITRESS REMAINS ON RAW 

ROUND 3

LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

RICHO-STOOGE REMAINS ON RAW

BLOODLINE REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

SHEAMUS  DRAFTED TO RAW (OFFICIALLY)

ROUND 4

AJ STYLES REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ALPHA ACADEMY REMAIN ON RAW

ANDRADE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

KIANA JAMES DRAFTED TO RAW

THE SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE GAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

FYRE/DAWN DRAFTED TO RAW

BARON CORBIN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

CEDRIC/ADONIS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

IVAR REMAINS ON RAW

SHAYNA REMAINS ON RAW

OC REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ZOEY STARK REMAINS ON RAW

And Now the Results which took place Hours Ago. On Monday night raw....

ROUND 1

IMPERIUM (BILLED AS ONLY GUNTHER AND KAISER) REMAINS ON RAW

JADE CARGILL REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

DAMAGE CONTROL REMAINS ON RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTURE OF HAVING THE WOMEN'S TAG TITLES, THE KABUKI WARRIORS ARE CURRENTLY TRI-BRANDED!

KEVIN OWENS REMAINS ON RAW

ROUND 2

CM PUNK REMAINS ON RAW

THE PRIDE (LASHLEY/DAWKINS/FORD/B-FAB) REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

BRAUN STROWMAN REMAINS ON RAW

TIFFANY STRATTON REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ROUND 3

LWO (INCLUDING CARLITO, WHO WAS PROVEN TO BE A TRAITOR!) ALL DRAFTED TO RAW

LUCHA WITHOUT THE SUITS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

DREW MCINTYRE REMAINS ON RAW

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 4

JUDGEMENT DAY REMAIN ON RAW (AS CHAMPION, DAMIAN PRIEST WAS LOCKED ONTO RAW. RHEA IS INJURED SO SHE IS UNELIGBLE FOR DRAFT)

NAOMI REMAINS ON RAW

IYLA DRAGONUV DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

GREEN/NIVEN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 5

NEW DAY REMAINS ON RAW

PRETTY DEADLY REMAINS ON RAW

LYRA VALKYRIA DRAFTED TO RAW

INDI WRESTLING AND MRS SAMEFACE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 6

FINAL TESTAMENT DRAFTED TO RAW

DIY DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW

BLAIR DAVENPORT DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE SECOND SUPPLEMENTAL WHICH SINCE VINCE IS GONE IS NOW RENAMED FOR THE NEW CCO: THE "YOU HAVE TO BE AS TALL AS ME-UH, TO GET A PUSH" SUPPLEMENTAL!

APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

DIAMOND MINE (CREED BROTHERS AND IVY NILE) REMAIN ON RAW

DIJAK DRAFTED TO RAW

VINCI DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE CORONA QUEENS (CARTER/CHANCE)

NATTIE REMAINS ON RAW

NEW CATCH REPUBLIC DRAFTED TO RAW

ODYSSEY JONES REMAINS ON RAW

TEGAN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

FINAL THOUGHTS

IS THAT IT?

No seriously, could this have being the most underwhelming draft ever made?

First of all, Breakker and Ilya on the main roster sharing it with Gunther, Sami, Punk and Mcintyre, GREAT! But there was not much in the way of change!

Smackdown's women division has just become Gutted to make raw's stronger. Smackdown's women just became The Bianca and Naomi Show, While Nia will stay permanent number 2 contender by having a steady diet of Job-girls!

Also it seems Triple h is now using the Draft to end to Feuds that go nowhere, The pride/ final testament feud is over and it looks like We are rehashing Rey vs Dominic with LWO and Judgement Day in tow!

And on a final Note, congratulations on World Hide and Seek Champion, Odyssey Jones, who has not being seen since Last Year's Draft!

Over on Bogger Box Office, Normal Service Resumes next tuesday with my review of Oppenheimer, while on this site, the next review will be the 20th of May with results of MLW Fury Road!

See You Real Soon

PEACE!

MLW WAR CHAMBER II: BLAZING HASSLES ( HAPPY 420 DAY!)

 List of Champions-No change

World's-Satoshi Kojima

Openweight-Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page

Middleweight-Mistico

Tag- World Titan Federation ( Bulldog Jr and Filthy Tom Lawlor)

Featherweight- Janai Kai.

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW....

The Big Story out of War Chamber PPV was Alex Kane was Betrayed by some of the Bombaye Fightclub members causing him to lose to "Flop Dollar" AJ Francis, clearly they were swayed by the money you can make being the Cheeze-its Champion! 

In the Titular match for this event, Team MLW lead by it's champion, Kojima got the win, but then the next Challenger revealed himself- Mads Kruger and his Cohorts in the Sendai Death Squad, make a declaration of war between both the champion and the World Titan Federation.

This month, the focus right now is next month's Azteca Lucha, and the war between Selina and Cesar, playing human chess with their promotional charges. Each wanting to rake up the monopoly of Lucha in North America and to just plain rub it in the face of their rival, The prize is Cesar's Key. The Symbolic Key to Unlock the Future of Lucha to be the One and only Agent responsible for Mexico's Fighting Art-form.

But tonight In our main event, Raven must kill his creation, the calling by banding together with a different direction for deathmatches as he gives the reign to Akira to captain his namesake team, The Death Fighters in the War Chamber Match!

Filmed as build up to the War Chamber PPV 3 weeks ago, this is War Chamber II.

First match a precursor to next month's pov and possibly the next special, a Lucha match between Salina's Star Jr Vs Cesar Duran's client, Some washed up middle-aged has-been called Virus. The Crowd did not Care. Once again this is heel Vs heel so the crowd didn't cheer for either. Star Jr won with a lame excuse for a Achilles tendon hold which only proves the Lucha of thus new generation only cares about spots. And spoilers on anyone going to buy Azteca Lucha, but half the confirmed roster are old Fogies, more beat up and washed out than Virus! 

Wtf will defend the tag belts tonight in a backstage interview.

Matthew Justice will now be managed by Bill Alfonso. The legendary ECW ref and manager was Ringside at War Chamber and helped out Justice at the main event.

Tampa's own Budd Heavy returned to MLW with a Slim down physique and mohawk. The Superheavyweight faced Brett Ryan Goseleen, a match on paper would favour Heavy, if this wasn't wrestling. Brett swarmed him like a colony of ants on an elephant, hitting both finishers the Sweet Victory (Rainmaker) and the Paige Turner. I would also like to say, Brett's Conditioning is a lot better from when I say him in his debut.

Salina Backstage is taking with her...mother? Goddam! No I know where she gets it from!

Tag team championship- and finally the crowd was into this as WTF members Filthy Tom Lawlor and Bulldog Jr faces Bombaye Fightclub members of Alex Kane and Mr Thomas, With AJ Francis at Commentary. He denies that the referee that Gabe the match he won against Kane who did a quick count is in the pocket of WTF, buy he did also reveal the date and name of the next PPV...Ritual Combat on the First of June. This match was great and it looked like The Fightclub was going to win, But Kane got distracted by AJ, and that led to Mister Saint Laurent throwing the belt to Lawlor to cheap shot Mr Thomas. WTF retain.

