Monday, May 21, 2012

WWE OVER THE LIMIT 2012 Quickie

We started the show with this match in progress.
No 1 contenders battle royale for winner's brand secondary belt.
It was won by christian who later defeated Cody Rhodes later that night. Christian is your new I.C champion.

Kofi and R-truth retained against Zig-Swag. I don't like that these 2 former and future world champs are demoted to the tag division. He's hoping Dolph takes Zack Ryder up on his offer.

Layla defeated Beth AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN ON THAT DAY!

Sheamus defeated ADR, Bore-ton and Chris Jericho in a match so boring, i fell asleep. I woke to see the last five seconds of Brodus Clay squashing GOBSHITE FROM MTV! With Miz being recently and solely blamed for wm27's failure. It's about time Miz should realises that he Never belonged in the wrestling ring.

After those's turkeys, It was NO BULLSHIT TIME! as Punk and Bryan contested the best half hour of wrestling all year! If didn't see the match, SHAME ON YOU! for missing a classic. Punk won amid controversy, he rolledup the YES! LOCK and tapped as the ref's hand counted the fall. It's not over between these 2, that i can promise you.

RySUCK defeated El Actually-o ASamoan-o (Camarcho). Please explain what is Ryback's alignment? Is he face because of the canned cheers? or is heel for the way he destroys people.

And Big show returned to Swerve Cena to save Johnny Ace's job. I'm sure the explaination given to Show lastest Turn(You can set your watch to these turns, they are so predictable.) was Ace promising his job back if he took out Cena. The match itself was a full blown comedy skit, With bell shots, water poured down Ace's trousers (Real Mature, Cena! No Wonder The Wife Left You!), and Fire extinguishers. But you know by now that if a heel is threatened by being fired,  he wont be.We Are Not Stupid, Vince!

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