last year i post my 24 greatest wm moments and my 24 wtf moments so here is an update for last year!
Best moment: Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels: Say what you will about WWE Creative and the booking team, but when it matters they can book a superb match! as you know 'Taker in his 20 year this november stint in wwe he has never lost a match at wrestlemania what was once a conincidence before wm 13 wear he won the title has become its own instiution. usually the setup for the match is this taker nearly win belt opponent(s) screws him over. match But this was a different execution this was 2 men one-upping each other costing matchs stealing moves and gimmicks! yes we seen that before but we knew that this match would be something to watch this match got 10 minutes+ at wrestlemania! to be honest i cannot remember what title matches where one that night! you have to be a compelling match to overshadow the titles!
Worst moment:the Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal:
okay this i knew was going to suck! why well i'll tell you! it was a 25 diva (that term i hate so much!) battle royal. doesnt seems bad right?
one problem!
excluding Vickie and Garcia they only had 18 women on the roster!
so vinces tries to call in favors from former Divas
and somehow convince Sunny, Molly holly, Jackie Gayda-Haas, Torrie Wilson, amy weber and even Tara is convinced that the prize of a womens title shot for a year is enough for reprising the Victoria Gimmick.
one problem!
the night before Candice Michelle arm which she was rehading for 8 months has gone numb with pain and she cant compete so who replaces her in the match!
THE ITALIAN IN DRAG!
But it gets worse!
as santino calling himself santina gets the year long title shot as Kid rock's (whos live appearance before the match was pointless!) So Hotttt! plays the match out. so just to illiterate
25 diva match. vince cant count. favours spent. false promises. santino in drag. kid rock. Done
and your Shipment of FAIL has arrived.
and yes, thats Hotttt with 4 ts.
B-COZ PUR LITA-C IZ...
KEWL!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
breaking news: survivor series scrapped!
as a wrestling blogger. its important to ALWAYS back up a story from a relible source as you know i get my wrestling news from rajah. while pannecby most fans it has never steered me wrong. but always read any news from a home site like wwes corparate site. and from that i read that wwe is scrapping its longest traditions.
no not wrestlemania we'll fight til we die if he did that!
but sirvivor series is being scrapped.
but what is replacing it?
something new?
of course not! vince is old so he like things familer!
but old doesnt mean crap!
take my tatse in music for me the 90s was when i waitted for the 80s to come back in fashion!
this is what wwe may choose to replace the series all these are winners (except the battle bowl that sucked the first time around) but only one will be chosen(not battle bowl)
Battle bowl-a dropping in the wcw stable! 16-make shift teams (made of wrestlers that JUST HAPPEN to be fueding) compete to be a tag-title shot
King of the ring-this need to come back!
War-games-2 rings side by side in a giant cage. 2 teams of 5 come in a no holds barred match. when all the combatents are in the match can be won by pinfall and submission
WWE: A NIGHT OF LEGENDS: a ppv in tribute to the legends of wwe with perhaps a legend in a match
WWE: THE STREETS: A STREET FIGHT EVENT
MONEY IN THE BACK TOURNAMENT: prelimenary matches to led to the final which is the money un the bank match itself.
Raw Roullette: i would pay to see a event where matches are added stips on the night itself. throw the book out the window. lets have some fun!
A NIGHT OF DIVAS: Really, vince, you want us to stay up at 2am watching skanks that dont know how to wrestle? REALLY!?!!
well thats its im spending valentines day being bitter that idiots are schilling money for crap that they will be throwing out the next day! and end of the month joe-jack will review a movie dont know which one yet!
its the blogs birthday so heres to more years ahead!
no not wrestlemania we'll fight til we die if he did that!
but sirvivor series is being scrapped.
but what is replacing it?
something new?
of course not! vince is old so he like things familer!
but old doesnt mean crap!
take my tatse in music for me the 90s was when i waitted for the 80s to come back in fashion!
this is what wwe may choose to replace the series all these are winners (except the battle bowl that sucked the first time around) but only one will be chosen(not battle bowl)
Battle bowl-a dropping in the wcw stable! 16-make shift teams (made of wrestlers that JUST HAPPEN to be fueding) compete to be a tag-title shot
King of the ring-this need to come back!
