In the Steel cage match, Bryan was lucky to fall from big show's grip, rather than i don't know-be booked to WRESTLE!
The heel divas won against the face divas in an 8-person tag. Beth and Nattie did all the work as the Bellas seemed more occupied with the cumbersome ribbons in their hair.
Kane vs Cena was deemed a no contest, when Kane destroyed Zack Ryder again.
drew was squashed by brodus. I can't believe how over Clay is.
Ziggler gave it his all but was unsuccessful in reaching his goal against C M Punk. it was such a good match. Laurinitaus, fearing his job safety was forced to call it down the middle.
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRANT#1 GOBSHITE FROM MTV
Best rumble ever! There'll be no repeat of "Waste-of-A-Mania" this year.
ENTRANT#2 ALEX RILEY
...And in 2 seconds riley is eliminated.
ENTRANTS 3 AND 4 WERE R-TRUTH AND CODY RHODES
Beuatiful disaster on Truth.
ENTRANTS 5 AND 6 WERE GABRIEL AND PRIMO
Truth is eliminated but gives miz the Little Jimmy to the outside.
ENTRANT#7 MICK FOLEY
Primo is eliminated
ENTRANT#8 Making an entrance in a busted up Datsun. and using his boss' music
RICARDO RODRIGUEZ
This is ricardo's face turn. he bet up rhodes to seal it. and elimed justin
ENTRANT#9 SANTINO
Ricardo is eliminated.
ENTRANT#10 EPICO
Miz and rhodes are back in and foley epico and santino are eliminated.
ENTRANT #11 KOFI KINGSTON
and hits the Boom drop.
ENTRANT #12 JERRY LAWLER
Fist drop and then he is eliminated, returning to the announcer table.
NEXT 3 ZEKE, MAHAL AND OUT FOR REVENGE ON HIM, KHALI
Jinder is eliminated. then zeke.
HUNICO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY BOOKER T
Kofi is thrown out but does a handstand to stay in!
NEXT 2 DOLPH AND HACKSAW!
Hacksaw is eliminated then booker and khali.
ENTRANT 20: MICHEAL "ATOMIC HEATZ" COLE
ENTRANT 21: KHARMA And Cole is eliminated then Hunico.
but then she's eliminated
ENTRANT 22: SHEAMUS
Kofi is eliminated.
ENTRANT 23-26 WERE ROAD DOGG, JEY USO, THWAGGER, BARRETT.
Dogg is eliminated
NEXT ARE DAVID SHITUNGA & BLANDY BORE-TON
Double rope ddt
Uso and barrett are done.
NUMBER 29: CHRIS JERICHO
Shitunga is eliminated
AND FINALLY THE BIG SHOW AT 30!
ORDER OF FINAL ELIMS.
SWAGGER
RHODES
MIZ!
ZIGGLER
SHOW
ORTON
JERICHO
WINNER OF THE 2012 RUMBLE: SHEAMUS HAS BECOME THE FIRST IRISH MAN AND FIRST EUROPEAN TO WIN THE RUMBLE, BUT DONT COUNT OUT JERICHO JUST YET!
SO THE SMACKDOWN MAIN EVENT FOR WRESTLEMANIA IS IRONICLY THE MATCH THEY CANCELLED LAST YEAR!
SHEAMUS VS DANIEL BRYAN(C)
I DOUBT THEY WILL TURN THAT INTO A DVD EXTRA!
Well that's it!
Monday, January 30, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
THE FLIPPIES 2011
It's that time of year again where we look back at the year past and ask...what Gobshite tought Michael Cole wrestling was a good idea?
Yes its the return of my awards post the flippies. and we start with a new Simpsons-theme award.
DOCTOR MONROE WAS SICK!
(RETURN OF THE YEAR: THE ROCK)
When the wwe website revealed that Mania was going to have a host, the entire IWC groaned with indifference. the rumour was Justin bieber was to perform. So when the rocks music roared through the arena the crowd came unglued.Despite an absence of 7 years. Johnson had the same energy and charisma that his rival john cena would kill for.
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION
(FUNNIEST THING OF THE YEAR: Z! TRUE LONG ISLAND STORY)
With nothing more than a camera, his friends and i guess $20 dollars worth of props, Zack showed us that if given the screen time, he can be entertaining. the massive cult following turned the one-time jobber into an internet star and eventually the current (at time of writing) U.S. champ. It just goes to show that if you put your heart into believing in something, that it pay-off big time in the long run.
WORST.EPISODE.EVER!
