Money in the Bank 2014: 1 of 3 ppvs Ruined by leaked posters. THANKS AMAZON!

First and foremost Thank you all for 4000 pageviews. Announcement of changes to this site is ongoing as referenced by the title header. It and my announcement will be made THIS WEDNESDAY (2/7/14).

Now onto the ppv. In the Preshow, Daniel Bryan was accosted by BLOW DallASS, Bryan responded to the only man who won a title via birthday present that he was a BO-ner! THAT'S NOT PG!

Speaking of 3 generational brats, The BOO-SUCKS Won and kept their titles despite having their ass kicked for a solid 10 minutes! how many miles of riding their dad's coat-tails did they clock up to get that Ass-Pull of a Victory?

As mentioned last week, Wade Barrett suffered a shoulder injury and was put out the title contract Money in the back ladder match. It was great match until Kane held the ladder for Seth Rollins. Rollins cost his former partner "TITTY-MASTER" Dean Ambrose. the title shot they will *SPOILER* Face each other at Battleground next month.

While the expectations for the match were low, Paige and Naomi had the best match for the night! Paige retains after winning with a very nasty looking DDT! Nice technical match.

Damien Sandow, Dressed as American Folk Hero, Paul Revere lost in an embarrassing display to Adam Rose. Is cashing on Vince's Golden boy last year that Caustic to your Career? Seth DON'T DO IT!

STEROIDBACK AND CURTIS ASSHOLE LOST TO GOLDUST AND TIM CURRY STARDUST IN MATCH WE ALREADY SAW FOR FREE!


Big E Put up a valiant effort, but it took 2 Accolades to Break his back and make him humble


I can't fucking believe that I paid money to see Dumber Rae Vs Fail-la fighting over FandanGOBSHITE. I went to have a snack break, and it was over before got to the cupboard, Layla won I guess.

SPOILERCENAWINSINHISHOMETOWNLOL!

Money in the bank 2014 predictions

After reading Main event and smackdown spoilers this morning, Only 1 match has being made officially. Expect more to be made at night on the fly, Like another BLOW DallASS squash, As is here is the current final card for Sunday's show in Boston.

MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THE VACANT WWE WORLD TITLES
BLANDY BORETON VS JOHN FUCKING CENA VS LAMEARSE VS BRAY WYATT VS CESARO VS ALBERTO DEL RIO VS ROMAN REIGNS VS THAT IMMOBILE SLAB OF CORPARATE MEAT, KANE.

An Irishman, A Swiss man, A Samoan, A Mexican, a Preacher, a Demon and 2 Wankers walk into a ring....but this is no joke! In 1/2 of the most impressive spread for a ladder match, the Present and the future's blurred lines will be crossed...Until you remember who's hometown it is!
MONEY ON: CENAWINSLOL!

MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THE TITLE MATCH CONTRACT GOOD FOR 1 YEAR.
SETH ROLLINS VS DEAN AMBROSE VS KOFI KINGSTON VS WADE BARRETT VS RVD VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS JACK SWAGGER.
There's a problem already, Barrett's back got injured at Main event so that could be a concern. Which is a same because he was my favourite to win, so plan b then, And I most say Seth Rollins.

WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE BOO-SUCKS (C) VS THE WYATT FAMILY
Ever since the beginning of this year the tag belt have being a symbol for people who got to wwe from a sense of entitlement, First the WOADSBWODDERTH, then the Old Aged Outlaws, now the Boo-Sucks! so for to put credibility back into the title, please book the Wyatts to win!

WWE DIVA'S TITLE
PAIGE VS NAOMI
Now this is what I wanted to see, believe it or not! But Naomi has always being (pun Definitely NOT Intended!) A Dark Horse of the Divas Division. but of course Dead Weight (Cameron) will turn her causing a quick but moral less  victory for Paige.

