WRESTLEMANIA 31 RESULTS: THE SANTA CLARA QUESTION (WHERE THE FUCK IS SANTA CLARA?)

Dedication.
Passion.
Perseverance.
It's not just the Wrestlers who give it their all to get to this moment. Wrestling writers do to. Now it's time for all the hard work and pain to pay off. This is Wrestlemania.

In the Preshow, Kidd and Cesaro retained against the BOO-SUCKS, POO-DAY! And Los Latinos Stereotypicos! the crowd was giving the Poo-day both barrells. In the Andre, Sandow turned on and eliminated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! But lost against BIG SHITE! Big Shite is the Andre winner so if there was anyone who needs a yearlong depush, it's him.

 Now to the Show Proper. After America the beautiful was sang by the wanker who crowbarred shitty lyrics onto Elton John's Your Song, We had the IC Ladder Match. I don't do playbyplay of hardcore matches, because of lack of holds, but i must say, Cody's Falling Star move...is shit! IT'S A FUCKING TRUST FALL! But apart from The Tim Curry-alike, this match was a great opener. and we began who last year ended, With Bryan becoming champion for the 1st time!

BLANDY BORETON VS CATWOMAN SETH ROLLINS W/JOBBER AND JOBBER SECURITY

We start with a trade of headlocks, Orton Whips Seth who ricochets with a shoulder barge, Leapfrog by rollins, and he tastes a dropkick, European Uppercuts reels Seth into a corner, next are the mounted Punches, the Stooges interfere, but a double Rope DDT Takes them out, Seth takes Randy out with a Suicide dive, Superplex gets only 2. Curb Stomp gets countered into powerslam. Seth goes to the turnbuckle for the Phoenix Splash, but gets Crotched, Seth tries for Curb Stomp but Randy Counters the Finisher, DURING THE FINISHER, Throwing Seth 9 feet in the air and hitting RKO!
WINNER: ORTON!

Both Hunter and Sting were blown up after 3 minutes so they turned into OVERBOOKED 2015!, As DX Helped HHH and NWO helped Sting (what?) After the match that hunt-uh won, they shook hands. Of Course hunt-uh was going to win! What good would it be for Sting to win when they have no future plans with him?

Back Stage, that Skank from E! As well as Pat Patterson, Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Bret Hart, and Ron Simmons, Maria joked about how Ron was not Ic champion. Yeah, but he was the 1st black champion whose working for a company that doesn't recognise the world title prior to 2002, you vapid Bitch!

INSTEAD OF THE ANDRE OR A TAG MATCH, LETS HAVE THE DRUMMER FROM BLINK 182, SOME DRUG DEALER AND A WOMAN WHO CAN'T SING LIVE WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME!

Speaking of Wastes time, Aj made Nikki tap to the Black widow, to gain a moral victory over the Bella Skanks. But as long as Cena doesn't kick out on 2 covering her, she remains untouchable!

Speaking of Cena, How do you say "OW! I've bumped my head on a glass ceiling" in Russian?

Promo the UH-tority came to read the attendance record and quickly turned it into a heel promo, The rock Came out, Steph berated that Rock would never put his hands on a woman, leading the crowd to acknowledge the presence of Rhonda Rousey, the UFC women's champion. Leading to one of the best exchanges so far this year:

STEPH: "This is not the octagon, this is the squared Circle, This is my Ring!
RHONDA: Any ring I enter, BECOMES MY RING!

This lead to her dealing with Steph as Rock Laid the smack down on hunt-uhs Candy Ass! ROCK VS HUNT-UH AT WM32! I'M CALLING IT!

#Bray's OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ! (NOT BIG LAZY!) It was just a shame that they didn't use Johnny Cash's When the Man comes Around as Taker's entrance after. Still this was a good match, though fatigue was start to show on my end, so didn't retain much of the match, But i do know Taker Won-who looked a million dollars last night!

HEY KIDS, THE GUY WHO NOONE WANTED TO WIN A TITLE SHOT IS BEING BOO LIKE HE'S BOXED CANCER, HOW DO YOU MAKE HIM MORE LIKABLE

Maybe you can try NOT Having 10-12 Police officers threatening to taser the few fans who want to take his photo or tap him on shoulder during his walk through the crowd! Brock F-5 BLOWMAN Reigns in the opening minute and Bet him up like he owned him money AND made a pass on his wife! Possibly fearing another Miz Situation an Mania, Seth cashed in Money in Bank. Seth Did what people wanted roman to do-Bring the title home and solidify a new streak!-Rollins in currently 3-0! Could it continue?

