in this month theme month i'm going to do an evaluation of the talent in wwe. i will list there real names (if possible) there hometown there finisher(regarded that they ever won a match-see Jillian Halls Entry) as well as nicknames usually my own. and no i will not be doing a tna version as the roster strentgh is volitile at best.
as of press time all wrestlers deemed as champions.
ALICIA FOX
Real name: victoria Crawford
From: coco beach florida
Championships:Diva (current)
Finishers:scissor kick
pros: Young and talented,fox has all the tools needed for many title reigns to come.
Cons: lack of interview time. Alicia carector is very underdeveloped. once more she is really a heel not because she does heelish things, but because there are too many face Divas.
The Bella twins
real names: Stephanie and Brianna Garcia
From: scotsdale Arizonia
Nicknames: the double dimwits, the binary bimbos. the twin twits
Finishers: Jawbreaker(brie) Roll-up (Nikki)
Pros: they got big tits!
Cons: they novelty of being twins have worn off, and they really earned there WRESTLING contracts by standing with the guest hosts, now do they?
CHRIS Jericho
real name: chris irvine
from: canada(resides in new york)
nicknames:the highlight of the night, y2j, the sexy beast, the best in the world, the huge rock-srar, the honest man.
championships: triple crown winner and the first indisputed champion!
Pros: pound of pound the greatest wrestler in wwe today!
cons: constantly seeks work outside of wrestling, usually music and tv. please jericho just stick to wrestling. your music is good but its wrestling you'll be remembered for!
Edge
real name: Adam Copeland
From: canada
nicknames: the master manipulator
Championships: triple crown winner
Finishers:spear edge-e-cution edge-e-cator
pros: can draw the ire and play mind games with anyone in front of him.
cons: years of tlc matches has shortened his career.
Evan bourne
Real name: matt sydal
from st louis
Nicknames: Air bourne
Finisher: shooting star press
Pros: exciting young star. the high flying bourne can have even the discerning of smarks on their feet.
cons: management likes to book bigger men.
Eve torres
from: Denver(resides in l.a)
nickname: Token Latino Skank
finishers: Missed flip senton, missed moonsault, badly applied neckbreaker, badly applied cross arm breaker.
titles: diva title she didnt deserved!
pros: Big tits!
Cons: won the modeling contest and got a big contract.learns nothing about the sport in 2 years. and somehow leapfrogs Gail kim and Natalya to title contention and the title.
Gail Kim
From Canada(resides in tampa florida)
Nicknames: La Felina (Mexico)
Titles: The only women to hold the womens belts in both wwe and tna
Finishers:missle drop kick, dAZED aND cONFUSED
Pros: her matches with Awesome Kong are the stuff of legend
Cons: gail went from 5-star matches with kong for matches mainly on superstars against Jillian and/or one of the Bella Skanks. surely she had made the right decision(!)
Goldust
real name: Dustin Runnels
Nicknames: the bizzare one
titles: i.c (3) tag (1)
Finishers: Curtain Call, Final cut 2
Pros: when goldust bursted on the scene the outrage of a homosexual carector drew so much heat in the "man's man" world of wrestling.
cons: "gay" goldust gimmick>>>>>>>>>stuttering goldust gimmick
Jerry lawler
Real name: Debatable(wikipedia calls him jerry Mcgee)
Nickname: the king
Titles: 200 heavyweight titles
Finishers: fist drop, piledriver
Pros: Funny comentator
Cons: funnier when he was heel!
Jillian Hall
Real name: Jillian Fletcher
Nickname: Jugszilla
Titles: diva (1)
Finisher: SHE HAS A FINISHER?
Pros: She has big tits! even if their not her own!
Cons: everything else.
John FUCKING Cena
Nicknames: the face of cenation, the Chain-gang commander, the Gary Glitter of the WWE
From: boston
Titles: triple crown holder
Finishers: Attitude adjustment, STFU (Submission Thats Fucking Useless!)
Pros: hes got heart, i'll tell you that much!
Cons: Heart can only get you so much! Learn to wrestling you dumbass!
John Morrison
real name: john Hennigan
Nicknames: the Guru of greatness. the (insert day here) night delight.
Finishers: moonlight drive. Starship pain
Titles: triple crown winner
Pros: a future icon, the men cheer his great matches, and it doesnt hurt that the women like him as well!
