Hey everyone!
Eamonn Bermingham here with another predictions post. Well, it's Wrestlemania season and i think this year's show, despite the Cruiserweight controversy, has a very solid undercard, the undercard matches will no doubt the matches talked about more than the Marquee Events!
ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE WHICH MEANS THE PREDICTIONS POST WILL FOLLOW THIS ORDER
BRAY WYATT (C) VS BLANDY BORETON
After that superb Warmup Bray Had against Luke Harper last night, Bray looks ready to take revenge against Orton! After all the Humming and Hawwing, this match SHOULD! Be the main event of the Evening!
MONEY ON: WYATT!
BESTEST BELT IN WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE NAW NAW NAW TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE NO TAKE BACKSIES!
OLDBERG (C) VS BORK!
For those complaining that this match exists for the title, need i remind you from the subtitle above that the Universal Championship is a joke made about Steph being so petty that the biggest prize in wwe is on the b-show. Hey steph! how's the ratings going? Smackdown has Ellsworth! A GOBSHITE FROM MTV! And a 2 horse race for a tag division, AND IS STILL WHOOPING YOUR ASS!
MONEY ON: I BET THE PART-TIMER YOU DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE WINS THE BELT!
FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY(C) VS NYA JAX VS SASHA BANKS VS CHARLOTTE
Bayley is paying for her friendship with now former raw GM Mick Foley, that she is getting dogged by Nia Jax almost every week! Add to the Mix Charlotte accusing Sasha of being a fairweather friend of Bayley, and this match will be a powderkeg of emotions!
MONEY ON: 2 SCENARIOS SHAPE IN MY HEAD! BUT ONLY IF SASHA AND BAYLEY ARE THE LAST 2
SCENARIO 1: SASHA TURNS ON BAYLEY, WINS TITLE
SCENARIO 2: BAYLEY RETAINS, SASHA ATTACKS BAYLEY POST MATCH
Either way, Sasha Turns Heel!
PRESHOW DIVA CLUSTERFUCK FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE
ALL AVAILABLE WOMEN ON SMACKDOWN ROSTER
(ALEXA BLISS (C), BECKY, NATTIE, NAOMI, CARMELLA, MICKIE JAMES AND OTHER TBC!)
Oh look! Naomi's return to her Hometown has being relegated to the Preshow! and from an injury as well!
MONEY ON: NAOMI
IC CHAMPIONSHIP
DEAN TITTYMASTER AMBROSE(C) VS BORING SIDEBURNS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7ldTl7txQ
MONEY ON: CORBIN! DEAN'S LACKADAISICAL TITLE RUN ONLY SCARRED THE LEGACY OF THE IC BELT EVEN FURTHER!
US CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO (C) VS KEVIN OWENS
If we can't the cruiserweights on the card, then at least the show can still be saved by this match! The real Kevin Owen segment last week? Outstanding! the Emotion of this match may mirror, even top the match Jericho had with Shawn Michaels at Mania 19, one of the greatest matches ever committed onto tv screens!
MONEY ON: CAN'T CALL IT!
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! LADDER MATCH
THE CLUB (C) VS ENZO AND CASS VS BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING
So the match is now a ladder match, and one of the teams is a 7 foot man whose man offence is throwing his Orange Goblin (NOT THIS GUY!)
MONEY ON: FERRA/TOR/... I MEAN MASTER BLASTER...I MEAN ENZO AND CASS!
THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPION THE USOS WILL BE TAKE PART IN OVERBOOKED 2017
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
SHORT LIST OF WINNERS
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
NEVILLE VS AUSTIN ARIES!
THE SHOW IS 5 HOURS!
AND SOMEHOW!
BLO-RIDA, SHITBULL AND LARD-ARSE LEWIS' SONG ABOUT DRUGGING WOMEN AT A PARTY AND MAKING THEM HOOKERS AND DRUGMULES! AND FUCKING WEATHERMAN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A TITLE MATCH?
