NEW YEAR AND SPRING 2017 SCHEDULE

Hello Everyone!

I hope Despite The many Deaths of Beloved Icons in the past few days that you had a Merry Christmas and i hope you all have a peaceful new Years on Saturday Night!

Now to get to Business

2017 SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE!

MEEKMAN IS THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN...FOR NOW!

Due to the loss of a British tv Deal, and somehow fite Network thinking we will be happy with a fucking phone app, rather than them pulling their fingers out their arses and finding a new British Partner, Until Further Notice! I WILL ONLY BE DOING WWE PPVS. However, due to the price of sky going up this year, I will not be able to review every show this year and if one show is 2 weeks after a show i did review, then that show will be Relegated to my Tumblr page (enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com)

• January 8th or further-The Flippies 2017-my year end award for Wrestling is back with avenge
•  January 30th-WWE ROYAL RUMBLE (BLOG EXCLUSIVE)
• February- WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER (TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE)
• Between February and April-the Remaining reviews in My Review of tna's Downfall, at least in Europe-BOUND FOR INSOLVENCY!
• MARCH-FASTLAME-MEEKMAN GOTTA HAVE... MONEY! (TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE)
• APRIL WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY THREE SUN: POKEMACMON GO!

WORLD OF SPORT AND THE BRITISH ONLY TOURNAMENT THEY NOT BEING SHOWN IN BRITAIN!

As of Right now, Tomorrow's review showing of World Of Sport, a once-off of British Wrestling On ITV is that, a Once Off, However Tomorrow I will be Live Tweeting The Event at 5pm and if we can get #WOSWrestling Trending tomorrow, Itv will have no choice but to listen!

itv is a national freeview channel so the idea that wrestling is being shown to millions of viewers for FREE has gotten this Reaction from WWE Brass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRtg3phDbo

Naturally, wwe has returned in kind with the announcement that a Tournament for the new UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPIONSHIP...

NOW THAT IS A SEXY BELT!

One Problem...It seems that Sky Sports may not even have the Television rights to a belt that will never see the light of day in America! Until i get word of conformation, i am completely in the dark on this one and the World of Sport issue!

BOGGER BOX OFFICE 2017 SCHEDULE

• 4TH OF January-Final Fantasy: Spirits Within part 1
• a week later-Part 2
• February-Suicide Squad
• March- Almost Famous
• April-Ella Enchanted

That should tie you over til i Know what I'm Doing!

Thanks Once again for all your support!!!

much love in the 2017

Eamonn AKA Enli!

PEACE!

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NO FLOWERS PLEASE! THE LAST TNA ONE NIGHT ONLY!

What's that in the Corner of my Sitting Room? Is that a Television?
NO! IT'S THE BOX CHALLENGE TV BURIED TNA IN LAST NIGHT!

Hello my Friends, We are gathered here today to pay respects to TNA, Who loses it's uk  tv deal on January 2nd. This Crown of Thorns I wear i take off, No longer bound by the responsibilities of "Well, No-one Else Is Doing It!"

First Match Was Trevor Lee vs Perennial X Division number Contender 1 Braxston Sutter (Pepper Parks). Seriously he won a title shot at one of these shows and has non-title wins over Zima, Or maybe the Writer's forgot just like they forgot SHAG-nus' title shot last year! Anyway Lee won in a decent opener!

In a Match that answered why Rosemary was booked so hard to become the Knockout's champ last week, She faced the then Champ Jade, Rosemary took Advantage of a Blindspot and Sprayed Jade with Red Mist, then Hit her Finish which is Officially called Red Wedding, And Not Rosemary's Baby, as i was calling it!

NEXT WAS GRADO'S MONTHLY BURIAL! against Eli Drake, Drake has waited 11 months to gain receipt after Grado Rolled him up in Wembly and exposed his Buttocks on Worldwide tv! Also the Florida Hicks should never be asked their opinions on camera again, Grado asked a young girl clearly a tourist who came for free tickets, and she didn't know what the fuck was going on! Despite Hitting an arsenal of Moves (Even a very Impressive Frankensteiner!) Grado lost and remains in Limbo!

