Yes, looks like i am reviewing wrestling on Halloween!
And Not a Bonesaw in sight!
But...
You just wouldn't know with Jimmy Havoc as tonight's executive producer....which really means let's have a framing device for these prerecorded cross-promotional matches with The Crash in Mexico.
We start with a Skype interview with the Von Erich Brothers. Pissed off with The Dynasty's legal wrangling to postpone their title shot: Holiday and MJF will face them in a Texas Tornado Match at Saturday Night Superfight on the 2nd of November for the gold. Now that's gonna be, as we say here in the Midlands, Tidy!
First match was an all over place Trios (Six man Match) between Los Azagandas (Silver Star/Demeza/Animal) vs Triple Amenaza (Starboy/Aradu/Zarco). This commentary did no favours to explain anything that was not Pertaining to Major League Wrestling. I had no clue who anyone was and why we they were fighting. Which is bad when you are trying to introduce a small promotion to a bigger audience...AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH, THEY INTERRUPTED IT FOR A PROMO BY CONTRA!
Okay i get it! Contra's gimmick is that they are terrorists, and getting sudden attention by run-ins or interrupting matches like this promo is their schtich, but to disrespect the only match that had guys who are not under contract, that's low! Anyway The Heels, Los Azagandas, Won by using a triple powerbomb on Starboy, after the other 2 were put through Conveniently Placed Wood Panels!
Another Recorded Promo, Brian Pillman Junior and...wife? Girlfriend? Her name wasn't given so she probably isn't under contract were at the pool, where Pillman teased a heel turn by mocking Davey boy Jnr's voice and how he is always given him advice to succeed, ending with him asking his girlfriend, how many world titles did he ever hold!
Second Match, one pre-recorded in America, Saw Havoc pit Promotionales Dorado's El Hijo de La Parka vs Contra's Josef Samael in a "TIJUANA" Street fight. After Havoc and Zelina De La Renta had a slagging match at each other, Samael blindsided La Parka outside the arena. Powerslam into a Conveniently Placed Wooden Panel was the only hold in this match. Contra Attacks La Parka and his No DQ MATCH...ENDS AS A NO CONTEST! Contra whips Hijo Into a Conveniently Placed wooden Panel...Which doesn't Break!
I AM THE...CONVENIENTLY PLACED WOODEN PANEL!
(Doesn't have the same ring to it!)
And finally Jimmy Havoc got his hands Dirty in the main event as he faced former WWF Midcarder Svio Vega vs Promotionales Dorado's Damian 666 In a triple Threat match in recorded in Tijuana, why did i say that? Unless we had De La renta had a costume change and a hairdo between shooting the last segment and this match, you would be really dumb to think this show was edited in one place and in one take! Anyway this match! Terrible! But this is what I was expecting From a show gimmicked around Halloween, Havoc one after between Damian 666, which brought out Bestia 666, Who Havoc is feuding with in CRASH!, not in MLW! by the way Not looking forward to Mance Warner vs Jimmy Havoc at Superfight, But Mance Needs that receipt for that Legit Collapsed lung after that gruesome barbed wire attack back a month ago!
So this show, was Not ASS!
it was SUPERASS!
if Superfight is televised in Britain in some capacity, I'll review it next month. But until then, I'm crawling back under my rock to wait out the Sky Sports handover to wwe to BTsports! If you don't feel like waiting a month for my opinion, get it from the source at my Twitter account @RealEnli.
But whenever i see you again
I hope it's soon!
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!
And Not a Bonesaw in sight!
But...
You just wouldn't know with Jimmy Havoc as tonight's executive producer....which really means let's have a framing device for these prerecorded cross-promotional matches with The Crash in Mexico.
We start with a Skype interview with the Von Erich Brothers. Pissed off with The Dynasty's legal wrangling to postpone their title shot: Holiday and MJF will face them in a Texas Tornado Match at Saturday Night Superfight on the 2nd of November for the gold. Now that's gonna be, as we say here in the Midlands, Tidy!
First match was an all over place Trios (Six man Match) between Los Azagandas (Silver Star/Demeza/Animal) vs Triple Amenaza (Starboy/Aradu/Zarco). This commentary did no favours to explain anything that was not Pertaining to Major League Wrestling. I had no clue who anyone was and why we they were fighting. Which is bad when you are trying to introduce a small promotion to a bigger audience...AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH, THEY INTERRUPTED IT FOR A PROMO BY CONTRA!
Okay i get it! Contra's gimmick is that they are terrorists, and getting sudden attention by run-ins or interrupting matches like this promo is their schtich, but to disrespect the only match that had guys who are not under contract, that's low! Anyway The Heels, Los Azagandas, Won by using a triple powerbomb on Starboy, after the other 2 were put through Conveniently Placed Wood Panels!
Another Recorded Promo, Brian Pillman Junior and...wife? Girlfriend? Her name wasn't given so she probably isn't under contract were at the pool, where Pillman teased a heel turn by mocking Davey boy Jnr's voice and how he is always given him advice to succeed, ending with him asking his girlfriend, how many world titles did he ever hold!
Second Match, one pre-recorded in America, Saw Havoc pit Promotionales Dorado's El Hijo de La Parka vs Contra's Josef Samael in a "TIJUANA" Street fight. After Havoc and Zelina De La Renta had a slagging match at each other, Samael blindsided La Parka outside the arena. Powerslam into a Conveniently Placed Wooden Panel was the only hold in this match. Contra Attacks La Parka and his No DQ MATCH...ENDS AS A NO CONTEST! Contra whips Hijo Into a Conveniently Placed wooden Panel...Which doesn't Break!
I AM THE...CONVENIENTLY PLACED WOODEN PANEL!
(Doesn't have the same ring to it!)
And finally Jimmy Havoc got his hands Dirty in the main event as he faced former WWF Midcarder Svio Vega vs Promotionales Dorado's Damian 666 In a triple Threat match in recorded in Tijuana, why did i say that? Unless we had De La renta had a costume change and a hairdo between shooting the last segment and this match, you would be really dumb to think this show was edited in one place and in one take! Anyway this match! Terrible! But this is what I was expecting From a show gimmicked around Halloween, Havoc one after between Damian 666, which brought out Bestia 666, Who Havoc is feuding with in CRASH!, not in MLW! by the way Not looking forward to Mance Warner vs Jimmy Havoc at Superfight, But Mance Needs that receipt for that Legit Collapsed lung after that gruesome barbed wire attack back a month ago!
So this show, was Not ASS!
it was SUPERASS!
if Superfight is televised in Britain in some capacity, I'll review it next month. But until then, I'm crawling back under my rock to wait out the Sky Sports handover to wwe to BTsports! If you don't feel like waiting a month for my opinion, get it from the source at my Twitter account @RealEnli.
But whenever i see you again
I hope it's soon!
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!