War-games-2 rings side by side in a giant cage. 2 teams of 5 come in a no holds barred match. when all the combatents are in the match can be won by pinfall and submission
WWE: A NIGHT OF LEGENDS: a ppv in tribute to the legends of wwe with perhaps a legend in a match
WWE: THE STREETS: A STREET FIGHT EVENT
MONEY IN THE BACK TOURNAMENT: prelimenary matches to led to the final which is the money un the bank match itself.
Raw Roullette: i would pay to see a event where matches are added stips on the night itself. throw the book out the window. lets have some fun!
A NIGHT OF DIVAS: Really, vince, you want us to stay up at 2am watching skanks that dont know how to wrestle? REALLY!?!!
well thats its im spending valentines day being bitter that idiots are schilling money for crap that they will be throwing out the next day! and end of the month joe-jack will review a movie dont know which one yet!
its the blogs birthday so heres to more years ahead!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Royal rumble 2010 results
THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA BEGINS.TONIGHT. AND YOU RIDING SHOTGUN WITH ME THE ENLIGHTENED ONE! OUR FIRST STOP, ATLANTA GEORGIA FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE! HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHRISTIAN(C) VS EZEKIAL JACKSON W/WILLIAM REGAL
Christian has held this belt for 8 months so i think title change tonight. since when has zeke being south american? hes being billed as a being from guyana? any way christian outwrestles Zeke through-out. but a Killswitch is countered and the champ is thrown out. speaking of which, Regal is thrown out by the ref. mounted sleeper into zekes ura-nage gets 2 followed by a ducking chothesline! zeke with a 3/4 nelson. not remembering that the killswitch is 3/4 neldson neck-breaker. but the champ fights back with a SHOR-YU-KEN!
YOU MUST BEAT SHEN LONG TO STAND A CHANCE!
Diving headbutt shades of C***s B****t! corner pendulum kick killswitch! Done!
WINNER AND STILL ECW CHAMPION: CHRISTIAN
Thats a shocker 3/5
Backstage: t eddy long and Tiffany the fembot.
Teddy congrats Fembot for great match and fembot being the Mega-whore that she is. actually flirts with the married man.hey if got got her the ecw job maybe she'll have all the gm jobs!
BUT NO, IT GETS WORSE! as cryme tyme do their borderline racist schtick! and ask the great khali for his number
BUT NO IT GETS WORSE!!
as runjin starts thanking in ebonic and khali does a b-boy poses.
BUT NO, ITS GETS WORSE!!!
as teddy khali runjin and bottom-bitch start singing Pantz on da ground!
BUT NO. IT. GETS. WORSE!!!!
as the miz comes out. finally it seems there is a point as teddy tells Douchebag that hes defending the belt to night against mvp but then
IT.
GETS.
WORSE!!!!!
As Khali sings who let the dogs out?
Also backstage Cody stirs it with orton.
SKILLET SINGS HERO? THE SAME BAND THAT GAVE US THAT SHIT FEEL LIKE A MONSTER DIRGE? WOW!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP THE MIZ(C) VS MVP
MVP on offence early in fact this a one sided match why because his opponent is not a wrestler he is an idiot! Ballin' elbow play maker gets 2 but miz being a gobshite uses a cheap roll-up to win
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:DOUCHEBAG!
BULLSHIT!0/5
Miz gets a playmaker to the delight of everyone
backstage: Jeri-show
Jericho sas that they should get back together but show says he should move on. r-truth comes out and taunts Jericko
Also Backstage: Orton and ted
he tells his Bitches to fuck off!
RAW.IS.HOSTED.BY WILLIAM.SHATNER.THIS.WEEK.
Shemus retains.
Orton beats the shit out ofORTONS BITCHES Legacy!
Mickie james new womens champ
taker retains in a fantastic effort by mysterio!
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRY ONE: DOLPH ZIGGLER
ENTRY TWO:EVAN BOURNE
-Zig-Zag!