Thank you for joining me for this review, in the new few days my summer schedule will finalise and be revealed to you. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli 

FINAL CARD FOR WRESTLEMANIA 31

Greetings from Ireland!
It is I, "Enlightened" Eamonn Bermingham, Channel Awesome Journeyman and Seasoned Reviewer. here, with my predictions of This Sunday's Wrestlemania 31!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BROCK "EAT SLEEP COLLECT PAYCHECK REPEAT!" LESNER(C) VS BLOW-MAN REIGNS
So, People were upset with Roman snatching the title off Brock last night, This will definitely be a precursor to When Roman wins. But if you think Seth will cash in on sunday, I DOUBT IT! Because it should have become clear what the plan with roman is by now. For 2 years all the shield members have won matches at mania, I'll get into Rollins and Ambrose in just a sec-but the just give roman a new streak. I'm not capitilising it because in many minds, there can only be one streak and that was The Streak!
MONEY ON:ROMAN, AND  A CASH IN ON RAW!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP 7-WAY LADDER MATCH
BAD NEWS BARRET(C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS DANIEL BRYAN VS LUKE HARPER VS DEAN AMBROSE VS  TIM CURRY STARDUST VS R-TURD!

A Ladder match with 6 wrestlers that will probably be the higher echelon in the next 6 years. and One of Hunt-uh buddies from his Brown Tongue Brigade-because we can't have nice things!
MONEY ON: Bryan

U.S TITLE MATCH
RUSEV LOSES TO-I MEAN VERSUS JOHN CENA!
Okay Rusev little advice, i'd enjoy your little Russian Army entrance on sunday, because Monday on raw you're gonna need a big bottle of Windolene!
MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK!

TAG TEAM TITLE FATAL FOREWAY(KICK OFF SHOW)
CESARO/KIDD(C) VS POO-DAY(KOFI/BIG E) VS THE BOO-SUCKS VS THE MATADORES
The tag champions are screwed over twice on the run-FACT! Also Jimmy Uso's arm is broken! I don't know what Vince is thinking? maybe because he thinks no-one will be there to watch the match-oh really! because they were their last month Chanting New day sucks at your crappy fastlane that no-one wanted to buy in Britain, so much so that they made it free in the last minute! if they were chanting it loud then, You just Wait til Sunday!
MONEY ON: KIDD/CESARO
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN: The colons to complain about wwe doing this shit to them in the first place 4 years ago and they and the champs stage a walk out!

TAG MATCH
BELLA SKANKS VS PAIGE AND AJ LEE
Covering people in tan?
stealing clothes from people in the shower?
"She said, i said?"
WHAT ARE YOU,6?
I HOPE #GIVEDIVASACHANCE DOES GET OFF, SO WRITERS WILL HAVE TO WRITE BELIEVABLE FEMALE CHARECTERS!
WINNERS: BELLA SKANKS!

THE ANDRE 2!
EVERY WRESTLER WHO COUNTS THEIR BLESSINGS EVERYDAY THAT THEY ARE STILL UNDER CONTRACT!
of the 20 superstars that are in the Andre, only 2 have a storyline, Damien Sandow and the GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Sure Lame-Arse will return but who cares? he'll get no reaction, not even from his countrymen from Ireland
MONEY ON: Sandow to eliminate Miz last, or vice versa! in a final four that contains Axel and Sheamus!

TRIPLE H VS STING!
This match surely exists to twist the knife into Dixie Carter, as if Inducting Larry Zybrisco wasn't enough! And while Triple H is phenomenal shape for a 44 year old executive of a world wide company and father of 3 young children, he has not wrestled since last year. Sting has (though, of course WWE Programming won't elude to that!)
MONEY ON: TRIPLE H, YES I'M BUCKING THE TREND, BUT MAKING HIM WIN WILL UNDERMINE TRIPLE H'S POWER IN THE LONG, IF HE WON!

