First of all, Was Jack Swagger vs Big E for the intercontinental Championship. Solid Opener with 2 young technically sound wrestlers. Big E will get the W. After almost each match, Bad News Barrett would come out and Have some comment on This weeks newsworthy topics. Remember when Barrett was this close to beating Cena Close to the end of his career? Well SenileVince doesn't!
The Old Aged Outlaws won in a pedestrian affair with the Uso Brothers. The ageing ass-kissers defeated the tired old Samoan Moves with a roll-up.
Yet another great tag-team is destroyed as Vince needs more bigmen to be champions and more small men to be their Fodder, Titus won in the events popcorn match, Even I left for snacks and I was watching it at home. At 1am GMT.
Match of the Night was definitely the Shield vs the Wyatt family. The crowd was pumped for this, even before a single blow was dealt. All 6 men contributed to this match, as fears of the Shield tearing apart last night was always a fear, but in the End Wyatt became 2 for 2 for having the best match on PPV this year.
A.J Lee vs Cameron Lynn-Dear GOD ALMIGHTY THAT MATCH SUCKED!
Alberto Del Rio tried to blindside Shitista, but the polarizing Royal Rumble winner used the power of Asskissing to defeat ADR
Speaking of Asskissing to get your own way, It was bad enough that Blandy Bore-ton CONVIENIENTLY Had the number 6 spot in the chamber. But the wyatt's took out Cena and the Immobile Slab of Corporate Meat, Kane took out Daniel Bryan.
So the Main event at WrestleMania will be like two suitors fighting over the hand of Hunt-uh, in an attempt to prove who loves him more. Cena will face Wyatt in I'm sure to be a belter, and Bryan will face the Walking, Talking Human De-Push, Kane.
See you in two months, Unless you want to read LockDown and Outbreak results, when available.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE IS 6:BY THE NUMBERS
12th of February 2009
After Opening his first ever email account as part of the Office Technology course he took, I, Eamonn Bermingham, couldn't even imagine What Lay ahead....
Six Years, 229 Posts, and 3000 pageviews later, This Blog is still going strong. So I'm going to break down the past 6 years as statistics and quantities.
5 Honours, 2 Passes and 1 Merit.
The final Result that I had as I finished my course 6 years ago. Then The Recession happened
55.502 degrees North, 6.569 West
The Longitude and latitude of Enniscorthy, My Home town. I've Lived here for 7 years now. And with the exception of Final resolution in 2009, and the Marine last year, I've posted everyone single 1 in my home town's café or library
27 Crisps, 6 bars.
In total, the Number of different limited edition flavours I've taste tested since the Walkers Do us A flavour started in 2009. This was the very first thing I reviewed as this site was not a wrestling site at first, but a humour site. With Fry-up appearing twice first in 2009, then in 2011'S Red Nose Walkers as Stephen Fry-up. I didn't have all 15 flavours of World Cup walkers, as Haggis and Welsh Rarebit was only available in those countries. Last Year, when Walkers relaunched as using real ingredients (Pissing of Muslims and vegetarians who Love the taste of meat and Bacon, but not the real thing, Isn't Hypocrisy Wonderful?) I reviewed instead the Chunky Champions, 6 limited Edition Kit Kats.
28 WWE Champions, 23 I.C. champions, 16 U.S Champions, 22 Tag champions.
When I Started this 6 years ago, Triple H was WWE champion, John Layfield was Intercontinental Champion, The new Tna investor, MVP, was U.S Champ, and how quickly have they fallen, Epico and Primo were tag champs.
50
The number of combined ppvs I've writing over six years. With 2010 being the only time I did a full calendar Year. I rarely do a full year as Christmas comes thick and fast after Hallowe'en.
113.
The very first PPV, Night of Champions is also my most read with 113 pageviews.
At Least 36
This is the epic number of Cans I drank of Monster Energy to stay awake since the brand launched 3 years ago. That's a Heart-stopping 13 litres!
96 Bacon-cheeseburgers, 2 Phillie cheesesteaks, 5 Po'Boys and 2 4-course Italian Meals
While I may be 1 bad booking mistake from a heart-attack, At least driving away the Hunger Pains and soaking up the caffeine are my Homemade Meals, Corrosponding to where the Show is held while the My Cheeseburger recipe My "Gut-busters" is default when I don't know where the show is held.
Between 4-7
This is the fluctuating Time difference between the WWE live shows and GMT. Not that it matters as all shows start at 1am Greenwich Mean Time. With the exception of Wrestlemania that happens on midnight here.
