List of champions -Updated from Kings Of Coliseum
WORLD'S: MATT RIDDLE
Openweight: Matthew Justice
Middleweight: Mistico
Tag COZYMAX: (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura )
FEATHERWEIGHT: DELMI EXO
(Filmed 2 weeks ago as the Undercard to Kings Of Coliseum, this is Reloaded)
We open the Show with New world's champion the NOMEANSNOBRO!, Matt Riddle, Tom Lawlor comes out to give his friend a Present, the Original Sized World title Belt, Until The screen Turns into a contra Promo, with Krule Warning that the Title shot he won means he has next. That's when the Sendai Death Squad attack and Minoru Sazuki tries to Take out lawlor Before their match, but security Pulls them Apart.
Cesar introduces his new Wrestler-Neon, who is a skinny kid in a Rey Mysterio Mask vs Virus who was one of the Broken down Lucha Showponies they limp out for a Nostalgic Audience. So this was a blatant training Match for the new guy. Neon Won and did not look impressive next to a middle aged Man!
Kushida finally debuts at Superfight
Backstage Akira bemoans last year and claims the Death Fighter is dead! Does that mean Akira no longer is a Garbage Wrestler? I hope so! Akira actually has flashes of Brilliance every now and then!
Okamura Vs Dark Panther was Next and if his Opponent looked as Impressive as Dark Panther, I would have gave this a look, Instead this match against Okamura looked like Elderly Abuse! Until Okamura won with 2 Cozy Cutters
Backstage, Contra Intimidates Kojima as he makes his way to the ring.
Templario debuts soon, Maybe as soon as Superfight, so Strap In, as the Next 2 Mondays will have more wrestling Results. Next week is the Rumble, and a week later, is Superfight!
Backstage: Paul London and Paul Walter Hauser prepare for the Texas Tornado Match.
Ariel Dominguez a Diminutive Wrestler and MLW Original returns against Vs Bobby "Bomb Shelter" Fish...and this was not a match it was a mugging! Seeing Dominguez after all these years and seeing that he didn't bulk up and was as small as he was in 2018, I knew this was going! More uncomfortable was Fish kept an armbar after the belt broke it up to shout at Rob Drombroski about saying things about him. OR IN OTHER WORDS, A MAGA CONSPIRACY NUT BEAT UP A LATINO AND SHOUTED AT A GAY MAN FOR BEING WRONG!
Not a Good Look MLW, Not good at all!
I think Court Bauer has a ADHD Problem because matches keep Devolving into Chaos, and a Texas Tornado match is Chaotic as is, then you throw in Run-in after Run-in and it makes no sense, In the End Brock Anderson hit a spinebuster on Paul Walther Hauser to win.
Telenovela Bullsh*t with the House of Duran, as Cesar shows he win pay the ransom for Christo's Release
Backstage: Rogue Horsemen celebrate over beers. BRG laughs over a Paul London wanting him in a "Honey trap match" At Superfight, and not knowing what that even is! We would learn it's a version of A Tar and Feathers match, with Honey replacing Tar.
Women's match and since she's Back I Guess The girl I said looked like a stripper/waitress at a Biker bar, Persephone is now a regular roster member, only because she came back! She bet some local girl with a rope splash.
Delmi Exo Cuts a promo on screen, asking for all comers at Superfight and Definitely not because there are 3 regular women on this roster!
Minoru Sazuki Vs Tom Lawlor was Delayed because Monsieur Saint Laurent came out with a contract for Tom to sign for a match against his client, Dijak. Tom told MSL to Get Lost which was the distraction Sazuki needed to choke out TOM With the Contra flag, But Lawlor fought from underneath, backstage Kojima dealt with the Sendais who where coming to aid Sazuki, and Tom Won the match, who is no using the Macho Elbow as a finish!
2 out of 3 falls match for the Middleweight championship Barbario Carvanario Vs Mistico. This is your Main Event. Match Starts with Barbario Kicking away the Handshake offered by the champion. Despite Having a Name That Ole Sockface over in AEW would Over pronounce and dressing in a Fred Flintstone Costume and Blows snot into the camera, he is a powerhouse....IF ONLY HE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY! A shoulder Tackle on the outside after dodging a Suicide Dive, a Splash off the middle rope and the first fall is the challenger's.
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Big Boot Greet the Champion as he gets up, in the corner Bicarbonate Soda, tears off the Mask, But he Risks a DQ, Mistico refits the hood as the crowd chants Pende*o at Ole Pasta Carbonara!
Headscissor and a Canadian Destroyer From Nowhere and the falls are even
WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL, MISTICO!
Another Tope Suicida Only it doesn't miss,then A plancha by Mistico, until a Spinebuster of sorts stops all the momentum dead. Then a single Leg Crab as the challenger goes for submission, Double knockout spot means this match is nearly over. the champion's moonsault misses but then he uses that momentum for a powerslam. Irish Whip Headscissors into the La Mistica and Barbario Taps
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: MISTICO!
Backstage, Matt Riddle is attacked by Kruger to end the Broadcast!
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