Bragging rights results

Live from the city that gave us the greatest wrestler in the modern era, Kurt Angle we are in Pittsburg.
Lets get it started!

Video package about the 7-7 match. the winners get a trophy. would it not make sense to give them numbers 24-30 AT THE RUMBLE!?

SMACKDOWN VS RAW MATCH
THE MIZ VS JOHN MORRISON

a nice tie up to start this match-up.john is schooling Miz. this crowd hates the miz. he goes for a reality check countered into moonlight drive countered. we get a look at the trophy in side is blue the other is red that is one ugly-ass trophy! kicks exchanged. then the Flying Chuck followed by a Corkscrew Plancha. miz drop john of the the ropes for...the...win?
WINNNER: THE...MIZ?
BULLSHIT!

we get a video package of the tag match on smackdown. nobodys out. People held down by hunter in

Backstage Boring calls R-truth a "second rate wrestler"

SEGUE TIME!
POT: HEY KETTLE! YOUR BLACK!
KETTLE:DONT PLAYER HATE SNOWFLAKE!*
*(with apoligies to Blacks everywhere)

DIVAS 6-TAG MATCH
MicHHHelle McCool, Beth Phionex and Natalya Neidhart Vs Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim and Melina Perez
MicHHHelle comes out in a black druid Robe in a cross on the back. Yeah thats Subtle! gail is mnisused in WWE and Kelly could sell a move to save her life. and boy does this match sucks! i've took out my Diveer Reader. to read Kelly mind and see says
"i need a tag. i dont think i could do a headscissor for 15 minutes and two kicks anymore. all women in .Melina tries to Perform her Last call 3 (it needs its own name!) but beth counters into Glam Slam.
Winners Smackdown!

Backstage:hunter says that he will replace anyone with the first person he sees.hornswoggle is chased out

Step up by Maylene and the sons of Disaster is or theme song tonight. i like it!

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT 4-WAY MATCH
UNDERTAKER(c) VS CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO VS BATISTA
Formal intros Shitista booed,Rey cheered,Punk LOUDLY BBOED,Taker LOUDLY CHEERED!

Punk starts this of with cheap shots. punked on the outside Rey hits a Seated senton. back in Punk hits a Superplex on the champ. Rey hits a huracanrana,countered into a Last Ride, Spear! into ropes 619 gets 2. Spinebuster gets 2. punk back in Go To Sleep gets 2.dave pins but Hells gates locked in.Punk saves Dave!
Last ride after Pepsi one. boo-yay spot with taker vs Shitista.Chokeslam gets 2 Tombstone countered into bastista bomb Rey gets the pin.
Bastista is angry with rey throw in out
Double clothes line
taker rises up Tombstone
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:UNDERTAKER

AFTERMAT(C)H: MYSTERIO AND BASTISTA
Rey congratulates,taker helps bastista up defends everyman for himself rule of 4-ways.but DAVE goes nuh-uh bitch! and clotheslines the fuck out of oscar.

YAY! NOW ITS COOL TO HATE DAVE!

SMACKDOWN VS RAW 7-7 MATCH
RAW(HHH,SHAWN MICHAELS,BIG SHOW,BORING RHODES,JACK SWAGGER AND MARK HENRY) VS SMACKDOWN( CHRIS JERICHO, KANE,MATT HARDY,FINLAY,R-TRUTH,TYSON KIDD AND HARRY SMITH)
Okay team raw is wearing raw shirts and team smackdown is wearing smackdown shirts .you all know whats going down someone is going to betray the brand. Hardy pulls the shirt of swagger so swagger is going to betray raw and triple h is wearing a shit at all. i wonder...Finlay in with hbk. if there was ever a dream match int would be this.Sweet Chin Music but finlay made the tag to the Harts and go for the Hart attack tag Jericho in and chokes out shawn with shirt Dahm i thought Jericho was the traitor. smith in Saito Suplex gets two. tag to Kidd Springboard elbow Misses. hhh 3 spinebuster after each other stacking finlay,smith and kidd. Boom drop by kofi recersed into walls of jericho. everyone in for some Mayhem. Big show tells kofi that he will double team in a Rocket Laucher but instead Chokeslam! bif show is the traitor!
WINNERS TEAM SMACKDOWN: 4/5 THEY ARE THE BEST ON WWE THE SHOW WITH NO JOHN CENA!

