failed party games

• the game for wrestling dumb in your life! Game of no life!
• recession monopoly! play as a pink-slip, a boarded up bank and a atm with insolvent funds
• hide the sausage (a favourite of Louis Walsh and his boybands!)

santino marella makes Cena look like a credible wrestler

i would like to apoligise to all the john FUCKING cena fans that i made angry so much that i had to buy them icecream to calm them down.

cena is a CREDIBLE wrestler compared to the terrible wrestler Santino Marella

now once this was a different story
Antony Carrelli is a legit two time Judo champion so when given a contract he was so unsure of what gimmick he would have so vince macmachon in his INFINITE WISDOM(!) said this you have an italtian name we'll make you an ITALTIAN

OF COURSE!!!
now what is wrong with that

first of all santino cant wrestle Cena cant wrestle but at least cena's finish is a wrestling move
even if it is a body slam!
Santino finisher is a roll-up
Yes a roll-up
not a neckbreaker as suggested in the games
A roll-up
not a triangle choke like many trading cards say
A FUCKING ROLL-UP
to those who dont know what a roll-up is (all 99% of you!) is where you sneak up behind grab the opponent's knee pit and pin him down to the ground

oh thats indimidating!

Next is his voice it is the worst italtian accent i have heard unfortanatly this make some of his interview a bit funny to be honest
here are is a funny song making fun of stone cold's crappy film the condemned to the tune of Rehab and tell me that's not funny

try and make watch the condemned i say
no no no
its a sad fact
stone cold can not act
he just
blows blows blows
he likes to hang out in bars
i gave his movie zero stars
(repeat first two lines)
ok thats funny but the fans are treating him like the second coming of the Rock
yes the rock was entertaning but the
company is called
World WRESTLING entertainment

got that macmahon?
P.S. GIVE FINLAY A TITLE SHOT!

my views on last sundays wrestlemania

• the colon brothers b. the miz and john Morrison in a dark match the colons are now the unified tag champs.
• punk wins money in the bank (again) got booed by the crowd. great match but Finlay was robbed again!!! HEY MACMACHON! GET SOMETHING RIGHT! GIVE FINLAY A TITLE SHOT!
• in what could be the worst match even by wwe womens division standards THE FUCKING ITALTIAN (IN A DRESS) wins a women's title shot
• Jericho beat the legends but the dragon showed that he still got it!
• taker 17-0 but had to work in one of the greatest matches i've ever seen
• John FUCKING cena is Fucking world champion AGAIN!!!!
• Jbl Quit after losing Ic title. Layfield who is a legit millionairre has past his prime even when he was wwe champion in short wrestling is a one-way street once you made enough ground you have to stop.
• HHH beat thriple H in one of most obvious ending (read : hhh asked his daddy-in-law to rig a match in his favour

and the winner is...

two months ago i told you what about the new flavours of walkers and i think i have falling love with the winner
(drum roll please)

FISH AND CHIPS IS TOO FUCKING GORGOUS!!

There should be a warning on the packet

WARNING FISH AND CHIPS WALKERS WILL SEND YOU ON A FLAVOUR TRIP

even the colour of the crisp is a light transulent red .
thats right, a crisp in the old school

and old school is COOL!

if you thought yesterdays story was good

i would like to apologise for my assumption that the "iceberg in Sydney" hoax was the greatest hoax in the world. it was a mere icecube in relation to this hoax one so famous it completley made everyone into a hysterical idiot

No not the War of worlds radio-play that is too famous.

i mean the pararama "spaghetti trees" hoax

for this hoax i would like to bring you on a journey on my verbal TARDIS

the 1950s
war was over
and with it came the television
with the first television rolling across britian there was mass hysteria for buying a television as the bbc promised to show the cornation of queen only on television.
during that time the televison itself, not just the programs in it was a talking point.
it was working. the public were in there hands
now to the main story
Pararama was (and still is) one of the most influencial current affairs program. Giving views on current affairs on places seem so far away. In short if it was on pararama. it must be true.
just what they wanted.
one night they were showing footage (which by today standards were obviously doctored) of a spaghetti being grown on a tree. Pasta wasn,t well known in the fifties and most people only saw spaghetti in hoops. in short they didn't know where it came from.
from footage in "swizterland" (in truth, Yorkshire) the harvest was taking place.
then the good bit. the reporter then revealed that british soil was the optimum condition for growing pasta all one had to do is plant a tin of spaghetti and within a month a fully grown tree
with a bounty of £200 worth of pasta every month
now pararama was (and still is) an hourly programme from 10pm
so imagine those who missed the programme waking up to neighbours digging and burying tins of spag hoops into the early hours of the morning
the next night - April 2nd pararama revealed the truth
APRIL FOOLS!