Presented as a Bonus match recorded earlier because Heavy Vs BRG finished Early, Zayda Vs some 7 stone girl from Cirque de Bullshay! They really want to make something out of Zayda Steel so bad, they are finding Japanese Schoolgirls and indie Mudshow girls to make her look good! Zayda won.

Timothy Thatcher Vs Matt Riddle. These two always have great matches together. And this did not disappoint, Good back and Forth with Riddle Being Serious for a change between the Ropes. I Will never understand why WWE let go of Thatcher and why Tony Khan didn't offer him a Contract!

20th of May, Will be date for Fury Road, the Next Special which will be shown on Youtube the 18th of May  ...and that Announcement was interrupted by Ikari Kwan destroying Richard Holiday. Be careful we don't want you to Babyface the Parody of Vince's Management or the Terrorist Cell by doing this!

World Title match. Kojima Vs Bad Dude Tito-Short and Sweet for good Reason, Kojima who is wrestling with a injured Foot is doing Duty on the night this was recorded, remember, these matches are the preshow to the ppv 3 weeks ago. So Kojima was to work a War Chamber match later. Short match to protect the foot injury, but worked well, Tito looked like a monster and Sold the Lariot-O! But it Took more than one attempt to put him Down. So Tito Lost, but he didn't look Weak doing so! Like I said before when MLW Gets it right, they get it right!

Main Event time, and I didn't take Much notes, Since I don't count Garbage Wrestling as Wrestling. Akira was taken out by the calling during his entrance, So he was dragged by Ricky Shane Page During his entrance while Jake Crist was being Mugged By Cannonball and Sami Calahan, Raven Got a big Pop in his first match in years...Even if all he did was swing a kendo Stick. It devolved into Torture P*rn when all 8 men was in the Ring, So i don't remember who was put through the table on the Calling Side, So the winners were the Death Fighters-Newly rechristened as The Response.

I will return with the Scheduled Part 2 of the Barbie Review over on Boggerboxoffice! But Next Tuesday, All the fallout of the WWE DRAFT!

Early Summer Schedule 2024

 Hello Everyone, It's the Monday after Wrestlemania, So that means I am Launching my Update. A lot of things are happening to me Privately which i am not going to make you privy to, Unless I choose to down the line. With that said, Here is my Confirmed List of Reviews, However all this will be Subject to Change.

SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2024 ON ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

• 22nd of April-MLW War chamber II
• June 11th-Clash at the Castle
• September the 2nd-Bash at Berlin

THE IMPLICATION OF THE DATE OF THE BASH'S REVIEW.

As you may know or not, but over on Boggerboxoffice, My reviews are launch first working day of the month, Every Month, with the exceptions of Bank Holidays, because I'm working in the confides of a British calendar. So Yes, I can't drop September's film review because September first is a Sunday. However i will Shadowdrop The Film Review early on the 2nd and tweet a direct link Later on!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIALS

The more Eagle-Eyed of you would have noticed since the new year, that MLW Fusion has had no knew Episodes, and Ayozat here in Britain has took notice, So MLW No longer have a Television deal. And while this would be a deal Breaker....

HAVING INTERNET SPECIAL EVENTS MEANS THEY ARE NOT!

I am Happy to announce that i will Continue coverage on the east coast's Hybrid wrestling alternative with New PPV-length Specials The 4th Monday of each Month!

PERSONAL ISSUES

I will be Using July to visit health professionals and taking wellness days. Once again I reserve the right to cancel things completely!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL: ATOMIC PINK!

Starting this week, I will start Writing Boggerboxoffice's Signature Event for my Birthday Month, The Grindhouse Spectacular that is TICKET TO HELL! An Event so Big, it Ends Storylines...Or Starts them Again! Yes For new Readers, Like My Rivals and Heroes, my reviews are usually part of storyline driving towards the Next Ticket to Hell! The New Storyline Is going to be called "The 2 Deaths of E!"

AND IT WILL KICK OFF WITH TWO FILMS THAT WILL NEVER BE SEPERATED

• Atomic Pink-Film ONE-BARBIE LIVE ACTION!
• Atomic Pink-Film TWO-OPPENHEIMER!

Due to the sheer Magnitude of these films, There is a chance that their will not be a June film to review, because I'm still reviewing Oppenheimer!

That's why i haven't revealed anything else-because i can't FOCUS On Anything Else! Getting out As much as can of Ticket between Now and June is top Priority, So as fun as Backlash in France may have being, Sadly i must decline!

The Next post here will Be War chamber. Over on Bogger box office the first 4 pages of Barbie will be Out when they are ready!

Thank you for your support!

WRESTLEMANIA 40 RESULTS ROCK THE DWAYNE'S EXECUTIVE DERISION

 The Following was Written on the morning of Sunday the 7th of April 3 hours after The Main Event.

We kick off with Meek Mill Being this year's Celebrity Idiot Card Reader. With one Working Eye,  do you think him and Shawn Michaels would be friends?

Before the matches, Triple H-Sorry, Paul Triple H Levesque! (i will never get use to that!) comes out to proclaim this will be the Beginning of a new Era, let's hope it's not a New Error! 

And we are off to a great start- Becky Lynch Vs Rhea Ripley For the Raw Women's Championship. A few Boos for Lynch, the Crowd was really cheering For Mami. Finish was Rhea Hitting the Riptide into the turnbuckle and hitting a proper one on the middle of the ring. Rhea Retains.

RIP UNIVERSAL TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS-I Will NOT watch Greymeat Waller just to watch Austin Theory! For the Raw side in his 6 team Schmaltz, R-Turd and GOBSHITE FROM MTV are your Raw champions since they are the sentimental favourites going in.

How Boring can you make Lucha look when you have to have your Faces need to be saved by SOME NFL GUYS?

From Lowering Expectations to a match that was the night's Sleeper Hit, Jimmy Uso Vs Main Event Jey USO, Brother Vs Brother. Finish was Jey going to kick Jimmy's face in, but he had second thoughts as Jimmy Pleaded with the other twin, only it was a setup!, A set up Jey saw coming- Spear and a USO splash ended it 

#ASUKACOOKED!

Everyone who is not named Jade Cargill in this match need to make appointments for their Chiropractors, For carrying her in this match, Also all the matches were sponsored by products this year, match with Latino Talent some kind of Hispanic Drink, that's not so bad- The Match with 3 Black Women on a team was sponsored by A Chicken Shop!

Well colour me Tickled Pink! I thought Sami was not going to beat Gunther as they telegraphed showing Sami's family meeting him backstage, But when Chad Gable said that Sami Owes him a favour, I know what side the bread was buttered! It's good to be surprised!

Next was the Main Event between Seth Franklin Rollins and Cody Rhodes Vs The Bloodline. A good match that told the story but it relied too much on Brawling on the outside, the only thing I loved was seeing A stand of CRIME HYDRATION Being destroyed! And Wouldn't you know who won the pony, The Bloodline make sure to stack the deck tomorrow In the title match for Reigns' Universal Title.

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The Following was Written on Monday the 8th at 10am!

After National Anthem, We are Greeted by Stephanie McMahon, She says that all her Life she has being Physically at Mania Since it's inception. But Now is a new Era, The Levesque Era!

Five seconds after you say "This Edible is SHOT!"