MONEY ON: ARIES! AND I HOPE THE CROWD SHIT ALLOVER THE MINI CONCERT!
MIXED TAG MATCH
SUPERCENA AND WONDERBRA VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND PLAYBOY WHORE!
Anyone who tells me has "improved" and i should forgive Miz for the worst wrestlemania in history and 6 years ago have passed! my response?
MONEY ON: CENA/NIKKI
UNSANCTIONED FIGHT!
HUNT-UH...VERSUS-UH.. THE KING BREAK-UH!
Hyperbole like "It's Personal" and "This March will Shape the Future" have being thrown about a lot, but it probably wouldn't have is this match didn't seem doomed! expect this to be rough!
"LOOK KIDS! LOOK AT YOUR COOL DAD!"
SHANE MEEKMAN VS THE STYLISH ALLEN JONES!
Styles should be in the title hunt again soon, so a loss to a 45 year old hotdogger who jumps of things will not stand!
Money on: Styles
AND FINALLY
UNDERTAKER VS ROMAN REIGNS
It took 3 wrestlemania's. it took him pushing and cursing at his own fans at 31, it took him carjacking his boss and beating him up last year and finally it's going to happen with the defeat of Undertaker, Roman will finally turn heel!
MONEY ON: ROMAN REIGNS!
EXPECT SURPRISE APPERANCES!
HOSTS: THE NEW DAY AND THEIR ICECREAM STALL! AND WE ALL KNOW THAT XAVIER WOODS KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WOMEN LICKING HIS CREAM!
Well that's it!
Results will hit this blog sometime after 10am GMT! Because of Mania. Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie's review of Ella Enchanted will hit that blog on friday at 7am!
I will see you all on Monday!
Eamonn Bermingham here with another predictions post. Well, it's Wrestlemania season and i think this year's show, despite the Cruiserweight controversy, has a very solid undercard, the undercard matches will no doubt the matches talked about more than the Marquee Events!
ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE WHICH MEANS THE PREDICTIONS POST WILL FOLLOW THIS ORDER
- WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
- UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
- RAW WOMEN'S/ SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
- INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
- US CHAMPIONSHIP
- RAW TAG TEAM/SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
- CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
- NUMBER 1 CONTENDER'S MATCH
- SINGLES MATCH
- SQUASH
BRAY WYATT (C) VS BLANDY BORETON
After that superb Warmup Bray Had against Luke Harper last night, Bray looks ready to take revenge against Orton! After all the Humming and Hawwing, this match SHOULD! Be the main event of the Evening!
MONEY ON: WYATT!
BESTEST BELT IN WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE NAW NAW NAW TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE NO TAKE BACKSIES!
OLDBERG (C) VS BORK!
For those complaining that this match exists for the title, need i remind you from the subtitle above that the Universal Championship is a joke made about Steph being so petty that the biggest prize in wwe is on the b-show. Hey steph! how's the ratings going? Smackdown has Ellsworth! A GOBSHITE FROM MTV! And a 2 horse race for a tag division, AND IS STILL WHOOPING YOUR ASS!
MONEY ON: I BET THE PART-TIMER YOU DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE WINS THE BELT!
FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY(C) VS NYA JAX VS SASHA BANKS VS CHARLOTTE
Bayley is paying for her friendship with now former raw GM Mick Foley, that she is getting dogged by Nia Jax almost every week! Add to the Mix Charlotte accusing Sasha of being a fairweather friend of Bayley, and this match will be a powderkeg of emotions!
MONEY ON: 2 SCENARIOS SHAPE IN MY HEAD! BUT ONLY IF SASHA AND BAYLEY ARE THE LAST 2
SCENARIO 1: SASHA TURNS ON BAYLEY, WINS TITLE
SCENARIO 2: BAYLEY RETAINS, SASHA ATTACKS BAYLEY POST MATCH
Either way, Sasha Turns Heel!