ah its April....

the birds are chirping.
the coat is getting off...for a while
and dentists are rubbing there hands in delight when a child who eat too much chocolate doesn't have a medical card

of course its was unless you don't have a cruel bone in your body,the first of april yesterday

and i have a story to tell you have what could be the most infamous April fools joke ever

I'm refering to the Iceberg in Sydney incident

i'll explain.

in the 1920s an australian millionaire in the mould of howard hughes,(read eccentric) claimed that he was making money on a mining operation but what and where was he mining?
gold in columba?
diamonds in south africa
no .

ice from antartica.
yes you read it right ICE!
he then said that he was going to barge a giant iceberg to syndey to his factory to be rendered into icecubes and selling them for $20 dollars each
the public argued that was too dear for an fecking icecube
but the millionairre said that a icecube pure and centuries old, would be the compliment to any drink.
the day arrived and so did the iceberg 40 ft high and wide the crowd was buying it they should have payed attention to the date:
april the first
and the weather report
Heavy rain as soon as the rain hit the "iceberg" it was revealed on the crowd.
all over the crowd.
because the ice berg was made of shaving cream and a 40 ft stack of blankets
the crowd then realised that they were covered in an elaborate hoax as the barge owned by the millionaire was christened....
APRIL FOOLS!!!

do you like my headers ?

i got the idea from the bravo continality, here is the ones i have on my blog in the past

• on the road to wrestlemania
• opening a can of WHUPASS
• as part as a nutritious breakfast
• crying police brutality
• is a sign of the apocalypse
• NOT eating my weight in chocolate
• is a lumberjack but that's ok!
• doing the time warp again!
• MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!
• running wild, brother!
• watering my cherry tree because its earth day
• FOR GONDOR AND MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!!!!!
• voting sinn fien
• wants to go 12 rounds with John Cena.... with a kendo stick!
• served with chips or rice!
• behind enemy lines
• WHOS YOUR DADDY??????
• ARSE! FECK! DRINK! GIRLS!
• has performed a illegal action and needs to be shut down.
• is not asleep he's dead!
• moonwalking
• eating spam
• upper class twit of the year
• is not the messiah hes a very naughty boy!
• armed with a pointed stick!
• sleeping on the couch
• and new heavyweight champion!
• walking that ailse
• drinking Monster ripper
• kicking ass and taking names
• Crying wont help you, praying wont do you no good!
• flying the flag
• mothers lock up your daughters!
• you wont like him when hes angry!
• doing night fever in the mirror
• HAS TWO WORDS FOR YA.......SUCK IT!!!!!!
• I AM A MAN! (PUNCH)
• has too much free time on his hands
• hallo am i on D'air?
• won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck
• pitying fools!
• raising the roof
• 64 degrees and cloudy
• does what he likes and likes what he does
• FREEBIRD!
• wavy-gravying
• living the dream
• dilute to taste
• intro to "show me how to live" by Audioslave (im not writting it all out again-eamonn)
• Carving pumpkins
• dAZED aND cONFUSED
• read in 7 countries and counting
• transformed and rolled out
• learning how to backstroke
• and christian bale are done profressionally!
• taping my thumb in respect!
• has a shiny nose!
• pulling crackers
• Meow
• playing Guilty Gear
• IS OVER 9000!
• enlightened for a year and will be for many more!
• lives like a super villian.
• tired and emotional
• IM FROM WINNEPEG YOU IDIOT!
• Welcome to 3 tickets to hell
• felt the rains down in africa.
• Sunburnt
• Would like a 99!
• Drinking monster kaos
• is the stig!
• may contain nuts
• sweet
• as part as your 5 a day
• Kicking your skinny fat ass!

if you like my headers or have an idea for one please drop me a line at eberminghamot@live.ie my dream is that my headers get a wikiquote page
look out for a new one tomorrow!