James Storm has finally turned evil! He no longer want's to drink Beer!
Storm made quick work of another guy in limbo, Robbie E!

Jesse Godderz fantastic Run to the Grand Championship ended when MOOBS! Of all people, won the belt with more confusing rules than a game of Coi-Coi! That Momentum Died last night when Bobby Lashley speared the momentum out of "The Adonis"

Next was the So called "Irish Thug", "A Plastic Paddy" that people may remember as Jay Bradley. O'Bradley has no Irish Roots in him!

If you can eat this and keep it down, then you are Irish!

Anyway, Begorah Bradley Lost to the Tna's Biggest Load, Mahabali Shera. Both O'Shea and Shera are STILL GREEN AS CATSHIT, AND STINK JUST AS MUCH!

MOOBS vs Bram for a future World Title Shoot Ended in a No Contest!

I'VE NOW  HAVE A REASON TO PUT THIS HERE IN REGARDS TO TNA BOOKING!

Poor Aron Rex! He Started 2016 Putting over a Metrosexual Haircut On Legs With No Talent, and Ended 2016 Putting Over A Metrosexual Haircut On Legs With No Talent, as He Lost to SuperEthan!

Finally, The Only Match that didn't Piss me Off, or Bored Me! TNA World's Champion Eddie Edwards won against the Man who has being Booked like a Coward Hiding in his Wife's Skirt, The Miracle Mike Bennett, or should that Be MIZacle? One thing I'm not Going to Miss in January, As well as the Hell Months, is Not seeing Bennett Overshadowed by his Braindead Bimbo of A wife!

This was me at the beginning of 2016

This is me at the end of 2016, now i only have to write WWE Reviews!

Now That me done for 2016!

I WILL BACK FOR A BUMPER MONTH OF REVIEWS, RETROSPECTIVES AND THE RUMBLE! 

I WILL RETURN AFTER THE 3RD OF JANUARY, UNTIL THEN KEEP READING, Follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli. Have a Merry Christmas and I will see you all in the New Year!

BOUND FOR INSOLVENCY: TNA'S BEST MATCHES

It's with a heavy Heart that  unless you follow me on twitter, you would know what come January of next year! Britain, and by extension Ireland, will no longer have TNA Televised! whilst every attempt is to negotiate a new deal, it just adds more details on how Incompetent Dixie Carter is...

When something is gone after so many years 2 questions is always asked? What have we lost and what have we gained? What we gained was More stars in wwe, Less Workload for ppvs and the dreaded "Hell Months" when  2 companies alternate ppvs for 4 weeks!

What we lost was Competition, a forum for fresh ideas, A six side ring this side of Tijuana, the first company to have women take risks in hardcore matches, a loose roster where anyone can turn up especially in a cynical, smark infested world!

So here are 10 Matches from when Tna got it right!

Number 10.
TARA VS AWESOME KONG CAGE MATCH AT TURNING POINT 09
WWE can claim Woman's Evolution but it started in tna in the last decade! Willing to take bumps like the male competitors this match showed off the toughtness in a time when Love/Sky/Rayne was taking up all the screen time.

Number 9.
JEFF JARRETT VS KURT ANGLE ULTRA MALE MATCH AT LOCKDOWN 2011
Despite all the drama backstage of Jarrett hooking up with angle's Ex-wife and it exploding in such a nasty way on tv, At least the 2 could put it aside for such a great 3 stages match!

Number 8.
BULLY RAY VS AJ STYLES LAST MAN STANDING SLAMMERVERSARY 2011
OK confession time! I Liked the Aces And Eights Storyline! Flaws and All! But This match made Bully Ray into a Force to be reckoned with, it's just a shame he and D'von didn't have one last great run!

Number 7
STYLES VS DANIELS DESTINATION X 2011
The Month before Styles and Daniels had another match, but this was one of their best! Sadly this was low on the list as this lead to the Claire Lynch Storyline-MORE ON THAT IN THE NEW YEAR!

