Sunday, March 13, 2011

wrestlemania X-7:X years later part 3

VINCE MCMAHON VS SHANE MCMAHON
BACKSTORY!: Sick of treating the WWF as his own personal miltia and cheating on his mother until she had a "breakdown", shane took over WCW to call the old man out

Shane comes out first he reveals that WCW is in the arena of the 10 in the private box i only recognise Lance storm, Torrie Wilson and Jobb-o ...i mean Chavo Guerrerro. mick foley is the special referee. After brawling shane beats down his dad. Steph comes in and slaps shane shane attacks vince with camara wires. clothesline of the security wall. kendo stick shot. shane loses out with the Leap of faith. trish stratus who was with vince at the time, comes out with linda in a wheelchair and attacks vince and chases Stephanie out. foley gets attacked by vince for protecting linda. and end is linda rises from her chair. and shane finishes vince with the coast 2 coast

WINNER: SHANE 4/5 (JUST FOR SHEER STORYTELLING)

TLC TWO FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
EDGE AND CHRISTIAN W/RHINO VS DUDLEYZ W/SPIKE VS HARDY BOYZ W/LITA

In 10 years and the hardys have dramatically changed i think can be resolved by swapping their addictions. You dont see much fat smack-heads and Fatt Lardy needs stuff that will get that gut gone for good. it would terrible things to their teeth though! also ringing the changes is the dudleys ring attire at this point in their carear their ring-gear was strange coloured camoflague, which would be handy if bubba was in a war in the stottish heaths or in a swimming pool full of Ribena!

anyway there is too much non-wrestling offence so lets get to the short version of this match
  • double legdrop on christrian
  • whazzup and powerbomb through a table
  • spike rhino and lita interfere for there respective teams, with lita jerking edge off ....the ladder (not that she wasnt familer with that...just ask matt hardy! actually don't given how emo he has become he would probably cry into his ice-cream listening to 3 days grace's back catalogue knowing full well that his blood type his Haggen-dasz!)
  • in the end christian gets a piggy back from rhino to get the belts
WINNERS AND NEW CHAMPIONS: EDGE AND CHRISTIAN

IRON SHIEK WINS BATTLE ROYAL
UNDERTAKER 9-0

WWF CHAMPIONSHIP
STONE COLD VS THE ROCK(c)
BACKSTORY!: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE GREATEST MATCH IN WRESTLEMANIA , AS CHOSEN BY ALL OF YOU! In 2001 austin won his 3rd ever rumble to face the rock tonight, vince to stir things up made Debra, then-managar and then-wife to manage the rock. when she got injured. the rattlesnake went nuts! the result:a high octane intense match that became personal

the match was made no DQ to the shock of jim ross. Stone cold starts this off with rights and lefts irish whip Lou Thesz press. elbow by austin neckbreaker by austin. rock trying for Rock Bottom, austin tries for the  stunner, fight in this hot Texan crowd back in the ring and Outlaw Attack by Austin followed by vertical suplex. clothesline by the rock, a hip toss gets 2. more fighting on the outside again. Austin hits rock with the ring bell, the english announce table is destroyed.back in the ring, and neckbreaker by SCSA whip into the corner mudhole stomping  clothesline by the rock. Rock brings the ringbell in hits austin with it! more ringside brawling slingshot sending rock into ring post. sharpshooter by the rock as both men are bloodied but austin with a sharpshooter on his own, into million dollar dream . stunner by the rock has this texas crowd turn nasty! vince comes down to ringside and saves austin after peoples elbow. multiple chairshots by austin as a stunned Jim Ross speaks on. "austin has sold his soul to Satan himself!"
WINNER AND NEW WWF CHAMPION: AUSTIN 5/5

Well that was wm17 possibly the great ppv ever produced by wwe. this is the Enlightened one Eamonn bermingham and i will see you the day after wrestlemania.

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