sorry guys i fell asleep so its not play-by-play just results
Kane won the money in the bank for smackdown more on that later!
hart dynasty retained against the samoan wrestling tribute show!
alicia retains diva gold as (shock horror!) eve missed a finisher (yes i know so that rarely happens!)
rey mysterio retains against jack swagger but kane cashed in his money in the bank. kane is now the worlds champion.
layla defeated kelly in a dud and a sure fire botchamania episode
and there was BAD BOOKING RAGE afoot when GOBSHITE FROM MTV won money in the bank raw match. it'll be a dark day if that moron becomes worlds champion. thank god for hhh when he comes back!
and in a vey boring cage match shemus retained the WWE belt when nexus took out John Cena.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Mitb update
In the raw money in the bank, Mark henry will replace R-Truth.
and unless the briefcase has a pie in it, i dont see Henry winning!
Eve will get a rematch against alicia fox on sunday, despite getting a title rematch on raw last week. i complain because any Smark worth his salt will tell you the rematch clause is one rematch only, and after that A NEW Challenger is named wwe. i guess if Gail was to go to management to ask for a title shoot, i bet micheal Hayes would ask Gail for a menu!
and unless the briefcase has a pie in it, i dont see Henry winning!
Eve will get a rematch against alicia fox on sunday, despite getting a title rematch on raw last week. i complain because any Smark worth his salt will tell you the rematch clause is one rematch only, and after that A NEW Challenger is named wwe. i guess if Gail was to go to management to ask for a title shoot, i bet micheal Hayes would ask Gail for a menu!
Monday, July 12, 2010
wwe money in the bank predictions
all matches in title importance.
WWE championship
Shemus vs John cena
steel cage match.
money on: who cares? i see Edge or Barrett (or both!) cashing in their title shots!
Worlds championship
Rey Mysterio vs Jack swagger
money on rey but only by DQ!
smackdown money in the bank
ic champ kofi kingston vs matt hardy vs christian vs kane vs dolph ziggler vs big show vsDashing Boring Cody rhodes vs drew mcintyre
money on: hardy or christian they deserve it!
Raw money in the bank
us champ GOBSHITE FROM MTV vs edge vs randy orton vs evan bourne vs chris jericho vs ted dibiasie vs TBC (R-TRUTH IS INJURED)
money on: edge
Tag championship
hart dynasty(c) vs the Uso Brothers
money on: harts! the usos are not good yet!
Womens championship
Layla El(c) vs...God Help us!...Kelly kelly?
Money on : layla, but if kelly wins this match it'll get my lowest rating and its lower than 0! and it may happen!
WWE championship
Shemus vs John cena
steel cage match.
money on: who cares? i see Edge or Barrett (or both!) cashing in their title shots!
Worlds championship
Rey Mysterio vs Jack swagger
money on rey but only by DQ!
smackdown money in the bank
ic champ kofi kingston vs matt hardy vs christian vs kane vs dolph ziggler vs big show vs
money on: hardy or christian they deserve it!
Raw money in the bank
us champ GOBSHITE FROM MTV vs edge vs randy orton vs evan bourne vs chris jericho vs ted dibiasie vs TBC (R-TRUTH IS INJURED)
money on: edge
Tag championship
hart dynasty(c) vs the Uso Brothers
money on: harts! the usos are not good yet!
Womens championship
Layla El(c) vs...God Help us!...Kelly kelly?
Money on : layla, but if kelly wins this match it'll get my lowest rating and its lower than 0! and it may happen!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
WWE TALENT EVALUATION:PART 1: RAW
in this month theme month i'm going to do an evaluation of the talent in wwe. i will list there real names (if possible) there hometown there finisher(regarded that they ever won a match-see Jillian Halls Entry) as well as nicknames usually my own. and no i will not be doing a tna version as the roster strentgh is volitile at best.
as of press time all wrestlers deemed as champions.
ALICIA FOX
Real name: victoria Crawford
From: coco beach florida
Championships:Diva (current)
Finishers:scissor kick
pros: Young and talented,fox has all the tools needed for many title reigns to come.