NUMBER 6.
STYLES VS JEFF HARDY SLAMMERVERSARY 2
"SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE"
Styles, the then x division champion was booked to fight Kid Kash before getting injured, So the light when out and from nowhere out came Jeff Hardy, the Jeff Hardy at the height of his powers and the Prime of his Career! This Match  misses the top 5 as Kash and Dallas caused a No Contest! (Dixie booking makes us not have nice things? What a Surprise!)


NUMBER 5.
EVERY MATCH BETWEEN GAIL KIM AND AWESOME KONG
Rivalry is the life blood of any sport. Soccer Derbies, Ali and Frazier. USA VS USSR. But known was greater than everytime Gail kim and Awesome kong laced up a pair of boots and wrestled. Cages, Street fights, as Partners, as opposing captains. every chapter got increasingly better but it all started with...

NUMBER 4
THE BATTLE ROYAL TO CROWN THE 1ST KNOCKOUT CHAMPION
Remember i said up top that when something that was there for a long time, you ask what what did we lose? well for me it would be the 1st company that took Women Seriously and made a Diverse Roster! Okay the 1st alliteration was filled with WWE Castoffs like Christie Hemme, who had a finisher that was so easily Avoidable it made Trouble In Paradise look like the Pokemon move Swift in Comparison, and the Living Sexdoll Angelina Love who look less human with every passing year and Botox Treatment, But at least we had talents like Gail and the Perplexingly overlooked Traci Brooks as well as ODB, Who had so much personality and a gimmick that would never and fit in WWE EVER! and people liked that! But the Real story was Kong who decimated Gail and put  everyone on notice in her debut. Gail won but  I'm glad to see that Kong has decided to take better care of her ring gear! I like a big Pair but come on!

NUMBER 3
DESMOND WOLFE (NIGEL MACGUINESS) VS KURT ANGLE TURNING POINT 09
Poor Nigel MacGuiness. Well he announced that he contracted Hepatitis B, The world of Wrestling lost a soldier, but Humanity Gained A General, He is Healthy and is now an Activist against Blood loss in sports and against Blood Diseases.

Back in 09, Desmond Wolfe an Enigmatic Man, Was Disrespecting Kurt Angle. Taking Umbridge with the Brit! What happened next was possibly the greatest match i ever seen!

NUMBER 2.
4 WAY CONTRACT MATCH AT DESTINATION X 2011
ZIMA ION VS JACK EVANS VS SENSHI VS AUSTIN ARIES
The x Division WAS TNA~! NO EXCUSES!
THIS MATCH WAS FOR A GOLDEN TICKET-A CONTRACT!
FOR Aries and Senshi it was a 2nd Go around, especially for the latter who's "prize" for winning Nxt 2, was plans to put him in a jobber team with Yoshitatsu because they are both Asian! For Evans, Look Ring Of Honour is Great but it doesn't have a tv deal over here in Ireland, winning this match would have meant worldwide exposure for Evans! This match went for 40 minutes of some of the best wrestling and high flying you's ever seen! Back when People actually came to the shows and their wasn't designated seating (seeing the same people every day is just depressing!) 4000 people Chanting "SIGN THEM ALL!" Should resonate watch happened that night in August!

AND AT NO 1....
THE UNBREAKABLE TRIPLE THREAT
JOE VS STYLES VS DANIELS
Often Imitated, never Bettered, this is the Match that people should think of when they hear TNA. Not Turkey Suits, Not Eric Young Buying Extra Small Condoms, Not Evil Goldust with a Rat Named after His Ex-Wive, THIS MATCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9-azR3pLk
YOU'RE WELCOME!

WELL, THAT'S IT!
After Survivor Series which is the last newsworthy thing WWE does i will begin Consideration for my Year End Awards, the Flippies. that will come out on after the 4th of January! Because of Tna void of a UK home in January and The Rumble on the last Sunday of January, The next 3 posts will be Scattered around January!