Suffering From the beating Rollins took from The Bloodline a night before, Drew McIntyre Turned Up the Aggression in his Title shot. Drew Won as the Beaten Down Rollins looked dejected as he limped away....BUT!

Drew was giving no time to rest on his Laurels, as Finally after wasted chances and dealing with R-Truth, Damian Priest cashed in Money in the Bank hitting Drew with South of Heaven to Become the 3rd Holder of World Title #3.

Next was AN ABSOLUTE STINKER!-Bobby Lashley and the Street Profits Vs The Final Testament. With Bubba Ray as Referee. This was Just Terrible. It started with Weapons, The Closing Chapter is a terrible Finish, The Valets got involved, (B-Fab fell on Scarlett During her kick and it looked like she was really Hurt!) Lashley is Wasted and Paul Ellering, one of the Best managers in Wrestling History, was Walking around Complaining about his Boys being whooped like.....

This was a match so bad, Not even the next match could escape it's stench! Ok AJ Styles and LA Knight just Kinda happened, But i was expecting a Good Match. And it was...But After what we saw, Good was not Good Enough! Knight Won!

Hall of Fame Inductees For 2024:

The US EXPRESS: MIKE ROTONDA AND BARRY WYNDHAM-Mike lead the Audience in a Tribute to his late Son, Wyndham (Bray Wyatt)

BULL NANAKO: BIT OF A LANGUAGE BARRIER-BUT SHE DID WELL

THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON: HE DID A GREAT SPEECH FOR SOMEONE WHO TECHINICALLY DID NOT WORK FOR WWE, HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR BUT DID STAND TO GIVE HIS SPEECH-"IF ONLY HE HAD MO' TIME!"

LIA MIAVIA: "FEMALE PROMOTOR" 

MUHAMMAD ALI-NEED I SAY MORE?

AND FINALLY-PAUL HEYMAN: Paul changed from his suit to his ecw cap, his black trenchcoat and his Big 80'S Phone as the crowd chanted ECW! Phillie will Never Forget Extreme Championship Wrestling!

United States championship mat-

I MEAN NEXT MATCH WAS IYO VS BAYLEY!

So, what's the Deal with All the Egyptian Theming around Bayley? Did i miss Something? Anyway Great Match, even though Iyo for her title Reign was presented as a Stooge for Bayley and then for Dakota. I Know it's because of Language Barrier but her reign has being unmemorable! With that said Everyone talks about how great Iyo is a high flyer, But she can be Crafty and Cagey with Holds when she wants to! In the End, Bayley's redemption in the eyes of the fans would not be denied and Bayley is smackdown Women's champion

If you thought Brandi was the only surprise in the main event-Strap In because my heart couldn't take it! First Jimmy came out and that bought out Jey. Then Solo was taking out by John Cena. Then Rock the Dwayne and his Big Executive Johnson came out. And People love the Big Johnson....But they scream for the DONG!

As behind Dwayne, in a Hoodie and Hat, Undertaker took out the Final Boss. Unhindered, Cody Done what he couldn't do last year, what his father couldn't Do. A Rhodes is A wwe champion!

Well. That's it! Tomorrow I will Post my Early Summer Schedule, including revealing the two films that make up this years TICKET TO HELL Event over on Bogger Box Office starting real soon. Until then, the Next PPV Will be MLW'S free Special, War Chamber: Death Fighters vs The Calling in 2 weeks time!

See you soon! 

MLW ONCE UPON A TIME...IN NEW YORK-LEAD OR SILVER?

 LIST OF CHAMPIONS-TITLE CHANGES IN CAPITALS

• World's-Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight- Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page
• MIDDLEWEIGHT-MISTICO
• TAG- WORLD TITAN FEDERATION (BULLDOG JR AND FILTHY TOM LAWLOR)
• Featherweight-Janai Kai 

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW....

Intimidation Games was the Last PPV back in February, and it saw the 3 major factions make Landgrabs at the belts. Cesar Duran's Azteca Lucha loosened Salina Dela Renta's Grip on the Middleweight belt when Misticio defeated Rocky Romero. And Monsieur Saint Laurent's Titans bested the second Gear Crew. However, Kojima, the man who has no dog in this fight, still holds the gold that matters after a match against Minoru Sazuki.

The Former champion, Alex Kane is on that road to redemption, keeping close to Kojima to canvas for a rematch, however after embarrassing MSL at the Reload Special in January, The Porty Promotor has opened the chequebook to send out free agents as Hired guns to take out the Bombaye Fightclub Captain. Bobby Fish was unsuccessful, but maybe AJ Francis can hurt Alex indirectly by taking out Kane's Right hand man, Mr Thomas? Well, The Former Flop Dollar has a head start, when he attacked Thomas in the bathroom! It's not the only tactic, as AJ also insinuates that there is a mole amongst the Bombaye Fightclub ranks!

But MSL got a measure of revenge on the Champ. During a Title unveiling ceremony, the new belt was Stolen and Kojima's Leg was injured. Is the champion 100% on Good Friday for War Chamber?

Yeah about that....Over here in Ireland, Work days are still overlooked by people who still Believe In a Magical Man in the Sky! Since this will be out on Tuesday because St Patrick's Day is a Holiday that had its own bank holiday, it's also the same for Easter Sunday. But by the time Easter is over all my attention is on Launching Crimes Of the Future and Mania, so there will be no War Chamber results!

The Calling Continues to expunge the teaching of its former master, Raven, under the new (even more) deranged leader, Ricky Shane Page. But Raven is not without allies, and The Calling is not without enemies. 

Coming out of the Losing end of the Faction war, Salina Dela Renta and Promociences Dorado have regrouped with new Signings to debut tonight! 

Cesar's State of Lucha Address opens the show, telling us something we already know that Azteca Lucha will be in May, emanating  from Chicago, he also lets us know he signed a big name in the featherweight division,  Zayda and Brett Ryan Goseleen come out and spout Cringe a Clueless or Bill and Ted extra would say! Cesar Compares Zayda to "That Borica B***h Salina", Which Summons Salina on the tron with Rocky Romero taking out an Azteca Henchmen.

Scramble Match- Brett Ryan Goseleen, Love-Doug, Matthew Mathers, Dylan McKay, Ichiban and Cannonball. Cannonball taken out by Akira, who is taken by The Calling. As for the match, would you call this a match? Flow was "I hit a move on you, you Slide out, then that guy hits a move on me, I slide out!" BRG got the win after a Distraction by Zayda.

Big Bad Dude Tito Squashes Azteca Henchmen #66 in a minute. Yeah in the time it took to write this paragraph. NEXT! 

AJ Francis Vs Mr Thomas Was next. And I think the mole is Faye Jackson....

The full Bodied woman who stole the Mane Event's Hula hoop and Used it to distract them in a match. The only reason I say this is The Cameramen and Commentary are using the "Remember The New Guy" Trope too hard on her, to this point on what was a bit character.  Anyway Distraction by Saint Laurent and Hell wins. I am sending a pattern!

Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight Championship; Zayda Vs Delmi Exo. It looks like Delmi had no-showed, but then It was revealed Delmi was wearing the Azteca Lucha colours, as Salina on commentary started Spitting feathers. Delmi who has being Heelish, but wrestles Face, but is in tow with one of the 3 warring heel faction, won with a distraction into finish. Who am I supposed to cheer for, apart from them really good in the ring?

