Even Though The Enlightened Page has gained fame as a wrestling results site, It had a humble beginning as a humour site, made in a school project. The very 1st time I wrote about? Limited Edition crisp flavours. As every year the Page developed, Walkers released new flavours, (Though Red Nose Walkers was a Close call to not ever happening in Ireland!)
Last year, Repackaging the crisps to have Real Locally Sourced Ingredients, Killed the Promotion in lieu of a cash giveaway. But this year it's back, But with the consensus that each flavour contains 1 of Walkers Locally Sourced Ingredients: Cheddar, Chicken, Tomatoes, Pork, Sour Cream or Aberdeen Angus Steak.
Let's Start!
WINNER OF THE CHEESE RECIPE: BAKED BEANS ON CHEESY TOAST
Package colour: Blue
Taste/Appearance: As I Thought would happen, The baked Beans has completely overpowered the taste of the cheese, to the point I can't even tell if their was Cheese used!
WINNER OF THE CHICKEN RECIPE: CHIP SHOP CHICKEN CURRY
Package colour: Orange (Natch!)
Flavour/Appearance: I open the bag and smell of curry spices and potato starch overpower my olfactory senses, Making me have a Marcel Proust-esque "Madeline Moment" taking me back to when I had an office job 7 years ago, when Walker had this flavour on it's XL Line. A delicious blast from the past but it's not the only 1
WINNER OF THE TOMATO RECIPE: HOT DOG
Package Colour: Red (natch!!)
Flavour/Appearance: After Washing the spicy residue off my hands to uncorrupt the flavours Another blast from the past, from World Cup Walkers 4 years ago, only this time the tomato was more evident with a red power, ketchup and zest of the tomatoes combined with a pork char. scrumptious!
WINNER OF THE PORK RECIPE: PULLED PORK IN A STICKY BBQ SAUCE
Package Colour: Pink
Flavour: A smoky thick BBQ Sauce as flavoursome as it is aromatic. IT COULD HAVE BEING SWEETER, THOUGH!
WINNER OF THE SOUR CREAM RECIPE: RACCOON IN RANCH DRESSING (NOT MAKING THIS UP!)
Colour: Yellow
Flavour: UGGGGHHHHH! NUCLEAR DAYGLO GREEN CRISPS! AVOID AVOID AVOID!
WINNER OF THE ANGUS STEAK RECIPE: SIZZLING FAJITA
Colour: Brown
Flavour: Spicy Beef with a hint of fajita flavouring a stir fried Veggies, the Crisps that retained the skins throughout the bag, has an audible crunch and lingering, but pleasant aftertaste.
Well that it! That's it for August! I'm taking a break for the summer but will return in September with the Autumn Schedule. Please follow me on twitter @RealEnli or ask me anything at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Monday, July 21, 2014
WWE Battleground discussion-DON'T PISS DOWN OUR BACKS AND TELL US IT'S RAINING!
Like I said before, I'm wasn't going to pay for a transitional ppv a fortnight after paying for another transitional ppv, but that doesn't mean I can't talk about.
The kick off had 2 matches, the first being a juvenile display that is Adam Rose, who now SHITE-tino is retired will fill his spot in comedy wrestler Purgatory, Against FandanGOBSHITE! After being slapped by Dumber-Rae and Fail-la, Dango fell foul of the Partyfoul and that's all the offence we had in this match.
The 2nd kickoff match was Cameron vs Naomi, which Cameron won.
Yes you read that right!
Now to ppv Proper. I heard and read that the 2Out of 3 Falls match was most excellent-With crowd into it. The BOO-Sucks retained.
Ambrose was jumped again, this led to a match that could save us from what would happen next from actually happening. Seth Rollins won by forfeit, with Hunt-uh raising his hands.
