28/3/10
university of Phionex Stadium,Arizona
we have crossed the dessert to get to the show of shows the Grand daddy of them all.Wrestlemania 26 and much like the shifting sands of the Arizona dessert. nothing will be same after tonight.
and this is the first post of the new look enlightened page. its easier to read and to navigate. plus orange will now be the colour of John Cena so now i hate Orange!
And now to our feature presentation!
america the beutiful was sang by Idol winner Fantasia. or as the song is called in Ireland, "the Last Piss-Break before the matches" (With apoligies to Americans Everywhere)
video package was good!
UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Truth and Wisdom (r-truth and John Morrison) Vs Big-Shite (big show and The Miz)
hey miz,Edge called he wants his jacket back! seriously it look just like it right down to the rectangular fasteners and shoulder pads. okay match starts of like every miz match with him getting his ass hand to him with a double leg drop( one breaking dancing,one toprope) and thats it! thats much co-heviseness that the challengers have for one move and to think that miz and morrison only separted last year. starship pain misses and morrision lands on the "injured" ankle.
Big show and one Linkara Punch...
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
...and this ones in the books!
WINNER AND STILL TAG CHAMPION: BIG-SHITE! 2/5
as predicted, due to the lack of teams.
a video package of Fan Axxess i wish i was there.
and yes thats access with 2 Xs
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ....KEWL!
orton won triple threat match 4/5
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
KOFI KINGSTON VS MVP VS EVAN BOURNE VS JACK SWAGGER VS SHELTON BENJAMIN VS MATT HARDY VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS DREW MACINTYRE VS KANE VS CHRISTIAN
Kofi's new hair cut is ...well he looks like a cross between Mr T and a Mohican. which brings the question what would happen if Mr T was A Native American?
Mr T: I PITY THE FOOL, WHO DOES'NT VOTE YES ON PRO-GAMBLING REFORM LAWS!
Weird!
Kane has a black eye coming in! and this match is under way! Hardy gets a twist of Fate Early and its a scramble to get up the ladder. this leads to a choke slam and christian monkey flips bourne onto a ladder
zig-zag of the ladder to Christian but ziggler gets porter's Players Boot but he gets a pay-dirt. next Shelton and Christian put 2 ladders on the rung of another and sandwich in Swagger. bourne is so close to the briefcase but instead shooting star press of the 20ft ladder. kane gets shelton brakers the ladder and his leg!
Shiek: BREAK DAT JABRONI LEIG!
But kofi gets the halves of the broken ladder and uses them as stilts! and nearly gets there in if wasnt for macintyre who as been absent in this match! new ladder and twist of fate on christian off it ! its christian and swagger and swagger hits christian with the briefcase and its swagger!
WINNER AND MR MONEY IN THE BANK 2010 : JACK SWAGGER
did'nt expect this to happen my money was on Christian still 3/5
Hall of Fame video package. who-ever that Base-ball guy is he sure is funny!
so here is the full list of hall of famers for this year
Ted Dibiasie, Snr-former 2xtag team champion
Antonio Inoki, Japanese Champion, and new japan Chairman
Maurice"Mad Dog" Vachon, Former AWA triple crown Holder and patriarch of the Vachon wrestling family
Wendi Ricther, 1-time women champion and the women that ended Fabolus moolahs 25-year title reign
Gourgeus George-Pionner of the business!
SOME BASE-BALL GUY
And
Stu Hart, wrestler,promoter,trainer and Patriarch of the Extended Hart Wrestling Family
Kevin Rudolfs i made it is the offical theme for tonight. i prefer let it rock!
SHEMUS VS TRIPLE H
Trips on offence early figure leg-lock on the Irish man. he breaks out,kick to the gut and two Fiery Red Hands but no cover shemus now doing something i have seen him do til now and playing the mat-game. using an camel Clutch a slam and an armbar. but hunter counters with a DDT.
BOO-YAY SPOT that leads to a face-buster! Sheamus goes for the Celtic Sword but counter into Pump Kick countered into pedigree back into a pump kick gets 2 . hunter with a spine buster pedigree and its over.
WINNER: TRIPLE H
I THINK SHEAMUS SHOULD FIND A NEW GYM TOMORROW!
CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO
Mysterio came out and for wrestlemania always comes out in one of kind gear based on comics last year he was the joker, and this year he's a Na'vi from Avatar. this is a very back and forward match but rey manages to take out Gallows so he can 619 Punk.
WINNER: MYSTERIO 3/5
STREET FIGHT
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON
with the hart family and Hart Dynasty as Lumberjacks and with Bruce Hart as Referee , this was a one side match where vince had no offence.
WINNER: HART 1/5
WRESTLE MANIA 27 WILL BE IN HOT-LANTA PLAYAH!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(C) VS EDGE
edge tries the spear early but Jericho exits the ring.back in and we have some nice chain wrestling as you would expect of wrestlers of this high caliber. this leads to the Impaler DDT by Edge. but only gets 2 . Jericho is in the corner with spear of his own but gets a boot the head. edges turn but his spear is countered into a code -breaker gets 2. Jericho shin kicks Edge in the Heeling up leg followed by a Walls of Jericho in the ropes. Y2J takes out the ref and thats it code-Breaker FTW!
WINNER:JERICHO but tonight i found respect for Edge 5/5
AFTERMAT(C)H: Spear though the time-keepers table!
10 DIVA MATCH
HEEL DIVAS(DIVAS CHAMPION MARYSE,WOMEN'S CHAMPION MicHHHelle McCool,VICKIE GUERRERO,ALICIA FOX & LAYLA) VS FACE DIVAS (EVE TORRES, KELLY,MICKIE JAMES,BETH AND GAIL KIM)
this less of match and more of a finishing move spot fest. Kelly hits her Fame-asser on vickie, then micHHHelle the Not-Styles Clash on kelly then,Mickie hits the Barb Wire kick on MicHHHelle,then Maryse hits the French kisss on Mickie, then Gail hits the dAZED aND cONFUSED on Maryse, then,Eve hits a flip Senton(really?) on her as well,then layla hits her ENGLASH (as she says it with her fake accent!)Neckbreaker on eve. but mickie take he out with a frankensteiner but then alicia hits a Scissor kick but then beth hits the Glam slam but then micHHHelle goes for Awkard kick that shouldnt land but does. and now Vikki gets Kelly and goes for not a Frog Splash but a HOG Splash! oh striker you ease the pain of watching shit matches!
winner: HEELS 0/5
CENA WINS AGAIN, SUPRISE FUCKING SUPRISE!
UNDERTAKER VS SHAWN MICHAELS
CAREER VS STREAK
Shawn taunts taker and here we go! Flair chops by shawn, Jabs and Hooks by taker,irish whip in the corner charge by taker,old school blocked once but not a second time. Tombstone Early but HBK Wriggle out of it.goozled chokeslam but ddt in mid air. Shawn with a figure-four. this hot crowd of 75000+ people are loving this match.And i hope you are too!another chokeslam but shawn kicks out.tombstone by the Deadman but countered into an ankle lock. 'Taker at the ropes ref gets shawn to break the hold.big clothesline to the Phenom sends both men to the outside. shawn goes for a crossbody but he gets caught and tombstone on the floor.
Back in the ring as taker goes for the last ride but pain causes his legs to buckle under the weight. sensing the opportinity Michaels goes for the big elbow but gets knees instead. but this counter also is bad for taker as he got him with the bad knee. it also doesnt help when he uses the hells gate but taker gets rolled-up!
both mens finishers get 2 counts as the match is again taken out-side. Super-kick puts taker on the table and michaels Moon-saults through it. taker comes out first and is limping heavily, michaels throws himself in.
Taker goes for the cut-throat taunt but he stops when he realises his arm is bleeding. shawn helps himself up and taunts taker again. this time taker oblidges him and tombstones him for 3
WINNER: UNDERTAKER 18-0 6/5
SHAWNS CAREER IS NOW "OVER"
after the match in a show of respect and profressionalism,taker helps michaels to his feet and shook his hand. the announcers stood up and started there applause. 75000 people are now chanting "PLEASE DONT GO!" no music no commentary just the sights and sounds of the fans at ring side thanking shawn and crying. this was a very emotional closer. but this is wrestling. he'll be back!
so thats it and that was my 100th post i hope you enjoyed it and the rest of the blog. be sure to catch my 100 posts in a nutshell post to catch you up to speed!
thank you this is the Enlightened One saying keep on keeping on!
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