MONEY IN THE BANK 2017: KA-LOST AND CONFOUND

It was a night of Theatrics, Toughness, Tenacity and Technical Difficulties! the 1st was which was a new security system on my Sky box that needed my PIN everytime I changed the channel or turned off the sky box! so given that I'm in Ireland at 1am, Remembering a 4 digit pin is not one thing that comes to mind! so i was locked out for 20 mins! So i missed the bulk of the Women's Match...which ended in a VOIDED DECISION! as James Elsworth took the Briefcase and gave it to Carmella! A Decision on the fate of the title shot will be held on Smackdown this week!

The Usos retain the belts by causing a countout! Pathetic!

Speaking of Women Wrestling, Lana went and turned the title match into a Very Bad Episode of G.L.O.W! Not helped by Technical Difficulties, that caused Sound feedback all the way til the Introduction the hall of Famers! My Theory? The Sound Guy were Distracted by Lana's Ass in a Low cut Leotard to do his job! Lana Did not Impress! In fact the only time people Popped was when Carmella came out to tease a cash in! and when the match was over!

We find out who trashed the Fashion Police's office. It was the Ascension...because Reasons! And Now we will have a tag match later....Because Reasons! we learned that the Tripe Blows won't be Coming to Any Shitty 3rd World Countries...or turning on each other!...any time soon!

Maria Kannelis and "Miracle" Mike Bennett have come to smackdown,...as Maria and Mike Kannelis! From what I gather the gimmick seems to Maria and Mike being a trophy husband and very clingy!

BY THE WAY, DON'T SEARCH THE SIMPSONS CUCKHOLD ON GOOGLE, I CAN'T UNSEE THE THINGS I SAW TO GET THIS IMAGE!

After the Sound was fixed, it was time for the World title match. the Singh Brothers attacked Bob Orton at ringside and they got destroyed because of it and it was enough of a distraction for Jinder.

MAHAL: 72W/344L Says I Possibly Might whip Your Gadhe!

a year ago, Brezango worked a match covered in sunburn, now they maybe a win from gold! Last Night they bet the Ascension, But EVERYONE beats the Ascension!

Finally Baron Corbin had a plan, take out Nakamura, and though the Rockstar came out Later, the Lone Wolf has the scent on the title trail! And he deserves it! Baron's initial Title Push was dead in the water because of The STUPID-STAR Shakeup! Also Nakamura Vs Styles needs to happen!

Well that's it!

Join me in 2 weeks (i hope!) for Slammiversary. That is, IF SPIKE UK DOESN'T PUT ON THE WRONG SHOW AGAIN!

Money in the bank 2017 Predictions

Yes, because of the Washout that was the 5star tourney not happening, It looks like your truly is stuck in the status quo of doing WWE ppvs every 2 months with a TNA one SHITE Only! Stuck in between. AAA Lucha Libre starts it's uk tv deal tonight for the 1st time ever, But I'll keep you posted on if I will do my 1st ever TripleMania!

onto the matter at hand! The Most amazing, unpredictable night of the year is this Sunday-Money In the Bank!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KINDER EGG MAHAL(C) W/ THE PUNJOBBER BROTHERS VS BLANDY BORETON!
I know what you are thinking "huh, Hunt-uh's most well Brown Tongue Brigade Member is facing Jin and Juice Mahal in his home town! It's sewn up!" Consider that WWE made Bayley do the job in her home town and Jinder's reign has barely begun, don't expect a title change until Summerslam!
Money On: MAHAL TO RAISE THE BELT, IN PUNJABI!

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE 
NAOMI (C) VS LANA

THE FACE YOU MAKE, WHEN YOUR TAPEWORM OF A WIFE THAT NO-ONE IN THE BACK LIKES GETS YOUR TITLE SHOT!

MONEY ON: LANA IS TOO MUCH OF AN X-FACTOR, HAS SHE IMPROVED WITHOUT US KNOWING, HAS SHE PLATEAUED FROM HER ONLY MATCH 2 YEARS AGO? I'M SAYING LANA TO WIN! YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY IN A MINUTE!

THE US CHAMPION IN ACTION!

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH

KEVIN OWENS VS BARIN CORBIN VS SAMI ZAYN VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

FOR ONCE I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER! All these men would have a chance to bet Mahal if given. I use to say that in the money in the bank match, Feuds cancel each other out, the problem with that is Baron is Feuding with everyone! My heart wants Sami to win, but it can only be broken so many times!