Those who thought that Wade Barrett would turn out to be surprise entrant in the battle Royal, was sadly mistaken. Instead make do with GOBSHITE FROM MTV! doing what he does best, tarnishing gold with his lack of talent.
next match was POO-Sev with The Bolshevik Be-Donkey-Donks! versus Jack Thwagger, with Pleb Coulter. Rusev has not had a good time on ppvs, Not able to put away big E easily, twice and now a countout win. And with the Malaysian Airlines disaster, They should nip it in the bud tonight on raw, please WWE CREATIVE IF YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY, don't let the Russians perform a promo tonight.
Jericho defeated Wyatt in a clash against 2 charismatic wrestlers. The crowd was completely split in two and love to hear about something like that!
CENAWINSMATCHTHATWASALREADYRUINEDTHANKSAMAZONLOL!
The kick off had 2 matches, the first being a juvenile display that is Adam Rose, who now SHITE-tino is retired will fill his spot in comedy wrestler Purgatory, Against FandanGOBSHITE! After being slapped by Dumber-Rae and Fail-la, Dango fell foul of the Partyfoul and that's all the offence we had in this match.
The 2nd kickoff match was Cameron vs Naomi, which Cameron won.
Yes you read that right!
Now to ppv Proper. I heard and read that the 2Out of 3 Falls match was most excellent-With crowd into it. The BOO-Sucks retained.
Ambrose was jumped again, this led to a match that could save us from what would happen next from actually happening. Seth Rollins won by forfeit, with Hunt-uh raising his hands.
Those who thought that Wade Barrett would turn out to be surprise entrant in the battle Royal, was sadly mistaken. Instead make do with GOBSHITE FROM MTV! doing what he does best, tarnishing gold with his lack of talent.
next match was POO-Sev with The Bolshevik Be-Donkey-Donks! versus Jack Thwagger, with Pleb Coulter. Rusev has not had a good time on ppvs, Not able to put away big E easily, twice and now a countout win. And with the Malaysian Airlines disaster, They should nip it in the bud tonight on raw, please WWE CREATIVE IF YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY, don't let the Russians perform a promo tonight.
Jericho defeated Wyatt in a clash against 2 charismatic wrestlers. The crowd was completely split in two and love to hear about something like that!
CENAWINSMATCHTHATWASALREADYRUINEDTHANKSAMAZONLOL!
Thursday, July 10, 2014
IMPACT WRESTLING AND WRESTLE-1 CO PRESENTS...TNA GLOBAL IMPACT JAPAN: I DON'T KNOW WHO HALF THESE PEOPLE ARE!
For the first time ever, the company from down south that has being going further down south, heads to the far east, as co-presenters for Kaisen (Wrestle-1)'s Global Impact: Outbreak, Previously filmed on the 2nd of March.
First match the now released team of Bad Influence versus Koji Kamemoto and Minoru Tanaka, the Junior Stars, in a match worthy to open this event. The bad influence won but had there work cut out, but not enough to gloat after the victory.
Next was a match I've seem too often. In a different country, in a different arena, you couldn't find anyone else but Madison Rayne(as time of recording was knockout champion) vs Gail Kim. Kim won the non-title borefest.
FLABYSS VS Yoshihro Takiyama, a man who really consider covering that mug in front of dogs and small children, Wrestled to a no contest when Abyss introduced the thumb tacks.
Bobby Roode had a fight on his hands when he met the 27 year veteran, Masakatsu Funaki (NO, NOT THAT FUNAKI!). Each man had an answer to each others moves, But in the end, Funaki countered the Edutitta Tnemtsujda into an ankle lock.
Next was a six man tag where The Great Muta's career was on the line. and with the future of the Japanese Legend in doubt he can put his future in the hands of Hawaiian Taiyo Kea and....ROB TERRY? on the other side, Komo (no sniggering at the back, Spanish speaking people! I know what that means!), Rene Dupree and Samoa Joe. This was more a storyline than anything else, as Joe still a face refuse to destroy the Founder of Wrestle-1, and turned on his heel partners.