Bulldog Jr  With Josh Bishop Vs Matt Riddle. This they took serious, something I thought I never would ever say about Matt Riddle, but he no longer has birds flying out of his Ass! He only hallucinates the Birds Flying out of his ass! So this match started with a lockup. Always good to see, the match was billed as Wrestling Matt Vs the cage, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Bishop whispered Sports entertainment to Harry on the outside and that flipped the Switch to make Bulldog Jr a dirty rotten cheater. But Riddle kept up the face act...until he won with a Surprise Rollup.

#BANTHEGODDAMROLLUP!

Court Bauer was here for some piece to camera, only For Contra to attack The Founder, Referees, EMTs and Various wrestlers. With Mads Kruger caving in the Throat of Bauer with a flagpole. That's how you rehab a monster heel if your top baby-face leaves suddenly!

Next was Magnus, presented by Cesar Duran Vs Star Jnr, Presented by Salina Dela Renta, They had a good Lucha match, if your only gateway to Lucha was Rey using it against non-Lucha guys, or Whatever the Hell Felix and Penthouse call Lucha, it was good authentic Lucha. Sadly after what happened moments ago, the air was out of the crowd. Star Jnr wins with Yes, the Roll up! Magnus was ordered by Cesar to attack the  Referee, And later after a bit to camera that just saw Duran walking up the ramp,  Cesar outs himself as a Teleporter, by appearing backstage quickly to place Coins on the eyelids of  an unconscious Rocky Romero. Turning to the camera he asks Salina which way she wants to go out, With Silver or Lead? 

Six man tag- Alex Kane and Cozy Max Vs World Titan Federation members ( Holiday, Lawlor and Bishop). I think last month we saw all what Okumura can do at his age. Kojima is injured but still fighting. Finish was Okumura and Kane taking out Lawlor and Holiday, so that the Big man Bishop can sell the LARIOT-O! Like it was Death!  Ambush by WTF, Calling stops Akira and Jake Crist from helping, Out comes Second Gear Crew And Francis and we will see you all for the Royal Rumble....I mean Calling Vs Death Fighters, War Chamber Match on April 20th! But of Course A Bell is Tolling and the World keeps on Rolling to Philadelphia for WRESTLEMANIA 40! Full results here on Monday the 6th!

Minor Announcement in regards to Sunday morning's MLW Once Upon a Time In New York Review

 Due to Saint Patrick's Day falling on the following Sunday the 17th, the Irish Government has made the following day also a Holiday. 

That means, regrettably, Results of this Special will be deferred to the following day, Tuesday the 19th.

Apologies for this change, but this is out of my control. 

Thank you for your continued support.

Eamonn. 

MLW BURNING CRUSH: IF SYMPTOMS OF BURNING AND CRUSHING PERSIST, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR!

 We open the show with now former world's champion Alex Kane, who cuts a Promo about leaving, until Mr Thomas gives him a pep talk, but that leads to VT by World Titan Federation new signee, The Former Flop Dollar, AJ Francis. He cut a promo that he was part of the first all black faction and the crowd drowns the Promo with laughter, So Francis will make his debut at Intimidation Games. I have An Announcement, I'm afraid that since Intimidation Games is on the last Thursday on this month, I will be busy launching the Patrick's Day Special over on my Sister Site Bogger Box Office. And since there is no date in a return for Fusion, the next Time I may have results is next month's Once Upon a Time....In New York, on the 3rd week of the month. Wait, Last month's special was the 3rd week of January, it's the 3rd week of This month...I AM Sensing a pattern here one that I feel I should have copped on to when this was seemingly dropped from nowhere!

Anyway, let's get into the matches.

Wasted Youth and Nolo Kitano Vs The Dirty B*stards opened the Show. Wasted Youth have replaced the injured Dylan McKay and is replaced with Prince Harming, Austin Luke. I Must give credit where credit is due, Kitano is getting better on the matwork, especially if his opponent are Groundmasters like Tony Deppen, but when teamed with other Flippy Floppers it makes him stand out more! . Heels win after Mathers hurts himself with his own finish.

Meanwhile in the Torture P**n Studio, The Calling react to Raven turning on them.

Bobby Fish will have Alex Kane at Intimidation Games. 

Matt Riddle makes the challenge to new Japan for I.G. later we learn He will face some guy called Big Bad Tito!

Match 2 four-way women's match, LAZY BOOKING! Delmi Exo Vs Tiara James Vs Zayda Vs Notorious Mimi. Delmi has words with Salina who was out for commentary and it costs Delmi the match. Zayda wins.

Contra promo.

Openweight championship Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page retains via DQ Over Jake Crist- If you only remember Jake Crist from Impact running with Mr Attempted Murder T-Shirt, forget that version of this man, after his brother was named in Speakingout, Jake turned his life Around Clean and Sober for 3 years. At first it seems like Sami Callahan went to the back out of respect for his former friend ...then you remember this is Dumi Callahan you're talking about! Akira makes the save before Cannonball splashes Jake through a table. Jake Fame-Assers the Lard mountain through the table.

Court Bauer, Cesar Duran and MSL backstage earlier. Cesar wants to be matchmaker again, but Bauer will only make it so for his luchadores. Same with Monsieur Saint Laurent with his Titans. 

This leads to right now as Second Gear Crew meets Kojima and Okumura backstage, and despite language barrier, they would like to gave a match with the champions, which gets the ire of  World Titan Federation. As friendly Competition is a foreign concept to MSL. MSL is force feed a slice of bread.

Tom Lawlor Vs Matthew Justice with Mister Saint Laurent at Commentary. Good Match, Build up to WTF taking the Tag belts.

Cesar's Acquisition announcement. He will be Managing Mistico, Barbaria Cadavario and some Guy called Atlantis. Salina and the rest of Promotionales Dorado march out when Cesar calls her "A word for a female dog".  Spoiler that Rocky Romero lost the Historic Welterweight title and since that's not recognized by MLW, I am not updating my list of champions. Salina wants Mistico Vs Romero at Intimidation Games, but only if "El Zukar" puts the Middleweight belt on the line!.

Lumberjack and Jill match Between Love Doug and Brett Gosellin. Why is this feud continuing When Becca is not here anymore? Her name was never Mentioned by name when explaining this feud. Anyway, lumberjacks Fight off, Except Zayda, Distraction, Finish, pin, NEXT!~

In the Back, Akira and Raven tell us that they found an ally- but in Truth, Blue Meanie is back for a friend hire because of Raven!

WTF (Bulldog JNR And Richard Holiday) Vs Cozy Max (MLW World's champion Satoshi Kojima, and Okumura.) Both Japanese Wrestlers are 20 year veterans. But Despite the Age, Experience was There to see. 2 Seasoned Vets against A Member of a Wrestling Legacy and A Bluechip Athlete with all the potential in the World coming back from Near Death. You love to see it! It was all about Holiday who while he's taking it slowly after the Lymphoma, it's only natural, he's being re-entered into the World Title Scene once the ring -rust gets Knocked Off! Anyway, Kojima's Legendary LARIOT-O! Got the win. In the only match Faces won! 

