Monday, November 24, 2025

DON GATO'S TEQUILA PRESENTS-MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING LUCHA DELA MUERTES: 🎵NO MORE TEQUILA!/ THIS SHOW IS CRAPPY!/ NO MORE TEQUILA!/THEY LAID A BOMB!/ NO MORE TEQUILA WHEN YOU'RE BUSTED OPEN!/ ITS TIME TO END 2025!

 List of Champions-No Change 

World's: Mads Krule Kruger 

Openweight: Blue Panther 

Middleweight: Templario 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Donovan Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING:

We have returning and new Talent coming to the League. Last month Matt Riddle vs Karrion Kross was made for this event. Last week, The Smarmy Crashout tried to weasel out in a gym meet up and when that didn't work, he winged and moaned further.

Another debut tonight is former Wwe Superstar Isla Dawn who cut a promo about making MLW a little more terrifying. What side will she take in the Shotzi vs Priscilla Kelly match tonight?

And they have being everywhere, but The Good Brothers have never being to Major League Wrestling, but this is a new Situation for the Club without Bullets. No AJ, No Finn, No Kenny, not even Lightswitch! How are The Good Brothers gonna fair on their own? 

Tonight, the main event would be considered a revenge story for a fallen tag partner...then you remember CW Anderson was taken out by a fairground Electric Chair! Brock Anderson issues a Bunkhouse Brawl match with his Hall of Famer Father in His corner, his father, the legendary "Enforcer" Arn Anderson.

We were live in Charleston, North Carolina, a territory that has being starved of wrestling for 3 decades, is now the HQ of Major League Wrestling. And with his Throne in the ring surrounded by Sparklers, here comes Don Gato and the House of Duran to announce the matches. When Cesar is to announce the Middleweight championship match, out comes Ikuro Kwan with Don Gato's Knuckles on him. He demands his title match, and he gets it but Don Gato will be a ringside Enforcer for the now three way match. But Kwan is not happy that it's not one on one, so he insults Salina and slaps Jesus until Gato pulls out a FREAKING Katana from his seat! Jesus!

Isla Dawn vs Scarlett. Isla jump-starts the match, mocks Scarlett's Str*pper dance. Isla did very well, And though She was Rusty, Scarlett and her and a decent match...until Scarlett did a stinkface, and set women's division back by 15 years. Saito Suplex and Muscle Buster-The Scarlett Letter gets the win.

Danny McBride shown to his seat in Duran's Booth

World tag Team Championship match The Skyscrapers vs The Good Brothers. The Ref lost control and it was No Contest. Seriously? And the Reffing was only to get more absurd later! The Crowd boos as they Fought off!

Don Gato Ad. Danny McBride and Don Gato races Motorbikes in a Agave Field. 

Triple threat Lightning match-Dive bomb Diego Hill vs Okamura vs Stigma. It's The Slide in, Do A Move, Take A Move, Slide Out on a Minute Waltz Tempo. Final time 5:03 left, Diego Hill splashes Stigma and pins him as his Second and soon to be opponent Blue Panther looks on.

Four way Lucha match Los Atlantis vs Galleon Phantasma vs Los Felinos vs Los Panthers. What a time to retire "LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING!" Because this was it, Chief. A Tornado tag, Bring-Your-Da-To-The-Mudshow. No pacing, no storytelling, Just eight masked morons doing Flippies and Dippies. Screwy ref Count when Refund-o or whatever the Bareboot Pencil neck in the Halloween mask Name is,  did a crappy dive that winded him so bad the ref interrupted the count at two, but since this was the finish the ref just when back down and counted 3 to mass confusion. 

Priscilla Kelly vs Shotzi Blackheart...a televised match so terrible, not even the Camera wanted to record it! THE CAMERA BLACKED OUT 2 MINUTES IN! And when it came back, the first thing we see is the logo of a completely different Wrestling show! This took me right out of the rest of the match. Shotzi won, I guess.

Finally, some good news from MLW. It's Weekley Wrestling Programme, Fusion will return in 2026. Great. Unironically, Great news, Doing Fusion results will increase my goal to 600th Posts in no time!

Don Gato and his str*ppers Do their thing as Don Gato prepares to be at Ringside.

