next sunday, wrestlemania 25

next sunday the wrestling equalivement to woodstock, wrestlemania is coming to our screens on sunday
here is the full line-up starting saturday

next saturday the hall of fame induction ceremony

Sunday the whole fucking event

the card in order of title importance

wwe title:
randy orton verSus "the Game" triple h
money on: HHH

World heavyweight title
EDGE VS the big show vs JOHN FUCKING CENA
money on: FUCKING CENA

intercontinental title match
john bradshaw-layfield versus rey mysterio (Jbl promises "something historic" taking mysterios mask off?)

money in the bank ladder match (winner gets a title match for any time within the year)
kane vs christian vs C.M Punk vs "The gold standard" Shelton benjamin vs MVP VS finlay vs mark henry vs kofi kingson
money on:benjamin
wishful thinking: our own finlay!

tag title unification match to crown the Undisputed tag team champions
the colon brothers versus john morrision and that dude from MTV!!!!
match will be lumberjack match (i.e. ring surrounded by wrestlers not good enough to be at a match at wrestlemania)
money on: miz and morrison

miss wrestlemania (25 women over the top battle royal, despite that there is only 16 women on the roster!)
money on:suprise entrant
wishful thinking:cancel this match

shawn micheals versus undertaker
money on: 'Taker 17-0, the safest bet ever made.

chris Jericho versus jimmy superfly snuka, ricky "the dragon" steamboat and Rowdy roddy piper with ric flair (WOOO!!!): handicap match
money on: jericho
wishful thinking:"i'm outta retirement!WOO! AND I WANT A REMATCH!WOOOOOOO!!!!!

jeff hardy versus matt hardy
EXTREME MOTHERFUCKING RULES! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!
winner: to close to call
wishful thinking: matt to beat the crystal meth out of jeff's system! now that's an intervention!