Your Main Event: Jacob Fatu vs Mads Krule Kruger in a Baklai Brawl. I'm not going to say anything new or revolutionary here, But Once thing Wrong with Modern Wrestling that if you make a match when you make a Single Thing Legal, that Should Not mean EVERYTHING IS LEGAL! This was supposed to be A Match, where only a Baklai Warclub was Legal, It was never seen, Never mind used. Fatu knee gives out during Moonsault and Krule threw a fireball, hits Scorched Earth (Full Nelson Bomb)  and this is how they write out a Rumoured to be WWE bound Fatu- in a bodybag, Carried out by 20 masked Death Squad Pallbearers.

 Well That's it!

 During the Broadcast they Confirmed that Once Upon a Time...In New York is on During the 3rd Saturday in March. that will be my Next Review, on that Corresponding Monday. See you then! And over on Bogger Box office on Friday the 1st of March, I have a review of Irish Film the Quiet girl for you. Follow me on Twitter or Mastodon World @RealEnli.

And will See you Next Month!

ICECREAM 2K24 TASTE TEST: TWISTER BERRYLICIOUS, MAGNUM EUPHORIA AND MAGNUM CHILL

 Stone the Crows, they actually have the new products in shops the same week they announced them! 

So lets get into it!

HB TWISTER BERRYLICIOUS

Package Colour: Indigo, Blue, Dusky Pink, and Purple Gradients into each other, Par the course, Both sides are Bookmarked by a Closeup of Photos of the Item. A Full Photo of the Item on the right and a Photo of A Blueberry, Raspberry and 2 Blackcurrants. Next to the Item, a Rolling Stones-esque Lips Shouts a Blurb that tells us it "Naturally Colours Your Tongue!"

Flavour: As Stated, Blueberry, Raspberry and Blackcurrant Ice-lolly!

Calorie Count: a lean 68 (ALMOST!) In a 72G Item

Taste: Biting down on a mouthful and Pressing it to the roof of my mouth, causes it to melt and Explode with Flavour! Though Delicious, what I said last year has come through-they are running out of Ideas. This feels like any Dilute or Squash you can add water to, with the Colour change Gimmick added to entertain Kids!

HB MAGNUM EUPHORIA PINK LEMONADE

Package Colour: Panels of Pink and White Surrounding A Pink Circular Pink-tinted Contents of a lava lamp, making the logo. On the Right on top of the Panels, The Item, a Curled up thin slice of Lemon and 2 Raspberries!

Flavour: Lemon Icecream Surrounds Core of Raspberry Sorbet, Set in White Chocolate Shell Decorated with Popping Candy and Pink Sugar Pellets.

Calorie Count: A Belt-Bursting 901 calories in a (SIGH!) 69g Choc-ice!

The Red core can be Seen Through the pale cream and White Chocolate. The White Icecream is not Vanilla, it's Lemonade, so the Sharp Citrus Flavour will astonish those who didn't read the ingredients. The Citrus is very Sharp and Strong, You almost Trick Your Mind by Nearly Burping for Carbonation that doesn't exist! Second Bite reveals the Raspberry Core, adding the "Pink" to "Pink Lemonade", And Adding Popping Candy is always Fun, Maybe that's why this ties back to calling it "Euphoria".

HB MAGNUM CHILL ICECREAM (WELL I HOPE THEY DID! ELSEWISE IT'LL MELT!)

Package Colour: Exactly the Same Premise as the Previous Except with Purple and Brown Panels surrounding a Purple-Tinted Lava Lamp. On top of Panels 1 Item, a Single Blueberry and 2 Crumbs of Chocolate Cookie/Brownie.

Flavour: Vegan Biscuit infused Vanilla,( a first for the Limited Editions!) smothering a heart of Blueberry Sorbet, covered in a milk chocolate shell with biscuit pieces. As someone who very recently had to babysit children during Christmas on a sugar rush filled with chocolate, there is nothing "Chill" about this flavour!

Calorie Count: a slightly less chonky 892 in a 70g item

Taste: Thick Chocolate shell with the Shrapnel of biscuits provide a loud and Satisfying "CRUNCH!" The Vanilla Ice-cream is infused with a light note of Biscuit spices. Second bite reveals the Sorbet, and provides a Contrast to the heavy Chocolate biscuit. While the first Magnum is a combination of Flavours that combines into one Form, here we have the Opposite, two flavours that Contrast each other and still do the job of having its own identity.

This may be the first time we don't have a "Bad" Flavour or a "Better" Flavour! 

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MLW SUPERFIGHT: BREAD LETTER DAY!

A special Thanks to PWPonderings this month for having the full results first on Sunday-Thank you!

Rocky Romero retains Middleweight championship against Ichiban in a Two out of three falls match 2 to 1.

Davey Boy Smith Junior returned from injury to defeat Tag Champion One Called Manders in a Tune-up match.

Jacob Fatu defeated Yuji Nagata in a match where both looked good, A Week after he appeared on AEW And had a good match with Daniel Bryan. Fatu got the Mic but before he could say anything-CONTRA RETURNED! 

Dealing with 20 Sendai Death Squad members, out came the 7ft South African Mads Kruger! Who demolished Fatu's ribs with a Baklai Fighting Club! They will have a Baklai Brawl on Fusion....WHENEVER MLW BOTHER THEIR ARSE IN ANNOUNCING A DATE FOR FUSION!

Garbage in, Garbage throughout! Dumi Callahan destroyed Akira in a No Rules, LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Hardcore Match. After the match Raven returned to save Akira from the calling!. Frankly this means Raven is not too happy with Ricky Fat Mudshow F*CK Page calling himself the leader of his Group!

Next was The Misticio the former Sin Cara fresh off attacking Plumber Moxley and turning heel on AEW. And now we know why, Cesar Duran is his manager. Azteca Lucha had returned....if you didn't already know an Azteca Lucha Payperview was coming in May! And Speaking of Looking like a Balding Plumber, Misticio's opponent Avenero, Looked more like a Alley Creep than Creepy Jon Moxley! Misticio won without barely tripping over himself!

And Finally, after 20 years MLW has its first ever 2-time Champion, in its first ever champion, Satoshi Kojima. After the Match the New Japan legends covered in Streamers and Glitter from the Celebration, continued their Win celebration with Beer and Bread! Of course people are Drawing parallels to Rock the Dwayne and His Big Executive Johnson, And Yes, Kojima's next defence is against Minoru Sazuki and not a rematch, But there is one difference between this veteran and The Dwayne-He's not Abusing his power-Though time will tell if all his challengers are Buddies from New Japan! 

LIST OF CHAMPIONS- CHANGES IN BOLD

WORLD'S- SATOSHI KOJIMA

Openweight Ricky Shane Page

Middleweight Rocky Romero

Tag The Second Gear Crew (Matthew Justice/ One Called Manders/Masked Good Brother number Three)

Featherweight Janai Kai

And that's it! 

Apologies for the wait, This New Bank Holiday still gets on my nerves and there's another next month! Join me here tomorrow for The Traditional Icecream Review, Hopefully by Monday Fusion reviews will be back up! and If Not, well it can only mean I can get out The Quiet Girl Review For March even Sooner! That Review will be on my Sister Blog for Film reviews: Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com 

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AND THANKS FOR READING!

