In the Pre-show match, Antonio Cesaro is the new United States champion. Besting Santino in match that should have being on the main-card.
The event proper started with Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler. Cole made the fact that Y2J has not won a single ppv calibre match all year. However Jericho defeated Ziggler in a dynamic bout.
Charlie Sheen was not in attendance, thank Goodness, As Kane tapped to the move now dubbed the NO!-Lock. What's next? Bryan gets an indecisive gimmick and calls it the MAYBE SO-Lock?
Rey mysterio, dressed as batman was defeated by Bane, or rather MY Bane, THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Rey couldn't take the Inter-Worthless-Now-it's-on-a-Pointless-Z-list-celebrity-who-should-be-in-the-Jungle-talking-to-Ant'N'Dec-eating-kangaroo-balls-by-now title. (BITTERNESS? WHAT BITTERNESS?)
I had to laugh at Cole trying to portray Lame-Arse as a working class hero. Yeah the man from Tallaght,(which is an affluent suburb of Dublin Town) who worked as an I.T Consultant who got a job because he's Hunt-uh's work-out buddy is a real example of us blue-collar bozzos(!)
Anyway Sheamus retained, despite Alberto's foot on the ropes. Just goes to show even the refs know what side the bread is buttered.
Gone but not forgotten,A.W Was over despite being fired. Why? because During the Kofi/truth vs Black Cena/O'Neill there was a "Kobe Bryant" chant. As predicted by me the fiery tribute to there manager was not enough for the prime-time players to win. And #MillionsOfDollars quickly became #BusFareHome!
Punk won after a restart in the match after a double submission.Punk is using heel tactics...and they still cheer Punk! We ain't never gonna cheer for Cena, WWE, HE STILL SUCKS! UNDERSTAND?
Before the main event, 15 minutes wasted on Kevin Rudolph seeing the theme for summerslam. Aren't you glad we had this and not the U.S Championship, or RYDER or REKS AND HAWKINS?
Oh, and to make it more pointless, Divas, Spanish Announcers and Michael Cole all danced and mimed to the song.
Finally All it took was going to the well a few times for Lesner to get a tap-out victory via that Brutal Kimora lock. Lesner was far from solid-looking after trips Punched Brock in the stomach, taking advantage of the stomach problems Brock had all of last year. Despite breathing like someone drowning, Brock defeated the boss-man in a shocker!
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