santino marella makes Cena look like a credible wrestler

i would like to apoligise to all the john FUCKING cena fans that i made angry so much that i had to buy them icecream to calm them down.

cena is a CREDIBLE wrestler compared to the terrible wrestler Santino Marella

now once this was a different story
Antony Carrelli is a legit two time Judo champion so when given a contract he was so unsure of what gimmick he would have so vince macmachon in his INFINITE WISDOM(!) said this you have an italtian name we'll make you an ITALTIAN

OF COURSE!!!
now what is wrong with that

first of all santino cant wrestle Cena cant wrestle but at least cena's finish is a wrestling move
even if it is a body slam!
Santino finisher is a roll-up
Yes a roll-up
not a neckbreaker as suggested in the games
A roll-up
not a triangle choke like many trading cards say
A FUCKING ROLL-UP
to those who dont know what a roll-up is (all 99% of you!) is where you sneak up behind grab the opponent's knee pit and pin him down to the ground

oh thats indimidating!

Next is his voice it is the worst italtian accent i have heard unfortanatly this make some of his interview a bit funny to be honest
here are is a funny song making fun of stone cold's crappy film the condemned to the tune of Rehab and tell me that's not funny

try and make watch the condemned i say
no no no
its a sad fact
stone cold can not act
he just
blows blows blows
he likes to hang out in bars
i gave his movie zero stars
(repeat first two lines)
ok thats funny but the fans are treating him like the second coming of the Rock
yes the rock was entertaning but the
company is called
World WRESTLING entertainment

got that macmahon?
P.S. GIVE FINLAY A TITLE SHOT!