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2024: AMERICAN NIGHTMARES DON'T GO TO SLEEP!

 Intro Was about St Petersburg from Prolific And Habitual Liar Hulk Hogan....except, he did live in Florida when he was working the territories, Of Course he did it while Partying with the Pope after Slaying The Jabberwokey in Narnia!

Return of Pat McAfee

Women's Rumble Bullet Points

• Return of Naomi, Impact wrestling mentioned throughout.
• Bayley was Entrant 3.
• Jordynne Grace, TNA Knockout's Champion made her Shocking appearance, Jordynne is not under WWE Contract, consider the year Mickie James and Melina Perez returned while working for TNA and NWA respectively and had bad Showings. However Grace had a Good Innings and was Eliminated via Bianca Belair hitting the K.O.D On her. That was Classy! They just showed her Respect by saying, this woman WWE fans have never seen, had to be taken out by a Top girl and from after her finish as well!
• The Dissention between Bayley and the rest of Damage Control grows.
• Refrigerator Jax Dahm near killed every Jobber in the match as this point. Poor Tegan Nox! Every time i see her entrance, I hear Nothing from the crowd. 
• R-Turd distracted Valhalla long enough to see her eliminated after 5 seconds.
• Roxanne Perez makes a surprise appearance
• Jade Cargill makes her long awaited debut!
• Tiffany Stratton makes her Rumble debut.
• I'm thirsty! Let me make some tea out of the tears of all the Newsletter Fanboys who thought Giulia, Some Indie Outlaw Girl Melty-Head has built a Shrine to, didn't debut in the Number 30 spot, instead they wasted the Slot on The returning CHICKEN WAITRESSES!
• Winner of the Royal Rumble: BAYLEY.

CONFIRMED FOR WRESTLEMANIA 40: BAYLEY VS IYO SKY FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE!

Now is the time to upgrade the Slow Burn of the Betrayal by Damage Control to a Full on House fire!

The Result of the Universal Championship was never in doubt, but this field of Reigns, Orton, Styles and Knight actually had me invested. But come on, let's be real! The Title ain't Going nowhere!

L***n P**l....

"I HATE YOU! I HATE THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE!"

Men's Royal Rumble

• Jimmy and Jay Uso started the Rumble proceedings. Guess they aren't having a blow-off match at Mania!
• Andrade has returned to WWE. HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS ANDRADE BECAUSE THEY LET HIM SPEAK FOR HIS NEW MUSIC AND IT CAME OUT MUSH-MOUTH! 
• Someone please tell Karrion Kross to shave his hair off! He looks like My Niece when she had her Primary School Photos done in that Bun he's know wearing!
• Bron Breakker makes his debut and he had a good showing. Does that mean Braun is heading to Raw or Smackdown? I hope so!
• Cody Rhodes in at 15
• MVP is Back (YAY!) but so is Almost. (BOO!)
• Pat McAfee makes  his entry from  Commentary, but when he sees 7 foot Omos and Breaker he peaces out!
• McDumbass eliminated due to Truth's bad comedy. Damian Priest comes in the next buzz, and he is done with R-Truth, clocking him out cold!
• At 27, the in ring return of CM Punk.

WINNER OF THE MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: CODY RHODES!

So what Does this Mean? Well, If i am Teasing the Rock vs Roman for Night 2 at Mania, I'm not Letting a Smackdown Star win the Rumble! No Doubt At Elimination chamber Seth loses the Belt or Gives up the Belt, he Needs Surgery. So as it Stands:

WRESTLEMANIA 40 CONFIRMED MATCHES 

CODY RHODES VS EITHER ROMAN REIGNS OR SETH ROLLINS (AS OF TIME OF WRITING)

BAYLEY VS IYO SKY

And we are Done!

Here is a Little post amble on what i have planned! Thursday on Boggerboxoffice, I launch my Review of Blue Beetle. Here though Next Monday I will results of Superfight while I'm still waiting on New MLW Fusion episodes. I was in the Shop early Buying breakfast and Monster, when i noticed the new Icecreams are in, so expect a review once all 3 items are sold Nationwide, though it takes 2 days to get it Done-1 Magnum is a 1000 calories, I'm not eating 2 and a ice-pop in one day! The Icecream Review is a tradition at this point and the only detour before i Start on Reviewing The Quiet Girl.

See you here next week for MLW Results! Peace!

MLW RELOAD JANUARY 2024: MASKED-IMONY OR EM-MANCE-IPATION?

 Hello, Everyone and welcome to the First Major League Wrestling Reload, MLW'S Free PPV Series of Specials that will appear on Youtube either Bi-monthly or Quarterly. I Have a few Announcements. First, this doesn't mean I am not stopping weekly fusion results when Fusion does return to air. Second when there is a weekend that has Fusion on Friday morning and Reload on Sunday's that Post will be called MLW DOUBLE FEATURE On the following Monday!

MSL opens show with Sessions with Saint Laurent with Guess World's Champion Alex Kane. Monsieur Saint Laurent reminds Kane he signed him to MLW. So MSL Reveals he had the Sound crew make Something-A Mashup of Alex Kane's Music and World Title Federation's Music-Which is Obsession by Animotion! Saint Laurent's Sausage Fingers Hands Kane a World Titan Contract which Kane rips to cheers!

Opening Match was Zayda Vs Notorious Mimi. Decent Match, They are pushing Zayda who know has 2-1 on televised matches in her 3rd Televised Appearance, After the match, Zayda and MSL Demands Title Shot From Janai Kai, the Featherweight Champion.

Speaking of, In the back, Salina Dela Renta and Janai Kai are stalked by Azteca Henchmen.

Package on Sami Callahan's Tantrum at Kings of Coliseum. Because of his attack on Kojima 2 weeks ago, Kojima will face The Death Machine in the Main Event.

I have a feeling that this series of Special are the Spiritual Successor to TNA'S One Night Only. Remember them? The Shows so bad or mid, they saw me verbally foam at the Mouth? This Show is One of Those! Exhibit A: Steph De Lander Vs Masked Good Brother number 3- An Intergender Garbage match where A Legit Couple legally beat on each other...And Get Paid for it! This was ROTTEN! Each give the other a lap dance, Then Mance/MGB3 Proposed to Steph with a Bud Light Ring pull on her finger and a chairshot each, With Mance's Chairshot being the Finish.

Lawlor and Bishop Interview. Each want's to Tell what they are going to do their Opponents, but Only after the other tells them what they are going to do. Who's On First, What's On Second, I Dunno Whose on Third....

Video Package of The Taipei death Match At Kings of Colleseum, Which saw Sami Calahan bust open Akira in his lost to Page. An interview from the night sees Akira's face covered in a bloody towel. He wants Sami's head in a Match at Superfight!

Ichiban Vs Jimmy Lloyd Had a Good Match which Shows off that Lloyd is a Better Wrestler than his Garbage Wrestling Reputation allows. Salina Dela Renta and Jesus Rodriguez comes out, Salina to commentary and Jesus to Run interference!. Lloyd sets up one ladder in the ring and one horizontally on the apron and barrier. Jesus is sent through the second and Ichiban hit finish, The Jumping DDT, THE ICHIBAN-KAI! off the first. Salina angrily makes Middleweight Title match at Superfight: her Client Rocky Romero vs Ichiban!