(STUPIDEST THING THIS YEAR)
I should put Michael Cole. but i was going to induct a promo when Brie was champion who said she wanted to draft all her competition to smackdown,despite the fact that the Diva's belt is DUAL-BRANDED! It had to be stupidity incarnate to top that! so this ham-fisted manouver wins . It is of course...
MATT HARDY FAKES SUICIDE ON FACEBOOK!
To all wrestlers following in Z-ryde's footsteps. Don't become Fatt Lardy! the former Impact wrestler lost his job by posting message which fans deemed suicidal. Even his closest friends were worried that Lardy had gone to all night diner in the sky.Hardy was fined for Misdeminour wasting police time.
But the stupidy from hardy didnt stop this year. 3 months ago hardy was photoshopped-imean photographed naked with new girlfriend Reby sky. Many people didn't think it was him but i'm convinced it was.
His Rolls where covering her boobs!
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(best exit or most awesome thing)
HUNT-UH VERSUS UND-UH TAK-UH...10 YEARS LATE-UH!
Despite me calling it Waste-of-a-Mania by me on wrestling united, One match was fun to watch. And if you thought that a match between 2 top draws and not for any title would be a phoned-in affair...
you were sadly mistaken!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR)
EDGE RETIREMENT
Admit it! you never saw it coming!
After retaining the title at mania and keeping ADR'S Destiny at bay, the fact that the next night edge came out in street clothes was a worrying sight.
And we were right to be worried.
As Edge's Pelvis was so damaged, if it took another heavy knock, he could be paralysed, In a wheelchair or worst case scenario,Dead. but for his services in the ring it had being announced that Edge is the first inductee into the WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS 0F 2012!
THE HOMER(WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
Despite James storm,Bobby Roode and ADR Having their first world's title reigns and a consistant string of 4-5 star matches all year, 2011 was Year of The Punk! With his contract expiring Punk came down and Shot a Promo so legendary, Veterern Sports hack Jim Rome thought it was real! Yeah it was a worked shoot, but admit it! you enjoyed every minute of it!
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
MICHAEL COLE
It started innocently enough.To build up the identity of the General Manager(who was anticlimaticly revealed to be johnny ace!) Mick Cole The Dick-hole became drunk on power. all year Cole has annoyed,enraged and embarrassed fans who payed €22 this year to watch "WASTE-OF-A-MANIA" on box office. From having a man-crush on GOBSHITE FROM MTV!,to being a total mark for wwe whenever Daniel Bryan had an iota of success. While the push to announce on both shows seems to be permanent, Please cole stick to announcing. IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT! BARELY!
THE MARGE
(BEST WOMEN WRESTLER)
Congrats to Beth phionex, the most strongest most beutiful flower to grow from the pot of dirt that is Women wrestling in this decade. Expect a long reign and a face turn from compentant heels like Tamina and Nattie just to make the title mean something again. But that what happens when you give the title to the likes of Kelly, Eve "Botch" Torres, and Brie bella (all three who may or may not have f**ked Johnny ace for their jobs!) honourable mentions for gail kim, Nattie and A.J Lee. no-one else did anything of merit this year.
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE)
FOR THE SECOND YEAR RUNNING ITS THE BELLA TWINS
But don't worry girls, i heard Hooters is STILL rehiring!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME!
(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
MICHELLE MCTAKER QUITS VIA TWITTER!
Fellow members of the IWC! WE HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD CAREERS LIKE ZACK'S, WE ALSO HAVE THE POWER TO TEAR THEM DOWN!
In a move that will eventually see her quit the 'E in spectacular form! Michelle mcCool joined twitter. was illundated by tweets that stated the obvivious that marriage to taker has gave backstage power and her long title reign was due to her abusing that power rather than beating her opponents. (how many times this year did she win due to interference from Layla,Dq or Count-out? too many too count) Despite saying that she has left due to "a pile-up of injuries". the I.WC Can say that the quality of wrestling has went up a notch. To Notch 1. Ces't la vie.
Drop me a line at http://www.youtube/user/ThePathofenlightment
And will see you soon for results on the royal rumble.
Yes its the return of my awards post the flippies. and we start with a new Simpsons-theme award.
DOCTOR MONROE WAS SICK!
(RETURN OF THE YEAR: THE ROCK)
When the wwe website revealed that Mania was going to have a host, the entire IWC groaned with indifference. the rumour was Justin bieber was to perform. So when the rocks music roared through the arena the crowd came unglued.Despite an absence of 7 years. Johnson had the same energy and charisma that his rival john cena would kill for.
