THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE LYRICS(PARODY OF ATOP THE 4TH WALL)

Welcome to Eamonn's new blog,
the enlightened page!
when it comes to tv and wrestling,
Eamonn is a sage!

McMahon,
your not the smartest
Kennedy
you're a con-artist!

dont mention RTE cause
he'll go in a rage
BERMINGHAM!
HE'S ENLIGHTENED, BITCH!
Don't call him fat

BERMINGHAM!
Its the other guy
who wears a purdy hat!
BERMINGHAM!
Hogans, Bischoffs Nashes and Halls
THIS MATCH SUCKS BALLS!

BERMINGHAM!
sits down on the couch
and forces himself through it!
and poorly booked and ugly mess
but someones got to do it!

he doesnt care what Jordan did!
he wants 'Mania tickets for 20 quid!
but he wouldnt go to wwe show
because the audience is filled
with little kids

with random rants, mock the weeks reviews and diatribes
eamonn is here to lead the fans defiant
the enlightened page
like in a loin in cage!
come on divas dont you know anything about wrestling?

He would have love to work for WWE
But vince and Cena
turned it PG!
And now theres nothing left to do
but bitch bi-monthly on pay-per-view!

BERMINGHAM
HE IS ENLIGHTENED BUT
Whats that on his neck?
BERMINGHAM!
His favourite curse words
are bastard and feck!
BERMINGHAM!
Cooking up a storm on wrestlemania night!
BERMINGHAM!
BUT.
THIS.
MATCH.
IS SHITE.

BER-MING-HAM!

LYRICS-eamonn bermingham
(original song by Vincent E.L.)
(THEME SONG FOR ATOP THE WALL-CREATED BY LEWIS LOVAUG AKA LINKARA)
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