A RICH IDIOT WHO DIDN'T BOOK HER CHAMPION IN HER COMAPANY'S MARQUEE EVENT PRESENTS: BOUND FOR GLORY: THIS IS MUTA'S HOUSE, DIXIE! YOU JUST PAY THE RENT!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Long Road has stopped with the smallest ever hand-draft of notes I took from Britain's "debut" of Bound for Bankruptcy Glory. Let's get this over with!

If you thought getting some featherweight to wear the Suicide costume, change his name when he people could tell it wasn't Daniels or Kaz wasn't torture enough, they repackage him with Aldo Montoya's Ring Gear, right down to the mask that looks like a jockstrap! However his match against his former teacher Minoro Tanaka had good flow, lots of action and told the story well.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ!
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Ethan Midcarder the TURD....

1. Won his Match against Hama, Cleanly! (Thank god for small miracles!)
2. has the dubious honour of being undefeated for a year
3. looks and wrestles like the SmackdownVSRaw Default Create-A-Wrestler Model
4. SUCKS!
5. ALL OF THE ABOVE!

When MVP's opponent was revealed to be Sakamoto, I thought "Lord Jason Sweet TenseAlberTrain's manservant can wrestle?" 2 minutes later the answer was clearly "Yes, but not very well!"

Next we had a good but I was so out of my depth, as Mexican and Wrestle-1 is not televised Where I Live. It was El Hijo De Pantera and Andy Wu vs Shiryu and Kodama. Shiryu, who wrestles with a Jacket on as his gimmick, won for his team with 2 twisting Corkscrew Moonsaults.

We cut to the Day before's Hall of Fame induction for Team 3D. Standard fare but 1 thing I saw, it was a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of thing, They cut to Abyss's table, the only table with a plate food on it during the speech, and he looked generally annoyed that he had to stop eating to look up and listen to the speech!

To The Hardcore Tag match between the newly inducted Hall of Famers vs Tommy Dreamer and FLAByss, still annoyed about having his meal interrupted, denied the handshake to start the match. It escalated out of control when all the ring contents was uncovered. 3d used their namesake move to pin Abyss.

Jimmy Sazuki was right, the Women's match will be nothing but a footnote, But at least it wasn't Maddie versus Gail for the umpteenth and two millionth time! Havoc Massacred Angie's Sidekick with a BearHug to Retain. However the title has changed hands already which only serves to cheapen the Pay-Per-Views.

Finally the Main event. The Great Muta booked himself into the main event (REALLY(?) NO(!))
And he and Tajiri (who has since turned heel) defeated the new faction of James Storm and Sanada. After the match, The heels jumped Muta, helped by JockStrapFace, but 3D made the save to end the last ppv I do this year.

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