Cons: lack of interview time. Alicia carector is very underdeveloped. once more she is really a heel not because she does heelish things, but because there are too many face Divas.
The Bella twins
real names: Stephanie and Brianna Garcia
From: scotsdale Arizonia
Nicknames: the double dimwits, the binary bimbos. the twin twits
Finishers: Jawbreaker(brie) Roll-up (Nikki)
Pros: they got big tits!
Cons: they novelty of being twins have worn off, and they really earned there WRESTLING contracts by standing with the guest hosts, now do they?
CHRIS Jericho
real name: chris irvine
from: canada(resides in new york)
nicknames:the highlight of the night, y2j, the sexy beast, the best in the world, the huge rock-srar, the honest man.
championships: triple crown winner and the first indisputed champion!
Pros: pound of pound the greatest wrestler in wwe today!
cons: constantly seeks work outside of wrestling, usually music and tv. please jericho just stick to wrestling. your music is good but its wrestling you'll be remembered for!
Edge
real name: Adam Copeland
From: canada
nicknames: the master manipulator
Championships: triple crown winner
Finishers:spear edge-e-cution edge-e-cator
pros: can draw the ire and play mind games with anyone in front of him.
cons: years of tlc matches has shortened his career.
Evan bourne
Real name: matt sydal
from st louis
Nicknames: Air bourne
Finisher: shooting star press
Pros: exciting young star. the high flying bourne can have even the discerning of smarks on their feet.
cons: management likes to book bigger men.
Eve torres
from: Denver(resides in l.a)
nickname: Token Latino Skank
finishers: Missed flip senton, missed moonsault, badly applied neckbreaker, badly applied cross arm breaker.
titles: diva title she didnt deserved!
pros: Big tits!
Cons: won the modeling contest and got a big contract.learns nothing about the sport in 2 years. and somehow leapfrogs Gail kim and Natalya to title contention and the title.
Gail Kim
From Canada(resides in tampa florida)
Nicknames: La Felina (Mexico)
Titles: The only women to hold the womens belts in both wwe and tna
Finishers:missle drop kick, dAZED aND cONFUSED
Pros: her matches with Awesome Kong are the stuff of legend
Cons: gail went from 5-star matches with kong for matches mainly on superstars against Jillian and/or one of the Bella Skanks. surely she had made the right decision(!)
Goldust
real name: Dustin Runnels
Nicknames: the bizzare one
titles: i.c (3) tag (1)
Finishers: Curtain Call, Final cut 2
Pros: when goldust bursted on the scene the outrage of a homosexual carector drew so much heat in the "man's man" world of wrestling.
cons: "gay" goldust gimmick>>>>>>>>>stuttering goldust gimmick
Jerry lawler
Real name: Debatable(wikipedia calls him jerry Mcgee)
Nickname: the king
Titles: 200 heavyweight titles
Finishers: fist drop, piledriver
Pros: Funny comentator
Cons: funnier when he was heel!
Jillian Hall
Real name: Jillian Fletcher
Nickname: Jugszilla
Titles: diva (1)
Finisher: SHE HAS A FINISHER?
Pros: She has big tits! even if their not her own!
Cons: everything else.
John FUCKING Cena
Nicknames: the face of cenation, the Chain-gang commander, the Gary Glitter of the WWE
From: boston
Titles: triple crown holder
Finishers: Attitude adjustment, STFU (Submission Thats Fucking Useless!)
Pros: hes got heart, i'll tell you that much!
Cons: Heart can only get you so much! Learn to wrestling you dumbass!
John Morrison
real name: john Hennigan
Nicknames: the Guru of greatness. the (insert day here) night delight.
Finishers: moonlight drive. Starship pain
Titles: triple crown winner
Pros: a future icon, the men cheer his great matches, and it doesnt hurt that the women like him as well!
Cons: his promos leave a lot to be desired.
Mark henry
From Texas
Nicknames: worlds strongest man
Finisher: worlds strongest slam
Titles: ecw
Pros: strentgh
Cons: speed and techincally skills
Maryse Oullett
From montreal
Nicknames: the Sexiest of the sexy (she's not wrong!)
Titles: diva (2)
Finishers: ddt, kick and fall down.