THE WOMEN'S DIVISION MONEY IN THE BANK!

CHARLOTTE VS CARMELLA VS NATAYLA VS BECKY LYNCH VS TAMINA 

I Bet you are wondering why i chose Lana to win the Title, easy so she can lose it  in next to no time that night, of course doing that will only make lana number 1 contender and Naomi Pushed to the back of the line. I can already hear thousands of knuckles cracking from the Keyboard Warriors that call themselves Naomi's fans!

MONEY ON: ANY HEEL OR FACE THAT LONG NEEDS A TURN (BECKY)

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE DOUCHESOS! (C) VS THE NEW DAY (TBA-ANY COMBINATION OF KOFI KINGSTON, BIG E OR XAVIER WOODS)

So far only 5 Matches have being signed, ( Tune into my Twitter Feed @RealEnli when more matches are confirmed)

The last match i am writing up is this one, What has the New Day Actually done to earn this title shot? At this point New Day is only running on Past Glory, Which isn't hard to do considering that the smackdown division is has only 3 credible teams...and the champions isn't one of them!

MONEY ON: BOO-SUCKS!

Well, that's it!

Join me on Monday for Results. I have decided to Review Slammiversary this year, regardless of it being free or not, When Triplemania is Confirmed for UK showing, I will also Announce it by making a predictions post!

see you Monday!

A RANT ON DANIEL HINKLE, 5 STAR WRESTLING, AND THE AFTERMATH OF LAST WEEK!

I am very angry right now!

And Nothing In Wrestling should Get a fan angry.

We Know that Heel's Play the Foreigner Card, It's Part of the Act. I Hate the Roman Reign's and Miz CHARACTERS, But it seems that they are nice enough guys backstage!

But If anyone who seen my posts. comments and tweets about Anthem, Nancy Grace and the Wrestlemania Mini Concerts should know is that one thing you THAT WILL PISS ME OFF, MORE THAN ANYTHING, IS SCREWING AROUND THE LIVES AND CAREERS OF WRESTLERS AND THERE LOVED ONES!

Which Brings me to subject of this rant. 5Star Wrestling. or More Directly, it's Snake-oil Merchant of It's Founder, Daniel Hickle.

For Months I had being Waiting with Excitement for the Big Tournament that WAS! suppose to happen this month! It was Going to ran by 5star Wrestling, a new Company that ran a barely advertised once off show a day before The Royal Rumble. The Once off was contained with in a recent episode of Botchamania, where the show ended with the result of the main event ruined by the winner's Music going of and a promo that was cut mid sentence!

Now, you are now looking at the name and you are thinking "Dan Hinkle, wait, wasn't he the guy who offered a Million Dollars to CM Punk?" Yes he did, a Month til the Tournament started and there was no buzz, to this show. In a world were fans are now Privy to backstage rumblings, signing committees and Lawsuits, we were in the dark about this Tournament....ONE WEEK FROM IT STARTING! Punk was never coming out of Retirement and Hinkle did this boost interest in show he himself didn't advertise for

....Then the Recent Actions that shocked the World Happened In Manchester. And the man who couldn't manage this set of shows, Finally had an Excuse to Cancel, Leaving the Many Wrestlers and Referees High and Dry Without Work...He has Told All who bought Tickets that the shows have being moved til February...Because of "Security Reasons"

....I CAN NOT THINK OF A WORST EXCUSE, THAN MAKING THE DEATHS OF INNOCENT LIVES A SCAPEGOAT FOR YOU TAKING PEOPLES MONEY AND RUNNING!

IF THERE IS A NEW TOURNAMENT IN FEBRUARY, I SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO COVER IT!

...Which means I am now Stuck. This Tournament was going be part of a new direction I was taking as a writer. But i'm almost Thankful that Dan Hinkle is a scumbag, because I would be reviewing a ppv every week, and I don't think my Health would Waver doing 30 ppvs a week, nevermind combining it with the ppvs of the other companies.

So that mean, Status Quo on this blog! I will return to monthly ppvs and IMPACT ONE SHITE ONLY, Provided they are not Days before a wwe show i am doing! I Still Don't know if Slammiversary is live, but since i will be doing Mitb, I might was well do Slammiversary since i won't be covering anything in July!

Thank you Listening, It's good to vent sometimes!
NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME NEXT WEEK!

PEACE! (UNLESS YOUR NAME IS DAN HICKLE!)
EAMONN
AKA ENLI!