Monday, April 26, 2010

Extreme rules quickie

wont go in much detail as i am going to a family get-together and i dont know how much time i have

Shemus vs triple H is a no contest! shemus lays hunter backstage

bonus Match! Tag champs Big-shite! win two matches in a gaunlet match defeating Truth and Wisdom and mark henry and MVP, But loses to Hart Dynasty. who gets a title shot.

shocker of the night as JTG beats shad in a strap match. on shads shoulder. JTG touched the pads after gaspard did and struggled out of the hold to touch the 4th! a shocker since vince usually books the bigger men in these tag split matches.

punk defeated rey mysterio to keep his hair after an attack by masked Straight Edge Members (possibly James and Trevor)

swagger defeated orton in a great match

hhh vs shemus was restarted and heres a shemus won after 3 Pump kicks!

Beth regained the womens belt in a female orientated street fight with make-up ironing boards and mops as weapons. (is their anyone Vince wont offend?)

Edge wins in a nice little cage match

Fucking cena beat Shitista in a match that fans couldnt give a shit about with the crowd chanting "YOU BOTH SUCK" throughout.

the event was very well booked with some suprise turns in storyline. Thumbs up!

Friday, April 23, 2010

new wwe releases and what is vince McMahon smoking?

hey guys its me i've drawn myself away from writing the big 3 Tickets to Hell event to comment on this mornings releases.

while Jesse, Funaki, Yang and mike knox being released is nothing to get angry about!

the releases of shelton Benjamin, Mickie James and Katie Burchill is something that was must address!

first i hope Shelton goes to tna, why because matches being him, Kurt Angle or Samoa Joe or Aj Styles is the stuff of a fantasy bookers dream match. and in 90 days they may happen!

i don't see Katie in tna really due to the whole Anginina love/ green card thing i think see will return to england to wrestle

The reason that James is released is mainly due to her releasing a country western album and focusing more  on her music than on wrestling and now the count of women who can wrestle has fallen from 6 to a paltry four. (natalya, beth,gail and alicia)

and still some how Jillian and the double dimwits still have jobs!

it boogles the mind!

Monday, April 19, 2010

An Angry Rant about Wrestling (Re:BAD BOOKING RAGE!)

I'm a little Angry at the moment people, so angry that the theme month is over, before it even started!

okay its on the back burner for a while there is something that i must address.

and that is the state of women wrestling in both wwe and tna wrestling

and yes i said that tna wrestlings division was better months ago but thats before Hackamania ran wild

with Hogan in tna, lets look at the things that orange sum-bitch has done to piss me off!

he changed the ring to 4-sided one, that pissed me off!
he filled the roster with all his old sycophants from wcw, that pissed me off!
he fired Kong and that spelled doom to the brand

it started last week with that STUPID STUPID! (tm Randy orton) lock-box challenge where 1 of 4 boxes had the belt in it where Angelina Love won. now no offence to love she is a great wrestler! its just winning the belt by chance, devalues the belt and how do you de-value the belt even more?

why put on the line in a russo favourite, the pin any-one tag match!
so now Madison the Jobber is tna champion, whether he will give the belt to velvet the mid-carder as a story-line is up for debate. but it just bad for business that a wrestler that is under-developed and part of a faction just to make them look credible(i'm looking at you, Steriod Man Rob Terry!)

the fact is Madisons reign (see what i did there?) will not mean anything...unless she improves your thrown into the deep end, girl now swim!

now on to the wwe....

REALLY VINCE, REALLY? YOU GAVE THE BELT TO A BIKINI MODEL AGAIN? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT? EVE CANNOT WRESTLE! SHE MISS HER FINISHERS ALL THE TIME AND DONT TELL ME THAT FLIP SENTON ON THE GROUND COUNTS AS A FINISHER! WHY NOT IN ENGLAND DID YOU HAVE ANY ENGLISH TALENT ON THE SHOW? WASNT THE SHOW IN ENGLAND A BIG THING IN THE 90S? COULDNT BUT KATIE LEA IN THE MATCH BUT YOU PUT A MODEL IN IT INSTEAD? WHAT THE FUCK VINCE!?

I'M DONE!
im done!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

chris Kanyon Tribute

not much of a tribute since i didnt follow much of his career but here goes

last week cris Kludalis Died for a suspected suicide.

Kanyon was a good wrestler in my opinion he worked hard and had a fairly good move-set.

when wcw closed its doors kanyon like most of wcw talent showed up but kanyon kept a secret that will make him a stigma in wwe

Kanyon was Openly Gay.

and Vince and HHH gave him a BOY GEORGE GIMMICK!

he appeared at the audience during the dx reunion with a sign asking Shawn to "pray for this gay soul" and he disapeered from the scene. until his death

as an inspirational wrestler who fought hard for change but failed but never gave up, Chris Kanyon we are going to miss you

Chris Kludalis
former tag and us champion
1970-2010
 one last time
WHO'S BETTAH DAN KANYON?
for once, it really is NOBODY!