Pros: has fitted in very well into the roster. and is a hard worker
Cons: will alway be known as the playboy model that became a wrestler, and not just a wrestler, which is a shame!
Melina Perez
From: L.A.
Titles: womens (3)
Finishers: splits playmaker, last call 3
Pros:greatly improved in 7 years, when was recently injured she apoligised to all the fans. hows that for fan loyalty?
Cons: for someone who claims to be friends to the stars, her promos seem forced!
Randy orton
From: st louis
Titles: triple crown winner
Finishers: rko, punt to the head.
Pros: charismatic even when he's a badass!
Cons: contreversial but this is wrestling!
The great Khali
Real name: Dalip Singh
From: india
Titles: world(1)
Finishers: punjabi plunge
pros: Immensely popular, especially in india his charity work in his country made him a face.
Cons: khali cant speak english, but runjin singh is not a great speaker either.
R-Truth
Real name: Ron Killings
From: Charlotte,N.C.
titles:U.S. (1)
Finisher: axe kick
Pros:the whatsup song gets the crowd pumped
Cons: the song gets people more excited than the actual match!
Santino
Real name:Anthony Carelli
From:Patterson, new jersery (billed from italy)
Finisher: the cobra the fucking roll-up!
Titles: i.c (2)
pros: by far the funniest promo-man today!
Cons: weak moveset.
Sheamus
Real name: stephen farrell
From Dublin
Finisher: Pale Justice, pump kick.
Titles: wwe (twice and current)
Pros: youth and strentgh
cons: sucked up to hhh and got a title for it(what a shock!)
Ted DiBiase
From: palm beach florida
Finisher: Dream street
Titles: tag(2)
Pros: shock horror a wrestlers kid that can wrestle!
cons: with million dollar belt and virgil, has become a tribute show of his father.
The Miz
From: cleaveland (resides in L.A.)
Finisher: stupid fold-in slam
Titles tag (3) u.s(2)
Pros:answers on a postcard
cons: A GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
Triple H
Real name: paul levesque
from:Worchester, new hampshire(billed from greenwich)
Titles: 2nd man to hold grand slam!
Finisher: Pedigree!
Pros: lets settle this! hhh is married to the bosses daughter! but people forget that he IS a greater wrestler.
Cons: his buddies take advantage of him.
Vladimir kozlov
Real name: Oleg Prudius
From: russia
Finishers: Shock treatment, siberian scoop ddt, uugoish takedown!
Pros: legit sambo fighter
Cons: sambo was designed for miltiry combat so he hurts people
William regal
real name: Darren Matthews
From: blackpool england
Finisher: regal streatch
Pros: greatest wrestler never to be worlds champion. (and that includes Arn anderson)
Cons: career is winding down.
Yoshitatsu
Real name: Naofumi
from: JAPAN
Finisher:spinning bat kick, burning sword kick
Pros: like bourne, an exciting young wrestler.
Cons: is on raw, because triple h and his buddies need short people to pin.
Zack ryder
Real name: Unknown
From Merrick, new york
Titles:tag(1)
Nickname: long island loudmouth
Pros: woo woo woo shirts and caps selling like hot-cakes!
Cons: lack of faith from management!
Tag teams and factions
The hart dynasty
Members: david hart smith, Tyson kid and Natalya Neidhart
Real names: Harry smith, t.j wilson and N/A
Finishers: Saito suplex(smith) Vertical stunner(Kidd) Sharpshooter(Neidhart) Hart attack (Smith and kidd)
Pros: bringing credibilty back to tag belts(current champions)
Cons lack of competion.
The Uso brothers and tamina
Members: Jimmy and Jey uso and tamina snuka
real names: jimmy and jules fatu and sharona snuka
Finishers: Superfly splash(all of them)
Pros: legacy of samoan wrestlers continue
cons: comes off a samoan wrestling tribute, contradicting that "we are breaking stereotypes" promo on there debut.
so thats it next time it the blu brand that gets the third degree.
as of press time all wrestlers deemed as champions.
ALICIA FOX
Real name: victoria Crawford
From: coco beach florida
Championships:Diva (current)
Finishers:scissor kick
pros: Young and talented,fox has all the tools needed for many title reigns to come.