TAG MATCH
GOLDUST AND CODY RHODES TIM CURRY STARDUST VS STERYBASSHOLES (STEROIDBACK AND CURTUS ASSHOLE)

By now you've all laughed your asses off at the new Stardust gimmick, and sadly it's here to stay, as once again creative has nothing better for Ryback and Axel to do.

So that the card for Sunday, expect POO-sev and Blow Dumbass squash to add time for a show that should go on for 4 hours.
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A RICH IDIOT HATED EVEN IN HER OWN HOME CITY PRESENTS SLAMMERVERSARY 12: DIXIE'S REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER, LET MVP'S REIGN OF TERROR BEGIN!

Last night, Europe finally got to see The 12 year celebration of IMPACT WRESTLING. With Spike threatening to plug the plug, it probably won't last 12 months.

The opener was, as always, an X division match between Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards, a COMPLETLY Over Crazy Steve!, Tigre Uno, Some Jobber in a SUI-SHITE Costume now both the bad influence are gone and Sanada, Very exciting match, but I didn't think Sanada could win close to Destination X, with is not a ppv again this year.

Bobby Lashley won  his match after a ref bump against Samoa Joe. With MVP out of commission, the matches with his henchmen became Qualifier matches for the world title.

I CALLED IT! THEY REPACKAGED MAGNUS! This time he's a Soccer Yob! Showing a bit more aggression, and sadly less finesse, Magnus defeated Willow despite being flanked by FLABYSS!

Congratulations to Team 3d on being inducted into the Tna Hall of Fame.

The next match was dirty, but I liked it! Kenny King bought his best but he couldn't get the job done against Aries. My EYES BURSTED INTO FLAMES ON THE SHEER PURE AWESOMENESS!

the Von Erich brothers won by dq, because that Pond Scum from A Shallow Gene Pool, GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER can't wrestle for shite! Robbie E is gone as he and Brooke Adams are 1 of 8 team on the game show, The Amazing Race. That how small a tna paycheck is if a 1in 8 chance of winning money is more reliable source of equity!

Then they followed it up with Angelina Love cheating again because Heels refuse to (or in the case of Godderz and MidCarder, Can't) Wrestle Cleanly!

Ethan Mid-carder The Turd is still undefeated. Someone please turn off the power before Dixie's Frankenstein becomes a monster.

I Had little hope for the Anderson/storm Match, but they made it worse by having some Soft Boy Rugby Player Storm (pardon the pun!) the ring to distract Cowboy.

Eric Young defied the odds, despite the threat of the powerhouse Lashley and the crafty, Austin Aries. Young having a small bit of heat, reserved Aries' Blanchard Brainbuster into the Piledriver. Now two forces will challenge him secretly, however holds the X title at Destination X, AND WHO Ever wins the Bound for Series.

Well that's it!
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TNA SLAMMERVERSARY 2014 PREDICTIONS

WAY Down South, in Dixie. But enough on how Shag-nus got the title, Let's talk about tna's show in Dallas.

All matches in Descending Importance, Which means Title matches discussed first, then non-title matches.

TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
ERIC YOUNG(C) VS MVP
As I mentioned in my summer schedule, the subtitle of slammerversary post will be called "Dixie's Reign Of Terror Is Over. Let MVP's Reign Of Terror Begin!" And that's because every single authority figure, bar Cornette has turned heel. Jarrett, Dixie, The Mafia, Sting, Hogan and Bischoff(though they were a given) and now MVP. And I'm sorry to say that this title reign which came out of nothing but copying wwe, will fizzle into nothing when MVP wins for cheap heat.

LADDER MATCH FOR THE X-DIVISION TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
Sui-SHITE! VS TIGRE UNO VS CRAZZY STEVE VS EDDIE EDWARDS VS DAVEY RICHARDS VS SANADA.
OR
SLIDING SCALE OF CHARISMA NOW THAT YOU FIRED SABIN, DANIELS AND KAZ!

Destination x is coming up and it seems that they need to put the title on someone that can cut a promo and is interesting. WHICH IS WHY 1 CHALLENGER ONLY SPEAKS SPANISH AND THE OTHER HAS AN UNINTELLIGBLE GIMMICK!
If anything they should have put Rock-star Spud in this match, but you'll read below, why that won't happen!

KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
Best of 1000 SERIES!
Angelina Love(c) vs Gail Kim.
There's talk about Gail retiring and I don't like it. And if you think you'll see a technical match, you poor bastards. Like I said last month, Love is a heel now so she loses all ability to win cleanly or use and wrestling holds. Plus Britney may turn heel. the lost puppy act is getting old fast.

TEXAS DEATH MATCH
BULLY RAY VS ETHAN MID-CARDER THE TURD!
They are still building up this shitehawk! and it's only going to lead to another paper champion.

MARSHALL & ROSS VON ERICH VS TBA
(*THIS ONLY MY PREDICTION FOR OPPONENTS,NOT YET COMFIRMED)
IF PLAYING FACES=ROD STEWART ROCKSTAR SPUD
IF PLAYING HEELS=NERV FERNUM AND DEWEY BARNES

SAMOA JOE VS BOBBY LASHEY
This is going to be physical. Samoa Joe seems to want to say Lashley from a road, Joe has being down before, the road of the sell-out. But Lashley will not hear a word.

AUSTIN ARIES VS KENNY KING
It's the clash of STYLE VS SUBSTANCE, Of the Wrestling Fallacy vs the Wrestling Reality. King representing the long held belief that Wrestlers are instant Millionaires vs the truth that many must work harder and better for to get a glimpse of that. As for the match, I could not have looked forward to any other match this week.

Willow vs Magnus.
WHO IS BRAM? WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT MAGNUS THAT WE DON'T? DOES THAT MEAN MAGNUS IS GOING TO BE REPACKAGED AGAIN?

ANDERSON VS JAMES STORM
(looks of at tna creative whipping a bloody horse carcass)
GUYS, STOP! YOU'VE WHIPPED THAT HORSE TO DEATH!

Kurt Angle to announce the new member of the tna hall of fame
Suspected entries:

• JEFF JARRETT
• MIKE TENEY
• JIM CORNETTE
• GAIL KIM
• JACKIE FARGO

OR DIXIE CARTER FOR CHEAP HEAT!

Well that's it results will be up on Thursday morning. see you then or if you have any comments place then in the comment section or tweet them  @RealEnli on twitter.

WWE USED PAYBACK 2014: It's Regularly Effective!

Hello, Everyone Here I Am, Not in a comfortable cafe, but on over-abused Tesco Coin-op. As Such this review is a quickie.

United State Title match, as Paul Heyman derided Punk for being at some hockey thing, he led Cesaro to a game but losing contest with triple's H's Work-out Partner/LaundryBoy, Lame-Arse! The crowd hated the decision,and booed him out of the arena.

I was expecting a heel turn from Cody after the WOADS BWODDERTH Lost to Sterybassholes, instead left deeming himself unworthy as a Superstar.

In What could only be described as a demolition derby with 2 bulldozers, Big E put up more of a fight against Rusev. Big E looked strong,despite the loss, showing the world that Poo-sev is not ready.

I Have never being happier to see Kane interrupt a squash match. Kofi, expected to job to BLOW DallASS, was chokeslammed after sending supportive tweets to Daniel Bryan.

I.C. Championship-Barrett vs RVD-MATCH OF THE NIGHT-WHAT A BELTER!

Daniel Bryan is still the WWE Champion, as Brie quit,absolving any blackmail that Nipple h had. It also bring up something else, that dress Brie wore last night, it was very billowly and obscuring... I don't want to be the 1 to start a rumour, but....IS BRIE PREGNENT? SOMEONE PLEASE COMFIRM THIS!

Bray vs Cena....YOU KNOW THE REST!

And finally, the Shield scored a clean sweep against evolution. I Couldn't believe that 3 former Indie stand-outs would beat the 3 biggest egos in wrestling today.

Thank you for sticking with me, despite the setbacks. Follow me on twitter @RealEnli