I'm going to skim through the last 3 as these matches have changed the course of Impact in the last few months, The Blow-Mance had their 2nd (and unnecessary) Tag title reign, Aries lost the x division to then tna newcomer, Sanada, and Magnus defended his title to a man who was not even scheduled to win the title shot tournament, Kai.
WELL THAT'S IT!
Thanks to Amazon ruining Summerslam with their pre-order poster, I WILL NOT be reviewing anymore wrestling until September. I am taking a Sabbatical in August. However I will upload my review of Piranha DD on Bogger Box Office next month.
until then, Follow me on twitter @RealEnli
and ask me your questions on enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com
First match the now released team of Bad Influence versus Koji Kamemoto and Minoru Tanaka, the Junior Stars, in a match worthy to open this event. The bad influence won but had there work cut out, but not enough to gloat after the victory.
Next was a match I've seem too often. In a different country, in a different arena, you couldn't find anyone else but Madison Rayne(as time of recording was knockout champion) vs Gail Kim. Kim won the non-title borefest.
FLABYSS VS Yoshihro Takiyama, a man who really consider covering that mug in front of dogs and small children, Wrestled to a no contest when Abyss introduced the thumb tacks.
Bobby Roode had a fight on his hands when he met the 27 year veteran, Masakatsu Funaki (NO, NOT THAT FUNAKI!). Each man had an answer to each others moves, But in the end, Funaki countered the Edutitta Tnemtsujda into an ankle lock.
Next was a six man tag where The Great Muta's career was on the line. and with the future of the Japanese Legend in doubt he can put his future in the hands of Hawaiian Taiyo Kea and....ROB TERRY? on the other side, Komo (no sniggering at the back, Spanish speaking people! I know what that means!), Rene Dupree and Samoa Joe. This was more a storyline than anything else, as Joe still a face refuse to destroy the Founder of Wrestle-1, and turned on his heel partners.
I'm going to skim through the last 3 as these matches have changed the course of Impact in the last few months, The Blow-Mance had their 2nd (and unnecessary) Tag title reign, Aries lost the x division to then tna newcomer, Sanada, and Magnus defended his title to a man who was not even scheduled to win the title shot tournament, Kai.
WELL THAT'S IT!
Thanks to Amazon ruining Summerslam with their pre-order poster, I WILL NOT be reviewing anymore wrestling until September. I am taking a Sabbatical in August. However I will upload my review of Piranha DD on Bogger Box Office next month.
until then, Follow me on twitter @RealEnli
and ask me your questions on enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
4000 PAGEVIEWS! NOW WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
It felt like yesterday when I broke 3000 pageviews and joined twitter, in fact I believe I joined social media last Winter.
And who would have thought that 6 short months later, another milestone reached!
If you had trouble finding this site. it's because look above you, I've changed it's name, so it doesn't confuse anyone it thinking I'm some Religious, Jesus-Freak!
But that is not the only change. It's with great pleasure and with the high expectations I put on my self, to announce that I have joined Tumblr!
You can find me at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com. So fell free to ask any questions about, The Enlightened Page, Bogger Box Office, Myself(within Reason!), film, wrestling, or anything really. Posts will be made whenever I update anything on any of my 2 blogs.
With that said, thank you, and I hope to think of something in the next 6 months, should I break 5k!
KEEP ON, KEEPING ON!
Eamonn Bermingham, aka
Enli.
PEACE!
And who would have thought that 6 short months later, another milestone reached!
If you had trouble finding this site. it's because look above you, I've changed it's name, so it doesn't confuse anyone it thinking I'm some Religious, Jesus-Freak!
But that is not the only change. It's with great pleasure and with the high expectations I put on my self, to announce that I have joined Tumblr!
You can find me at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com. So fell free to ask any questions about, The Enlightened Page, Bogger Box Office, Myself(within Reason!), film, wrestling, or anything really. Posts will be made whenever I update anything on any of my 2 blogs.
With that said, thank you, and I hope to think of something in the next 6 months, should I break 5k!
KEEP ON, KEEPING ON!
Eamonn Bermingham, aka
Enli.
PEACE!
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