PRESHOW DIVA CLUSTERFUCK FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE
ALL AVAILABLE WOMEN ON SMACKDOWN ROSTER
(ALEXA BLISS (C), BECKY, NATTIE, NAOMI, CARMELLA, MICKIE JAMES AND OTHER TBC!)
Oh look! Naomi's return to her Hometown has being relegated to the Preshow! and from an injury as well!
MONEY ON: NAOMI
IC CHAMPIONSHIP
DEAN TITTYMASTER AMBROSE(C) VS BORING SIDEBURNS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7ldTl7txQ
MONEY ON: CORBIN! DEAN'S LACKADAISICAL TITLE RUN ONLY SCARRED THE LEGACY OF THE IC BELT EVEN FURTHER!
US CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO (C) VS KEVIN OWENS
If we can't the cruiserweights on the card, then at least the show can still be saved by this match! The real Kevin Owen segment last week? Outstanding! the Emotion of this match may mirror, even top the match Jericho had with Shawn Michaels at Mania 19, one of the greatest matches ever committed onto tv screens!
MONEY ON: CAN'T CALL IT!
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! LADDER MATCH
THE CLUB (C) VS ENZO AND CASS VS BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING
So the match is now a ladder match, and one of the teams is a 7 foot man whose man offence is throwing his Orange Goblin (NOT THIS GUY!)
MONEY ON: FERRA/TOR/... I MEAN MASTER BLASTER...I MEAN ENZO AND CASS!
THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPION THE USOS WILL BE TAKE PART IN OVERBOOKED 2017
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
SHORT LIST OF WINNERS
- Brawny Strongman
- Sami Zayn
- Luke Harper
- Making Big Shite win his last Ever Match because it's his home state is pointless...Which means Vince will do it anyway!
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
NEVILLE VS AUSTIN ARIES!
THE SHOW IS 5 HOURS!
AND SOMEHOW!
BLO-RIDA, SHITBULL AND LARD-ARSE LEWIS' SONG ABOUT DRUGGING WOMEN AT A PARTY AND MAKING THEM HOOKERS AND DRUGMULES! AND FUCKING WEATHERMAN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A TITLE MATCH?
MONEY ON: ARIES! AND I HOPE THE CROWD SHIT ALLOVER THE MINI CONCERT!
MIXED TAG MATCH
SUPERCENA AND WONDERBRA VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND PLAYBOY WHORE!
Anyone who tells me has "improved" and i should forgive Miz for the worst wrestlemania in history and 6 years ago have passed! my response?
MONEY ON: CENA/NIKKI
UNSANCTIONED FIGHT!
HUNT-UH...VERSUS-UH.. THE KING BREAK-UH!
Hyperbole like "It's Personal" and "This March will Shape the Future" have being thrown about a lot, but it probably wouldn't have is this match didn't seem doomed! expect this to be rough!
"LOOK KIDS! LOOK AT YOUR COOL DAD!"
SHANE MEEKMAN VS THE STYLISH ALLEN JONES!
Styles should be in the title hunt again soon, so a loss to a 45 year old hotdogger who jumps of things will not stand!
Money on: Styles
AND FINALLY
UNDERTAKER VS ROMAN REIGNS
It took 3 wrestlemania's. it took him pushing and cursing at his own fans at 31, it took him carjacking his boss and beating him up last year and finally it's going to happen with the defeat of Undertaker, Roman will finally turn heel!
MONEY ON: ROMAN REIGNS!
EXPECT SURPRISE APPERANCES!
HOSTS: THE NEW DAY AND THEIR ICECREAM STALL! AND WE ALL KNOW THAT XAVIER WOODS KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WOMEN LICKING HIS CREAM!
Well that's it!
Results will hit this blog sometime after 10am GMT! Because of Mania. Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie's review of Ella Enchanted will hit that blog on friday at 7am!
I will see you all on Monday!
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