Winter Schedule 2015

I NOW PROCLAIM THE ENLIGHTENED TOWERS...REOPEN!

I am back from my sabbatical, slim, trim and in good health! thanks for all your pageviews while i was gone, i do this for all of you, you know!

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• 21st of september-WWE Night of champions-exclusivley on this blog!
• October-TNA Bound of Glory-Exclusivley on this blog
• all TNA One Night Only-will be kept for prosperity

PRATCHETTOBER
Theme month returns as i celebrate the works of one of my literary heroes, Sir Terry Pratchett. I had planned to review all his works that had being made into tv shows, but i couldn't find proof of them converted into dvds. and the sheer undertaking that is just writing a review of Wyrd Sisters is overwhelming so the schedule of october looks like this:

• TOP TEN DISCWORLD BOOKS 
• TEN BOOKS THAT SHOULD HAVE HAVE MADE BETTER SHOWS THAN GOING POSTAL!

MEANWHILE ....IN BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
The speed we are going down the Road to 100 Is so fast that we may leave the chances of doing a christmas special in the dust

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• TOMORROW!(1/9/15)-Eamonn reviews The Invention of Lying Part 2
• October- PRATCHETTOBER-WYRD SISTERS 
• November-Eamonn reviews Balls Of Fury!
• DECEMBER-THE 100TH EPISODE! 
• This Mystery film is kept under wraps! At time of writing, i haven't seen it yet! But I can tell you that it is a throw-back to the very first review at BBO in our second ever post, when Joe-Jack sped throw Dance Flick! Well, 6 years later, Joe-jack will review a worse Waylan Brother film!

SIGNIFICANT MILESTONES!
In Addition to bogger box office getting to 100, you, YES YOU!, Are currently reading post #293! of this site! which means that sometime after November I may have to sacrifice some making merry with my family to review a ppv to make #300 worthy!

PRESCRIPTIVE  300TH POSTS
November-TNA One Night Only- Young Blood
November-WWE Survivor Series
December-TNA One Night Only $10k Classic
December-WWE TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS

If i do get to 299 by late December-then the royal rumble in January will be my 300th!

Well, that's it! I have a review to launch tomorrow so i have my work cut out for  me! Join me tomorrow at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie for the the kick-off!
Peace!
Eamonn.
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WWE Summerslam predictions

I'm back!....doing predictions and tumbling, but I'll be back reviewing wrestling back in September, my 2 month sabbatical is nearly over and my health has nearly restored, but I'm not at full vigour just yet!As such, and despite what my schedule says, i will NOT be watching summerslam live! which means results will be commissioned onto enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com as a Second Hand Smoke Episode, on monday!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AND US CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH!
SETH ROLLINS LOSES TO, I MEAN VS JOHN FUCKING CENA!
CENAWINSLOL!
CENAWINSLOL!
CENAWINSLOL!
SPOILERS*CENAWINSLOL!
MONEY ON! SETH ROLLINS-I JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN!-CENAWINSLOL!

SHIT SANDWICH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIT
 STEROID BACK(C) VS THE BIG SHITE! VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
This match will not go away! it has to happen! even cancelling it when Ryback NEARLY HAD HIS LEG AMPUTATED! Didn't kill the beast. Sadly, Miz and show has loss on tv this week and no matches on Superstars so thier chances of winning has ballooned
MONEY ON: IF ONLY RYBACK HAD A STRAIGHT TO DVD MOVIE TO PROMOTE THIS MONTH! THEN HE'LL KEEP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!

4-WAY MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
PRIME TIME PLAYERS(C) (YOUNG/O'NEILL) VS NEW DAY(TIT E/ KOBE JOHNSON) VS LOS LATINOS STERIOTYPICOS (JOBBERCO UNO Y JOBBERCO DOS) VS LUCHA DRAGONS (CALISTO Y SIN CARA) 
Okay, i have no idea how to call this one! The PTP have a match this week on Superstars. but that usually means they will retain their championship. all the other teams have stakes to the belts and the reason why i assumed kofi and e will the duo in this match, well I'll get to that at rumoured matches section!
MONEY ON: THIS IS A TOUGH ONE, BUT PCP TO RETAIN!

9 WOMAN CLUSTERFUCK INCLUDING THE DIVAS CHAMPION
TEAM BELLA (Nikki/Brie/Alicia) vs TEAM PCB (Paige/Charlotte/Lynch) vs Team B.A.D (Sasha/Tamina/Naomi)
Wow. Sasha is on double duty this weekend, not only in this match, but a title match against Bayley, the night before! A loss of that title will light a fire under her!
MONEY ON: SCENARO 1: BAD WINS Because losing the women's title will make Sasha go Ape-shit!
SCENARO 2: FACES WIN in both scenaros bellas lose because this match is non-title, And they have book CENA'S HO! to lose once and a while!

BROCK LESNAR VS THE UNDERTAKER
This is the match everyone is taking about! the revenge match that took 2 years almost to get around! This will deliver!
MONEY ON: TAKER!

RUSEV VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
....Sadly this won't deliver! It's clear that Dolph hasn't signed an extension to this contract to be put in shit like this! but it's not a mixed tag with a girl isn't a wrestler and a girl who can't wrestle...yet! so be thankful for small mercies!
MONEY ON: ZIGGLER!

BLANDY BORE-TON VS LAMEARSE!
Seriously Triple-H? if they can't share Bastista's unlimited title shot game genie, then no-one should have it!
Money on: Orton to win but see rumoured matches below!

WYATT FAMILY VS DEAN AMBROSE AND ROMAN "THE WANK PHEASANT" REIGNS!
This is so ovivously a heel turn set-up! Look at Reigns-Handsome, 3rd generation, and poster boy for the amercian adoption agency and family man, and Dean Ambrose-Sleazy, dress like a hobo, makes faces like a he's sniffed every thing in bathroom cabinet! and fights like he's being paid in sandwiches, and business has being slow!
Money on: Wyatt. Welcome to the Family Dean!

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS 
Sadly This watch will be missed but apart from this and Lesner and Undertaker i would be paying for only 2 good matches! this match like The 9 woman Clusterfuck! will teter on events at Takeover the night before! But Backstage whispering has told me that wwe creative has soured on Kevin Owens because of his weight, and maybe that's why Cesaro is getting is a look-in, because there only room in the doghouse for 1 at a time!
MONEY: ON CESARO (WHETHER FINN BALOR WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE IS ANYONE'S GUESS!)

SHITE!
ADRIAN NEVILLE & STEPHEN AMELL VS KING BARRETT & TIM CURRY STARDUST
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS MATCH, ONLY PICTURES!


RUMOURED MATCHES!/EVENTS
Xavier woods vs Mini Mantaur
Dark Matches and promos by Nxt stars
Padding with John Stewart
Summerslam has 4 official theme songs and the show is 4 hours-expect mini-concert bullshit!
 
 well that's it!
ENLIGHTENED TOWERS WILL REOPEN ON SEPTEMBER WITH MY WINTER SCHEDULE! Results of summerslam will we written at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com on monday! to tie you over until then, checkout my movie reviews at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com including a this month's review of This is it!

I',ll see you here in a fortnight!
PEACE!