Subject to change
NEXT MONDAY-royal rumble results
februrary-12th 1st year annisversary live postings
bbo top 10 romantic films
elimination chamber results
March wrestlemania 26
April
backlash results
bbo-10 childerns film not good enough for christmas so they show them at Easter
Paddys day special.
(tna ppvs and any random rants not included.)
Monday, January 25, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE LYRICS(PARODY OF ATOP THE 4TH WALL)
Welcome to Eamonn's new blog,
the enlightened page!
when it comes to tv and wrestling,
Eamonn is a sage!
McMahon,
your not the smartest
Kennedy
you're a con-artist!
dont mention RTE cause
he'll go in a rage
BERMINGHAM!
HE'S ENLIGHTENED, BITCH!
Don't call him fat
BERMINGHAM!
Its the other guy
who wears a purdy hat!
BERMINGHAM!
Hogans, Bischoffs Nashes and Halls
THIS MATCH SUCKS BALLS!
BERMINGHAM!
sits down on the couch
and forces himself through it!
and poorly booked and ugly mess
but someones got to do it!
he doesnt care what Jordan did!
he wants 'Mania tickets for 20 quid!
but he wouldnt go to wwe show
because the audience is filled
with little kids
with random rants, mock the weeks reviews and diatribes
eamonn is here to lead the fans defiant
the enlightened page
like in a loin in cage!
come on divas dont you know anything about wrestling?
He would have love to work for WWE
But vince and Cena
turned it PG!
And now theres nothing left to do
but bitch bi-monthly on pay-per-view!
BERMINGHAM
HE IS ENLIGHTENED BUT
Whats that on his neck?
BERMINGHAM!
His favourite curse words
are bastard and feck!
BERMINGHAM!
Cooking up a storm on wrestlemania night!
BERMINGHAM!
BUT.
THIS.
MATCH.
IS SHITE.
BER-MING-HAM!
LYRICS-eamonn bermingham
(original song by Vincent E.L.)
(THEME SONG FOR ATOP THE WALL-CREATED BY LEWIS LOVAUG AKA LINKARA)
(WWW.THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES.COM)
the enlightened page!
when it comes to tv and wrestling,
Eamonn is a sage!
McMahon,
your not the smartest
Kennedy
you're a con-artist!
dont mention RTE cause
he'll go in a rage
BERMINGHAM!
HE'S ENLIGHTENED, BITCH!
Don't call him fat
BERMINGHAM!
Its the other guy
who wears a purdy hat!
BERMINGHAM!
Hogans, Bischoffs Nashes and Halls
THIS MATCH SUCKS BALLS!
BERMINGHAM!
sits down on the couch
and forces himself through it!
and poorly booked and ugly mess
but someones got to do it!
he doesnt care what Jordan did!
he wants 'Mania tickets for 20 quid!
but he wouldnt go to wwe show
because the audience is filled
with little kids
with random rants, mock the weeks reviews and diatribes
eamonn is here to lead the fans defiant
the enlightened page
like in a loin in cage!
come on divas dont you know anything about wrestling?
He would have love to work for WWE
But vince and Cena
turned it PG!
And now theres nothing left to do
but bitch bi-monthly on pay-per-view!
BERMINGHAM
HE IS ENLIGHTENED BUT
Whats that on his neck?
BERMINGHAM!
His favourite curse words
are bastard and feck!
BERMINGHAM!
Cooking up a storm on wrestlemania night!
BERMINGHAM!
BUT.
THIS.
MATCH.
IS SHITE.
BER-MING-HAM!
LYRICS-eamonn bermingham
(original song by Vincent E.L.)
(THEME SONG FOR ATOP THE WALL-CREATED BY LEWIS LOVAUG AKA LINKARA)
(WWW.THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES.COM)
Monday, January 18, 2010
GLOSSARY OF WRESTLING TERMS PART 4 IN-RING EVENTS
A-show
the no1 wrestling show the show with the main event wrestlers (RAW Impact Nitro)
A-team
the no1 commentator team(King and Jim Ross)
Abort
to abort a gimmick that was unpopular or contreversal
B-Show
the no2 show where the roster has more midcarders (smackdown Xplosion thunder)
Backyard
amatuer wrestling with empasisis on the word amatuer hardcore wrestling with more weapons and little wrestling fundamentals.
Beatdown/clubbering
2 0n 1 offence
Blind
when heel seconds and managers pretend that no cheating is happening
blind tag
to tag the back of the partner. this used to convey a break-up or an uneasy alliance.
blow-off
the final match in a fued
Blown-up
Tired
Broadway
time-limit draw
Busted open
Tired
Blading
to use a razor-blade to cut a forehead
carny
speaking in code
Call
1 the commentary 2 a taunt to signal a finisher
Cheap shot
1 a low blow2 an insult that breaks kayfabe
chemistry
the comradirie or rivalry between wrestlers
Clean
to win without cheating
Closet champion
a champ that fights once a month
colour
it you bleed you get paid
cue
to hit moves on time
Dark match
a untelevised match at a televised event
Dead weight
if wrestler is knock-out to the point he cant co-operate with his opponents power moves (compare Sandbag)
Decision
the refs final decision
Double turn
to change both the face or heel in match
Drop the belt
to lose the belt to someone probably due to injury or suspension(rey mysterio to john morrision)
Dud
a crap match
Dusty finish
when a referee is knocked out. a second ref comes out makes a decision, the first ref "wakes up" and reverse the decision. Named after Dusty Rhodes, who would book this finish all the time.
Extreme
extreme isnt a mood-its a lifestyle-paul Heyman
anything pertaining to the Original ECW.