It's time For The JOSHEEEEEE PRINCESS SHOWCASE! THE GODDAM 90 POUND SCHOOLGIRLS! A singles match Moka Miamoto vs Nao Kakuta: Moka is Dressed in a Kimono that makes her look like Nakiri Ayame from Hololive and Nao is Dressed like a Girl who went to a Costume Party as Asuka but Didn't have time to put on Makeup or Dye her Hair. And I Thought Kenny was the Mark for this Sh*t! I've seen More Joshi on MLW Than i have on AEW! And i am not Impressed! Moka didn't come to the Ring in a Kimono, she wrestles in It. And they do Silly Spots like Slapfights and Kiss chasing. One Move saw Moko Milk a Karate Chop Complete with a HIYAH! Finish was Nao Hitting the stiffest TKO, Which Rob Dombroski called a Fireman's Carry Stunner-Which it became because it was So Stiff. This Leads to Love-Doug asking out Moka, So this is what they are With Love-Doug, now that it seems Becca has left, the Company, But What about Brett Ryan Goseleen, What happens to him now he had no Girl to defend during the Love is Blind match weeks ago....We would soon Find Out!

Zayda finds out Brett Ryan Goseleen is crossdressing in her clothes.... and she's alright about it! They reconcile their Difference very quicky by going Shopping on World Titan Federation's Dime! Is it because i called Brett a Ken Doll Weeks ago that they are doing this ?

Delmi Exo Vs Tiara James in a dead match that becomes a Catfight when Zayda, Janai and their managers get involved. Watch it be a threeway at Superfight.

Next was the Billed "Free Televised Return" Of Matt Riddle, teaming with the Champion, Alex Kane who's really Enjoying himself now the crowd turned him Face, But he had his head on a swizzle, Because Not only Can his Opponents be in the Conversation for this belt, His partner for tonight is also in the topic! Anyway, Keep Josh Bishop in Tag Matches, He's Not Ready Yet! In less than a Year, he will be World Champion Material, But Not NOW! This was A nicely paced Match But, Riddle and Kane where two Nicey-Nicey to each other, Far too Chummy for Single Wrestlers to be that Trusting! MSL Tired to Stack the Deck by sending out Richard Holiday, But Alex KANE Neutralized Holiday Long enough For Riddle to Win with the Floating Bro! 

WTF brawls with Second Gear Crew Backstage. Rinse and Repeat. Rinse and Repeat!

Main Event was Jumped Started by Sami "ATTEMPTED FELONY M*RDER ON A T-SHIRT!" CALAHAN! Who you'd think would have copped out after all these Years. Nope! He's still the Same 5'9, Pudgy outlaw guy who shoves his Flabby belly into a  Moulded Kevlar Vest To give the illusion of a Figure, in the same way You Pour Liquid Jelly in a Jelly Mould to make a shape, Who still can't make a move with Cursing, flipping the Bird or Spitting Snot at his opponents-This match was Rotten and the crowd was having none of it! Kojima Being Number One Contender next Month was never going to Lose, But He Couldn't afford to-Especially Not to Dumi Calahan!

LOOKS LIKE MLW HAS BOUGHT BACK ONE SHITE ONLY UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME! AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT! JOIN ME NEXT MONDAY FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE RESULTS AND AS SUCH, IF FUSION RETURNS THIS FRIDAY, IT'S RESULTS WILL BE NEXT! TUESDAY

MLW KINGS OF COLISEUM RESULTS -SHE GOTTA BICYCLE!

 As always I want to want to thank Fightful.com and MLW's X account for providing the Photos and GIFs so I can get this out. Thank You.

Wasted Youth/Alec Price defeated The Dirty B*****ds in a six man tag. Naturally i would have liked if Kevin Blackwood was still a part of this match, Especially after that Disappointing Climax to his feud with Tony Deppen Two Weeks ago! Deppen Took the Pin after a Doomsday device with Price making Faces like KENNY! the whole time!

This was her entrance on Saturday. I can indeed Confirm-SHE GOT A BICYCLE!

Janai Kai retains Featherweight belt Against Hyper Misao who made her entrance on a God Dahm Bicycle! Of course this was a Squash!

Second Gear Crew retains tag championship against World Titan Federation members Filthy Tom Lawlor and Josh Bishop, Despite Bishop chokeslamming Manders through a Table.

Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F**k Page retains Openweight championship against Akira in a Brutal Taipei Death Match, with help from the returning Dumi Callahan. Of course these two Mudshow F**is From the County Fair would be friends!

Love-Doug defeats Brett Ryan Goseleen in a Love is Blind....Fold Match. Which is good and all...But What Now? Doug has the same Problem As Orange Cassidy, and Eugene! He's a Joke Wrestler, But he is ONE JOKE! Now Doug is no Longer A Simp for Becca, Who played no part in this match despite being the catalyst, Doug is only going to repeat himself, until he gets tired in people's eyes or Gets a new Gimmick!

Misticio (Sin Cara) announced for Superfight. But Which One? The Guy who couldn't do anything, or the Guy who Annoys the Boys with Fart Noises on long Bus Trips?

Alex Kane retains World's Title against Richard Holiday. After the Match Satoshi Kojima came out with Bagels for fans. As Rob Drombroski announced that Kojima's number one contender for Alex Kane at Superfight. Leading to Sami Callahan to brawl with Kojima!

Matt Riddle defeats Jacob Fatu via Submission. The Finish was Fatu going for his tried, tested and True Triple Step Moonsault, But on impact, Riddle used his legs to Choke Out Fatu in the Main Event.

Strange not to have any Title Changes at the PPV, But It makes sense, A new Season of Fusion Starts either This or Next Friday, and The fans Don't need changes to the Status Quo just yet!

Join me Next Time when MLW Fusion returns!

MLW HOLIDAY RUSH: HO-HO-HOKEY AND BULLSH*T!

 (The following was Written on Christmas Eve, after MLW sprang a Surprise on a Unsuspecting Europe!)

Recap of the Of last four months, with the Takeover by the World Titan Federation.

SIX MAN MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION SCRAMBLE MATCH 

AKIRA VS LOVE-DOUG VS BRETT RYAN GOSELLIN VS ALEC PRICE VS J BOUJI VS NOLO KITANO

6 men, 1 fall to a finish, LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! and Again, it's a Multiman match, where 2 guys do moves at each other while the other four wait in the wings, for their cue. There was even a fake looking Comedy Spot where everyone Sans Kitano has each in a sleeper, until Doug got at the end of the Line and Shouted "WAIT!" The Five Eejits Stood like they were Queueing for a Bus leading to them all being hit like dominoes by Nolo's Dropkick. 

And then Goseleen had Stolen Doug's Santa Sack full of Chocolates and swung it and everyone sold it like they were hit by a steel Chair. After that Doug and Akira teamed and botched a move. Doug had dumped the bag onto Ryan's Head for a Superkick but it fell off. After doing it again, Akira kissed Doug full on the lips! Finish was Akira hitting Death penalty on Price after he cleared the ring with a Flippy And Dippy.

