List of Champions-No Changes
World's: Satoshi Kojima
Openweight: Matthew Justice
Middleweight: Mistico
Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamora)
Featherweight: Delmi Exo
Filmed as the preliminary matches of Superfight, this is Intimidation Games.
Ariel Dominguez vs. Okamura had a Sunday Night heat Squash match, where Okamura got over.
Rogue Horseman are backstage, and Bobby Fish has gone grey in the month we saw him last, Maybe he spent all night reading all the people on twitter calling out his bomb shelter ilk like his Carpool buddy Drake Wuertz. Brett Ryan Gosselin comes in, with some feathers still stuck to him from the Honey trap match.
First blood tag match for the number one contenders spot between Bomaye Fight Club vs The Andersons. With BRG cooking on commentary. This made sense to go to the outside quickly, as unlike The Knight/Kenta Match, these factions have been fueding for months. Mr Thomas hit a fine Crossbody from the crowd balcony. And even Faye Jackson got in on the action. BRG tried to interfere but was taken out. C.W was busted up by Alex Kane to mark a dub for the Bomaye in Atlanta.
Featherweight Championship match Tara Zep vs Delmi Exo. Tara Zep is the female Ultimate Warrior-Great entrance, and nothing else. Most of her "Offence" was gro*ing and Licking Delmi. She took one Delmi Driver and it was done! Now Delmi can focus on the other 2 girls in division....well, 3, Big Kaiju is still coming to MLW
Templario backstage. He still wants Mistico at Battle Riot.
Four-way openweight match...Lazy booking Between Akira, Paul Walter Hauser and Bobby Fish vs The Openweight champion, Matthew Justice. It was Hardcore bullsh*t from the Job even without weapons, everyone slid in and put the ring to cooperate spots. Matthew Justice retains.
After the match, Matthew Justice gives Paul Walter Hauser his props for taken this seriously despite been a Actor. Gosselin in the crowd insults the faces. And tells Hauser he is only over because the fans laugh at him, that he's made a Career as a comic relief typecast, that it shows in his wrestling. Hauser responds by saying the biggest joke is the character who doesn't know he's a joke, and that's BRG! Security comes out and enters the ring. Brett is right Hauser says, he's made a lot of money acting and collecting a cheque for MLW, But he didn't buy friends like Gosselin, who laughs and grins that its funny you said that! Money can Buy Friends but it can also buy convenience. That's when "Security " take off their shirts to reveal Horseman shirts. And the goons attack All the faces. One hell of a segment!
Cesar reveals what he stole back from the contracts Eric Bischoff stole! They were in fact Majority Shares. Which because of good faith from Court Bauer, Cesar Duran has signed them and is now matchmaker and President. Dario proposes to Salina, who only accepts when she sees the size of Dario's Ring (PAUSE!) and Cesar faints like a sitcom dad!
Tables turn on Bischoff...Alex Kane is reinstated and Bischoff is kicked out of the arena!
Neon vs Kushida. I wanted so bad for Kushida to be rehabed after his pathetic stint in Nxt 2.0, but he's still dressing like Marty McFly. Nothing to say but flippies and Dippies in the Graveyard Spot they took forever.
Neon is taken under the wing of Mistico and Mascara Dorada.
Backstage Riddle presents Lawlor with a mock up of Michealangelo's Creation of Man. I didn't know Don Callous Took Commissions!
Tag match main event erupts into chaos. It was The Filthy Bros, Matt Riddle and Tom Lawlor vs Ikuro Kwan and Mads Krule Kruger. No point going over this. It was a no contest when all the roster who will compete in the battle riot had a big brawl, and we will see you all at the royal rumble....er....Battle Riot!
That'll be April the 5th, with results here on the 7th. The Battle Riot as I joked above is Major League's version of the Royal Rumble, which I will watch live!