UNDERTAKER VS BRAY WYATT
One has to wonder what's left for undertaker after the demise of the Streak. Could this be his final match? could this be Undertaker's testimonial? Is the Deadman handing all his power, if you will to a younger man with a similar gimmick? All signs seem to point to yes!
WINNER: OH I'M SPLIT BUT BY THE THINNEST OF MARGINS, UNDERTAKER!

SETH ROLLINS LOSES TO-I MEAN VERSUS BLANDY BORE-TON!
You just made this match so the marks will think CatWoman will cash in, didn't you?
WINNER: BORE-TON!

I'll have full results on Monday Morning on my wrestlemania resutls post (WORKING TITLES: The Santa Clara Question(Where the Fuck is Santa Clara) Nikki Bella's Homesick Silicon, BIG DAY IN THE BAY, IF RUSEV LOSES WE INVADE!) Don't forget to follow me on Twitter @RealEnli

Icecream Review 2015: Eamonn Reviews Magnum:PINK, Magnum:BLACK & Cornetto Taco!

Until Walker's Crisps can release their limited Flavour competition on a fixed date, it seems that i must do something to sate your hunger for food reviews.

Today, following the success of last year's Magnum 25-Heartbeat International has jumped on the bandwagon again and released 3 limited edition of their popular ice-creams.

MAGNUM:PINK
Flavour: Raspberry icecream with Raspberry Sorbet in a double chocolate shell, covered in metallic pink food colouring.
Package: One Must be very sure of his masculinity holding this-A pink package covered in Bishie Sparkles and My Little Pony Pink Bubbles!
Appearance: The Metallic Pink food colouring doesn't look very delicious-in fact the colour is almost off putting! It look like a sunroof is going to open any minute and a hen party is gonna start hooting and hollering!
Taste: Garish Colour aside, Flavour is quite good, sorbet was too sharp for my liking!

MAGNUM: BLACK
Flavour: Vanilla Icecream with Espresso Coffee Ripples in a 80% Ecuadorian Dark Chocolate Shell
Packaging: the antithesis for Pink, this is the Magnum Logo seen through a Camera Shutter, almost like a Bond Intro! 
Appearance: Sleeker than the Garden variety Magnum, the Package Explodes in a fog of Rich Cocoa Aroma
Taste: Holding it under my nose, almost compels me to tear into it. The Chocolate melts into non existance after biting into it, revealing the marble white vanilla and tiger stripes of coffee. the Pungent coffee is stark opposite to Magnum's signature full pod vanilla icecream

CORNETTO TACO
Flavour: After 17 years, the Winner Taco returns to your shop fridge, with Cornetto Now Slapped on to boast sales to people who can't remember that far back!
Packaging:After Drinking some juice to wash away the taste of black, thus not corrupting the taste and verdict of this piece. Orange Packaging with a waffle Motif, that's right this is a cornetto in name Only! BLASPHEMY! 
Appearance: Smaller than i remember, weighting a titchy 70g the taco shell is filled with Vanilla icecream with caramel ripples. the taco covered with chocolate and peanuts.
Taste: Maple syrup sticks the shell to the package, it took some self control for this 15 stone man not to crush the 70g fragile shell with his big mits! a bite demolishes a corner, a second 1 inwards finally reveals the caramel, which is more a caramel heart than rippled icecream

Thanks for reading! I'll be back with all the predictions for wrestlemania next week. Until then, Check me on twitter @RealEnli
 

 

BESTLEMANIA 26-30

BESTLEMANIA 26
SHAWN AND UNDERTAKER 2 VIDEO PACKAGE-PLACEBO'S COVER OF RUNNING UP THAT HILL!

It's uncommon for a video package to not only sum up any match entirely, but to have people talk about it? that are not into wrestling, One of the best covers and best Video packages by WWE Ever! this is running up that hill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7V-ayjorg

WORSTLEMANIA 26
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON: THIS OLD GREY MAN HE AIN'T WHAT HE USE TO BE!
Ok, so you had a grudge, but Come on, Vince! Bret suffered a stroke after being kicked in the head by Goldberg in 2001! You should  be happy, Bret Screwed Bret afterall, but you couldn't leave well enough alone! and had this terrible match!

BESTLEMANIA 27
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H 2: THE NEW CAPTAIN-UH KEEPS THIS TURD FLOATING FOR SO MUCH!

