Thursday, October 24, 2013

A RICH IDIOT'S DADDY'S MONEY PRESENTS...BOUND FOR GLORY. AND IDIOCY. BUT MOSTLY GLORY.

We started halfway through the 4 team gauntlet match. To my shock and irritation, BLOWmance, the team of Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! Became number 1 contenders. How bad is Jesse Godderz still? This was a guy months ago Botched a Distraction. This time, he botched...A club to the back.

He lightly tapped Eric Young.
And Eric Young Ran into the ropes like he was shot out of a cannon. But the bullshit won't end with them yet...

First official match of the pay-per-view, As always the x division was the starter. In the first ever 5 man Ultimate x match. Speaking of firsts, it was Jeff Hardy first and he took to it like a duck to water. After a distraction when Sabin threw Velvet into the ring. sabin grabbed the belt. Yeah, Dixie has turned another original after a short title reign into a heel. Just because Aries feels more comfortable as a heel, doesn't mean you can use the same gimmicks on a yearly rotation.

Tag team ChampionSHIT. Jersey Whore and Jesse Gobshite are the tag team champions. The only bright side? Bad influence may turn face. or not. but they are gunning for the titles. After saying exactly what i just said about the tandem of turkeys, Abyss "returned"

It was not a hallowe'en show as it might as when have being in the Knockouts Championship. Gail and her new nose came as the bride of Frankenstein, Brooke came as a porn version of Victoria Justice, and Odb, who my dad is convinced is a man, (she's not.) looked like she was smuggling pumpkins. 2 at a time. Gail kim became champion once more with help of the 2 mont- I MEAN YEARS! veteran, Lei'D Tapa. I like this idea of pairing the two. Tapa is as green as catshit, and stinks as much!

Kurt Angle, who after his DUI declined induction into the hall of fame, Was defeated, but only just, in a match of the year candidate against Bobby Roode. Roode won by mustering the last scrap of consciousness to pin Angle. Angle refused a strechter and walked out.

Ethan (now fully called Ethan Carter the "nephew" of Rich Idiot) Bet a Jobber in a stupid match that did not belong in the marquee event.

After 3 different ad breaks the Magnus sting match was only 2 minutes long. Magnus won but left to celebrate, leaving his mentor behind. Could a Heel turn be in the cards?

Finally A.J Styles won the world's title from Bully Ray, Who is becoming paranoid. He also did a great promo, to show his loss of sanity, it sounded like he was talking to Devon, D'lo and Kennedy, all gone from the aces and eights, but he was infact talking into a empty room. After tearing the ring up and exposing the boards,a backfire from Rich Idiot, gave Styles a chair to get the gold.

Well, That's it! That's it for a whole year! No Results until Janurary 4th. But if you want to keep in touch, My twitter is @saveusPOE. Bogger box office will remain updated until December.

Monday, October 7, 2013

wwe battleground quickie: uninteresting, unimaginative and Underwhelming(wHHHo Booked tHHHis sHHHit?)

(sigh!....)
I didn't want to end this years wwe coverage like this but....

Results for lasts nights run through the motions before Survivor Series...

Thanks to wrestleTalk tv 2 hours previous. I learned that Rvd is taking time off due to nagging Injuries. But still risked his body with pure abandon in a losing effort against Del Rio. Del rio remains World Champion.

Last night we had a moment that will be viewed until it's viral! The CeseroSpin on the 7 foot 400 pound Great Krappi! that moment was the matches saving grace.

Intercontinental champion was Boring. Don't believe me? ask the crowd who chanted Boring throughout.

Aj Lee destroyed Brie Bella, last night. Both Bellas can't seem to sell any facial ticks to convey any emotion. But i suspect it's due to having so much Botox, their blood type is Collagen.

Match of the night, The Rhodes brothers got their jobs back against the shield, Cody even added new moves to his repetoire on the fly, Love to see that. Wrestling like any sport should have progression and for someone like Cody who i've mocked for years for having a limited moveset, was great to see.

WHHHo did Kofi Kingston piss off to go from being drafted back and front for secondary belts to Jobber to the stars? Wyatt broke the Brown Tongue Brigade Member in half.

Punk's Roaring Rampage against Paul Heyman continues as against all odds, he defeated Ryberg in a no Dq match.

As I predicted the match for the wwe championship ended in a draw. or rather a No contest, when Big Slow Linkara Punched both Bryan and Orton. the wwe championship continues to be in abeyance.

And that was my last wwe ppv result for this year. Join me in 2 weeks when I finish the year off with bound for glory results. Or if you want to tweet between now and then my address  is @saveusPOE or search for TGWTGEamonn.

Friday, October 4, 2013

final card for battleground

This sunday will be the last wwe show I Review this year. And given how no advertising, publicity or Imaginitive Booking went into this show, It'll be only remembered as that!

All matches in Descending Importantance.

Match for the Vacant wwe Championship
Daniel Bryan gets screwed by-I mean Versus BLANDY BORETON
Come on, Like you didn't notice that this show is now for free in Britain and Ireland? This is now because of people worldwide, not just those who saw it on Cox Sports in America, demanding their Money back after Night of Champions. Bryan won that night, on a fast count, Only for him to be striped of the title the next night. There are talks to turn this match into an iron man match and have a time limit draw with equal wins for each man. Either way, this will not be over until Team Bryan vs Team Orton at Survivor series.
Money on: Bore-ton!

Match we've already seen for free!
WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ADR(c) VS RVD
I suppose since we won't have a wwe title change, that we should at least change one titleholder. otherwise bringing back rvd from IMPASST RASSILIN! Would have being pointless.
Money on: RVD

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
CURTIS AXEL (C) VS R-TRUTH
R-truth has earned this title shot because...er....erm....well.....BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE?
MONEY ON: MOMENT OF THE MOMENT OF AXEL WINNING!

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
CODY RHODES AND GOLDUST VS THE SHIELD(C)
They'll get their jobs back! why? because shop zone is selling cody's new t-shirt he wore on Raw!
MONEY ON: SAFEST BET Rhodes/Goldie

DIVAS TITLE MATCH
AJ LEE (C) VS BELLA SKANK#2
Despite the Verbal Diarrhea that Michael Troll sprouted a few weeks ago, Aj Lee Is not Jealous of the cast of Total(ly Pointless) Divas! It should be the other way around. You should only be a wrestler or any kind of sportsperson for that matter, with the clear goal of being world champion! Sure you might say wealth or respect or admiration or fame, but those things are more abundant with the mantle of Champion. And Lee will prove that point On Sunday night/Monday morning!
Money on:Lee

C.M Punk Versus Ryberg
Are they turning Heyman and RyBitch into a gay couple? The way they are acting you think they are. Be that as it may, there is talks of a Team Punk versus Team Heyman, whether they can get brock Lesner in time or not
Money on:Too close to call, I'll say RoidBack

Kick off match
Dolph ziggler vs Damien Sandow.
I'm not too sure wwe is completely behind Sandow having the mitb, but this will be a good match. too bad i will only read the results of the twitter feed.
Winner Sandow

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