after package for orton vs cena fued that started when they were babies, backstage boring blames kofi for losing the match for them ok
1 being swerved is not an excuse to blame for a loss
2 you werent even tag in offically boring if you were i would have pass out by your presence ofyou anti-charisma or as Pratchett calls it Charis'ntma.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP IRON MAN MATCH!
John FUCKING Cena vs Randy Orton
Orton 5 wins
Cena 6 wins
WINEER AND NEW WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA

OVERALL: DAHM I'M GOOD! I PREDICT EVERY WIN AT BRASGGING RIGHTS. I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THE EVENT AFTER HAVING MIZ BEAT MORRISION THAT IS. BUT I/M SO GLAD THAT SMACKDOWN WON THE MATCH AND THAT FUCKING CENA DOES HAVE TO RUIN FRIDAY NIGHTS!

THUMBS UP SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFSTOP SMACKDOWN WON!

Ok so that it! Join me on friday for a scary top 10 at bogger box office.scarier that whats in joe-jacks wellies

BOUND FOR GLORY

OKAY JUST A QUICKIE! because i slept threw the main events and its ruin the feel of the post if i do play by play of just the other matches.

Red retains x division championship in a thrilling opener

Taylorita (Taylor wilde and sarita) beat the beuatiful people 2.0 in a borefest

eric young defeated nash and hernandez is a compentent effort

3d becomes IWGP tag champs and british invasion trade up to tna tag champs in a great tag match always (booker t was seriously injured. beer money also competed)

odb beats kong and tara to retain knockout womens title and the medriocity continues!

Abyss proved himself more than a rip-off against the original mick foley in a brutal(thats in a good way!) Monsters ball!

Matt morgan defeats kurt angle (spits out drink!) yeah it unbelievable and (i kind of )watched it!

YOU THAY YOURNAME IS  JOE AND YOUR THAMOAN, WELL I SAY FOR NAME IS JOE ....AND YOUR A BATHURD!

AJ RETAINS THE TNA TITLE
STING MUST NOW RETIRE.
AFTER THE MATCH STING GAVE A PASSIONATE SPEECH TO A STANDING OVATION

PHEW GLAD THATS DONE AND ON MONDAY ILL DO IT AGAIN FOR WWE BRAGGING RIGHTS!

bragging rights update

Vince must have listened to us, because they have changed team smackdown.

7-7 SMACKDOWN VS RAW TAG MATCH
TEAM RAW

• HHH
• shawn michaels
• Jack Swagger
• Boring Rhodes
• big show
• Kofi kingston
• Mark henry

vs Smackdown

• Chris jericho
• kane
• replacing dolph ziggler-finlay
• replacing shad gaspard-Harry smith
• replacing JTG-Tyson kidd
• replacing Eric Escobar-matt hardy
• replacing drew McIntyre-R-truth

NOW ITS A FAIR FIGHT!
Money on Smackdown, Jerishow splits up drops the belts to either Harts or (sigh) DX  on raw or smackdown.

Bragging right predictions

god this month is killing me!

i have bound for glory results on wednesday,this for monday and a top 10 on bogger box office to do halloween week!

still i do this for you the faithful readers,

ok lets get this prediction started

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP IRON MAN MATCH
John FUCKING Cena vs Randy Orton(yes AGAIN!)
this will be the first ever 1:15minutes iron man match with 15 minutes thrown in for Ortons ring-walk!
money on: since they are advertising cena and dx vs legacy for Raw is London, strongly doubt cena is leaving raw!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 4-WAY
Undertaker vs Rey mysterio vs DAVE Bastista vs C M punk
Money on: Dave to turn into a jackass...well on camera as well as in real life...by turning on Oscar!

SMACKDOWN VS RAW MATCH
John morrison vs THAT GOBSHITE CALLED THE MIZ
money on: Morrison

SMACKDOWN VS RAW DIVA MATCH
RAW FACE DIVAS VS SMACKDOWN HEEL DIVAS
oh a divas tag match oh we dont see that every  week on Raw(!)
money on:who cares?

