Tuesday, March 27, 2012

THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLMANIA: FINAL WAVE OF PREDICTIONS!

OVERBOOKED 2012!
TEAM LAURINITAUS
  • David SHITunga
  • Jack Swagger
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • Mizark Hungry
  • GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
  • And Drew Mcintyre(with John Laurinitaus, vickie guerreurro and twin skank#1
vs Team Long
  • Santino (US CHAMPION)
  • Zack Ryder
  • kofi kingston
  • The great khali
  • r-truth
  • and Booker T(with teddy long, hornswoggle,aksansa and Twin Skank#2)
Breaking news! Christian is out of wrestlemania due to reagrravating an ankle injury during the weekend causing him to be replaced by CELEBRITY ATTENTION WHORE! Alberto is not on the injured list but will not be back in time from the PR tour in Peurto Rico. Mysterio is still injured and won't heel in time. Am i Angry that Miz has a match? no! because it's a throwaway match. No-one will remember it. and i'm pretty sure most involved will be futured endevoured by years end.

well that's it join me monday for all the fallout from Sundays Wrestlemania 28!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Victory road quickie!(re:are you sure Russo Got fired?)

(sigh)
Why do i even bother to stay up and report it when its shown THREE DAYS After America?
Anyway Storm bet Bubba in half a minute.
Aries retained against Zima Ion. I love that Zima has being transformed into the most hated man in Wrestling.

Eric Bischoff started a fued with Jerermy Borash of all people! If this becomes a match i will pack in watching Impact for good!

Devon defeated Robbie E with an assist from Brooke Hogan of all people! Devon is your new tv champion

In another Title bout, Crimsonberg turned on matt Bore-gan in a swerve you could see from space. Joe and Magnus (who need a team-name!) retain.

Despite having an entire roster of ready and hungry contenders Gail kim CURB-STOMPED Madison The Jobber! I mean Maddie GOT PWNED!!!!!!!

Angle defeated Hardy in a world class bout.

and finally, in the worst finish I have ever seen in a wrestling match, Sting KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT on a steel chair delivering the Scorpion Death-drop! the match wasn't even a title match! It makes the champion look weak and it makes its opponent (even one as expierienced as sting!) Look amatuerish!

Well thats it! i will have news on the 12 man tag as soon as all members are revealed!

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Friday, March 16, 2012

THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLMANIA:THIRD WAVE OF PREDICTIONS!

New match signed

NON-TITLE DIVAS TAG MATCH!
Poor Beth Phionex! This time last year at Waste-of-a-mania she was buried and used in a comedy stint. Upon turning heel she was become champion and has being on a tear, But as i said they had to turn compentent heels like tamina face and somehow Nattie's disrespectful flatulence gimmick is to turn her also.
But Beth has no competion. Kong is a new mother,Tamina had her shot, AJ is a heel as is Nattie and Naomi who came second in NXT 3  IF YOU REMEMBER is a dancer! so who is left?

Sigh.....
BETH PHIONEX AND EVE "BOTCH" TORRES VS KELLY KELLY AND SOME SKANK FROM E!

REALLY? YOU'RE DOING THE CELEBRITY PARTICPATION THING AGAIN?
OKAY SNOOKI IN A MATCH IS ONE THING! WE KNOW WHO SNOOKI IS IN IRELAND!
WE DON'T KNOW WHO MARIA MENTOS OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS...IS! WHO IS SHE? YOU ARE A GLOBAL COMPANY AND YOU ARE BRODCASTING, NOT JUST SOME SKANK THAT HAS NO BUSINESS IN YOUR RING BUT GOING AGAINST YOUR CHAMPION!
HOW DISTRESSING WILL IT BE FOR FEMALE FANS TO SEE A WOMEN WHO HAS TO WEAR A BIKINI TO RAISE RATINGS GO AGAINST A WOMEN WHOSE GIMMICK IS PURE FEMINISM!
ARE YOU SURE VINCE IS NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE?
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLEMANIA! SECOND WAVE OF PREDICTIONS

This is an update as of wednesday 14th of march.

NEW MATCH SIGNED!

RANDY ORTON VS KANE
I don't like them.
I hate Now hate everything about Orton. His slow, Runs-on-battries ring walk, his one-word-a-milliea promos. and the Roster screwing mega-push that made Christian who busted his ass last year to become champ, only for orton to make his run as champ for 2 days!

And then there's Kane...
Everytime I see this tired, immobile slab of meat get pit on the shelf, we think he is done. but then we have to watch through crappy vignettes to realises he's coming back.
And he comes back...Stronger than ever and more irritating...
Like Thrush Or Something!
Anyway, My prediction for Kane Loses to...I mean, versus Orton.....WORK IT OUT!

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Monday, March 5, 2012

THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLEMANIA-FIRST WAVE OF PREDICTIONS!

(this post is only predicting the outcomes of the signed matches as of the first week of march only.as according to offical wwe sources.and televised announcements)

THE ROCK VS JOHN FUCKING CENA!
1 third of 'mania's triple Main Event, Its the Rock versus the Fruity pebble, the Bramha Bull vs the Bramha Bullshit! It's the Marine vs the Tooth Fairy! this time exactly 10 years ago. the rock lost to that old Hack Hogan to put him over! However hogan came back to (snigger!) wrestle. Rock is not back on the roster. So why would he put himself over when he is leaving to film again? Despite this it's in his home town so unless they want to pull a Jim Ross in Miami. expect the rock to lay the smackdown on J.F.C'S MAN-GINA

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Now this is going to be something special also! C.M. Punk the man who this last year was at the crux of telling McMahon to take his job and shove it, is headlining the main-event. His opponent? Chris jericho, possibly the best Canadian wrestler in the past decade (except for that guy we can't mention!). Jericho believes that everyone has rip-off him in someway. and the main person doing it is punk. I think punk will win simply because Jericho is leaving AGAIN. This time to play in his band that is supporting a bigger band, or to runner-up in a game-show or host a game-show that will get axed in its first season.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!(YES! YES!YES!YES!)
Ironically this match was on the card last year but was cancelled in lieu to that michael cole/Jerry Lawler debacle! Our man Sheamus will take on the increasingly heelish Daniel Bryan. This will be a very high octane clash, and one with a sense of importance. As you know there is a storyline that Johnny ace is wanting to dethrone Teddy long and become Double GENERAL MANAGER! And both men has picked sides so this match, that will go either way,will most likely change the battlefield completly.

THE STREAK!
HELL IN A CELL!
HHHVS UNDERTAKER III!
Every year , for the past 4 years, i have said Undertaker the easiest bet i ever made. That was until we saw those leaked photos of undertaker, Bald, grey Old and tired, Its was a shock to many. And the focus of Taker's gimmick is now that is finding opponents that could end his streak, not being retailiated after they cost him a title match like every single other match in the streak. this will be the second time the cell will be at mania, the winner of the first match? taker! the man with most hell in the cell experience? HHH! EXPECT IT TO ROUGH! EXPECT IT TO BE BLOODY!

EXPECT IT TO STEAL THE SHOW!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BORING DASHING JUST PLAIN CODY RHODES VS GOLDDUST BIG SHOW!
So Dustin is denied his Last Hurrah, And Big slow will be facing Rhodeth! Cody has being getting on our collective nerves with his embarrassing Big show moments vignettes, Showcasing the tomfoolery that goes into booking show for 10+ years straight.
I predict that show's  big Linkara Punch will correct Cody's lisp by the night end!