wwe Hell in a cell predictions

(all matches in title importance)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
LAST CHANCE HELL IN A CELL MATCH
 john FUCKING Cena vs Randy FUCKING Orton (AGAIN!)
if orton loses he will not have another shot at the title.
money on: Cena so we dont have to see this fucking match next month!

World heavyweight championship
Hell in a cell
C.M. Punk vs Undertaker
money on:'Taker
Wishful thinking run-in and reveal the next victim of the streak!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
(NON-CELL)
John Morrision vs Dolph Ziggler
Money on: a great match! dont care who wins
Wishful thinking:Please dont have the crowd chant "mr Ziggles"

US CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT
(NON-CELL)
Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger vs The Miz
Money on: Kofis had the belt for a while now so it will change hands...to Swagger! but NEVER to A GOBSHITE FROM A MUSIC STATION THAT DOES NOT PLAY FUCKING MUSIC!

DIVA'S (TOY WOMEN'S) BELT (NON CELL)
(YEAH DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE A CELL MATCH?)
Mickie james vs "Anyomious" Alicia fox
Money on: Fox, so she can get a backstage interview and a backstory we know nothing about her!
is she a heel? is she a face? Was she in toe with La famila all the long? where is Gabriel? what is her motivation for challenging james? what? GOOD GOD WHAT?

SO THATS IT! COME BACK MONDAY FOR THE RESULTS AND DONT FORGET FINALLY THE ROCK WILL COME BACK TO SMACKDOWN!

No surrender results

live from-Forget It!

Tna knockout tag team championship
TAYLOR WILDE AND SARITA VERSION THE BEUATIFUL PEOPLE
as everyone knows by now Love was in the states illegaly and faces a 10 year ban from usa. so Rayne and sky are reunited. i have to say velvet is hot! And Gregory helms dumped that? what is he blind? there is lots a tag in and out. finish is Taylor German suplexing Job-girl Rayne

Winner Taylorita

Ad break:Up looks stupid even for a kids film

Taylorita celebrate in the back. sarita says something in spanish

Eric young vs Hernandez
Eric is interviewed and he is not in his wrestling gear i smell squash
the bell rang...and the bell rang!
winner hernadez
again a squash match just like last month who is booking this oh yeah russo!

Backstage Matt Morgan
BLAH BLAH DNA BLAH BLAH title BLAH BLAH Future BLAH BLAH BLAH!

TNA X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIELS VS SAMOA JOE
....vs ads!

Ad Break:6am Mcdonalds where you can shout at foriegners for fucking up your order first thing in the morning.

where back! and it starts with a tope to the outside back in a neckbreacker gets two for the fallen angel. Crossbody gets countered in a urunage by Joe followed by a....nerve pinch! way to break that stereotype Joe(!)
Power slam by joe. but daniels fight by with a flurry of offense a bulldog gullitine legdrop follow by a split moonsault. Taz calls Joe the Samoan possum. Beuatiful roll through into an ankle bar. followed by a cross-face. Remember C***s B****t! Diamond cutter by Daniels for momentum! cross body hits this time. joe hits a half nelson suplex. chris hits a S.T.O BUT JOE COUNTERS INTO Muscle buster into the angel wings into the Joe-mission!
winner and still x division champion! joe

Ad Break: KANYE WEST IS A GAY FISH!

Fall count anywhere match
THE BLACK POPE ELIJAH BURKE VS "SUICIDAY"
Suicide Attacks burke backstage
suicide into the wall. followed by suicide elbow drop to burke.head bang on the table.follow by a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK BODY DROP! into dumpster.Elijah steals a golf cart(way to break the stereo...etc) Burke sets(up) a table and end comes when sucide misses a legdrop and burke pins him
WINNER:THE BLACK POPE ELIJAH BURKE! great match but lose point for the finish 3/5

ad break:I'M NOT 25% AUSTRALIAN! BUT I DO LIKE BARBEQUE AND SHIT SOAPS!

odb vs Cody Deaner
winner odb 1/5
ad break:are the M Burger suppose to look that tiny!

TNA LEGENDS CHAMPIONSHIP $50,000 Dollar Match
Abyss vs Kevin Nash(C)
Foley out ringside
ad break: what is the big deal about Halo?

there is general hosiness abyss is distracted and jackknife after a tazer shot
Winner Nash!
Ad Break:Real Italian Pizza! Made in Germany

Lockdown
BEER....MONEY! AND 3D VS Mafia and BRITISH INVASION
ENTRANT 1 WILLIAMS
ENTRANT 2 JAMES STORM
ENTRANT 3 MR SKY TV BRUTUS MAGNUS
ENTRANT 4 ROODE
ENTRANT 5 STEINER
ENTRANT 6 DEVON
ENTRANT 7 BOOKER
ENTRANT 8 BUBBA
DOUBLE SUPLEX ON THE ROOF! END COMES BY WAY OF DWI
WINNERS 3D AND BEER MONEY
RATING 6/5 YEAH DAT GOOD!

ad break: no didnt meet my husband at my dating servce i met him through friends like normal people!

backstage rhino
real man dont do mma real men wrestle

RHINO VERSUS BOBBY "TWO PAYCHECKS" LASHLEY
YOU THAY YOUR NAME IS RHINO AND YOUR A WAR MACHINE I  SAY YOUR NAME IS RHINO....AND YOUR A BATHURD!

ad break thoughts: CSI IS AWESOME

TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES VS MATT MORGAN VS STING VS ANGLE VS HERNANDEZ
WINNER STYLES AS FANS AND CONFETTI FLOOD THE RING ANGLE IS HELPED OUT LOOKING DEJECTED

OVERALL: quite the mixed bag!great good and crap but there was something for everyone tonight. one the basis of lockdown and styles back on top THUMBS UP!

winter schedule

all events subject to change

Thursday 24 september-No surrender
1st monday of october-Bogger box office Gamer or Meatballs!
october-hell in a cell
halloween-bogger box office special: nioght of da livin' brain-dead: top 11 scary filliums!
1st monday of november-Bogger box office review
November Bound for glory
November-surivor series
December-mock the week: things you dont want to hear at christmas!
December-bogger box office special its a Kulchie Kinda Khristmas!
December-TLC PPV
December-top 10 christmas repeats worth repeating
(not including any rants i may have)

Breaking point results

13/09/09

BREAKING POINT FROM MONTREAL,QUEBEC, CANADA
So expect HBK to be booed!

Jeri-Show vs Mvp and Mark henry
the last time he was here jericho hit a fan for getting up in his face. so they are booing him.

both mark henry and mvp have mods on there red jumpsuit so they look the same!
so i guess they are a team with matching suits? its jericho vs mvp after a hesitant start i have to say the quality of the live feed sucks! it looks like im watching a speaker-phone.the two useless heaps big men tag in. Big show is over in canada. henry lifts show of his feet. its leads to a double clothesline and tag. quick offence by porter leading to the Ballin' Elbow. Jericho hits the walls but mizark makes the blind tag
this leads to a massive spear by show to mvp. Jericho tries for a snap but mvp LANDS ON HIS FEET WOW! big show hits Knockout punch
Winners: Jeri-show 2/5

Backstage:ORTON'S BITCHES Legacy
i swere if i didnt know my wrestling i would thought that cody was the Gay Brother

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSIP
Kofi Kingston vs the miz
They scrapped Ziggler vs Morrision for this?
winner Kofi 3/5

the offical theme is Unbroken by lynard Skinard. FREEEEBIRD!

Sumission count anywhere
dx vs ORTON'S BITCHES LEGACY
The crowd chanted You screwed bret at Michaels.HHH said it was all hbks fault that got a huge pop from the crowd.Legacys theme sucks i rather listen to baby trying to outcry a smoke alarm.Hbk and Boring fight in the crowd and in the stalls HHH at one instance used the crossface which got an angry reaction from the crowd.next DiBiasie is put through a catering table food fight.in the end Legacy hit a upside figure four to win
WINNER:LEGACY(NO REALLY)
Backstage and orton has an awesome promo as the rarely seen crazy orton. Better than one-syll-a-ble-at-a-time Orton

NEXT MONTH HELL IN A CELL WHERE EVERYMATCH (you should care about ) is a hell in a cell!
KANE KANED KHALI
POINTLESS! 0/5

BACKSTAGE:CM PUNK
PUNK beats up hardy for his arrest and Jimmy wang flickers the light for a rib and gets whoops in his ribs!

ECW CHAMPIONSHIP RETAINED 3/5

Pat patterson come out for some reason! this brings out Ziggler who calls patterson a QQQ-dont do it,COWARD(oh thank god!)and Ziggler kicks patterson in the guts! this brings Morrison out!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena vs Randy orton i quit match
im going to enjoy this!
Cena misses a shoulder tackle and flies out the ring like an idiot!
orton whales in with monitors handcuffs and kendos cena eventually get free uses the STFU (THATS SUBMISSION THATS FUCKING USELESS) FOR THE WIN

WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION:FUCKING CENA
lets just hope there is no rematch in 3 weeks
4/5 because Cena had his ass kicked!


UNDERTAKER VS CM PUNK
Punk audibly said canada sucks! Fight outside to start this off Chairshot to Taker its all taker so far Old school followed by CHOKE SLAM BUT Punk hits a stiff Roundhouse but taker slaps on hells gate
WINNER AND NEW WORLDS CHAMPION: THE UNDERT-
WAIT A MINUTE!
teddy long came out and said that vickies bannd on the hells gate still stands and this match continues
Punk his anaconda vice the ref calls for the bell but taker didnt tap!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION :C.M PUNK
OH MY GOD! VINCE DID IT AGAIN IN MONTREAL A SECOND SCREWJOB!

OVERALL: A SECOND SCREWJOB!!!!???!!??
WHAT A DISAPOINTING SHOW IT DIDNT DELIVER AT ALL! THUMBS DOWN!

Breaking point update

one more match added

United states championship
Kofi kingston vs (sigh) THAT GUY FROM MT-FUCKING-V!
Money: the wrestler to win the wrestling match, not the douche looking for 15 minutes!

why tna is the future of wrestling part 3

the top 11 best of the roster much like the wwe best on the roster.

11. mick foley
there is noting more i can say about foley that you dont know all ready. just keep the humour to a minimum.

10.doug williams
the anarcist is a 20 year vet one of the best finishers in the planet that is cool to say CHAOS THEORY!

9.BEER....MONEY!
For a mashup team at a tournament to one of the most consisent teams on the the roster a shining example of the tag teams strentgh!

8. Eric young
from chicken suit, superheros and falling over himself! its about time he grow some balls!

7.kyoishi
just needs some more tv time

6. Odb
finally won the "knocked-up" championship but needs to lose cody deaner.

5. Rhyno
is a heel because he hit the jobber he was training? how does that work anyway he may join the main event mafia

4.sting
a sting vs aj styles retirement match maybe in the works. that will be a fantasic match

3.taz
i dont think he came just commentate he may lace up the boots once last time!

2 shiek bashir
 you hear his comments on the war last week as he asked who is the real terorist and crowd chanted usa he said yes it is you! brilliant!

1 daniels
just a main event waiting to happen!

Breaking point predictions

with only 6 matches on the card and the show on SUNDAY, expect these matches to be stretch out or new matches added as you know by now all matches in order of importance.

wwe championship
John cena(again) vs Randy orton (again) in an i quit match(AGAIN!!!!)
Money on: cena because a Submission Thats Fucking USELESS is still a Submission!

World heavyweight title
Submission match
C.M. Punk vs Undertaker
Money on:Punk wins,count-out OR DQ...i just dont see 'taker winning and a long fued

Ecw championship
Christian vs William Regal
Money on: PLEASE VINCE, GIVE REGAL ONE WORLDS TITLE REIGN PLEASE!!!

Unified Tag Team championship
Jeri-show vs MVP and Mark henry
money on: Jerishow

dx vs ORTON'S BITCHES LEGACY
submissions count anywhere match
money on: Dibiase turning on Boring

The Great Khali vs Kane
Singapore cane match
money on:Khali

so thats it i'm sure to update you if anymore matches are made most likely a kofi vs swagger vs THAT GUY FROM MTV or a Ziggler vs Morrison match or a Mickie vs Useless SKANK or MicHHHelle vs Melina
 even if there is a womens match its going to be a non submission match even though it is billed as a all submission show.
 whats next all the matches at october's Hell in a Cell show are not all Hell in a cell
That would be stupid considering that tna has and all cage ppv called lockdown and even they're women get down in the cage.

wwe should up their game
all of wwe. wrestlers,divas, managers, writers all of them.
they arent going to win this war this time.

WHY TNA IS THE FUTURE OF WRESTLING PART 2

PART 2 AJ STYLES

everytime i turn on the tv and tna is on as soon as styles makes his entrance from the first chord of his music the crowd goes apeshit!

and why is styles a main-eventer in tna?

simply put: because he wouldnt be in wwe.

i'm serious.

Vince Macmahon only books wrestlers that he likes the look of, to the point of shoving them down our throats. Hulk hogan,test, bobby lashly amd brock lesner where big names in wwe because vince likes the men with muscalar physiques.

even is they can wrestle or not cough*Cena*cough

one thing i have to say though. i just saw everyones favourite injury-feigning jackass MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR .....Anderson(yeah i know it doesnt sound right) playing a computer game with a dog....and the dog was winning!!!!
i mean i said i have a lot of free time, but first flopping in ring,making a crappy film and now playing computer games with a jack russell?
oh with all that important stuff he barely has enough time for wrestling(!) you know the thing that the fans who wanted you to come back from injury....AGAIN!...BECAUSE THEY ONCE BELIEVED IN YOU!
(deep Breath)
ok i'm going to lie down now!
good post though

why tna is the future of wrestling part 1

Part 1-Kurt Angle

if you havent heard angle was arrested last month. but that doesnt diminish the fact that Angle is the greatest wrestler of all time.

the former legitatmite gold medalist is the 3rd man is WWE history to hold the grand slam 1 of 4 the other 3 being shawn micheals,hhh, and Ch**s B****t (you know who it is, but wwe doesnt want you to know or remember so they bleep his name)

angle has gained the respect of wwe even after he left
how can you tell
if you buy the self made propagranda that is WWE magazine, you would know that the editors make fun of former superstars that are now in TNA. for instance, they called Gail Kim when she left a Paper champion (it was they're fault they booked her, an Asian-Canadian as a Korean Stereotype) and called Terry"Rhyno" Gerin, a now reformed alcoholic a "jug-head!"
but Angle is shown in a good light being the subject to many dream matches.

next time i will talk about wrestlings best kept secret, A. J. styles