7on7 smackdown vs raw match
Team raw:

• Triple H
• Shawn Micheals
• Jack swagger
• Kofi kingston
• Boring Rhodes
• big show
• and mark henry

vs team smackdown:

• Chris Jericho
• kane
• Dolph Ziggler
• JTG
• Shad Gaspard
• Eric ESSSSSS-CO-BAR!
• and Drew Mcintyre

money on:
so vince you are telling me that finlay knox the harts and r-truth are not good enough for team smackdown but 2 BLACK STEREOTYPES, A MALE CHEERLEADER, VICKIES BOYFRIEND AND A COMPLETE UNKNOWN FROM SCOTLAND ARE THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH?

RAW TO WIN BECAUSE ITS VINCE'S BABY!

so thats it i'll be happy to see the end of this month. join me on thursday for bound for glory and ad-break thoughts.

tna Bound for Glory predictions for wednesday

i'd appreieatte everyone not giving me results until Wednesday

all matches in title importance

TNA WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP
TITLE VS RETIREMENT
AJ STYLES VS STING
Money on: sting retiring

LEGENDS CHAMPIONSHIP 3-WAY MATCH
KEVIN NASH VS HERNANDEZ VS ERIC YOUNG
Money on :Young (no, really!)

X DIVISION 5-WAY MATCH
AMAZING RED VS SUICIDAY VS THE BLACK POPE VS HOMICIDE VS DANIELS
Money on: Pope
Wishful thinking:hit someone over the head with a tambourine! the crowd loves it!

TNA TAG AND IWGP TAG BELTS 2 FALL MATCH
(1ST FALL-TNA)
(2ND FALL-IWGP)
FULL METAL MAYHEM(TLC) MATCH
BEER MONEY VS MAFIA VS BRITISH INVASION
Money on: first fall Beer money to win
second fall bristish invasion to retain

KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
ODB VS KONG VS TARA
Money on:Kong

KNOCKOUT TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
TAYLORITA VS THE BEUATIFUL PEOPLE VERSION 2.0
Money On: BP v 2.0

TNA VS MMA
SAMOA JOE VS BOBBY "2 PAY CHECKS" LASHLEY
WINNER: Lashley

MONSTERS BALL HARDCORE EXTREME!
ABYSS VS MICK FOLEY
Money on: this will be a proving ground for abyss. but id have to give it to the master foley

there is also word that there will be an appearance of a certain bleach blonde injurny feigning piece-of -shit  from Green bay at BFG-Yay! looks like i was right about the big money contracts for wwes scraps

will have results thursday
dont tell me results before wednesday!

7 DIVAS TRADE MY THOUGHT

this week a trade of 7 divas took place on raw and i want to share my thoughts of it

RAW

Melina Perez to Raw is Diva champion
YES-I think Melina is a fantastic worker and i think she can elevate Jillian from a crap gimmick to a serious Worker

Bella Twins to Raw
NO-exactly what are the twins payed to do? wrestle? ring announce? valet? IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WERE GOOD AT DOING ONE OF THESE THINGS! plus the novelty of twins has worn of.

Eve torres
YES-Greatly improved in the ring when she hit that moonsault and won I marked out in lines of:

OH MY GOD A MODEL THAT CAME IN KNOWING JACK ABOUT WRESTLING WON A WRESTLING MATCH WITH A HARD WRESTLING MOVE! THEY FINALLY BROKE THROUGH TO THESE BIMBOS!

SMACKDOWN

Mickie james
YES-MicHHHelle McCool is getting to big for her Phenom Phucking boots. so mickie will kick her ass!

Beth Phionex
SEE ABOVE

ECW
ROSA "no dinner" Mendez
YES-THIS WOMEN NEEDS MORE WORK! (and i dont mean Gastric Surgery!-BOOM BOOM)
I saw the Diva Bowl match (which i am embarrased to say i did) and in the spotfest where everyone hits finishers. Mendez hits...A SIDE SLAM!

Really?