75
My most emotional Theme Month was Celebrating the now defunct Dandy comic, which Cease publication two Christmases ago. The Printed Juggernaut entertained legions of children for 7 decades.
AS LONG AS I CAN.
The duration That I will use to entertain you, whether it's here, or boggerboxoffice, or on my twitter page @saveusPoe. There is too much left I need to see, And I want to be here telling you want happened.
SPECIAL THANKS
To my Family that supports me, no matter what.
To the Memory of My Granddad and Nanny, Who Made me love the 3 loves I have: food, Wrestling and Life Itself.
To Diamanda Hagan, Who I took a chance and showed my Review of City of Ember and suggested I joined the TGWTG Forum.
To My friends at the Forum, Especially JimB, Loki, LLSF, Chimp, Declan Burningham and Critical Jew. YOUR FRIENDSHIP Has kept me going. Even when I felt like packing it all in.
And to you reading this for the first time, Now you know What it takes. The only question is: Will YOU?
THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL!
After Opening his first ever email account as part of the Office Technology course he took, I, Eamonn Bermingham, couldn't even imagine What Lay ahead....
Six Years, 229 Posts, and 3000 pageviews later, This Blog is still going strong. So I'm going to break down the past 6 years as statistics and quantities.
5 Honours, 2 Passes and 1 Merit.
The final Result that I had as I finished my course 6 years ago. Then The Recession happened
55.502 degrees North, 6.569 West
The Longitude and latitude of Enniscorthy, My Home town. I've Lived here for 7 years now. And with the exception of Final resolution in 2009, and the Marine last year, I've posted everyone single 1 in my home town's café or library
27 Crisps, 6 bars.
In total, the Number of different limited edition flavours I've taste tested since the Walkers Do us A flavour started in 2009. This was the very first thing I reviewed as this site was not a wrestling site at first, but a humour site. With Fry-up appearing twice first in 2009, then in 2011'S Red Nose Walkers as Stephen Fry-up. I didn't have all 15 flavours of World Cup walkers, as Haggis and Welsh Rarebit was only available in those countries. Last Year, when Walkers relaunched as using real ingredients (Pissing of Muslims and vegetarians who Love the taste of meat and Bacon, but not the real thing, Isn't Hypocrisy Wonderful?) I reviewed instead the Chunky Champions, 6 limited Edition Kit Kats.
28 WWE Champions, 23 I.C. champions, 16 U.S Champions, 22 Tag champions.
When I Started this 6 years ago, Triple H was WWE champion, John Layfield was Intercontinental Champion, The new Tna investor, MVP, was U.S Champ, and how quickly have they fallen, Epico and Primo were tag champs.
50
The number of combined ppvs I've writing over six years. With 2010 being the only time I did a full calendar Year. I rarely do a full year as Christmas comes thick and fast after Hallowe'en.
113.
The very first PPV, Night of Champions is also my most read with 113 pageviews.
At Least 36
This is the epic number of Cans I drank of Monster Energy to stay awake since the brand launched 3 years ago. That's a Heart-stopping 13 litres!
96 Bacon-cheeseburgers, 2 Phillie cheesesteaks, 5 Po'Boys and 2 4-course Italian Meals
While I may be 1 bad booking mistake from a heart-attack, At least driving away the Hunger Pains and soaking up the caffeine are my Homemade Meals, Corrosponding to where the Show is held while the My Cheeseburger recipe My "Gut-busters" is default when I don't know where the show is held.
Between 4-7
This is the fluctuating Time difference between the WWE live shows and GMT. Not that it matters as all shows start at 1am Greenwich Mean Time. With the exception of Wrestlemania that happens on midnight here.
75
My most emotional Theme Month was Celebrating the now defunct Dandy comic, which Cease publication two Christmases ago. The Printed Juggernaut entertained legions of children for 7 decades.
AS LONG AS I CAN.
The duration That I will use to entertain you, whether it's here, or boggerboxoffice, or on my twitter page @saveusPoe. There is too much left I need to see, And I want to be here telling you want happened.
SPECIAL THANKS
To my Family that supports me, no matter what.
To the Memory of My Granddad and Nanny, Who Made me love the 3 loves I have: food, Wrestling and Life Itself.
To Diamanda Hagan, Who I took a chance and showed my Review of City of Ember and suggested I joined the TGWTG Forum.
To My friends at the Forum, Especially JimB, Loki, LLSF, Chimp, Declan Burningham and Critical Jew. YOUR FRIENDSHIP Has kept me going. Even when I felt like packing it all in.
And to you reading this for the first time, Now you know What it takes. The only question is: Will YOU?
THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL!
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