-air bourne!
entry 3: CM PUNK!
CM PUNK eliminates Ziggler and bourne.
punk all alone does a promo about straight-edge!
#4: jtg
eliminated another promo by punk!
#5 Khali:
Punk tries to get khali to take the Pledge but instead punk gets a brian chop and a Khali vice grip!
#6 beth Phionex
beth kisses khali over the ropes. but she gets put in the go to sleep
as #7 Zack ryder comes out
but beth and zack are eliminated and we get another promo about straight edge. Let me find a container for my joy!
triple h is out followed by Drew MacIntyre!
Punk is eliminated. that'll shut him up!
2 YOUNG TALENTED MEN IN MORRISON AND DIBIASIE ARE NEXT
morrison hits starship pain on Drew
number 12 is kane
double choke slam!
#13 is Boring Rhodes followed by mvp who is taken out by miz! so mvp is out of the rumble!
#15 is Carlito. HE STILL WORKS HERE?
3 BACKSTABBERS
#16 IS DOUCHEBAG!
stupid fold-in slam and mvp comes out to eliminated himself and Miz
#17 MATT HARDY
you know what i think this matt hardy's ye-
matt hardy is eliminated!
Never mind!
kane is gone too!
#18 shawn michaels
carlito,rhodes,dibiasie and morrison are eliminated!
#19 John FUCKING Cena
10 knuckle shuffle for dx
pedegree by hhh but gets eliminated
#20 benjamin
paydirt on cena
but gets eliminated
#21: YOSHITATSU!
alright a young talent who will be a favourit-
Tatsu is eliminated!
okay!
did some-one order the 3 plate of useless meat because in come Big show mark henry and chris masters
f.u on masters and masters is gone!
#25 r-truth
truth takes out both show and Mizark!
axe kick
JACK SWAGGER AND KOFI KINGSTON ARE NEXT!
swagger is eliminated!
#28 CHRIS JERICHO
truth is eliminated. fu on jericho .trouble in paradise but kofi is gone!
codebreaker on michaels
#29 EDGE IS BACK!
SPEARS FOR EVERYONE! JERICHO IS OUT! I'M CALLING IT! EDGE VS JERICHO AT MANIA!
#30 Batista!
spear
f.u. sweet chin music all on the the animal but michaels gets eliminated by batista as michaels looks dejected. IM CALLING MICHAELS VS BATISTA AT MANIA
Bastista is eliminated by cena who is eliminated by Edge!
WINNER :EDGE!
OVERALL:AT LEAST CENA DIDNT WIN I'M JUST SAYING!
well thats it!well thats it! februray the 12th is my blogs birthday so im doing live posts! see you then!
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHRISTIAN(C) VS EZEKIAL JACKSON W/WILLIAM REGAL
Christian has held this belt for 8 months so i think title change tonight. since when has zeke being south american? hes being billed as a being from guyana? any way christian outwrestles Zeke through-out. but a Killswitch is countered and the champ is thrown out. speaking of which, Regal is thrown out by the ref. mounted sleeper into zekes ura-nage gets 2 followed by a ducking chothesline! zeke with a 3/4 nelson. not remembering that the killswitch is 3/4 neldson neck-breaker. but the champ fights back with a SHOR-YU-KEN!
YOU MUST BEAT SHEN LONG TO STAND A CHANCE!
Diving headbutt shades of C***s B****t! corner pendulum kick killswitch! Done!
WINNER AND STILL ECW CHAMPION: CHRISTIAN
Thats a shocker 3/5
Backstage: t eddy long and Tiffany the fembot.
Teddy congrats Fembot for great match and fembot being the Mega-whore that she is. actually flirts with the married man.hey if got got her the ecw job maybe she'll have all the gm jobs!
BUT NO, IT GETS WORSE! as cryme tyme do their borderline racist schtick! and ask the great khali for his number
BUT NO IT GETS WORSE!!
as runjin starts thanking in ebonic and khali does a b-boy poses.