False finish
when the jobbing wrestler hits his finisher gets 2 only to take his opponents finisher for the loss.this is used to convey that he would have won a to set a rematch
freebird rule
if a team that has more than 2 members become tag champs any two members can defend the belts.
Gusher
legit bleeding not caused by a blade.(flair) blading leaves gig marks dusty and Abdullah the butcher has prominent gig marks
hardcore
tough 2 matches that involve weapons
hot-shot
1 a toss to the top rope a gimmick to that is shocking and offensive
job-duty
to use a mid-carder as a jobber
juicing
1 legit bleeding2 taking steriods
legit heat
the real-life hatered that wrestlers have for each others. there matches can be the most physical because of that hatred (dusty/flair piper/mr t matt hardy/edge,cena/REAL FANS!)
Lock-up
a collar and elbow tie-up the hold that most holds transitions into.
miss
a missed move
money
a non title match that will draw money and elevate status
no contest
any match that has ended in double DQ or doble count-out
no show
wrestlers are contractly obligated to wrestle for 300 days uf they dont they have to sign an apperance bond and a fine
outlaw rule
in a tag anyone match partners cannot pin eachother to win.
powder
to leave the ring and re-enter
parts unknown
to give a wrestler with and outlandish gimmick more of a mystique,Their home-town is billed as parts unknown.
Rasslin'
wcw (and later tna) in the eyes of wwe
ref bump
to take the ref with a move
rust
to be away from the ring to long
roid rage
the madness that affects thebrian thanks to the juice
run in
to interfere in a match by running into the ring.
rushed
to rush a matched ending
sandbag
to refuse to cooperate with your opponents power moves
(compare dead weight)
school
aka power plant
a wrestling school
splash
the big splash
spotfest
a match booked with multiple spots
strong-style
Japanese wrestling.
undercard
see jobber/mid carder/lowcarder
upset
when a low-carder beats a main eventer
well thats it! i'll see you at the rumble and avatar review will be next week after saturday
the no1 wrestling show the show with the main event wrestlers (RAW Impact Nitro)
A-team
the no1 commentator team(King and Jim Ross)
Abort
to abort a gimmick that was unpopular or contreversal
B-Show
the no2 show where the roster has more midcarders (smackdown Xplosion thunder)
Backyard
amatuer wrestling with empasisis on the word amatuer hardcore wrestling with more weapons and little wrestling fundamentals.
Beatdown/clubbering
2 0n 1 offence
Blind
when heel seconds and managers pretend that no cheating is happening
blind tag
to tag the back of the partner. this used to convey a break-up or an uneasy alliance.
blow-off
the final match in a fued
Blown-up
Tired
Broadway
time-limit draw
Busted open
Tired
Blading
to use a razor-blade to cut a forehead
carny
speaking in code
Call
1 the commentary 2 a taunt to signal a finisher
Cheap shot
1 a low blow2 an insult that breaks kayfabe
chemistry
the comradirie or rivalry between wrestlers
Clean
to win without cheating
Closet champion
a champ that fights once a month
colour
it you bleed you get paid
cue
to hit moves on time
Dark match
a untelevised match at a televised event
Dead weight
if wrestler is knock-out to the point he cant co-operate with his opponents power moves (compare Sandbag)
Decision
the refs final decision
Double turn
to change both the face or heel in match
Drop the belt
to lose the belt to someone probably due to injury or suspension(rey mysterio to john morrision)
Dud
a crap match
Dusty finish
when a referee is knocked out. a second ref comes out makes a decision, the first ref "wakes up" and reverse the decision. Named after Dusty Rhodes, who would book this finish all the time.
Extreme
extreme isnt a mood-its a lifestyle-paul Heyman
anything pertaining to the Original ECW.
False finish
when the jobbing wrestler hits his finisher gets 2 only to take his opponents finisher for the loss.this is used to convey that he would have won a to set a rematch
freebird rule
if a team that has more than 2 members become tag champs any two members can defend the belts.
Gusher
legit bleeding not caused by a blade.(flair) blading leaves gig marks dusty and Abdullah the butcher has prominent gig marks
hardcore
tough 2 matches that involve weapons
hot-shot
1 a toss to the top rope a gimmick to that is shocking and offensive
job-duty
to use a mid-carder as a jobber
juicing
1 legit bleeding2 taking steriods
legit heat
the real-life hatered that wrestlers have for each others. there matches can be the most physical because of that hatred (dusty/flair piper/mr t matt hardy/edge,cena/REAL FANS!)
Lock-up
a collar and elbow tie-up the hold that most holds transitions into.
miss
a missed move
money
a non title match that will draw money and elevate status
no contest
any match that has ended in double DQ or doble count-out
no show
wrestlers are contractly obligated to wrestle for 300 days uf they dont they have to sign an apperance bond and a fine
outlaw rule
in a tag anyone match partners cannot pin eachother to win.
powder
to leave the ring and re-enter
parts unknown
to give a wrestler with and outlandish gimmick more of a mystique,Their home-town is billed as parts unknown.
Rasslin'
wcw (and later tna) in the eyes of wwe
ref bump
to take the ref with a move
rust
to be away from the ring to long
roid rage
the madness that affects thebrian thanks to the juice
run in
to interfere in a match by running into the ring.
rushed
to rush a matched ending
sandbag
to refuse to cooperate with your opponents power moves
(compare dead weight)
school
aka power plant
a wrestling school
splash
the big splash
spotfest
a match booked with multiple spots
strong-style
Japanese wrestling.
undercard
see jobber/mid carder/lowcarder
upset
when a low-carder beats a main eventer
well thats it! i'll see you at the rumble and avatar review will be next week after saturday
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