After the Match, Akira Cuts a Promo on the calling, named them A Storm ravaging MLW. That Akira bought into the message of its Leader, but with Raven Gone, a New Leader sits on the throne. But Ricky, Storms don't last forever. And this brings out the calling and Ricky Sends Cannonball to do his dirty work. The Tub of Cholesterol serves his purpose, and Ricky slides behind for a Raven Effect. He stands over Akira with his Openweight championship in hand. But Akira got the last laugh and kicked him in the balls!

Backstage, Salina Reveal her Wrestling Signet to her Promotionales Dorado Cohorts, only to be Spooked by a Burlap Sack- like the one they used on Cesar Duran when they kidnapped him this summer!

Oh Joy! 

Mr "I Nearly Killed A Man- Buy My I nearly killed a Man T-Shirt" Sami Callahan returns to MLW- GOD HELP US!

3 WAY WOMEN'S LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING MATCH!

TIARA JAMES VS NOTORIOUS MIMI VS ZAYDA W/ MONSIEUR SAINT LAURENT.

This was a NXT women's match any day of the week! Finish was MSL interfering by Pulling Tiara off her pin and into Zayda's Unprettier

We get a Video Package on Janai Kai's next Opponent for her Featherweight championship...and if you thought the Josheeee ninety pound Schoolgirls bringing Maki Itoh was their most Immature gimmick....HOOBOY! I WAS THIS MORNING YEARS OLD WHEN I LEARNED THE EXISTENCE OF HYPER MISAO! 

This Girl also sings to the ring, but she wears a Superhero costume and Bunny ears, hits people with a Squeaky hammer and Lego and once drove a Bicycle into her Opponent and a Pyramid of steel Chairs! It's enough to make your eyes water or Roll, take your pick!

Back by popular demand, MLW are Bring back the TV Specials with Reload this Month and Azteca Lucha returns in May on Thriller, the Former Fiteplus!

I Didn't realise how tall Matthew Justice was when compared to Josh Bishop, however the "Intense Icon" still outweighs the tag champ. Not much to write home about, as this match was 80% on the floor, for most of it. When they do return Josh Bishop Powerslams a table on a Prone Justice. Vicious Powerbomb through the same table by the Sid Vicious Lookalike gets the pin. But straight after Justice pushes himself and Josh to the back, more on them later!

Backstage Salina Dela Renta beats up poor Charlie the Cameraman.

Tony Deppen Vs Kevin Blackwood. It was supposed to a Big Blowup after months of Build....

(Sigh!).....IT BLEW ALL RIGHT!

Backstage, Zayda interviewed the newest Acquisition to the World Titan Federation, Richard Holiday ahead of facing Alex Kane for the World's Title at Kings of Coliseum on January 6th. Matt Riddle will also Return on that Show.

3 Way tag match between the Mane Event, the Dirty B*stards and Wasted Youth, who are Matthew Mathers and Dylan Mackay for those who said they  weren't named in the last show they where in.  I didn't pay attention to this match Wasted Youth won, but maybe I should have, as that Smiling Hobo they put In A Tuxedo claimed this was a contender's match after the fact! Maybe he was hired By Court Bauer because he saw him in a suit and thought he was Richard Burton! How's that for a Holiday reference?

Up on the arena's roof, and Bishop and justice fight to the top. Conveniently, there is a table on the Balcony and Of Course, Justice gets Put through the Table.

Next was the Intergender "Definitely Not A Trap" Match!

And Wouldn't You Know, Who Won The Pony? It was a Trap All the Long! First the Promotionales Dorado members ambushed Ichiban, but only when Ichiban was Sprayed in the eyes, did the Ref Ruled this a Disqualification. They then stole the mask off his face, which drew the ire of Mascara Dorado 2. 

The Tag team Championship match had all the elements of a great match.... but they just can't leave anything alone! 

Alex Kane was distracted by Richard Holiday sat at Ringside with a Glass of Red Wine, which off course he Throws into Kane's face causing another dq. The WTF attacks everyone involved. 

Backstage Janai Kai and Delmi Exo get into a fight backstage until the skirmish is broken up by Azteca Henchmen who hands Delmi an Envelope, she opens it and is Shocked in what she Reads!

"STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER?"

The Trilogy between Alexander Hammerstone Vs Jacob Fatu was your Main Event and before what happened After, should have believed that statement to be true 

But First to the Match.

For the last Four years this Rivalry saw the changes in their Careers. From Soldiers In two warring Heel Factions. To Hammerstone becoming the Hero the League needs to stop Jacob's Reign so it's only fair it ends like this.... with the Roles reversed With Fatu the Hero and Hammerstone the Villain. Match was Great as always. If you thought they would phone it on because it was non title, think again! Hammer bought the power, Fatu bought the Bloodline and the Fans bought chants to Hammerstone chanting the names of  "Medication" he may be on for his physique! Despite MSL on the floor and some Dirty Tactics, Fatu won by Delving into his Family's bag of tricks, a Double Spring Moonsault caps off the Trillogy.

After the Match, Saint Laurent Ditches Hammerstone and Fatu hugs him to applause. Hammerstone gets on the Microphone to thank MLW. It's Official- He's really Leaving! After putting over the Young Talent, He leaves the ring to hug MLW Owner Court Bauer. We close on another Announcement, but one that was known. Matt Riddle wants Fatu at Kings of Coliseum.

New Year Schedule for 2024

 Hello everyone!

By the Time you will read this, MLW Holiday Rush had it's results  just Dropped Five minutes ago. And so begins the New year with a new earnest. Here is the First Announcement that will guarantee a 600th episode in my Grasp within a year....

MLW FUSION EPISODES!

• All year Sometime after the 6th of January- New episodes of MLW FUSION every Monday including results of MLW Payperviews.

COMPUTER SAYS "NO!"

Back in September, my purchase of WWE Backlash was Hampered due to the inconvenience of 2 boxing matches on the sky box office system. Now I don't watch every Payperview and Backlash didn't matter in the scheme of things, but I take it personally when people have to make me go back on my word. So unless Broadband has to be purchased, this should be the schedule for early 2024.

SPRING SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• January: Royal Rumble (contingent on Sky not messing with me)
• or...February: Elimination Chamber (Both will not be Purchased!) 
• February: New Ice-cream review
• March: All month, Wrestlemania speculation. 
• April: Wrestlemania 40.

SPRING SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

CLEANING UP MY ACT (JUST A LITTLE BIT) 

Last month, my Christmas special was put behind a warning. I am not disputing the warning, I instead am going to tell you, my loyal readers that I will do better. As such, I will be going a Change in my Reviews. The Film's Rating will be put first thing and a warning if needed on Content will be present. 

I understand that this will put people out of the flow and immersion of the review, but understand this is a change I must undertake!

Now onto to the films.

• January: War World: DC Animated Movie
• February: Blue Beetle
• March: Patrick's Day Special- An Caileen Cuain (The Quiet Girl)
• April: David Cronenburg's Crimes Of the Future.

I have also obtained 2 Films from last year that will make up my Ticket To Hell event. I Should tell you want they are, but given how they are Forever Destined to be put together is already a Clue beyond the title below.

• April-May: Ticket to Hell: Atomic Pink

By now you worked it out. Join me over on Bogger Box office tomorrow morning for Part 1 of War World!