Triple Threat match for the Middleweight championship-Templario vs Maya Guerrera Jr vs Ikuro Kwan. Flippies and Dippies. It only got interesting in the last minutes when Kwan uses Don Gato's Knuckles in front of him and he goes to collect his property.  Templario Hits Lungblower on Kwan to retain the title

They recap the Confrontation between Kross and Riddle that I recapped above.

Bunkhouse Brawl match for the World's championship- Brock Anderson vs Mads Krule Kruger was next. Brock, the Home State Hero, was valeted by his Hall of Fame Father,  The legendary "Enforcer " Arn Anderson. The bell rings, but Arn gets on the mic to address the Crowd, he saws North Carolina is Horseman Country,  and he and the others had great memories in this State, which the crowd Cheered. He tells Krule, he doesn't only have to deal with 2 Andersons, But 3! CW Is back armed with a Kendo Stick. He says into Krule's back as Arn and Brock are armed with a Kendo Stick, each, beat down on Kruger as this happy crowd chant "You F**ked Up!" The Challenger gets another weapon on the Outside, Brock is ready to do a Triple H impression because here comes the Shovel! But all the while, Kruger as the unstoppable Monster, absorbed every strike and blow. Chokeslam on Brock,  Krule throws CW into the Ref causing a bump. Spinebuster but the ref is still down. CW Recovers with a fire extinguisher, which he blasts into The Champion's face! DDT by Anderson only gets 2. CW charges in with a steel chair, only to have it punched back into his face. Kruger grabs Arn by the head, as the Crowd goes insane.  Brock having his Father, walks right into Scorched Earth. A Valiant Effort by Anderson, But it wasn't to be. The match ends in a happy note as the 3 Andersons hugged and raised their arms to the crowd. 

Opera Cup 2025 Final-Volador vs Mistico. A final contrived to return the Opera Cup to Mexico and to an entirely different Company. Given that Volador couldn't get here on his own, no sign of Magnus and Rugido tonight.  Match starts with an attempt of a Handshake which Volador refuses. Armdrag Leapfrog baseball slide to Volador on the outside,  But Volador slides back in. Mistico gers Whipped into the Corner and Volador climbs behind him to try and rip off Mistico's Mask again to boos. Tiger Fient Kick to Volador. Suicide Dive by Mistico after him. Jack-knife pin only gets 2. Mistico tries a Headscissors, only to be Dropped unsafely,  then VolaDunce stands outside to stare at the ring like an Idiot again, but the people start chanting Pend*Jo at him, Angering him back into action. And that Action, is a Frankenstiener by Mistico, done with blatant cooperation with the opponent! Super kick and Backstabber by Volador, only gets 2. La Mistica from nowhere and Volador taps. Mistico makes History as the only back to back winner In Opera Cup History, celebrating with Cesar and Don Gato by filling the cup with Tequila. 

NOW TO THE MAIN EVENT- Matt Riddle vs Killer Kross, now nicknamed due to the #WeWantKross movement "The People's Executioner" in what is billed as a "Pit Fight Rules Match". The Carolinas were always a Smart crowd, but even then, The things Riddle has said and Done recently warranted the Crowd to Chant "F you Riddle!" This match being a Pit Fight was MMA Rules only, winner by Submission or knockout! While submissions were on display,  this was still a Wrestling match with Wrestling holds. Kross got a second wind after Matt Got in Scarlett's face. Answering back with a Suplex, a Fireman's Carry and a new piece in the repertoire, the Diamond Cutter,  with Permission from Dallas Page. Doomsday Saito Suplex and the Cross Jacket Sleeper closes the deal, and the last post I make in 2025!

And that will do it for 2025, with this being the 583 post, I am 17 posts short of the goal of 600. But I got to tell you, this year was the busiest year I've had in a long time, and if Fusion returns in January,  then it'll be a year like no other. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Now is the time to finally rest. There is only the matter of launching the Christmas Special next Monday on Boggerboxoffice, but after that, I take a well deserved rest for a month. I will return next month on the 6th of January with a new Schedule for the new year.

 THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT! JUST BY READING THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!

And before I go, Let's update the Champion list

List of Champions-No Change

World's :Mads Krule Kruger

Openweight: Blue Panther

Middleweight:Templario 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Donovan Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

OPERA CUP 2025 WINNER: MISTICO