ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHRISTIAN(C) VS EZEKIAL JACKSON W/WILLIAM REGAL
Christian has held this belt for 8 months so i think title change tonight. since when has zeke being south american? hes being billed as a being from guyana? any way christian outwrestles Zeke through-out. but a Killswitch is countered and the champ is thrown out. speaking of which, Regal is thrown out by the ref. mounted sleeper into zekes ura-nage gets 2 followed by a ducking chothesline! zeke with a 3/4 nelson. not remembering that the killswitch is 3/4 neldson neck-breaker. but the champ fights back with a SHOR-YU-KEN!
YOU MUST BEAT SHEN LONG TO STAND A CHANCE!
Diving headbutt shades of C***s B****t! corner pendulum kick killswitch! Done!
WINNER AND STILL ECW CHAMPION: CHRISTIAN
Thats a shocker 3/5
Backstage: t eddy long and Tiffany the fembot.
Teddy congrats Fembot for great match and fembot being the Mega-whore that she is. actually flirts with the married man.hey if got got her the ecw job maybe she'll have all the gm jobs!
BUT NO, IT GETS WORSE! as cryme tyme do their borderline racist schtick! and ask the great khali for his number
BUT NO IT GETS WORSE!!
as runjin starts thanking in ebonic and khali does a b-boy poses.
BUT NO, ITS GETS WORSE!!!
as teddy khali runjin and bottom-bitch start singing Pantz on da ground!
BUT NO. IT. GETS. WORSE!!!!
as the miz comes out. finally it seems there is a point as teddy tells Douchebag that hes defending the belt to night against mvp but then
IT.
GETS.
WORSE!!!!!
As Khali sings who let the dogs out?
Also backstage Cody stirs it with orton.
SKILLET SINGS HERO? THE SAME BAND THAT GAVE US THAT SHIT FEEL LIKE A MONSTER DIRGE? WOW!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP THE MIZ(C) VS MVP
MVP on offence early in fact this a one sided match why because his opponent is not a wrestler he is an idiot! Ballin' elbow play maker gets 2 but miz being a gobshite uses a cheap roll-up to win
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:DOUCHEBAG!
BULLSHIT!0/5
Miz gets a playmaker to the delight of everyone
backstage: Jeri-show
Jericho sas that they should get back together but show says he should move on. r-truth comes out and taunts Jericko
Also Backstage: Orton and ted
he tells his Bitches to fuck off!
RAW.IS.HOSTED.BY WILLIAM.SHATNER.THIS.WEEK.
Shemus retains.
Orton beats the shit out of
Mickie james new womens champ
taker retains in a fantastic effort by mysterio!
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRY ONE: DOLPH ZIGGLER
ENTRY TWO:EVAN BOURNE
-Zig-Zag!
-air bourne!
entry 3: CM PUNK!
CM PUNK eliminates Ziggler and bourne.
punk all alone does a promo about straight-edge!
#4: jtg
eliminated another promo by punk!
#5 Khali:
Punk tries to get khali to take the Pledge but instead punk gets a brian chop and a Khali vice grip!
#6 beth Phionex
beth kisses khali over the ropes. but she gets put in the go to sleep
as #7 Zack ryder comes out
but beth and zack are eliminated and we get another promo about straight edge. Let me find a container for my joy!
triple h is out followed by Drew MacIntyre!
Punk is eliminated. that'll shut him up!
2 YOUNG TALENTED MEN IN MORRISON AND DIBIASIE ARE NEXT
morrison hits starship pain on Drew
number 12 is kane
double choke slam!
#13 is Boring Rhodes followed by mvp who is taken out by miz! so mvp is out of the rumble!
#15 is Carlito. HE STILL WORKS HERE?
3 BACKSTABBERS
#16 IS DOUCHEBAG!
stupid fold-in slam and mvp comes out to eliminated himself and Miz
#17 MATT HARDY
you know what i think this matt hardy's ye-
matt hardy is eliminated!
Never mind!
kane is gone too!
#18 shawn michaels
carlito,rhodes,dibiasie and morrison are eliminated!
#19 John FUCKING Cena
10 knuckle shuffle for dx
pedegree by hhh but gets eliminated
#20 benjamin
paydirt on cena
but gets eliminated
#21: YOSHITATSU!
alright a young talent who will be a favourit-
Tatsu is eliminated!
okay!
did some-one order the 3 plate of useless meat because in come Big show mark henry and chris masters
f.u on masters and masters is gone!
#25 r-truth
truth takes out both show and Mizark!
axe kick
JACK SWAGGER AND KOFI KINGSTON ARE NEXT!
swagger is eliminated!
#28 CHRIS JERICHO
truth is eliminated. fu on jericho .trouble in paradise but kofi is gone!
codebreaker on michaels
#29 EDGE IS BACK!
SPEARS FOR EVERYONE! JERICHO IS OUT! I'M CALLING IT! EDGE VS JERICHO AT MANIA!
#30 Batista!
spear
f.u. sweet chin music all on the the animal but michaels gets eliminated by batista as michaels looks dejected. IM CALLING MICHAELS VS BATISTA AT MANIA
Bastista is eliminated by cena who is eliminated by Edge!
WINNER :EDGE!
OVERALL:AT LEAST CENA DIDNT WIN I'M JUST SAYING!
well thats it!well thats it! februray the 12th is my blogs birthday so im doing live posts! see you then!
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