NEW YEAR AND SPRING 2017 SCHEDULE

Hello Everyone!

I hope Despite The many Deaths of Beloved Icons in the past few days that you had a Merry Christmas and i hope you all have a peaceful new Years on Saturday Night!

Now to get to Business

2017 SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE!

MEEKMAN IS THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN...FOR NOW!

Due to the loss of a British tv Deal, and somehow fite Network thinking we will be happy with a fucking phone app, rather than them pulling their fingers out their arses and finding a new British Partner, Until Further Notice! I WILL ONLY BE DOING WWE PPVS. However, due to the price of sky going up this year, I will not be able to review every show this year and if one show is 2 weeks after a show i did review, then that show will be Relegated to my Tumblr page (enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com)

• January 8th or further-The Flippies 2017-my year end award for Wrestling is back with avenge
•  January 30th-WWE ROYAL RUMBLE (BLOG EXCLUSIVE)
• February- WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER (TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE)
• Between February and April-the Remaining reviews in My Review of tna's Downfall, at least in Europe-BOUND FOR INSOLVENCY!
• MARCH-FASTLAME-MEEKMAN GOTTA HAVE... MONEY! (TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE)
• APRIL WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY THREE SUN: POKEMACMON GO!

WORLD OF SPORT AND THE BRITISH ONLY TOURNAMENT THEY NOT BEING SHOWN IN BRITAIN!

As of Right now, Tomorrow's review showing of World Of Sport, a once-off of British Wrestling On ITV is that, a Once Off, However Tomorrow I will be Live Tweeting The Event at 5pm and if we can get #WOSWrestling Trending tomorrow, Itv will have no choice but to listen!

itv is a national freeview channel so the idea that wrestling is being shown to millions of viewers for FREE has gotten this Reaction from WWE Brass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRtg3phDbo

Naturally, wwe has returned in kind with the announcement that a Tournament for the new UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPIONSHIP...

NOW THAT IS A SEXY BELT!

One Problem...It seems that Sky Sports may not even have the Television rights to a belt that will never see the light of day in America! Until i get word of conformation, i am completely in the dark on this one and the World of Sport issue!

BOGGER BOX OFFICE 2017 SCHEDULE

• 4TH OF January-Final Fantasy: Spirits Within part 1
• a week later-Part 2
• February-Suicide Squad
• March- Almost Famous
• April-Ella Enchanted

That should tie you over til i Know what I'm Doing!

Thanks Once again for all your support!!!

much love in the 2017

Eamonn AKA Enli!

PEACE!

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NO FLOWERS PLEASE! THE LAST TNA ONE NIGHT ONLY!

What's that in the Corner of my Sitting Room? Is that a Television?
NO! IT'S THE BOX CHALLENGE TV BURIED TNA IN LAST NIGHT!

Hello my Friends, We are gathered here today to pay respects to TNA, Who loses it's uk  tv deal on January 2nd. This Crown of Thorns I wear i take off, No longer bound by the responsibilities of "Well, No-one Else Is Doing It!"

First Match Was Trevor Lee vs Perennial X Division number Contender 1 Braxston Sutter (Pepper Parks). Seriously he won a title shot at one of these shows and has non-title wins over Zima, Or maybe the Writer's forgot just like they forgot SHAG-nus' title shot last year! Anyway Lee won in a decent opener!

In a Match that answered why Rosemary was booked so hard to become the Knockout's champ last week, She faced the then Champ Jade, Rosemary took Advantage of a Blindspot and Sprayed Jade with Red Mist, then Hit her Finish which is Officially called Red Wedding, And Not Rosemary's Baby, as i was calling it!

NEXT WAS GRADO'S MONTHLY BURIAL! against Eli Drake, Drake has waited 11 months to gain receipt after Grado Rolled him up in Wembly and exposed his Buttocks on Worldwide tv! Also the Florida Hicks should never be asked their opinions on camera again, Grado asked a young girl clearly a tourist who came for free tickets, and she didn't know what the fuck was going on! Despite Hitting an arsenal of Moves (Even a very Impressive Frankensteiner!) Grado lost and remains in Limbo!

James Storm has finally turned evil! He no longer want's to drink Beer!
Storm made quick work of another guy in limbo, Robbie E!

Jesse Godderz fantastic Run to the Grand Championship ended when MOOBS! Of all people, won the belt with more confusing rules than a game of Coi-Coi! That Momentum Died last night when Bobby Lashley speared the momentum out of "The Adonis"

Next was the So called "Irish Thug", "A Plastic Paddy" that people may remember as Jay Bradley. O'Bradley has no Irish Roots in him!

If you can eat this and keep it down, then you are Irish!

Anyway, Begorah Bradley Lost to the Tna's Biggest Load, Mahabali Shera. Both O'Shea and Shera are STILL GREEN AS CATSHIT, AND STINK JUST AS MUCH!

MOOBS vs Bram for a future World Title Shoot Ended in a No Contest!

I'VE NOW  HAVE A REASON TO PUT THIS HERE IN REGARDS TO TNA BOOKING!

Poor Aron Rex! He Started 2016 Putting over a Metrosexual Haircut On Legs With No Talent, and Ended 2016 Putting Over A Metrosexual Haircut On Legs With No Talent, as He Lost to SuperEthan!

Finally, The Only Match that didn't Piss me Off, or Bored Me! TNA World's Champion Eddie Edwards won against the Man who has being Booked like a Coward Hiding in his Wife's Skirt, The Miracle Mike Bennett, or should that Be MIZacle? One thing I'm not Going to Miss in January, As well as the Hell Months, is Not seeing Bennett Overshadowed by his Braindead Bimbo of A wife!

This was me at the beginning of 2016

This is me at the end of 2016, now i only have to write WWE Reviews!

Now That me done for 2016!

I WILL BACK FOR A BUMPER MONTH OF REVIEWS, RETROSPECTIVES AND THE RUMBLE! 

I WILL RETURN AFTER THE 3RD OF JANUARY, UNTIL THEN KEEP READING, Follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli. Have a Merry Christmas and I will see you all in the New Year!