Monday, June 19, 2017

MONEY IN THE BANK 2017: KA-LOST AND CONFOUND

It was a night of Theatrics, Toughness, Tenacity and Technical Difficulties! the 1st was which was a new security system on my Sky box that needed my PIN everytime I changed the channel or turned off the sky box! so given that I'm in Ireland at 1am, Remembering a 4 digit pin is not one thing that comes to mind! so i was locked out for 20 mins! So i missed the bulk of the Women's Match...which ended in a VOIDED DECISION! as James Elsworth took the Briefcase and gave it to Carmella! A Decision on the fate of the title shot will be held on Smackdown this week!

The Usos retain the belts by causing a countout! Pathetic!

Speaking of Women Wrestling, Lana went and turned the title match into a Very Bad Episode of G.L.O.W! Not helped by Technical Difficulties, that caused Sound feedback all the way til the Introduction the hall of Famers! My Theory? The Sound Guy were Distracted by Lana's Ass in a Low cut Leotard to do his job! Lana Did not Impress! In fact the only time people Popped was when Carmella came out to tease a cash in! and when the match was over!

We find out who trashed the Fashion Police's office. It was the Ascension...because Reasons! And Now we will have a tag match later....Because Reasons! we learned that the Tripe Blows won't be Coming to Any Shitty 3rd World Countries...or turning on each other!...any time soon!

Maria Kannelis and "Miracle" Mike Bennett have come to smackdown,...as Maria and Mike Kannelis! From what I gather the gimmick seems to Maria and Mike being a trophy husband and very clingy!
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BY THE WAY, DON'T SEARCH THE SIMPSONS CUCKHOLD ON GOOGLE, I CAN'T UNSEE THE THINGS I SAW TO GET THIS IMAGE!
After the Sound was fixed, it was time for the World title match. the Singh Brothers attacked Bob Orton at ringside and they got destroyed because of it and it was enough of a distraction for Jinder.

MAHAL: 72W/344L Says I Possibly Might whip Your Gadhe!

a year ago, Brezango worked a match covered in sunburn, now they maybe a win from gold! Last Night they bet the Ascension, But EVERYONE beats the Ascension!

Finally Baron Corbin had a plan, take out Nakamura, and though the Rockstar came out Later, the Lone Wolf has the scent on the title trail! And he deserves it! Baron's initial Title Push was dead in the water because of The STUPID-STAR Shakeup! Also Nakamura Vs Styles needs to happen!

Well that's it!
Join me in 2 weeks (i hope!) for Slammiversary. That is, IF SPIKE UK DOESN'T PUT ON THE WRONG SHOW AGAIN!

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