We started halfway through the 4 team gauntlet match. To my shock and irritation, BLOWmance, the team of Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! Became number 1 contenders. How bad is Jesse Godderz still? This was a guy months ago Botched a Distraction. This time, he botched...A club to the back.
He lightly tapped Eric Young.
And Eric Young Ran into the ropes like he was shot out of a cannon. But the bullshit won't end with them yet...
First official match of the pay-per-view, As always the x division was the starter. In the first ever 5 man Ultimate x match. Speaking of firsts, it was Jeff Hardy first and he took to it like a duck to water. After a distraction when Sabin threw Velvet into the ring. sabin grabbed the belt. Yeah, Dixie has turned another original after a short title reign into a heel. Just because Aries feels more comfortable as a heel, doesn't mean you can use the same gimmicks on a yearly rotation.
Tag team ChampionSHIT. Jersey Whore and Jesse Gobshite are the tag team champions. The only bright side? Bad influence may turn face. or not. but they are gunning for the titles. After saying exactly what i just said about the tandem of turkeys, Abyss "returned"
It was not a hallowe'en show as it might as when have being in the Knockouts Championship. Gail and her new nose came as the bride of Frankenstein, Brooke came as a porn version of Victoria Justice, and Odb, who my dad is convinced is a man, (she's not.) looked like she was smuggling pumpkins. 2 at a time. Gail kim became champion once more with help of the 2 mont- I MEAN YEARS! veteran, Lei'D Tapa. I like this idea of pairing the two. Tapa is as green as catshit, and stinks as much!
Kurt Angle, who after his DUI declined induction into the hall of fame, Was defeated, but only just, in a match of the year candidate against Bobby Roode. Roode won by mustering the last scrap of consciousness to pin Angle. Angle refused a strechter and walked out.
Ethan (now fully called Ethan Carter the "nephew" of Rich Idiot) Bet a Jobber in a stupid match that did not belong in the marquee event.
After 3 different ad breaks the Magnus sting match was only 2 minutes long. Magnus won but left to celebrate, leaving his mentor behind. Could a Heel turn be in the cards?
Finally A.J Styles won the world's title from Bully Ray, Who is becoming paranoid. He also did a great promo, to show his loss of sanity, it sounded like he was talking to Devon, D'lo and Kennedy, all gone from the aces and eights, but he was infact talking into a empty room. After tearing the ring up and exposing the boards,a backfire from Rich Idiot, gave Styles a chair to get the gold.
Well, That's it! That's it for a whole year! No Results until Janurary 4th. But if you want to keep in touch, My twitter is @saveusPOE. Bogger box office will remain updated until December.
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