(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE)
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WWE TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA
DEAN "TITTY MASTER" AMBROSE VS BLOWMAN REIGNS VS BROCK LESNER
If they turn Dean Heel, no-one will boo, Roman is that hated! Brock and Wyatt is still happening so expect ambush on Lesner.
WINNER: REIGNS, IN SPITE OF WHAT THE FANS WANT!
IC CHAMPIONSHIP
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
Owens just won the belt, he ain't losing it to someone who in a dying feud!
WINNER: OWENS
PRE-SHOW!
2 out of 3 FALLS MATCH FOR THEUNITED STATE CHAMPION
KALISTO (C) VS ALBERTO DEL RIO
Okay so the belt has being hot potatoed between the 2 for a month now, and a match like this is rare, so instead of putting it on the ppv, It's being replaced by...this!
THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE NEW DAY WILL BE GUESS ON THE CUTTING EDGE PEEP SHOW!
THIS IS REPLACING A MATCH! THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE PAYING 22 EURO TO WATCH! NOT A TITLE MATCH! A PROMO! AND I'M SURE IT'LL BE A VERY FUNNY PROMO BUT YOU CAN PLAY IT BY EAR WHAT WILL HAPPEN...
- Edge and Christian will show clips from their new comedy show which will air straight after the ppv
- The New day come out...BLAHBLAHBLAH they are a better team than they were in their prime BLAHBLAHBLAH Your Local Sports Team Sucks! BLAHBLAHBLAH edge and christian baits the fans into thinking they are well enough to wrestle,
- The Boo-Sucks come out because they are trying too hard to be liked!
CHARLOTTE VS BRIE BELLA
Brie is now in a crossroads in her career, her dominating Sister is on the shelf, and her husband will never wrestle again, so she has decided to hang her boots up after this match, if she loses!
Money on: With all the emotions of the last fortnight still a factor all that will take is a wrong word to set Brie off! WIN BY DQ!
AJ STYLES VS CHRIS JERICHO
We saw this match twice for free and we are in Cleveland, Right?
MONEY ON: LOCAL MAN RUINS EVERYTHING TO MAKE US MIZ-ERABLE!
6 MAN CLUSTERFUCK
BIG SHITE, THE BIG DEAD CAREER AND STEROIDBACK VS THE WYATT FAMILY(ERICK ROWAN LUKE HARPER AND BIGS MCLARGEHUGE!)
still a more subtle name for a big man that "Brawn Stro(ng)man!" what's next creative? Flex Muskills Brick S. Hithouse?
WINNER: WYATTS AND MAYBE A TAKER APPEARANCE OR EVEN A TEASE?
DIVAS CLUSTERFUCK
SASHA BANKS & BECKY "HUMAN PUNCHING BAG" LYNCH VS TAMINA SNUKA & NAOMI
IS ANYONE ELSE SMELLING FAKE BREAK-UP AND SETUP?
WINNERS: TEAM BAD!
well that's it!
Results will appear on my tumblr page on Monday, the subtitle of the post will be called "Lost In Cleveland" That post along with next month's TNA Joker's Wild will be the last gasp of wrestling until April and Wrestlemania.
See you on tumblr on Monday! or follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli
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