Monday, June 18, 2018

MUDDY IN THE BANK: CLEAR AS DISHWATER, AND DUMB AS DIRT!

On the Preshow, The Smackdown Tag belts were retained by the Bludgeon Brothers, despite Anderson and Gallows getting a good few moves in! Also We all made about this, Jonn Ritland and The Derb especially, But can Charley Caruso PLEASE Stop at everyone during her interview segments like she is about to Jump on their laps? I mean it was funny when she only did it with Alexa, But now she looks like she has become fanfiction fodder for everyone!

Big Cass' push is over! Daniel Bryan is 2-0 in their feud after making Big FASCIST! Tap to the Heel Hook!

To Chorusing Boos, Bobby Lashley Destroyed Sami Zayn. The Crowd were having none of it! Whatever "IT" actually was!

Best Match of the night, The ic Championship between Elias and the belt's incumbent, Seth Rollins. Elias showing some Polish Last night, working a body part, capitalizing on missed spots, Fundamental, you might say, but there are a lot of wrestlers who don't even learn the fundamentals at all! To the shock of Many Rollins retained with a Roll-up!

Charlotte chopped everyone! Becky was close! Ember made a great mitb! Sasha was booed because she is SUPPOSED to be Heel! Alexa won! Nattie gave a great effort! and Lana...was also there!

But Alexa Won the contract, more on that later!

DIDN'T THE MATCH WITH JIN AND JUICE MAHAL AND BLOWMAN REIGNS JUST WENT ON FOREVER? MAN, WAS I EVER BORED...

I HAVE A JOKE...
Q: WHY DID JINDER TAKE STEROIDS?
A: TO MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG!

So Roman is probably number one contender for Bork-Bork at SummerFest! Who saw that coming!...
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Despite being happy to see James Elsworth back, I hate it when I'm Right! Carmella is still your Smackdown women's champion! If they don't put the belt on Asuka by Summerslam, she should ask for her release! Simple as!

Before Alexa cashed in on Nia, her and Ronda Rousey's title match was good, Ronda breaking out a crossbody, though she was tentative about it! So Alexa cashes in and is the new champion. WWE has to have one title change a month, as always!

Finally, Braun is Money in the bank. Meaning we will have the out to when Brock drops the belt to Roman!

Finally, WWE Announced a new International PPV, Super-Show down (that name, tho!) in Australia. On the 6th of October (a Saturday) which means it will be on Saturday morning in Ireland...and before Dawn at least for America, Now they will know how i feel every 2 months. Unlike the #LamestRoyalRumble, Oz is full of hardcore loyal wrestling fans! and it won't the first ppv in Australia either! In 2002  Australia held the only Global Warning in history, should be good, I'll be watching it instead of Bound For Glory!

I will be back here in 2 months for Summerslam, Providing we actually Slammiversary televised! (WE WON'T!) But until then, check me out on twitter @RealEnli. But until then
PEACE
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

WWE Money in the bank 2018 predictions

Hello, Eamonn here again. Sorry if it seems like it's being a while, Because it really is! I'm waiting for World of Sport to arrive, which may now be after the World Cup. Impact is aggressively pushing it's app! (#FUCKTHATAPP!) Instead of televising impact at a decent enough time! So until then, I am only focusing on the shows that matter! Unfortunately, The way wwe is showing it's product has being baffling, cringeworthy and embarrassing!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING ORDER OF IMPORTANCE!)

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) VS NAKAMURA
As great as the feud as being, we all know if you break out the gimmick match it means the rivalry ends with this being the final chapter.
MONEY ON: SHINSUKE!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS (C) VS ELIAS
The only thing holding together Raw is the IC championship. With Raw's champion using the Uninversal belt as a beer-coaster in some hunting Lodge in Minnesota, and The current Ic champion not fucking off to make dvd movies, Seth Rollins is doing what Miz SHOULD have done...become the locker room leader in Brock's Absense, ok so Miz was that too,...EVENTUALLY! But still fucking off to hollywood with both belts not contested left a bad taste that will never wash away! As of right now the Midcard on Raw could not be stronger. Elias is so over it's like he was a different man from nxt! This match may steal the show!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS (CLEANLY OR BY DQ!)