Cons: lack of interview time. Alicia carector is very underdeveloped. once more she is really a heel not because she does heelish things, but because there are too many face Divas.
The Bella twins
real names: Stephanie and Brianna Garcia
From: scotsdale Arizonia
Nicknames: the double dimwits, the binary bimbos. the twin twits
Finishers: Jawbreaker(brie) Roll-up (Nikki)
Pros: they got big tits!
Cons: they novelty of being twins have worn off, and they really earned there WRESTLING contracts by standing with the guest hosts, now do they?
CHRIS Jericho
real name: chris irvine
from: canada(resides in new york)
nicknames:the highlight of the night, y2j, the sexy beast, the best in the world, the huge rock-srar, the honest man.
championships: triple crown winner and the first indisputed champion!
Pros: pound of pound the greatest wrestler in wwe today!
cons: constantly seeks work outside of wrestling, usually music and tv. please jericho just stick to wrestling. your music is good but its wrestling you'll be remembered for!
Edge
real name: Adam Copeland
From: canada
nicknames: the master manipulator
Championships: triple crown winner
Finishers:spear edge-e-cution edge-e-cator
pros: can draw the ire and play mind games with anyone in front of him.
cons: years of tlc matches has shortened his career.
Evan bourne
Real name: matt sydal
from st louis
Nicknames: Air bourne
Finisher: shooting star press
Pros: exciting young star. the high flying bourne can have even the discerning of smarks on their feet.
cons: management likes to book bigger men.
Eve torres
from: Denver(resides in l.a)
nickname: Token Latino Skank
finishers: Missed flip senton, missed moonsault, badly applied neckbreaker, badly applied cross arm breaker.
titles: diva title she didnt deserved!
pros: Big tits!
Cons: won the modeling contest and got a big contract.learns nothing about the sport in 2 years. and somehow leapfrogs Gail kim and Natalya to title contention and the title.
Gail Kim
From Canada(resides in tampa florida)
Nicknames: La Felina (Mexico)
Titles: The only women to hold the womens belts in both wwe and tna
Finishers:missle drop kick, dAZED aND cONFUSED
Pros: her matches with Awesome Kong are the stuff of legend
Cons: gail went from 5-star matches with kong for matches mainly on superstars against Jillian and/or one of the Bella Skanks. surely she had made the right decision(!)
Goldust
real name: Dustin Runnels
Nicknames: the bizzare one
titles: i.c (3) tag (1)
Finishers: Curtain Call, Final cut 2
Pros: when goldust bursted on the scene the outrage of a homosexual carector drew so much heat in the "man's man" world of wrestling.
cons: "gay" goldust gimmick>>>>>>>>>stuttering goldust gimmick
Jerry lawler
Real name: Debatable(wikipedia calls him jerry Mcgee)
Nickname: the king
Titles: 200 heavyweight titles
Finishers: fist drop, piledriver
Pros: Funny comentator
Cons: funnier when he was heel!
Jillian Hall
Real name: Jillian Fletcher
Nickname: Jugszilla
Titles: diva (1)
Finisher: SHE HAS A FINISHER?
Pros: She has big tits! even if their not her own!
Cons: everything else.
John FUCKING Cena
Nicknames: the face of cenation, the Chain-gang commander, the Gary Glitter of the WWE
From: boston
Titles: triple crown holder
Finishers: Attitude adjustment, STFU (Submission Thats Fucking Useless!)
Pros: hes got heart, i'll tell you that much!
Cons: Heart can only get you so much! Learn to wrestling you dumbass!
John Morrison
real name: john Hennigan
Nicknames: the Guru of greatness. the (insert day here) night delight.
Finishers: moonlight drive. Starship pain
Titles: triple crown winner
Pros: a future icon, the men cheer his great matches, and it doesnt hurt that the women like him as well!
Cons: his promos leave a lot to be desired.
Mark henry
From Texas
Nicknames: worlds strongest man
Finisher: worlds strongest slam
Titles: ecw
Pros: strentgh
Cons: speed and techincally skills
Maryse Oullett
From montreal
Nicknames: the Sexiest of the sexy (she's not wrong!)
