TNA IMPACT-THE WORST IS YET TO COME!

You know i dont give vince macmahon enough credit.
despite all the arrests harrasments and triple h we will miss vinny boy when he goes "scouting female talent" in that strip club in the sky.

but despite all this he is not Dixie Carter. the 40 something Money-Mark that turned tna the number 2 company in the wrestling world back into the theme park-side attraction run by an electric company that they spent all last year to disprove.

so what happened?
five words
hulk hogan and eric bischoff
everyone knows that it was hogans politics and bischoffs spending that ran wcw the number 2 company in 2001 to close its doors. and yet somehow more-cash than brains thought hiring them as management when jeff jarrett the founder got his end into kurt angles ex-wife.

so last week was bound for glory. and for months, abyss a 300 pound head crab zombie prophetizes that "they" are coming and "they" are already here and who where they hogan and bischoff and the crowd were suprised...that they didnt show their true colours sooner.

so hardy turned on angle and ended his carear *coughBULLSHIT*cough and now Hack hogan and Sleaze-E are in the ring for a 30 minute promo. yes 30 MINUTES! IN A 2 HOUR SHOW! THAT IS 25%!
So i'm going to give you the crib notes version of this promo.

HOGAN: BLA-BLA-BLA- I LOVE MONEY, BRUTHER!
BISCHOFF:(takes credit for everything.)
ABYSS: YABBA! MY ICING!
JARRETT:(i liked this. its his own dahm company, he cant help being attractted to some-one's ex wive and look at the quality of wrestling from 2009 and this year. carter should have known not to hire hogan in the first place.)
FOURtune came out and sverved everyone. flair who legits hate hogan is teaming up with him? but its really about fourtune, the tna originals, the guys misused because carter threw money at vinces table scrappings.

backstage, Kevin Nash and sting made their way to the ring.
i'm watching the ads now.
they are more entertaining.

we are back.
so now Kevin Nash, the third man responsible for killing wcw,whos in it for the money,who feigned tearing his quad in lieu of jobbing,is now TNA's Moral Compass?

THATS LIKE RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS RUNNING FOR POPE,MAN!

40 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE MATCH. ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION?

so backstage Nash and sting are leaving.Carter accuses sting of warning her using (HERWORDS) "cryptic langwich".

Lady, to you english is a cryptic languange.
So Gunner and Murphy the two HEEL wrestlers that were planted as HEEL Enforcers are now HEELS?
Wow that came from nowhere(!) So they escort the Dumb bitch out and Serge, her husband, who only serves to get betting up by wrestlers...you know the rest .

so 45 minutes in and finally our first match its a womens match, you know what, i dont care, i'll take it!
its tara vs madison and tara lies down for her opponent.
it was 5 seconds including the 3 count.
this was to put over Madison? really? the girl who since she debuted had a 10 month singles run losing streak and when she did start winning her finisher was a roll-up?
and tara?
she goes from being treated like a christmas cake because she"too old" in wwe to being treated like trash in tna. and you wonder why sales are going down, carter?

so back stage some women that we are told is "J-WOW" from the mtv show, Jersey shore has came to tna. i have to say this. i dont watch "music" Television so i dont watch Jersey shore, but from what i gather its camera following KEWL young people doing KEWL things like drinking heavily and unprotected sex. what rolemodels(!)

so angle comes to say goodbye and Jarrett comes out to taunt him about doing his wife. so wait a guy is hurt and force to "retire" and the thing you focus on his poking his wife? IRRELEVANT!!

SO this a hour of the show and in that hour we had 5 seconds of wrestling.

Second match of the night Abyss vs Samoa Joe. a good match until it ended in a dq. i dont think i'm alone in saying that no-one likes a dq, they want a winner and a loser. so in 2 matches both are non finishes.

so RVD comes out for his part in TNP (TOTAL NON-STOP PROMOS) and jeff gives a very emo Wangsty promo that friends only befriend only to fill their own intentions.

Backstage bischoff fires Brooke adams as his secrartary and implies that brooke adams the one from extreme expose who couldnt dance wrestle or cut a promo,will be a full time wrestler? are you that desperate for former wwe talent that you'll give money to anyone who even stood in wwe ring, tna?

okay the next match is the pope versus 5 member of fortune. best match of the night right there.

so appartently there is a Jersey shore gimmick in tna call creativly the Shore. and no no NO! j-wow his doing a Miz! tna has signed its own Gobshite From Mtv to a wrestling contract! I WATCH TNA FOR WRESTLERS WRESTLING! Not for Pop culture flavours of the month playing Dress-up!

oh and of the four matches tonight(including a rvd vs mister anderson match that ended in a no contest)
2 were no contests and 1 was an angle with 56 minutes of wrestling in a two hour show.

i dont know about you but will not be watching tna anymore after this.

please let me know what you think!