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
NIA JAX (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY
How stilted was Ronda's promo this week on raw, my fucking Goodness! Also who is the face and who is the heel?
MONEY ON: YOU HAD YEARS TO MAKE NIA LOOK LIKE A POWERHOUSE, SO WHY START NOW? RONDA ROUSEY, EASY!

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
CARMELLA (C) VS ASUKA 
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EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF CARMELLA LEARNING HOW TO RUN THE ROPES!
WINNER: ASUKA...BY DQ! BECAUSE WE NEED TO EXTEND THE MISERY FURTHER!

PRE SHOW... THOUGHT WERE GETTING RID OF THEM BECAUSE THE PPVS ARE ALL 5HOURS LONG!
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS VS THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS!
No thought or effort went in here so WHO CARES?

DUAL BRANDED MALE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR A CONTRACT FOR A TITLE SHOT ON WINNER'S BRAND CHAMPION
BALOR VS ROODE VS STROWMAN VS OWENS VS MIZ VS SAMOA JOE VS RUSEV VS TBA (KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E!)
If I was in WWE creative, I would make someone from Raw win the money in the bank so that way we have an out to when Brock gets bored of his shiny-shiny, and drops it to BLOW-MAN! We have someone to look forward to rebuild raw! But that won't happen! It won't be Owens because, Vince is harping on about Owens' Weight. 

THAT'S RIGHT, THE MAN WHO HAS BEING SHOVING ROMAN DOWN OUR THROATS, IS ALSO TELLING OWENS WHAT TO SHOVE DOWN HIS!

MONEY ON: FANTASY BOOKING SIGHTS ARE GIVING THE 2-1 ODDS TO....
GOBSHITE FROM MTV, WITH A TITLE REIGN NEXT YEAR!
....
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BUT WHAT'S THAT? CREATIVE ARE PLANNING TO RELIGHT THE MIZ/ BRYAN FEUD AFTER MITB?
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DUAL BRANDED FEMALE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR THE CONTACT FOR A TITLE SHOT ON WINNER'S FEMALE BRAND CHAMPION!
CHARLOTTE VS BECKY VS EMBER VS ALEXA VS NATTIE VS NAOMI VS SASHA VS...THE TAPEWORM?
Well, shit! looks like Lana is gonna die in a ladder match!
Money on: Becky and Charlotte will turn on each other, and becky will turn heel, Sasha will be screwed by Bayley (PROVIDED IF CREATIVE DO SOMETHING WITH THIS STUPID FEUD!)
Leaving a short-list of Alexa, Ember, but Nattie turning on Ronda? You can throw that ball and run with it!

DANIEL BRYAN VS BIG FASCIST!
"Educated", yet you support the Cunt With Red Combover! Sad!
Money on: Daniel Bryan!

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IF THIS GUY'S NAME SPRINGS UP DURING TAKING ABOUT THIS SHITTY MATCH, IMAGINE HOW LOUD IT WILL BE ON SUNDAY, SPEAKING OF SHITTY MATCHES!

TRUMP SUPPORTING FORMER SOLDIER TO FIGHT WELL LIKED MUSLIM MAN FOR NO REASON, NEWS AT 11!
No really, what is this match?
Is it Political?
Is it a really bad litmus test on where Bobby is booed and cheered?
Is Vince just trying to make Sami Leave wwe?
JUST WHAT IS THIS?
MONEY ON: BOBBY LASHLEY...AND HE WILL BE BOOED OUT OF THE BUILDING!

So that's it!
I'm going to have a cry in the shower, now!

Don't expect this results post on Monday to Sugarplums and Rainbows!
You can follow my Despondent Irish Ass on twitter @RealEnli. But until Monday,
PEACE!
EAMONN 
AKA
ENLI!