Tuesday, August 17, 2010

WWE ROSTER EVALUATION! PART 2 SMACKDOWN

Alberto del rio
real name:Alberto Rodriguez
yet to debut superstar calls hiself the honestman. jericho called he wants his gimmick back!

Beth Phionex
real name: beth cardiee(sic)
From:new york
finishers:cradle suplex,glam slam
Pros: best womens wrestlers on the roster
cons:promos lag a bit, but wrestling makes up for it.

Big show
real name:paul wight
from:tampa florida
Finishers:chokeslam,final cut 1,colassial clutch,cobra clutch backbreaker,Linkara punch
Pros:veteren
cons:changes alignment more than a women changes clothes.

Chavo Guerrero
from el paso texas
finishers:tornado ddt, frog splash.
pros: legandary upbringing.
cons:its a jobber thanks to hornswoggle.

Chris Masters
real name:chris mordesky
from: l.a
finishers: masterlock, wheelbarrow suplex
pros: backstage, is a class act. in dublin a little girl didnt have an annual but he bought her a figure and signed it
cons. needs a title runs.

Cody Rhodes.
real name:cody runnels.
Finishers:boring drill(cross rhodes) cure for insomnia(ddt)
from:marrietta georgia.
pros:chemists should turns his dna into an insomnia cure.
cons:i hate his gimmick, and him he cant wrestle. he got everything because he is dustys kid.

Dolph ziggler.
real name:nick nememth.
from:dayton ohio.
pros:great amatuer wrestler.
cons:sleeper isnt a bone-fide finisher.

Drew Mcintyre
real name:drew galloway.
from:scotland
pros:handpicked by vince but...
cons: it has made him high matinence.

Hornswoggle
real name:dylan postl
from seattle
finisher:tadpole splash.
pros: popular with kids.
coms: smarks hate him with a passion!

Jack swagger
real name: jake hager.
from: perry oklamhoma.
finisher.gutwrench powerbomb
pros.living the young mans dream:weath fame and a pornstar wife!
cons:his lisp makes him sound stupid!

JTG
Real name:jason peyton
from:new york
finisher:mugshot, shout-out
pros:i dont have any!
cons:his gimmick sets off my Racist Alarm.

kane
real name:glen jacobs
from:memphis,tennesee.
finisher:chokeslam
pros:marquee name
cons: middle of the road career.

kelly kelly
real name:barbie blank(irony is delicious!)
from:tampa
finisher:fame-asser
pros:she got big tits
cons: wouls have to think to be an idiot!

kofi kingston
real name:kofi sarkodi-mensa
from:boston mass(born in ghana)
pros:top-mid carder
cons:needs more respect from management.

Layla el
from Miami(and NOT England. hence the FAKE accent!)
finisher: crap looking neckbreaker.
pros:BIG TITZ!
CONS:SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!

Luke Gallows.
from Bullhead county,Maryland
Finisher:flapjack,gallows pole.
pros:write this down gallows will be the breakout star to watch.
cons:its really not your gimmick,is it luke?

matt hardy
from cameron,north carlina
finisher:twist of fate.
pros:popular.
cons:"fat" hardys weight issues.

Michelle McCool
from palatka,florida
finisher:the not styles clash
pros:lets face it she'll never be fired!
cons:enjoy these nicknames!
MCRIB
MCTOOL
MCFAIL
MCTAKER
McVegetative State,
and my own, Phenom Phucker!

MVP
real name:aziz aman(born alvin burke)
pros:rolemodel
cons: needs a fued!

rey mysterio
real name:oscar gutriziz
from;san diego.
finisher:619
pros:extremely popular with kids. especially his masks.
cons: exploiting eddies guerreros death.

rosa mendes
real name:milenna rouka
finisher:sideslam,bow and arrow.
pros?men show of hands who would?
cons:she is nothing but a job girl.

Serena Deeb
finisher:kick to the ribs.
pros:decent in the ring and on the mic.
cons:we don't know much about her.

Shad Gaspard
from:new york
Finisher:Thugnifience
pros: big
cons: sent down to florida to be repackaged.

Tiffany
real name:taryn terrel
from:florida
finisher:big boot(really?)
pros former genaral manager but...
cons: SHES SOLDZ ECW 4 MAGIK BEANZ!

Undertaker
real name:mark calloway
From:housten texas
finisher:tombstone,chokeslam,last ride,hells gate.
pros:tenured and respected superstar
cons:career is made of sporadic bursts.

Vickie Guerrerro
from:El Paso
role:consultant
pros:can draw heel heat easily.
cons: her part in eddiesplotation angle.
TEAMS

The Dudebusters
Members:trent baretta and caylen croft
Real names:Greg Marasciulo and Kris Pavone.
Finisher:Youth in Revolt
pros: young charismatic team
cons:wwe doesnt care about teams

gatecrashers:
members:vance archer and curt hawkins.
real names:lance hoyt and n/a
finisher:mask of sanity slipping(archer) heatseeker(hawkins)
pros:being pushed.
cons: both jobbers.