Thank you So Much for all the Craic this year, on twitter and your feedback!
Until January!
Nollaig Shona Agus Bliana Nua Shona!
(merry xmas and a Happy NEW YEAR!)
PEACE!

WINTER SCHEDULE UPDATE: INTRODUCING: TNA:BOUND FOR INSOLVENCY

Following the Result of Billy Corgan's lawsuit in favour of Aroluxe Industries and Dixie Carter. It does not look good For Tna. Corgan, the ray of light to so many in tna, has lost the case. Last weeks Tapings, Cancelled to make time for the court appearances. And Despite the loss, The World Saw Carter for What she is, A Money Mark Who Shouldn't be Able to run A Lemonade Stand, Let Alone A Worldwide Business! Many Wrestlers have Publicly Tweeted their Displeasure, With only 2 ppvs Confirmed and Tapings up in the air, The Future Looks bleak.

But if Tna is Going to Die, Let's Do the Only Thing I can do...
The Irish Thing!...A sort of Digital Wake!
Let's Celebrate the good, Mock the bad And shed a tear for What Might have being!

(There is no Set Timeline to this Event-only know it's between now and Before the Royal Rumble!)

BOUND FOR INSOLVENCY POSTS 

• Next Week: Best Tna Matches top 10
• Worst Tna Matches Top 10
• Dixie: Naivety Or Nastiness?: How Wrestling's Biggest Idiot Was Destined To Fail
• TNA ROSTER TO WWE? Hit Miss Or Maybe?

(All Posts Subject to Change!)

Like I Said, because it's almost christmas I may Just do one or two of the posts. But Bankruptcy is Certain. That may not mean an immediate Closure! but Expect the cracks to show on this weeks television show!

Until Next Week,
Peace!
Eamonn
aka Enli!
    

HELL MONTH WEEK 3: CLASH OF (MOST OF THE) CHAMPIONS

This Morning, breaking from the norm, I had breakfast in the coffee shop, Toffee and Thyme In My home town of Enniscorthy because today is a day worth celebrating and even though the strangers at the other table looked cock-eyed at a 16 stone (220 pound) man smiling and laughing to himself, at least you know why i'm happy...today is the last ppv I REVIEW THIS YEAR! NO MORE PAYPERVIEWS TIL THE RUMBLE!

So with last night in Indianapolis, It's only fair The clash is my Victory Lap!

In the Pre-show Alicia Fox, why did pick a fight with Nia Jax! Where You High...er Than Usual?

The New Day retain against the club. Tonight's raw will be the 400TH! DAY OF THEIR HISTORIC SECOND RUN! A Nice Round number to finish the reign tonight!

Next was the Cruiserweight Championship. Brain Kendrick and Tjp Split the arena in half, Seeing Kendrick in his "THE BRIAN KENDRICK" Jacket made me tear up a little bit, better than barefeet and Pajama bottoms in his Shitpact days! Perkins won but Kendrick Fake a handshake and headbutting him. THIS IS NOT OVER!

LOOK LIKE THE TAG TITLE CHANGE WON'T BE THE ONLY MATCH WE GET FOR FREE~As Lame-Arse vs Cesaro ending in a double count out...WEAK!

48-year old part time wrestler and third rate rock star Chris Jericho bet 30-something full time Wrestler Sami Zayn...MOVE OVER YOUNG TALENT!
 
Charlotte pushed Bayley into Sasha to retain the Raw Women's Championship! looks like Ironwoman 2 may happen after all!

BLOWMAN REIGNS WON THE US TITLE...FOR 'MURICA! YOU-ASS-EH! YOU-ASS-EH! YOU-ASS-EH!

Finally with your one and only title change, Kevin Owens with a big assist by his new best friend Chris Jericho defeated a red hot Seth Rollins!

And that's all the Wrestling i have for this year...well not exactly, November the 19th will see the 1000th episode of smackdown so i will review that, but until January i will focus on theme month and bogger box office reviews!