CHANGES TO THE SKY SPORTS CHANNELS: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR WWE FANS?

If you haven't already noticed but Sky Sports has rebranded this morning, but what does that mean for wrestling fans? Hello, I am Eamonn Bermingham, Wrestling Blogger and Sky Customer and I have done a small investigation into how WWE will be shown in Britain for quite some time.

First, The Channels are no longer numbered, they are now Niched into a single Sport or Aspect of Sport

• Sky Sports 1 is now Sky Sports Main Event-This channel will show nothing but Live events as it happens and will show wwe raw and smackdown Live. It will also have a sky sports news show at 10pm, unless stated otherwise.
• Sky Sports 2 is now Sky Sports Premier League. All the live FA CUP Matches and football related documentaries
• Sky Sports 3 is now Sky Sports Football. All the international and world Cup qualifiers, as well as documentaries on the greats.
• Sky Sports 4 is now Sky Sports Cricket. Live Games and Ashes
• Sky sports 5 is now Sky Sports Golf. Live Players and Masters, as well as golf tutorials.
• sky f1 has not changed. it's still a load that exists despite f1 being a seasonal sport!
•  A new channel has being launched- SKY SPORTS ACTION! It will show live the sports that are not big and important in Rupert Murdoch's eyes to warrant it's own channel (darts, horses, dogs, rugby, G.A.A. and nfl)
• Taking Sky Sport Mix's spot is Sky Sports Arena, a place for arena sports like boxing, nfl and wwe!
• Sky Sports mix is now on 121 where sky Arts use to be! whether that means its now on the entertainment package is up to debate. Sky Sports News still exists.

TEETHING PROBLEMS THIS WEEK!

The consensus was that Arena and Action will have designated days and this Wednesday (18/07/17) is wwe day On Arena. However this means we will only see This weeks Raw on Monday and this week's main event and smackdown on Saturday. But by next week, this designated day thing is dropped, with raw repeated on Wednesday night and Smackdown and main event on Thursday night. However it's really a case of same old, same old as while the time of the repeats will no longer be shafted by cricket soccer or golf because they have their own channels, wwe will still be shafted by tennis, rugby, G.A.A. or if they book all the home nation world cup qualifiers on the same night! to which to those who want to change their subscriptions, buy Main Event and Arena, And Action, to cover a base, and you'll never miss a minute of wwe!

THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT AND THE GOLD SHOP COMBINE PRESENTS: CRAPPIVERSERY 15: ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS, THERE IS NO SYMPY!!

Talk you so much for waiting, and now here is your reward! Or Punishment if you prefer!

On the Preshow was a 6-person tag against BIFF TANNEN KM, Laurel Van Ness, and Kongo Kong vs Allie, Braxton Sutter and Shera. A decent opener, but only because Shera was not part of the ended result. Faces won.

To the main show itself, and we had a four company tag match for the GFW Championship. Laredo Kid and Garza from CRASH! Wrestling!, Marufuji and Ichimori from NOAH, TNA'S own champions LAX And Drago and Hijo del Phantasma from AAA. So glad to see triple a wrestlers on english tv without listening to Dave Bradshaw and Alex Shane, to those outside Britain, here is a reference you can easily understand!

"YOU KNOW THOSE RADIO ADS WHERE 2 ACTORS WITH ANNOYING VOICES YABBER BACK AND FORTH? THAT'S WHO WE HIRED TO COMMENTATE AAA IN BRITAIN!

Anyway this match was fucking amazing the crowd was so into this! But in the end Lax won. with Konnan on the mic after claiming new blood will join his cause! MYSTERIOUS...BUT NOT REALLY!

D' Angelo Williams should never get into a wrestling ring again! Botching a table spot hard, missing the table by a country mile and nearly KILLING! Chris Adonis in the process! then after the match Moobs and GOBSHITE FROM NFL! Attacked Eli Drake and put him through a table for no reason! 

Clearly Moobs read from the "How to be a Wrestling Face" book by Roman Reigns!

Ethan Midcarder the Turd defeated Cowboy James Storm on a night that was symbolic of every piece of Impact was absorbed into Global Force! 

NEXT WAS JOSH MATTHEWS/STEINER VS BORASH/PARK WHICH I WILL DO A FULL PLAY BY PLAY ON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!

YOUR COMPANY DESERVES TO BE CANNIBALISED BY A FUCKING GOLD SHOP!

Next was a Mixed Tag Not-TLC! Against Angelina Love and Davy Richards and Alisha and Eddie Edwards! That Spot where Love Forced a cup of Thumbtacks down his throat? that was uncomfortable television! But the Faces won despite all that brutality! IT WAS GOOD!

2 out of 3 falls match for the x division championship was next and the crowd was straight down the middle for both Dutt the Champion and Lowki the Challenger. the match was just as even but When Lowki went to the well too much and it cost him

Finally the 2 unification matches. I have never seen a finish where a sleeper was put on a wrestler using green mist was forced to gag on it, only for it to droll on the proponent's hand were a punch by the hand covered in the corrosive substance go the win. Sienna is your Unified Global force women's champion. And Alberto El Patron won against Bobby Lashley who's reign has being Godly for all of this past year!

Well, that's it! 

See you next month for Summerslam. BIG FIERY LOVE SPUDS! Results will be up on my tumblr page next Monday! Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli