Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Winter Schedule 2019

Well things are winding down as the summer months peak only to fall. As such, I will have a lot do IRL That will affect the times I have spare to do the dahm THANGS!

A COLD TURKEY-LIKE IT'S WEEKS AFTER CHRISTMAS!

Like I said yesterday, Summerslam was the last wwe ppv i do thing year. By now you know, wwe is heading to BT (British Telephone) Sports. So I am in the process of cancelling my Sky Sports Subscription and in the process of calling Eir (Telefon Ni EIRe) to get BT Sports!

Yeah That's Right!

Irish People have to call an Irish Phone company pretending to be a Tv channel, To get a BRITISH telephone company Pretending to be a tv channel!

that is typical Irish Life!
However, WWE is not the end all and be all! In November I plan to have all the shit together so i can watch MLW'S Saturday night Super Fight in November!

AT LEAST BOGGER BOX OFFICE ISN'T FUCKED OVER!
...Conversely, BBO is going great! Next week Part 3 of The finale to Ticket to Hell will be up to conclude the heavenscar storyline! A new Storyline will start in November- Sabotage By Sleep!


  • Next week-TICKET TO HELL: MILLENNIAL CREATION MYTHS: POKEMON THE MOVIE-ZOROARK, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS PART 3
  • September- Main Street (Subject to Change!)
  • October-Halloween Special (TBA!)
  • November- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Subject to change!)
  • December-Barbie in the Nutcracker (I'm Simply acknowledging that this year the  Barbie franchise is 60 years old this Christmas!)
CODE LYOKO SEASON 2 FINALE REVIEW AND BEYOND!
With the spare time not able to review wwe, I will be able to Continue Code lyoko return to the past. now! However Seasons 3+4 was never shown in Europe, (not even on Pop, whose specialty is cartoons based on Franchises!) So I will be watching the remaining episodes for the first time in essence, So the episodes will be slower out, But They will count to the tally of the Posts which is currently 187! Now you know why some are subject to change!

DA TOO HUNDRAH!
The 200th Post! it will have taken me 11, perhaps 12 years to get there, but i Will get there, It's a secret but it's a film that starred an actor who should be very familiar to all BBO  readers!

 So that's me For 2019!
Follow me on twitter at @realenli and will see all of you very soon!

Monday, August 12, 2019

SUMMERSLAM 2019: MY LAST BSKYB PURCHASED PPV!

Yes this is it! Until the new British tv Deal, I will NOT be reviewing any WWE shows til The Royal Rumble! 5 months cold turkey without a single raw or smackdown! I will speak more about it tomorrow in my winter Schedule! But Until then, Here was last night's summerslam results!

Preshow and Drew Gulak retained the Lollipop Guild Belt, Bliss/Cross retained the Main Event Women's Tag title against the Iiconics, and in a match that had Vince's Fingerprints all over it, Rowan interfered with Buddy Murphy vs Apollo Crews, Because LOOK AT ROWAN! HE'S A BIG, REDWOOD TREE OF A MAN! A REDWOOD TREE, MADE OF BEEF!

To the main show, we opened with Becky Lynch vs Nattie Submission match for the raw women's belt. Naturally Nattie had a big pop, but Becky was not Booed out of the Building, either! Good exchanges, good uses of each other's moves and finishers, but in the end Becky Made Nattie tap out!

And to the surprise of everyone with half a braincell! Oldberg got over on Ziggler. No-sell, Spear, Jackhammer, 1-2-FUCK YOU!

The Goldberg was a shit sandwich as it had a great match before and after it! AJ styles Retained the belt from a game Ricochet. After the match, The Orange County Club Without Bullets took Ricochet out with the Magic Killer!

The crowd did not give 2 Fucks about Ember vs Bayley! They were quite as all hell! Bayley Retains but Ember had lost every match when announced as number one contender so it would nag me to no end if she won last night/This morning!

Change Kevin Owens name to Right Guard, because he made an embarrassing sweaty patch called Shane MacMahon, who of course by virtue of filthy Saudi Money, is best Professional wrestler in the world, last night!

So Trish did the job for Charlotte. Good, that's all I asked! But In some cases Trish needed to be carried because she was rusty. She's in good shape, sure, but she is not on the road anymore! Good Match, just sketchy in some spots!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DOUBLE COUNTOUT FINISH TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP?

Bray's Fiend Gimmick...THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T BLOW IT! New Version of his music, new tron, a fucking creepy Lantern made to look like his severed head! Finn came out as himself,  not as the Demon, which made no sense! I Thought the demon was reserved for the big 5 shows! This is not over!

And with no title changes and a b-show where every title is on the line next month, Of course Seth Rollins was going to win the match, but it was touch and go and it devolved into brawling and weapon shot as usual with Lesner. Seth has become stale as a face. A heel turn is needed, More than Bayley's! Seth is Bland to listen to !

WELL THAT'S IT!
I have a Winter Schedule that will update the ins and outs of my current situation out tomorrow! Despite the above, a plan to get out all the major League wrestling shows out of the way!
Watch this space!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
see you tomorrow!
Peace!



Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Summerslam 2019 predictions

(Pours a Glass of Wine-NON-ALCOHOLIC, I'm not a stereotype!)

Hello everyone, Eamonn Here on a Auspicious Day before the last WWE PPV I review In 2019. I have said this before in a previous post and on twitter so i'll Make this Brief: There will no wwe reviews til the Royal Rumble, that's when the new uk tv deal with British Telecom starts. I will be out of commission for August and Maybe September as buy a hd television and Hd Sky-box. I understand that raw and Smackdown will still be televised in Standard Definition, but I am here to write my Pay-per-view results, and the WWE ppvs will only be shown live in the High Definition Format! I will be making the change after Summerslam, waiting 5 months cold turkey, rather than make the mistake of rushing through the Holiday Months where Electronic Stores and servicemen are at their busiest.

With that out of the way-PART-TIMERS WITH NO RIGHT TO BEING ON A MAJOR PPV!

BEST BELL IN DA UNOVA REGION!
BROCK LESNER (C) VS SETH "DOWN WIF DA KIDZ "ROLLINS
Did you see how stupid Seth looked like with that Backwards Cap? Jesus Christ!
Money on: Lesner, to push Owens...Despite Owens being on Smackdown...i think? #fuckthewildcardrule!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS RANDY ORTON
Spurned by that moment when Randy Called Kofi stupid on worldwide tv for missing his mark for taken the RKO (That was the real reason behind it!) Kofi is no longer that Midcarder with an upside, he's wwe champion.
Money on: Kingston Personally, I think they missed their shot on turning Big E (Still should be Woods, But oh well!)

SUBMISSION MATCH  FOR THE WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (c) VS NATALYA
Home Advantage in Toronto for the Queen of Harts. Friendships THE FECK OUTTA HERE! As Nattie went from Face to Bitch in a Hot Minute! Now what I would to see is a Reverse Screwjob, Where Nattie is given the win after Becky Doesn't Tap out and Canada turning out the Harts. That would be a Bookend, and something noone would expect!

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY (c) VS EMBER MOON!
...I really don't know what they are doing with this Match! Is Ember Heel, are they teasing Bayley to turn heel? Is Sasha coming back?
MONEY ON: BAYLEY I GUESS!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) W/ THE ORANGE COUNTY CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS VS RICOCHET
Yes, Gallows and Anderson no longer have a match because the Uso would rather Do a Real Life Initial D style Tofu Delivery and they have being pulled like the handbrakes should have being before the pigs caught them!
Uso's Mario Kart Obsession Aside, This has DQ Written all over it!

NOT YET CONFIRMED FOR MAIN SHOW, BECAUSE DAMMIT, PAUL, I WOULD RATHER BOOK GOLDBERG'S 60 YEAR OLD SALT AND PEPPERED BEEF! THAN BOOK THE LOLLIPOP GUILD FROM YOUR LITTLE MAN SHOW!
I just hope the new British tv deal contains 205 live, and yeah fuck sky for not televising 205, nxt, THEIR OWN COUNTRY MEN! or the Mae Young classics! as Such I have no Opinion on Drew Gulak vs Oney Lorcan, NEXT!

KEVIN OWENS VS COL. MCSWEATYBOLLUCKS!
IF SHANE LOSES HE LEAVES WWE...
Which means since we are doing a complete rehash of the attitude Era, (Owens using the Stunner and all) means Shane will Win and Owens will be this Ambushing Vigilante like Stone cold when he was screwed by Vince!

THE FIEND VS THE DEMON
I Want Bray's gimmick not to suck, I don't want Elements of Firefly Funhouse in his Entrance, I don't need a Distraction and roll win by Bray after a distraction from the Fucking Puppets! Please creative, It's not a hard ask: DON'T FUCK THIS UP!

TRISH STRATUS GETS A PAYCHECK AGAINST CHARLOTTE
OK, Some of you will call this a "Dream Match", But face it, this match is putting down the rest of locker room!

GUARANTEED TO BE THE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
DOLPH ZIGGLER VS OLDBERG!
Dolph has being very vocal about Goldberg nearly killing undertaker with a botch move At Blood Money 2, Calling out on Goldberg's terrible match as a buzzword for unprofessional. And now we have this match! I'm starting to regret buying a bottle of Non-alcoholic wine!

So that's it!
Summerslam results will hit this blog sometime after 10am BST On monday. Tuesday will my winter schedule, I hope that the change in my viewing arrangements, and upcoming Medicals checkups means i will be ready to review the first episode of AEW Dynamite and MLW Saturday Night SUPERFIGHT!
I will see you on Monday and i'll try to happy, but this show will probably make the mood of the Switchover more Bitter!

PEACE!
ENLI!