The Flippies 2010

2010 won't be remembered as a stellar year in wrestling. Kane had an unnessacery title reign, john Cena would'nt fuck off despite being "fired", and tna probably won't resurface on Sky.

But despite this we had stellar matches,new blood,note-worthy events and funny stories. so lets get started with the big one!

THE HOMER
(THE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR 2010: THE MIZ!)
Regular reader will be shocked that Mike"GOBSHITE FROM MTV!" Mizianin is the first winner but lets look at the facts.

FACT!
This year the miz held the triple crown, Fact! he was the most talk about pro on both season one and two of NXT, bringing alex Riley to the final round. FACT! he had the best match OF HIS CAREER at NOC.
Fact! the miz is the first ever winner of the pathofenlightment.blogspot.com Flippie for best wrestler.
(runnersup: Sheamus,taker,hbk,orton,bryan,barrett,gabriel)

THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: MICHAEL TARVER)
Tarver may have bought intimidation to Nexus but he did'nt bring any talent. while young was kicked out, and sheffield injured, tarver absence was never explained. maybe like the namesake of this reward, his planet needed him.
(runners up:Cena,slater,marella,henry,kane,Rob terry)

THE MARGE
(BEST FEMALE WRESTLER: MELINA PEREZ)
it was a two horse race this year but it was melina who did more this year.
(runner up Natalya)

THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE:THE BELLA TWINS)
....but dont worry, girls! i heard Hooters is re-hiring!

THE DISCO STU
(DEBUT OF THE YEAR: NEXUS)
As if winning nxt1 wasn't enough for Wade Barret, the English man created a stable of former rivals and nexus was born. with cm punk revealed as the "true" leader, 2011 could be a great year also for the Yellow and Black Blackguards.

HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE
(EXIT OF THE YEAR: SHAWN MICHAELS BY UNAMIOUS DESCISION)
I really like his promo the night (okay 4 days in britain) after. i love how the fans chanted please don't go!

MY PLANET NEEDS ME
(GOOD RIDDANCE OF THE YEAR: LACEY VON ERICH)
1 thing I can't stand, is 2nd gen wrestlers that think having a famous name would forgive them for sucking out-right! lacey is no exception!
(runners-up:Tiffany,ECW, "Suck-e" Cannon, TNA IMPACT in britain,maxine,aksana)

MARGE VS VOILENT TV
(FUNNIEST MOMENT: SANTINO'S  TEA PARTY)
Santino cant wrestle, but at least he can make us laugh! this year in England his guest was Shemus and the crowd oooh'd and aaaww'ed when he offered ginger tea and milk to the pasty, red-haired Irishman!
(runners up: tyler rex freaks out on a plane,the black nature boy,hornswoggles thanksgiving dinner, Spoony's reaction to samao joe's kipnapping!

MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT: CHRIS KANYON:DIGNITY DENIED!)
A Death of a wrestler is always sad, but none was sadder than the death of former us champ, chris kanyon who commited suicide this year. he was 40. Kanyon was a talented wrestler, no doubt but he was openly gay, a lifestyle that was ridiculed in his short stint in WWE, where he played a Boy George Gimmick.in the end the man born Kris Kudalis took his life.

and finally,
WORST EPISODE EVER!
(THE STUPIDEST MOMENT:AND THOUGH I WANT TO GIVE IT TO 11/10/10, I ALREADY SPOKE ABOUT IT, AND THE WINNER IS...
SAMOA JOE GETS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS!)
there was lots of stupid shit this year but the unresolved kidnapping and no explanation is truly bad writing and Spoony (of that guy with the glasses.com) reaction reached memehood!

Spoony:Taz I dont know where you hide a 300 pound Samoan, but that doesn,t change the fact that HE WAS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS! NINJAS! (beat) CALL THE COPS! DID ANYONE GET A LICENCE PLATE? THE COPS! NINJAS! KIPNAPPING! TV! WE'RE NOT STUPID! THERE ARE NINJAS KIPNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!
(RUNNERS UP:why does FOURtune have six members? eric young becomes idiot gimmick again,new tna belt, mickie james singing career,Katie lea become Lesbian Ghost thing, chavo: from mexican warrior to Eagle mascot,edge vs macbook,nxt 3,aj not winning nxt 3, Generic blonde with big tits wins NXT!

(Breath)
that was a big one be back here for royal rumble results in februray and on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com be there for the review of music and lyrics!