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION
(FUNNIEST THING OF THE YEAR: Z! TRUE LONG ISLAND STORY)
With nothing more than a camera, his friends and i guess $20 dollars worth of props, Zack showed us that if given the screen time, he can be entertaining. the massive cult following turned the one-time jobber into an internet star and eventually the current (at time of writing) U.S. champ. It just goes to show that if you put your heart into believing in something, that it pay-off big time in the long run.
WORST.EPISODE.EVER!
(STUPIDEST THING THIS YEAR)
I should put Michael Cole. but i was going to induct a promo when Brie was champion who said she wanted to draft all her competition to smackdown,despite the fact that the Diva's belt is DUAL-BRANDED! It had to be stupidity incarnate to top that! so this ham-fisted manouver wins . It is of course...
MATT HARDY FAKES SUICIDE ON FACEBOOK!
To all wrestlers following in Z-ryde's footsteps. Don't become Fatt Lardy! the former Impact wrestler lost his job by posting message which fans deemed suicidal. Even his closest friends were worried that Lardy had gone to all night diner in the sky.Hardy was fined for Misdeminour wasting police time.
But the stupidy from hardy didnt stop this year. 3 months ago hardy was photoshopped-imean photographed naked with new girlfriend Reby sky. Many people didn't think it was him but i'm convinced it was.
His Rolls where covering her boobs!
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(best exit or most awesome thing)
HUNT-UH VERSUS UND-UH TAK-UH...10 YEARS LATE-UH!
Despite me calling it Waste-of-a-Mania by me on wrestling united, One match was fun to watch. And if you thought that a match between 2 top draws and not for any title would be a phoned-in affair...
you were sadly mistaken!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR)
EDGE RETIREMENT
Admit it! you never saw it coming!
After retaining the title at mania and keeping ADR'S Destiny at bay, the fact that the next night edge came out in street clothes was a worrying sight.
And we were right to be worried.
As Edge's Pelvis was so damaged, if it took another heavy knock, he could be paralysed, In a wheelchair or worst case scenario,Dead. but for his services in the ring it had being announced that Edge is the first inductee into the WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS 0F 2012!
THE HOMER(WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
Despite James storm,Bobby Roode and ADR Having their first world's title reigns and a consistant string of 4-5 star matches all year, 2011 was Year of The Punk! With his contract expiring Punk came down and Shot a Promo so legendary, Veterern Sports hack Jim Rome thought it was real! Yeah it was a worked shoot, but admit it! you enjoyed every minute of it!
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
MICHAEL COLE
It started innocently enough.To build up the identity of the General Manager(who was anticlimaticly revealed to be johnny ace!) Mick Cole The Dick-hole became drunk on power. all year Cole has annoyed,enraged and embarrassed fans who payed €22 this year to watch "WASTE-OF-A-MANIA" on box office. From having a man-crush on GOBSHITE FROM MTV!,to being a total mark for wwe whenever Daniel Bryan had an iota of success. While the push to announce on both shows seems to be permanent, Please cole stick to announcing. IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT! BARELY!
THE MARGE
(BEST WOMEN WRESTLER)
Congrats to Beth phionex, the most strongest most beutiful flower to grow from the pot of dirt that is Women wrestling in this decade. Expect a long reign and a face turn from compentant heels like Tamina and Nattie just to make the title mean something again. But that what happens when you give the title to the likes of Kelly, Eve "Botch" Torres, and Brie bella (all three who may or may not have f**ked Johnny ace for their jobs!) honourable mentions for gail kim, Nattie and A.J Lee. no-one else did anything of merit this year.
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE)
FOR THE SECOND YEAR RUNNING ITS THE BELLA TWINS
But don't worry girls, i heard Hooters is STILL rehiring!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME!
(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
MICHELLE MCTAKER QUITS VIA TWITTER!
Fellow members of the IWC! WE HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD CAREERS LIKE ZACK'S, WE ALSO HAVE THE POWER TO TEAR THEM DOWN!
In a move that will eventually see her quit the 'E in spectacular form! Michelle mcCool joined twitter. was illundated by tweets that stated the obvivious that marriage to taker has gave backstage power and her long title reign was due to her abusing that power rather than beating her opponents. (how many times this year did she win due to interference from Layla,Dq or Count-out? too many too count) Despite saying that she has left due to "a pile-up of injuries". the I.WC Can say that the quality of wrestling has went up a notch. To Notch 1. Ces't la vie.
Drop me a line at http://www.youtube/user/ThePathofenlightment
And will see you soon for results on the royal rumble.
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