WORSTLEMANIA 27
ALL OF IT! AND YOU HAVE MIZ TO THANK FOR THAT!
THAT'S RIGHT THE SHOW THAT I DEEMED WASTE OF A MANIA HAD THE GUY FROM MTV WHO ONLY JOINED WWE TO EMBEZZLE A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN FUCK OFF! LIKE DANIEL PUDER DID, ONLY GOT A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE VINCE SAW HIM WEARING TRUNKS AND NOT BERMUDA SHORTS AND SAID SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF "NOW THAT YOUR DRESSING LIKE A WRESTLER, I SHOULD BOOK YOU LIKE A WRESTLER! (FACT!)

The only time I was hoping for Cena to bury his Opponent, ended in the only draw in Wreslemania history! but this had to happen to get to this!

BESTLEMANIA 28
ROCK VS CENA: ONCE IN A LIFETIME(MY ASS!): I DIDN'T PASS THE TORCH, JABRONI, YOU STOLE IT!
after the debacle that was the year before, the next night on Raw, a year-long storyline started, almost unheard of in our era of uninterested audiences. and this was it's pay-off! A partisan Miami crowd cheering for their hometown hero as he rose, when Cena called for the People's Elbow, only to walk into a rock Bottom for the title, the crowd exploded into a frenzy!

WORSTLEMANIA 28
BRYAN VS LAME-ARSE!: WINS MATCHES IN 17 SECONDS, OR HUNT-UHS LAUNDRY GETS DONE FOR FREE, FELLA!
This little stunt in the opening match, made us realise a few things 1) Hunt-uh really should start fights with guy he himself won't win 2) Sheamus is a bigger asskisser than Bore-ton, Shitista, Cena and R-Tard combined 3) this World title match was 17 seconds, whilst the tag match with Maria  "SKANK FROM E!" Menious Was 11 minutes!
THAT'S RIGHT!
A SKANK FROM E! WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WORLD'S TITLE!

BESTLEMANIA 29
 CM PUNK VS UNDERTAKER: THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN!
Punk will always have that, despite screwing around in Ultimate Punching And Kicking and Marvel Comics, he put on the best closing chapter of the win streak. the Tete-a tete they had whilst 'taker was in the Anaconda Vice, emblazoned trade magazines for months, the image made the front of POWERSLAM!'s Year in Pictures pull out!

WORSTLEMANIA 29
RYBERG VS MARK HUNGRY: HENRY DOMINATES RYBACK DURING HIS FINISHER! AND BY "DOMINATE" IN MEAN "FELL ON!"

BESTLEMANIA 30
WRESTLEMANIA BECOMES YES!TLEMANIA
AS If i would put anything else!
LAST YEARS SHOW OF SHOWS WAS EVERY BIT THE LANDMARK THAT 20 WASN'T! But whilst the bottom match became the talking point the next day, You cannot deny that Bryan winning the title cleanly and without any bullshit, made the entire world happy!

WORSTLEMANIA 30
THE STREAK DIES-BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T CENA!
And so we end, with an ending!
The breaking of the Streak! and that's how important it was! for the 6 years previous, i  capitalised the word streak, that's because it became more than a word, it became almost a flesh and blood thing. Let me put it another way, when something is around for so long, people get behind it! people grew up on it! children grew and told their children, And Parents became Grandparents and told their Grandchildren. But all things most end! It just sucked that it had to be a guy who saw the match as a new rotor for his helicopter with readies left over for some gun ammo!

Well, thanks for sticking around for the past few weeks! the coming week the final card for Wrestlemania will materialise, hopefully! please follow me on twitter @RealEnli

A SOUND STUDIO FULL OF PLANTS PRESENTS: TNA: JOKERS WILD 2015: NOW WITH CONTINUITY AND 80% LESS RED NECKS!

Okay this is the 1st of 10 recently pre-recorded PPVS this year, so this 1 has recent continuity-which is great but except me to make "Samoa joe came back to TNA!" Jokes if he does join WWE!

This is Joker's Wild, for those unfamiler, 32 wrestlers have put their names in a tombola, where they will become tag teams and face in a tourney. the winners of each match will be entered in a battle royale for the prize of $100,000 dollars! what they don't know is that since they are back in Universal Studios, Its $100,000 theme park dollars!

First match-AND RANDOM DRAW MY HOLE!-As Jersey Whore and Jesse GlassJawz were team against Mr Anderson and Al Snow. Once again, just like last year, no-one takes the guy who jobned to a microphone seriously and Robbie has to carry GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHERS NO-TALENT ASS! He has learned how to do an armrigger, and he has a new finisher-he went from a body slam to a Neckbreacker-So Gobdaws went from Starter Pack to Ten-A-Penny! BLOW-MANCE go through!

Well Challenge, thanks for ruining your big set-up for the hair vs hair match to be showed on sunday, as Spud came out bald and with new ring gear! He Teamed with Awesome Kong who became enamourred with her-CONGRATS SPUD, YOU ARE THE NEW ERIC YOUNG! Of Course with creative having nothing for Sam Shaw or Zima Ion-Spud finally hit his finisher-the Sixteen Stone Spud Splash-On American telly-Kong grabbed the Birmingham Native and kissed him and carried him off, maybe because It Time For SNU-SNU!

THE Random Drawing-went and put to actual teams together for match 3-not that i was complaining! Wolves VS Aries/Roode was match of the Night!

So BORE-US CLAY! Didn't lie down for Ethan Midcarder like he wanted but he did turn on Knux to make his Boss and Crazy Steve go through! Carter was terrible as always!

We had a aha moment as Bram teamed with Eric Young and gelled really well against NOM NOM NOMMY Dreamer and SHAG-NUS, Thus putting their single fueds into a tag match! This was great, and if this means that the Darkside t-shirt that bram wears become their team name and not just a random word, i'm all for it!

Gunner was forced to team with James Storm as THE BEAT DOWN CLAN, YO!'s Kenny King was force to team with the amputee wrestler, Sargent Chris Melendez. Melendez, who has a mechanical metal leg that bends with every step, has a very limited moveset because he can't kick with that leg or stand properly, but wrestles better than most of the roster with 2 good legs! Gunner inadventenly spears The Sarge and he goes through with the cowboy!

Next was Gail Kim and sonjay dutt vs Tigre uno and Manik, aka Sui-SHITE, AKA Jockstrap face-Only a weedy little man-noodle like B.J. Perkins would think of think of actually putting his hands on a woman but Gail pulled his Jockstrap over his Jockstrap face as Dutt Frogsplashed him for the w!

Last Match as Bobby Lashey fought of 3 members of the revolution-including his partner-Sanada, FLAByssmal, and Khoya! Khoya goes through by default

Lashley wins the battle royal defeating EC3, Thus stopping him from pulling another fast one 2 years in a row!

Join me on friday as I Finish Chronicling the last 30 years of Wrestlemania in BESTLEMANIA 26-30! Or follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli!

BESTLEMANIA 21-25

THIS SERIES HAS BECOME EASIER TO WRITE NOW, AS I REMEMBER THESE SHOWS 1ST HAND, HELL I EVEN WROTE REVIEWS ON THESE, EVER YEAR OF THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE'S EXISTANCE!

BESTLEMANIA 21!
MONEY IN THE BANK 1:THE OTHER STREAK CONTINUES INTO EDGE'S OWN WHEELHOUSE!
Created by Chris Jericho, once again the ladder match has mutated into one of the hotly contested prizes in WWE! And why Not! That Briefcase is lightning in a bottle, ready to blast up and change the foundation (OR RUIN IT! THANK YOU MIZ!) Forever! In this match with some of the best wrestlers in the world right now(and KANE!) Edge, speared out of that ceiling! the rest as they say, is history!

WORSTLEMANIA 21!
BIG SHOW VS AKEBONO SUMO MATCH! WHAT WAS SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

BESTLEMANIA 22!
DX REUNION TEASED, CROWD GOES WILD!
For years after returning, A HHH/HBK Feud was shoved down our throats, in 06, we had enough. It started in Shawn Michaels vs Vince McMahon, Michaels put his boss in a trash can and laid him on the table, using a ladder that was spared it's life from Mitb2. As he ascended the ladder, he did something that sparked excitement-he crotched chopped Vince's prone body. Later in the Main event Triple H fought Cena . when Cena was on the ground, after mocking Cena, Triple H also made the same gesture-thus setting the rumour mill in motion. unfortunately, it had to take a "Vince vs god" angle to make this reunion  happen!