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING 80S?
 i think her finish should be like a Sub-zero fatality except of covering people in frost she should cover people in puke-cement(i'm not kidding) then smash them with a hi-kick! she'll be shitcanned before the year is out i think!

ozzy osbourne to host raw next month snoop dog to host next week

as you know i dont like rap music at all. mainly because i dont like hearing about the amount of hos someone "macked" (i think thats the word) or how much money they make. but in america and not ireland(sorry big things popping i know you read this) snoopy poopy doggie dog (or what every his name is!) is a big star i sure he will have a GLACK ON A POLE MATCH or rename the women belt as the bitches belt.

but next month is going to be OZZY FUCKING OSBOURNE HOSTING RAW FINALLY SOMEONE THAT THE WORLD KNOWS AS A CELEBRITY

not some footballer
not some basketball
not some idiot from access hollywood

THE Prince of darkness ozzy osbourne. lets hope he curses so much that they give up on the pg-13 bullshit!

the flippies 2009

Okay i know the blog is only up for 10 months but im going to do an awards post of the best of worst of pop culture. i havent thought of the catergories yet but when i do i'll let you know i will post you comment and i will tally the votes at the end

Hell in a cell results

Live from new jersey! Lets get this train rolling

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
C.M. PUNK VS UNDERTAKER HELL IN A CELL
Formal intros Taker loudly cheered, Punk loudly booed!
Punk is whooped around the cage early. but Punk fights dirty and crowd hates him for that! punk takes out taker but butts his head on the cell! chokeslam countered into Go To Sleep into tombstone into a chopblock. this leads to chairs. last ride gets a two . Old school gets countered into an STO! but chokeslam and tombstone for the win!
WINNER AND NEW WORLDS CHAMPION! UNDERTAKER
taker leaves the ring limping.

Bragging rights seem to be a Smackdown vs raw ppv but not ecw Because Vince doesnt give a shit!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
JOHN MORRISON VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
NON CELL MATCH
good wrestling exchange to start of followed by dolph ducking a punch "no not the face"
Mr Ziggles chant to ziggler imagine if he had a worst name like Spirit squad Nicky! who would go by a name like that! oh! anyway a starship pain is dodged following up with roll-ups shot halves jack-knifes banana spilts and other pins. Re-Todd is getting on my nerves! Fame-asser than Zigzag in the ropes! Starship pain ends this match.
winner and still champion:morrison

BACKSTAGE:OSCAR AND DAVE!
This is how vince punishes his wrestler for drugs give them title matches he is a real bastard that vince! burn the witch!

they have 4 eejits dressed as the turtles for a promotion for the crap looking game

mickie james defeats fox

JERICHO BEATS rey myssterio and Shitista!

cena loses title so this fued will be the end of me!
 macintre beats r-truth
kofi retains
dx beats Legacy

OVERALL:WHY? WHY? WHY UNDER LAST CHANCE RULES HAVE THE HEEL WIN? WHY? HAVE TAKER CURTAIN JERKING? WHY NOT HAVE MID CARD CELLS? WHY CANT YOU GIVE NEW WRESTLERS AN INTERVIEW FOR THEIR CARECTOR? WHY GIVE SUSPENDED SUPERSTARS TITLE SHOTS? WHY PUT IN A MATCH THAT WOULD BE BETTER ON SMACKDOWN? WHY PUT A NON-TITLE MATCH AS THE MAIN EVENT?

okay there was nothing wrong with the matches just the booking made no sense.

THUMBS UP FOR THE MATCHES
THUMBS DOWN FOR PRESENTATION!

so thats it! i hope you join me again for tnas answer to wrestlemania Bound for glory i may finish welcome to the mindfuck for hallowe'en and Joe-jacks moonshine is turning people into zombies in night of the living braindead this halloween week at bogger box office. he will also share his top 10 scariest moments in between filling zombies full of lead!

this is the enlightened one saying keep on keeping on!

hell in a cell update!

new match added for tonight!

NON-CELL MATCH
R-truth vs Drew McIntyre
Money on: Mcintyre

see you tomorrow!

and because of pay per view i wont be doing a bogger box office this monday it will be next monday!

Hell in a cell clarification

sorry i forgot 2 matches! again in title importance

TAG CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
JERI-SHOW VS BASTISTA AND REY MYSTERIO (NON-CELL MATCH ?)
money on: Oscar and Dave!

Hell in a cell match
Dx vs ORTON'S BITCHES LEGACY
Money on: what do you think?

thats it i hope, for now!