Change of scenery this time around. not using a cafe computer i got my own at last! but this isnt coming from my house its beaming from my parents house so lets get started!
video package is a christmas themed package. sorry put x-mas with tna together and i'll have flash-backs to the barb wire x-mas tree match!
TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
MOTER CITY MACHINE GUNS VS BRITISH INVASION(C)
USA Chants to start this off! the crowd behind the guns,doing what they do best quick tags in and out.Brutus "mr Sky Tv" Magnus stops that momentum dead with a bearhug.sabin gets the tag to shelly who double teams with round kicks and takes out the Brits with stereo Planchas to the outside! Shelly back in with magnus and big Fubuki from the former Gladiator.tag to williams and leg scissors by the veteren. gory special applied by williams. as the ref was checking on shelly brutus took out sabin in the corner. Tag and B.i's hit there Neck-tie Finisher bit of show boating cost the champs as Sabin gets the Hot-tag! ddt by sabin gets 2 shelley hits a suicide dive.tag to shelley, shelley hits a Sliced-bread but only gets 2 magnus hits his Tormenter but doesnt pin. guns hit there dropkick ddt combo followed by the crossbody/stunner combo.but the brits hit the Hart Attack and its over!
WINNER AND STILL TAG CHAMPIONS:BRITISH INVASION 3/5
AD BREAK: NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS MORE THAN STRONGMAN LIFTING HEAVY THINGS!
TNA KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP
TARA VS O.D.B.
Val (thats the ringside girl!) looks terrified taking poision the spider. Way to earn your pay-check, Maria-clone! Tarantuala into a flip senton to start this one! but its mostly the one dirty bitch with power moves like shoulder breakers, scorpion death drops foldway slams but a roll-up gets tara the win!
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: TARA
GOOD MATCH BUT CANT TOP THE CAGE MATCH FROM LAST MONTH 3/5
AD BREAK: ITS BEHIND YOU YOU BASTARD!
Another hype video for hogan to take TNAs money and run, bruther!
FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
LETHAL CONSEQUENSES(JAY LETHAL AND CONSEQUENSES CREED) VS CODY DEANER VS BEER...MONEY(ROBERT ROODE AND COWBOY JAMES STORM) VS WORLD ELITE(ERIC YOUNG,KEVIN NASH,SHIEK ABDUL BASHIR,KIYOSHI,HOMICIDE AND BIG ROB) VS SAMOA JOE
in a side note, body builder Marissa Coates is nashs new valet since Coates has wrestling training. she is defintly a step up from the useless Girl from survivor that nash had dirubg the summer
AD BREAK: look at the size of this coconut!
Bashir gets case 2, big Rob gets case 4 nash gets case 1 samoa joe the final case
CASEHOLDERS:JOE,NASH,BASHIR AND STEROID MAN!
AD BREAK: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS AN UNDERRATED CHRISTMAS FILM
BACKSTAGE: KURT ANGLE AND AJ STYLES
ANGLES SAYS HE WANTS A TITLE MATCH
THE REVEALING OF THE CASE CONTENTS
Nash: tag team title shot so i guess it could be young and nash challenging for the belts
Samoa Joe: World title shot(naturally)
Steriod Man: X-Division shot(better throw those pills away)
Bashir: fired(dont worry shawn come back under a mask disco dance a bit and call yourself Kebab man!
AD BREAK: Every Russian bar has a trapeze act in it!
8-MAN TAG MATCH
RHINO TEAM 3D JESSE NEAL VS "HERNANDICE"" SUICIDAY" THE BLACK POPE AND MATT MORGAN
As per the rules of the tag match on impact hernandez must fight 1-4 for 5 minutes cross body to start this off.rhino hits a belly to belly but Super-Mex counters the gore into a pin
RHINO IS ELIMINATED
Here comes the calvary in hernandez' partners but Fail hits a chairshot on hernandez hernandez returns the favour suicide gets a 3d for his troubles!
Hernandez, neal and suicide are eliminated
burke uses his boxing skills to the delight of fans but gets the 3d
the pope is eliminated.
its 2on1 now as morgan gets fuck him up morgan chants 2 carbon footprints later and we have a winner
WINNERS:MORGAN,HERNANDEZ,POPE AND SUICIDE
AD BREAK WATCHING THE DARTS AS WELL DURING THE BREAK. PART TO WIN
LAST MAN STANDING
SCOTT STEINER VS BOBBY LASHLEY
Steiner out with lead pipe. krystal is ejected from ringside with steiner now stalking her. but its a trap and gets a pipe shot to lashley back inthe ring and lashley hits a jackhammer. he tries for the dragon sleeper but gets out of the ring he does it so quickly that steiner may be injured in that leg.another pipe shot followed by a ddt powerslam a low blow. steiner is the one of the toughest fearless wrestlers there is dont believe me? who else would do a frankensteiner with an injured leg. end comes by krystal hitting steiner with the pipe steiner is out for the 10-count
winner:Lashley 3/5
MICK FOLEY AND ABYSS VS DR STEVIE AND RAVEN
Raven with a kendo stick stevie comes out with a steel chair that says USE ME ABYSS this is a wild match with weapons inthe end stevie got covered in barb wire and elbow dropped for the loss.
Winners: foley and abyss.
angle wins 2/1 against wolfe 4/5
aj retains against daniels
OVERALL: GOOD SHOW NOT GREAT! BUT GOOD. ALL EYES WILL BE ON HOGAN TO SEE HOW LONG BEFORE HE'LL FUCK UP TNA!
SO THATS IT MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND HEALTHLY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY READERS!
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