WWE SUPER SHOWDOWN: A DINGO ATE MY BABY!

So it has come to October. The Light is turned off, The Sticks put away, the Table is flipped and the Curtains are closed. The last card is Dealt, the last order delivered and the last horse has made it over the finish line.

As i plan to walk home and put my feet up in some comfy slippers, I have one last thing to do...Review Super Showdown, my last review of 2018!

Australians are a very huge fanbase and were loud through-out! The opener was the smackdown tag title match against The New day and The Bar, The trio of champions repped by Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston Tonight, and this seldom seen teaming won with a new finisher, and Backstabber into Surfboard stretch/Double foot stomp!

Becky lost the Smackdown Women's match by dq, after She hit Charlotte Flair with the belt to escape the Figure 8 . If the idea was to make Charlotte likable, it didn't help that she screamed "My Title!" in a Gollum Voice!

Next was Elias and Kevin Owens job to...I MEAN VERSUS! John Cena and Bobby Lashley. John Cena has being hitting the bottle of Just For Men real hard, And they both Cena back just so he can reveal...A SIXTH MOVE OF DOOM, Some Weird Punch that have a Mandarin name, That made me Hungry!

WAIT THE SHIITE-CONICS ACTUALLY WON A MATCH?
 
Also one thing i noticed is that when asuka's ring-gear gets exposed to the Blacklight of Naomi's entrance it looks like Asuka is only dancing in just a thong and garters!

The WWE championship was intense, if a little too long! It all started with a staredown after the long walk to the ring by Joe was cut off by Aj's music. So EITHER it was an ad lib but both men had a staredown until my met and brawled each other. Samoa Joe and Aj styles put out all the stops, even breaking out the Spiral Tap, The Island Driver and The Muscle Buster! Still Styles Retains!

"And then Nikki Said "So What if I broke up with John?, I got this job from my own merits!"

Also The Riott Squad deserves better!

And AFTER THAT we had the reason this crowd was all here, to see the Hometown Boy, Buddy Murphy do good as he faced Cedric Alexander for the Cruiserweight Title! They gave this match a good 10 minutes. After Murphy's Law the Aussie crowd exploded!

That meant that the crowd was just spent over the next matches, Dean teased turning on his shield brothers but trolled us all, Bryan quickly pinned GOBSHITE FROM MTV! SO We could have all the time put to the Main event -HUNT-UH VERSUS-UH UND-UH TAK-UH! FUH THE LAST TIME EV-UH!

This match so plodding and slow-paced, i could not keep my attention on it! All the air was released in that catharsis that was the Cruiserweight championship match that nothing was ever going to top that! oh and triple h won but Undertaker and Kane attacked him, and Shawn Michaels and we all know what the main event on the Saudi Propaganda show now is!

Well 2018, THAT'S IT!

I will not have another post here til The Predictions post for the Royal Rumble. I will have reviews of the 1000th smackdown, Evolution and (Maybe?)  Survivor Series on my Tumblr Page, enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com. I will NOT be reviewing Crown Jewel due to Polictial Beliefs! But until 2019 This blog is locked-down. Please show you continued support by reading the posts and follow me on Twitter @RealEnli 

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 10: BREXIT STAGE LEFT!

So after 10 weeks, Wos wrestling comes to a close. It has being a mixed bag of a series, Sublime Matches overshadowed by a shallow roster, Censoring of Costumes, Inane Camera Cuts, and executive Meddling to push it at different times without warning.

If there is a season 2, i would like itv to learn from this season...and GIVE IT A REST WITH THE CAMERA CUTS!

Only 2 matches again this week, but they are both title matches!

After going to an ad break 10 minutes in, We had our first Title Match, a tag title match. Between the Champions Kip Sabian and Iestyn Rees and Grado vs Bulldog Jnr.

Grado and Bulldog Jnr. are the new WOS Tag Team Champions. And so Grado's story has being bookended. Losing Gold in week 1 and winning Gold in week 10.

After a Video Package. (Oh now you're producing like a wrestling show! IT ONLY TOOK YOU 9 WEEKS IN A 10 WEEK SHOW!) We come to Our 40 minute Main event, we have building up to this for weeks and Now it's time!

WOS WRESTLING BRITISH CHAMPIONSHIP
JUSTIN SYSUM VS RAMPAGE(C) W/ CJ BANKS AND SHA SAMUELS

After Stalling with his gang, Rampage tries to ambush Sysum, but the man they call "Superhuman" is ready! After a couple of heavy blows, Sysum goes for a crossbody, then a Vertical Suplex, Sysum showing he that Agility and Raw Strength that he used last week to body-slam the 500 pound Crater! But In his hubris, Rampage counters A leapfrog into a Double A spinebuster! Sysum Staggers to ropes for Respite and is ambushed by The Rampage Gang. Head Ref Steve Linski, as we are told by Stu Bennett, has being given special orders not to call a DQ and to have a decisive finish, Bans the Rampage Gang from Ringside! As the ref is distracted Rampage Blindsides Justin and sends him flying to the outside to be counted out. Sysum gets back in at 8. Clothesline catches Rampage off Guard, but a spinebuster by the Champion kills all of Sysum's Momentum. Side Headlock by the Champion, but Justin stand out and irish whips Rampage into a dropkick! Foldaway Slam by The champ, another whip but Sysum hits that Corkscrew Clothesline. a close 2 count after the finisher. Uranage by Rampage. Superplex by the champion as the ring is starting to warp and groan under the pressure! Suplex on the outside Rampage pulls out the Ring Steps to use it as a weapon, But instead Justin uses it as launchpad for a Clothesline, and the match returns to ring. Rampage stamps on Sysum as he crawls in and picks him up for a Sidewalk Slam. Banks Comes out from back Stage to attack Sysum, who turns into a Big Boot from Rampage! Corkscrew Clothesline again, but Banks pulls the ref's Leg! Tope Suicida takes out Cj Banks. Oklahoma Stampede by The champion gets 2. Sysum again goes for the Corkscrew, But he takes out the ref by Accident. Sha Samuels goes out and exposes a turnbuckle as the ref comes to and sees Sha. Fisherman's Suplex by Rampage but the Ref is throwing Sha out. Big Kick by Justin takes out Linski again! A second Ref comes out, Rampage goes to whip Justin but he instead hits the Exposed Turnbuckle. Corkscrew once more and Sysum ascends to the top corner for the 450 Splash....
WINNER AND NEW BRITISH CHAMPION: JUSTIN SYSUM

After the match. Rampage Refuses to let GM Bennett give the belt over, so Bennett Decks him One!

WELL THAT'S IT!
IF THERE IS A SEASON TWO AFTER THIS TOUR OF BRITAIN, I WILL DEFINITELY DO REVIEWS AGAIN.
 Join me next week for The Last Review of the Year-Super Showdown!