Cons: his promos leave a lot to be desired.
Mark henry
From Texas
Nicknames: worlds strongest man
Finisher: worlds strongest slam
Titles: ecw
Pros: strentgh
Cons: speed and techincally skills
Maryse Oullett
From montreal
Nicknames: the Sexiest of the sexy (she's not wrong!)
Titles: diva (2)
Finishers: ddt, kick and fall down.
Pros: has fitted in very well into the roster. and is a hard worker
Cons: will alway be known as the playboy model that became a wrestler, and not just a wrestler, which is a shame!
Melina Perez
From: L.A.
Titles: womens (3)
Finishers: splits playmaker, last call 3
Pros:greatly improved in 7 years, when was recently injured she apoligised to all the fans. hows that for fan loyalty?
Cons: for someone who claims to be friends to the stars, her promos seem forced!
Randy orton
From: st louis
Titles: triple crown winner
Finishers: rko, punt to the head.
Pros: charismatic even when he's a badass!
Cons: contreversial but this is wrestling!
The great Khali
Real name: Dalip Singh
From: india
Titles: world(1)
Finishers: punjabi plunge
pros: Immensely popular, especially in india his charity work in his country made him a face.
Cons: khali cant speak english, but runjin singh is not a great speaker either.
R-Truth
Real name: Ron Killings
From: Charlotte,N.C.
titles:U.S. (1)
Finisher: axe kick
Pros:the whatsup song gets the crowd pumped
Cons: the song gets people more excited than the actual match!
Santino
Real name:Anthony Carelli
From:Patterson, new jersery (billed from italy)
Finisher: the cobra the fucking roll-up!
Titles: i.c (2)
pros: by far the funniest promo-man today!
Cons: weak moveset.
Sheamus
Real name: stephen farrell
From Dublin
Finisher: Pale Justice, pump kick.
Titles: wwe (twice and current)
Pros: youth and strentgh
cons: sucked up to hhh and got a title for it(what a shock!)
Ted DiBiase
From: palm beach florida
Finisher: Dream street
Titles: tag(2)
Pros: shock horror a wrestlers kid that can wrestle!
cons: with million dollar belt and virgil, has become a tribute show of his father.
The Miz
From: cleaveland (resides in L.A.)
Finisher: stupid fold-in slam
Titles tag (3) u.s(2)
Pros:answers on a postcard
cons: A GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
Triple H
Real name: paul levesque
from:Worchester, new hampshire(billed from greenwich)
Titles: 2nd man to hold grand slam!
Finisher: Pedigree!
Pros: lets settle this! hhh is married to the bosses daughter! but people forget that he IS a greater wrestler.
Cons: his buddies take advantage of him.
Vladimir kozlov
Real name: Oleg Prudius
From: russia
Finishers: Shock treatment, siberian scoop ddt, uugoish takedown!
Pros: legit sambo fighter
Cons: sambo was designed for miltiry combat so he hurts people
William regal
real name: Darren Matthews
From: blackpool england
Finisher: regal streatch
Pros: greatest wrestler never to be worlds champion. (and that includes Arn anderson)
Cons: career is winding down.
Yoshitatsu
Real name: Naofumi
from: JAPAN
Finisher:spinning bat kick, burning sword kick
Pros: like bourne, an exciting young wrestler.
Cons: is on raw, because triple h and his buddies need short people to pin.
Zack ryder
Real name: Unknown
From Merrick, new york
Titles:tag(1)
Nickname: long island loudmouth
Pros: woo woo woo shirts and caps selling like hot-cakes!
Cons: lack of faith from management!
Tag teams and factions
The hart dynasty
Members: david hart smith, Tyson kid and Natalya Neidhart
Real names: Harry smith, t.j wilson and N/A
Finishers: Saito suplex(smith) Vertical stunner(Kidd) Sharpshooter(Neidhart) Hart attack (Smith and kidd)
Pros: bringing credibilty back to tag belts(current champions)
Cons lack of competion.
The Uso brothers and tamina
Members: Jimmy and Jey uso and tamina snuka
real names: jimmy and jules fatu and sharona snuka
Finishers: Superfly splash(all of them)
Pros: legacy of samoan wrestlers continue
cons: comes off a samoan wrestling tribute, contradicting that "we are breaking stereotypes" promo on there debut.
so thats it next time it the blu brand that gets the third degree.
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