Titles: diva (2)
Finishers: ddt, kick and fall down.
Pros: has fitted in very well into the roster. and is a hard worker
Cons: will alway be known as the playboy model that became a wrestler, and not just a wrestler, which is a shame!
Melina Perez
From: L.A.
Titles: womens (3)
Finishers: splits playmaker, last call 3
Pros:greatly improved in 7 years, when was recently injured she apoligised to all the fans. hows that for fan loyalty?
Cons: for someone who claims to be friends to the stars, her promos seem forced!
Randy orton
From: st louis
Titles: triple crown winner
Finishers: rko, punt to the head.
Pros: charismatic even when he's a badass!
Cons: contreversial but this is wrestling!
The great Khali
Real name: Dalip Singh
From: india
Titles: world(1)
Finishers: punjabi plunge
pros: Immensely popular, especially in india his charity work in his country made him a face.
Cons: khali cant speak english, but runjin singh is not a great speaker either.
R-Truth
Real name: Ron Killings
From: Charlotte,N.C.
titles:U.S. (1)
Finisher: axe kick
Pros:the whatsup song gets the crowd pumped
Cons: the song gets people more excited than the actual match!
Santino
Real name:Anthony Carelli
From:Patterson, new jersery (billed from italy)
Finisher: the cobra the fucking roll-up!
Titles: i.c (2)
pros: by far the funniest promo-man today!
Cons: weak moveset.
Sheamus
Real name: stephen farrell
From Dublin
Finisher: Pale Justice, pump kick.
Titles: wwe (twice and current)
Pros: youth and strentgh
cons: sucked up to hhh and got a title for it(what a shock!)
Ted DiBiase
From: palm beach florida
Finisher: Dream street
Titles: tag(2)
Pros: shock horror a wrestlers kid that can wrestle!
cons: with million dollar belt and virgil, has become a tribute show of his father.
The Miz
From: cleaveland (resides in L.A.)
Finisher: stupid fold-in slam
Titles tag (3) u.s(2)
Pros:answers on a postcard
cons: A GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
Triple H
Real name: paul levesque
from:Worchester, new hampshire(billed from greenwich)
Titles: 2nd man to hold grand slam!
Finisher: Pedigree!
Pros: lets settle this! hhh is married to the bosses daughter! but people forget that he IS a greater wrestler.
Cons: his buddies take advantage of him.
Vladimir kozlov
Real name: Oleg Prudius
From: russia
Finishers: Shock treatment, siberian scoop ddt, uugoish takedown!
Pros: legit sambo fighter
Cons: sambo was designed for miltiry combat so he hurts people
William regal
real name: Darren Matthews
From: blackpool england
Finisher: regal streatch
Pros: greatest wrestler never to be worlds champion. (and that includes Arn anderson)
Cons: career is winding down.
Yoshitatsu
Real name: Naofumi
from: JAPAN
Finisher:spinning bat kick, burning sword kick
Pros: like bourne, an exciting young wrestler.
Cons: is on raw, because triple h and his buddies need short people to pin.
Zack ryder
Real name: Unknown
From Merrick, new york
Titles:tag(1)
Nickname: long island loudmouth
Pros: woo woo woo shirts and caps selling like hot-cakes!
Cons: lack of faith from management!
Tag teams and factions
The hart dynasty
Members: david hart smith, Tyson kid and Natalya Neidhart
Real names: Harry smith, t.j wilson and N/A
Finishers: Saito suplex(smith) Vertical stunner(Kidd) Sharpshooter(Neidhart) Hart attack (Smith and kidd)
Pros: bringing credibilty back to tag belts(current champions)
Cons lack of competion.
The Uso brothers and tamina
Members: Jimmy and Jey uso and tamina snuka
real names: jimmy and jules fatu and sharona snuka
Finishers: Superfly splash(all of them)
Pros: legacy of samoan wrestlers continue
cons: comes off a samoan wrestling tribute, contradicting that "we are breaking stereotypes" promo on there debut.
so thats it next time it the blu brand that gets the third degree.
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