Tuesday, February 28, 2017

WWE FASTLAME! 2017 PREDICTIONS

As i said yesterday, i'm currently busy writing up my drafts for Irish Culture Theme Month, but not enough to not give my 2 cents to the perpetually Unloved and Arbitrary March ppv Fastlane! Which is this Sunday! NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW IN BRITAIN! SKY SPORTS ARE CURRENTLY SUCKING OFF WBO'S COCK SO HARD! YOU'D THINK FASTLAME WAS A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATIONS!

WWE BESTEST BELT IN THE UNIVERSE!
KEVIN OWENS LOSES TO TITLE -I MEAN VERSUS- OLDBERG!

Jericho is going to return and practically give to belt to Bill, right!
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MONEY ON: BILL IS GOING TO ORLANDO! HE'LL FIT IN THERE! WITH THE OTHER ELDERLY PEOPLE!

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY (C) VS CHARLOTTE
I'MMA PUT THIS HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV6nJxg7mM0

MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NEVILLE (C) VS JACK GALLAGHER!
Neville is now a heel and so is accussing Gallagher of pandering to the American crowd by playing up the English stereotype-"like they made him to do"
BULLSHIT!
1) NEVER ONCE HAVE YOU WORN TIGHTS IN THE MOTIF OF THE UNION FLAG! AND 2) YOU WHERE NEVER BILLED FROM BEING FROM ENGLAND UNTIL YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK! WHICH BRINGS US TO 3) IF YOU ASK AN AMERICAN TO DO AN ENGLISH ACCENT THEY WILL PROBABLY TO AN RP ACCENT, A COCKNEY ACCENT OR A TALK LIKE A BEATLE! A NEWCASTLE ACCENT IS VERY PITCHY AND PHELGMY, THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE IT FOR SOUTH IRISH OR WELSH! SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS MOOT!

ANYWAY:Expect jack to make a good showing, but won't win belt until British tour!
Money on: Neville!

WWE RAW TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS
THE CLUB (C) VS ENZO AND CASS
IT'S HOT ASIAN WIFE VS HOT TUB OF CHICKEN, But i think the crowd are starting to sour to enzo and cass.
MONEY ON: THE CLUB!

SAMI ZAYN VS SAMOA JOE
Can i say that if Seth Rollins is not medically cleared by April, that Sami vs triple h will be a perfect consolation prize, even putting Sami in the title hunt?
MONEY ON: SAMI

MEEKMAN'S WET DREAM!
BLOWMAN LAMES VS BRAUNY THE DINOSAUR!
LOOK AT THE MUSCLES ON BRAUNY HE'LL NEED THEM TO MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG!
MONEY ON: ROMAN!

WOMAN'S MATCH
SNOOP DOG'S COUSIN VS ROCKY'S OTHER COUSIN!
NIA WON LAST MONTH ON PPV. so it's 50/50 booking!
MONEY ON: SASHA

PRESHOW
TOZAWA/ALEXANDER VS KENDRICK/DAR W/ ALICIA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAR LIKES HIS BITCHES CRAZY BUT HE CAN'T KEEP HIS LIPS OF HIS ONE TRUE LOVE!
Video for JOE HENDRY VS NOAM DAR
"I LOVE YOU HAND! LETS NEVER BE APART!"
MONEY ON: FACES!
BECAUSE WHY THE FECK NOT?

WELL THAT'S IT! JOIN ME TONIGHT (28/2/17) AS I LIVE TWEET SMACKDOWN AND TOMORROW ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE FOR ALMOST FAMOUS. AND KEEP IT HERE FOR IRISH CULTURE MONTH IN NEXT FEW WEEKS!

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