BUT NO, ITS GETS WORSE!!!
as teddy khali runjin and bottom-bitch start singing Pantz on da ground!
BUT NO. IT. GETS. WORSE!!!!
as the miz comes out. finally it seems there is a point as teddy tells Douchebag that hes defending the belt to night against mvp but then
IT.
GETS.
WORSE!!!!!
As Khali sings who let the dogs out?
Also backstage Cody stirs it with orton.
SKILLET SINGS HERO? THE SAME BAND THAT GAVE US THAT SHIT FEEL LIKE A MONSTER DIRGE? WOW!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP THE MIZ(C) VS MVP
MVP on offence early in fact this a one sided match why because his opponent is not a wrestler he is an idiot! Ballin' elbow play maker gets 2 but miz being a gobshite uses a cheap roll-up to win
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:DOUCHEBAG!
BULLSHIT!0/5
Miz gets a playmaker to the delight of everyone
backstage: Jeri-show
Jericho sas that they should get back together but show says he should move on. r-truth comes out and taunts Jericko
Also Backstage: Orton and ted
he tells his Bitches to fuck off!
RAW.IS.HOSTED.BY WILLIAM.SHATNER.THIS.WEEK.
Shemus retains.
Orton beats the shit out of
Mickie james new womens champ
taker retains in a fantastic effort by mysterio!
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRY ONE: DOLPH ZIGGLER
ENTRY TWO:EVAN BOURNE
-Zig-Zag!
-air bourne!
entry 3: CM PUNK!
CM PUNK eliminates Ziggler and bourne.
punk all alone does a promo about straight-edge!
#4: jtg
eliminated another promo by punk!
#5 Khali:
Punk tries to get khali to take the Pledge but instead punk gets a brian chop and a Khali vice grip!
#6 beth Phionex
beth kisses khali over the ropes. but she gets put in the go to sleep
as #7 Zack ryder comes out
but beth and zack are eliminated and we get another promo about straight edge. Let me find a container for my joy!
triple h is out followed by Drew MacIntyre!
Punk is eliminated. that'll shut him up!
2 YOUNG TALENTED MEN IN MORRISON AND DIBIASIE ARE NEXT
morrison hits starship pain on Drew
number 12 is kane
double choke slam!
#13 is Boring Rhodes followed by mvp who is taken out by miz! so mvp is out of the rumble!
#15 is Carlito. HE STILL WORKS HERE?
3 BACKSTABBERS
#16 IS DOUCHEBAG!
stupid fold-in slam and mvp comes out to eliminated himself and Miz
#17 MATT HARDY
you know what i think this matt hardy's ye-
matt hardy is eliminated!
Never mind!
kane is gone too!
#18 shawn michaels
carlito,rhodes,dibiasie and morrison are eliminated!
#19 John FUCKING Cena
10 knuckle shuffle for dx
pedegree by hhh but gets eliminated
#20 benjamin
paydirt on cena
but gets eliminated
#21: YOSHITATSU!
alright a young talent who will be a favourit-
Tatsu is eliminated!
okay!
did some-one order the 3 plate of useless meat because in come Big show mark henry and chris masters
f.u on masters and masters is gone!
#25 r-truth
truth takes out both show and Mizark!
axe kick
JACK SWAGGER AND KOFI KINGSTON ARE NEXT!
swagger is eliminated!
#28 CHRIS JERICHO
truth is eliminated. fu on jericho .trouble in paradise but kofi is gone!
codebreaker on michaels
#29 EDGE IS BACK!
SPEARS FOR EVERYONE! JERICHO IS OUT! I'M CALLING IT! EDGE VS JERICHO AT MANIA!
#30 Batista!
spear
f.u. sweet chin music all on the the animal but michaels gets eliminated by batista as michaels looks dejected. IM CALLING MICHAELS VS BATISTA AT MANIA
Bastista is eliminated by cena who is eliminated by Edge!
WINNER :EDGE!
OVERALL:AT LEAST CENA DIDNT WIN I'M JUST SAYING!
well thats it!well thats it! februray the 12th is my blogs birthday so im doing live posts! see you then!
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