TASTE TEST 2K22: WTF IS IN PINK WTFANTA

 (Disclaimer for International Fans, Since i grew up in Ireland's Midland Counties, We Colloquially Call Fizzy drinks or Sodas "Minerals". I type it a few times in this review and it will confuse people into thinking it's a mineral water. No it's just a regional Colloquialism!)

So last year I was going to review the Blue Mystery Fanta, I had a review all ready waiting in the wings....until I drank that Rasher Flavoured Slurry!

Yes! Last year they sprang Bacon soda onto an unsuspecting Society

Thus year however, Fanta has Claimed that this year's Mystery Flavour is 3 Flavours, So the reason thus was delayed for 2 weeks was only one shop in Enniscorthy sold this item if we take Coca Cola's word that the Mineral contains 3 FLAVOURS and not 3 INGREDIENTS, I was only in access to one shop and therefore, one flavour, (however that was not the case, As I was to find to find out!) 

They Wrote what's in it on the Bottle!

From the Horse's Mouth, it's Written that the Drink Contains Concentrates of Cherry, Carrot and Sweet Potato.

But in quanity? we are Told there is 3 Flavours Of Mineral and Not 3 Ingredients, are they separate or they a Combination to throw People Off?

Enough Stalling let's get into It!

3 BOTTLES OF PINK WTFANTA? MINERAL 

Colour: Unnatural Shocking Pink!

Calorie Count: All Bottle claim to be 15 Calories in 2  Half Bottle Servings Or 30 calories a Bottle if we are Splitting Hairs!

Packaging: Nothing to Write Home about, Pink Label with Question Mark where the icon of a Fruit would be, It was Pointed out and i Didn't notice it at the time but each bottle I had contained the Slogan in 3 different Coloured Text Boxes So is it a Differential or a Bluff?

It's A Bluff!

Taste: I pour a Shot Glass of Pink Liquid from my first Bottle, One with a Red Textbox. I inspect the Contents, A Berry-Like Fragrance, Light Carbonization,with A Bubbly Pour. Now to the Taste.

Well, That was Certainly Unique!

A light Crisp, Cherry Flavour, That Yields Quickly into Sweet Potato and Carrot, that hits you both at once, You'll be mistaking to think this was Turnip. Simply Put The Cherry Opens the door and Sweet Potato and Carrot Barges In! But I need to Confirm that This the Only flavour. So i Clean a second Shot glass and pour from my bottle with the green Textbox and Confirm that indeed it's the same flavour. I didn't open the 3rd. i was Satisfied with my answers.

The Reason they revealed the Flavours in the ingredients is that it is now the law to reveal ingredients that are allergens. Appartently, and i didn't know this, But there is such a thing as a Starch Allergy. so if you are Allergic to Potatoes then avoid this.

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Hell in a cell 2022: 🎶 Adrenaline, Up Me Hole, I've Left my Hated Wife At Home!

 If you think about it, if Cody took doctor's advice, then this show would not be worth talking about. The Major news of course, was Cody being injured with a torn Pectoral muscle, we didn't know if Cody would make the main event, so there was a lot of video packages and padding in this show.

We start in strong order with the Triple Threat for the Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair the champion defending against Becky Lynch and Asuka.

Say it with me now!

3 Women.

One Fall to a finish.

LAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING!

Case in Point the match was 2 of the 3 working as the other was thrown outside to wait her turn. Now thus match was nicely worked, these 3 are the top female stars in WWE, arguably the world. But multi matches don't do anyone any favours. Bianca retains in a heelish way, taking advantage of Becky's Manhandle Slam to pin Asuka. Is there a turn on the future?

So I said there was a long of padding in this show and one of those padding was a MVP Diss Rap to Bobby Lashley, one of the lines was "You maybe Bobby, but I have the Brain like Heenan" Even now we show all the love for Bobby Heenan, one of the greats!

This match wasn't!

MVP walks with a cane for months now and even then he's more Mobile than Omos. Lashley won after Cedric Alexander trying to remake the Hurt Business interfered and Bobby Lashley Won. At Ringside he grabbed a fans Wwe Title belt , so he's calling his shot, he wants Roman, sooner or later.

Kevin Owens Vs Ezekiel. This was a Main Event match. As in it was a match that would fit on the Show Main Event. Owens Won this match.

Now for a fun one! 6 person tag Rhea Ripley, Damian Priest and Edge of the Judgement Day Vs Liv Morgan, Finn Balor and AJ Styles (The JUDGEMENT DAY Community?) Everyone looked great, and worked well, but credit where it's due, Edge is a miracle worker, he has took Damian Priest and made him a badass again, he has took Rhea Ripley from slumming it with Nikki ASS! And Reawakened that Killer Instinct. Finish was Rhea attacking Finn on the top rope and him jumping into Edge's Spear. Great match!

After a Match that was a mile a minute, it's time for thid show to screech to a halt! Noone waited this match between Moss without Dad-Jokes, (can we change his name back to Riddick, if he's just Generic Muscle Man?) And Crappy Boredom.

Moss (Because let's be honest, Wwe will remove the madcap name!) Won, and noone cared!

Theory Vs Mustafa Ali for the US Championship- Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, I HATE MUSLIMS, PAL! Same as it ever was!

But now to the main event, the only Hell in a cell match at Hell in a Cell. Seth Came out first in a stripper's Trenchcoat to reveal polkadot gear and the crowd went Apeshit! Next came Cody Rhodes and as he removed this jacket, we saw the results off his injury so it was either legit, or Wwe didn't hire that Makeup Expert from the Amber Turd Trial. For context the torn Pectoral bruised the left side of Cody's Chest and most of his left arm, which he sold like a trooper. Even time he went for moves it hurt him, and Seth being the heel, was not satisfied with just beating him in a contest, no, he want to destroy Rhodes. And he had every tool to do it! Kendo Sticks, steel Steps, tables, (in a funny note the only time Seth was Cheered was when he took out a table, the crowd was chanting "we want tables" all night! But in the end, it was a sledgehammer that won the day for a bruised and Broken Cody, as the last shot was him doubled over but kissing the matt!

So that was my one and only Wwe ppv this Summer, I will be back doing Pay per view results for Clash at the Castle in September. But that's not the last you'll see of me. Tomorrow, I have the Wtfanta review. And in the next few months we return to my TAROTOBER theme month as we continue to discuss the Tarot as it represents itself in the Street Fight and Persona universes. 

Thank you for reading and I hope to see you here or my twitter account over @RealEnli.

Until then PEACE!