Wednesday, July 10, 2019

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIAL: KINGS OF COLISEUM: CONTRAversial!

In Memory Of Adrian "Lionheart" McCallum

Eamonn Here with Deferred Coverage of Saturday's Major League Wrestling's Kings of Coliseum Show in Chicago!

We open with The Openweight Champion Alexander Hammerstone, Member of MJF's Dynasty Faction. Who had issued for the 4th of july week, The Star Spangled Open Challenge! It was answered by Kotto Brazil, Ok quick to point out this is only my 2nd ever MLW review, so Apologies if i don't know everyone....because i don't! Clash of Styles here Hammerstone's Raw strength against Brazil's high Flying and speed, But the x factor that was the other members of Dynasty meant this was never a fair Fight! Hammerstone retains and MJF is just fucking 24 caret gold on the Mic! He issues a challenge for The Hart Foundation tag team titles on Fusion this week. In subsequent Promos, it was decided that the match will be a 6-man Freebird Rules Ladder match with Hammerstone and Pillman Jr. added to the mix!

Backstage World champion Tom Lawler attacked Simon Gotch by slamming a door into his face. Tom, who has the rest of hair cut after what Contra did at  Fury Road, Does not have the Von Erichs in his corner, due to Commitments in Israel!

Myron Reed, the SJW gimmick from my last review of this promotion, Faced Rey Horus, Rey Mysterio's Cousin. Good Back and Fought, bit of botch in the middle with Horus attempting what look liked a leg lariat, Reed had Jordan Oliver in his corner to run interference and Reed wins...With a European Uppercut. REALLY?

Next we had The Jim Cornette LIVE experience with Special Guest. Selina Dela Renta. And OHBOY! Didn't this drag down the show! Jim tried to get answers out when L.A. Park would cash in The Battle Riot number one contender's match, Selina Refused to answer, Kafaybed that she won an award this week in Puerto Rico for being An Entrepreneur...AND STRUGGLING TO PRONOUNCE IT! Then Konnan came out! Selina cursed in Spanish, Konnan cursed in Spanish...and that was it!

With Selina at ringside and with the fact that LA PARK Could cash in the contract from Battle Riot, Tom Lawler was a marked Man against Contra's Heavy Hitter, the man who kidnapped him at Fury Road and Cut of his Hair, Jacob Fatu, A Rough and Ready, Hard hitting Match, Between Lawler, a former ufc fighter and Fatu, a man with Royal Wrestling Blood in his veins, in a match between 2 high caliber Fighters! Fatu's Agility and Killer instinct was on full display. (I lost it when i saw Jacob, a 300 pounder, do a fucking HANDSPRING INTO A STANDING MOOONSAULT!) But in the end, Fatu claimed his victim and the prize, Jacob Fatu is now MLW'S World champion!

WELL THAT'S IT!
MLW's Never say never is very soon! and that'll be the next wrestling review. If you want to follow me on Twitter i can be found at @RealEnli. Sky's Scheduling Bullshit this Tuesday means i will be watching Raw on Monday Night, The last time EVER! 2019, before The big Changeover from Sky to BT SPORTS.

SEE YOU VERY SOON!
ENLI
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