WORSTLEMANIA 22
EDDIEPLOITATION: THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS!
I am without a doubt, the biggest Eddie Guererro fan, mark, whatever you want to call it-back in the day, I got back into wrestling when S4C was showing heat in 2000. and he was always on heat. and he worked his ass of to get to the level he did. I was so sad to hear of his passing and that I knew that someone will honour his passing!
Then Randy Orton said what he said at his tribute show. And then Rey won the title at mania, then Vicki got hired and wouldn't fuck off until last year, then Jobbo and Rey Fought for until chavo was fired for who gets to ride on Eddie's coat-tails for the rest of their career!

BESTLEMANIA 23
UNDERTAKER VS BASTISTA: THE 10 YEAR ROAD TO REGAIN THE TITLE ENDS!
for the 10 years, Undertaker hasn't being the title hunt at wrestlemania-in fact most of streak match were-Undertaker pins champion on raw, Heel attacks taker for dq, taker tapes his fists, repeat! this time he was in line for the title-in a match that surprisingly was better than it should have being!

WORSTLEMANIA 23
THE BATTLE OF THE BILLIONAIRES
EVERY THING TO LOSE AND NOT TO (RO)GAIN!
Donald trump has always being a huge wrestling fan, in fact trump was front and centre at many wrestlemanias-But Vince took offence to trump on the 1st commercial free raw that spawned the Dark Age of WWE-The special guest general manager! thus Vince proposed a challenge he's back a wrestler, and trump will back a wrestler and however loses that Billionaire is shaved bald! So vince lost and got the slap-head treatment!-and led to him becoming ecw champion and shitting the brand forever!

BESTLEMANIA 24
RIC FLAIR VS SHAWN MICHAELS:
 LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE!
To have a match that overshadows the title matches, you have to have a match that is full of emotion. The cruel stipulation by vince McMahon that if Ric Flair loses a match, he had to retire was emotional to say the least. this was a bad spot for Michaels who was now a respected member of the roster by now, With Ric Flair on his knees begging for HBK To superkick him the camera focused on his face as he mouthed the now immortal "I'm sorry, I love you!" Ric Flair was now retired and so legendary, he is the only man to inducted into the hall of Fame twice!

WORSTLEMANIA 24
KIM KAR-TRASH-IAN PAID 60K TO READ OUT A CARD!
Because that's what  wwe needs! another talentless bimbo!

BESTLEMANIA 25
SHAWN MICHAELS VS UNDERTAKER 1-UH, WHO WON THE TITLE MATCH?-CENA I GUESS?
1 Of the most captivating matches in recent memory happened 6 years ago, as 2 men who were placed as solar opposites-Undertaker with all his mysticism and promos about sin and darkness and the dark arts, and Michaels, the real life born again Christian, who quoted Genesis when the Deadman quoted Revelations! The entrances was a contrast- Michaels, dressed as a white palette swap of 'Taker descending down, the Deadman rose from the darkness, and the match itself matched the athleticism as much as the Showmanship. Michaels gave the Deadman the fight of his career, but once again, it wasn't enough!

WORSTLEMANIA 25
THE MISS WRESTLEMANIA BATTLE ROYAL ALL THE WAY TO THE REVEAL OF SANTINA MARELLA-IF A SHIT COULD TAKE A SHIT...

To celebrate 25 years of Wrestlemania, a match celebrating the 25 years of the women's division was decided, even invites were sent to former divas-Lisa Marie Varon even left TNA to revise as Victoria as she, like us were told that a guaranteed title shot was the prize. then it happened. Kid rock played for 10 minutes as from behind him, the divas with no separate introductions where drummed out unceremoniously to dance like the fanservice meat in one of his videos. (the entire concert was edited out of the dvd-so it looked like a mass jobber entrance on video!) one by one, people only realised who was in the match when they were eliminated, when things got a little less hectic-something was a little off-there was one woman that no-one recognised! okay Woman is cutting it fine-IT WAS SATINO IN DRAG AND HE WON THE MATCH! okay Back then, Santino was a He-Man Woman-Hater who would spoil divas matches and now he had ruined the match that was supposed to be the salute to the women's division-or would had they not sabotaged it themselves!

NEXT FRIDAY IS THE LAST EPISODE...We see the last chapters of the Streak, The Worst PPV Of this decade and the Bella Skanks become the "STANDARD BARRIERS" For terrible ring announcing!

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